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SaraPastelitos
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This person is a sick fuck!
They should never be trusted by anyone! |
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
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SaraPastelitos is an irrelevant lolcow who had long since been milked by the masses. You can help by finding someone else to pick on, you meen-spirited cyberboolie! |
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| SaraPastelitos | |
| Real name | Jorge Martinez |
| Nationality | Mexican 
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| Residence | Mexico |
| YouTube |  SaraPastelitos
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Good morning, afternoon, or evening, users, in this thread I'm here to share a story that's more sad than funny. This case concerns the depressing cyber-personality Jorge, better known as SaraPastelitos. SaraPastelitos is a 19-21 year-old woman who has been uploading friendly Minecraft videos for seven years in a row, where she interacts with her beloved followers and maintains a very healthy and loving, albeit small, community. Everything you just read seems completely normal and healthy. But what's your reaction when what I just told you is just the dream of a 31-year-old schizophrenic man supported by donations, living in near-extreme poverty, with a community of sickening morbid people slowly watching his mental decline, and with a criminal record for harassing a 10-year-old girl? No, this isn't the plot of any experimental film created by a simple Croatian blowjob director. This exists in real life, and it's happening as you read this thread. Meet SaraPastelitos.
History
SaraPastelitos started uploading videos in 2014 and in just a few months, she easily reached 1,000 subscribers. This was due to several reasons:
- Her charisma (she recently died).
- Her affection for her followers, like presenting her fan art.
- SHE PRETENDED TO BE A WOMAN. DO I REALLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU?
During this stage, her videos were ordinary, even considered kid-friendly (albeit with some ClickBait). At this stage, the only video that tells her story is LucyChocolatitos's Story, Sara's channel was booming, and although we can't currently know her subscriber count at the time, we can say she had over 100,000 and a strong community made up mostly of young, cocky audiences. All of this ended in 2017, when she revealed her biggest secret... SHE WAS A MAN.
Before people think the typical thing is that she's like any other Vtuber girl who's actually a fat 53-year-old, let's just say not exactly. Yes, she had lied to her community, but not for money and fame (at least for the most part). She was embarrassed to say she was a man, and maybe she thought people wouldn't like her anymore and she'd be hated all over YouTube. Anyway, it happened that the great.
Maintaining the chronology of what's happened over the years is... difficult. Sara (whom we'll call Jorge from here on out) has maintained her YouTube streams consistently, but with the problem that most of them are private, although we always have a few gems, Anyway, Jorge has received a lot of hate and hatred over the past few years, obviously from trolls, the abandonment of his regular subscribers in favor of morbid ones, the decline of his mentality (reaching the point where he can't even play Minecraft without raving), and the debate with a first-time user Don't even try to search any further; the channel has remained this way over the years and doesn't seem to change. But we have another question: Who is Jorge really? Now the murky part begins...
Doxing and Drama
Probably named Jorge Martínez, he's a 31-year-old Mexican with a serious mental illness. He has never truly shared his childhood, and any current video where he talks about his childhood could be dismissed as mere delirium due to his serious illness. The only video that is probably sincere about his childhood is the one mentioned above, The Story of Lucy Chocolatitos, because at that time Jorge was not so mentally ill, so we will take this video as the truth, let's begin.
Jorge Martinez was born on December 18, 1990 in Tlaquepaque. His parents did not take care of him and, according to him, they were drunk most of the time. At the same time, he suffered bullying and sexual harassment. Jorge's life had a slight joy after his parents adopted a dog that would become Jorge's best friend. Jorge lived in an environment of constant violence by the drug traffickers of that time, seeing horrible things like beatings of innocent people and even dogs being executed. When he entered high school, he made a friend (and the only one in his life), Erick. His life seemed to improve, but that hope was cut short when his older sister began to hit and mistreat him almost every day. This reached its peak where she tried to kill his entire family. But finally Jorge called the police and they arrested her, according to him it was good that this happened because his life improved again. As time went by Jorge fell in love with Erick as he was his only friend and probably the only human who treated him well, but Erick decided to reject him for being straight, Jorge took this well but discovered that Erick began to become a womanizer, according to him this broke his heart although he remained his friend, after this he set his sights on someone else but we will leave this for another part of the Thread, well, when this person also rejected him Jorge fell into a depression but his life would change when at the age of 15 he was in a restaurant and some thugs began to harass an older man, he decided to report them to the police, despite the fact that Jorge did a wonderful action it was discovered that those thugs were actually drug dealers and they harassed him greatly, spying on him, threatening him and putting graffiti on his house Jorge's life fell into disgrace as he was harassed every day by drug dealers and had no family or friends. Aside from the fact that his family was poor and didn't even have enough money to go to the hospital when a germ bomb was dropped on him by drug traffickers, at one point in his life he was kidnapped by them and apparently received large wounds on his face, which caused him to look very bad and caused him to suffer more bullying from his peers. This lasted into adulthood, but according to him, the only thing that made him happy were watching videos of Willyrex and Vegetta777, both YouTubers playing Minecraft (his favorite video game).
Today, Jorge lives with his parents in the same house where he was born. It is known that to this day he almost never washes and suffers from mental illnesses. It is unknown exactly what they are, but his own community has said it is schizophrenia. According to a person who lives in his same town, he is a kind and friendly person despite reporting many mental delusions. Although sometimes the illness overwhelms him and he speaks completely incoherently, unfortunately, the illness has increasingly taken over his mind, as evidenced by his recent videos. It's also known that at one point in her life she suffered from mange and hair loss, but these conditions have been resolved thanks to her doctor. In 2014, she created the SaraPastelitos channel, bringing her (at least until 2017) great happiness and joy. Current Events Since we've talked about his constant mental delusions due to the decline caused by his mental illness, we can't know much if what he says is true, but what is confirmed is that he lives with his family. His dog is currently dead. Apparently, he got a job in 2014, but most likely he was fired. He considers himself asexual despite considering himself a woman, which is why he has a gender similar to Chris Chan. Jorge, according to outside witnesses, wears short dresses, glasses, sandals, and gets around by bicycle. I imagine that after this biography, you'll think Jorge isn't really a bad person and all his hate stems from his illness. But what we'll tell you next will make you think that SaraPastelitos isn't so innocent...
Erick and Nancy
Do you remember that after Jorge was rejected by his friend, Erick set his sights on someone else? Well, that person was Nancy, Erick's sister, this has absolutely nothing wrong UNLESS NANCY WAS 10 YEARS OLD the reason why Jorge fell in love with her was very sick describing her as Virgin, Jorge declared his love to Nancy which obviously caused her father to keep him away from her since he was 15 at the time, well, Jorge this time didn't give up and started harassing not Nancy, but her entire family, things escalated and escalated until he finally received a complaint and a restraining order against Erick, his family and the other houses within at least a block, it is known that the harassment even went as far as Jorge was 21 and was due to strange Facebook posts about things he would do with her (it is known that they were not sexual but very strange) Apart from that, he had very strange behaviors like coming to Nancy's house at night and scratching the walls of her house and the trees and playing anime music (just imagine waking up to drink water and seeing a guy in a woman's dress in your garden looking at your window with anime music and scratching your trees XD) Apart from that, he would visit her after school so it is likely that Nancy suffered from Stress. Even if he has a mental illness, I suppose they'll deduce that Jorge is a pedophile since he's said things like he'd like to kidnap a red-haired baby, but his excuse for all this is that drug dealers are keeping him from getting girlfriends, and he blames them for everything.
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See also
- Minecraft - Sara's favorite video game
- Pedophilia
- Doxing
- YouTube
- Mexico
- Darlalloons26 - similar people
- Peluchin Entertainment - similar people
- Animu
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