Toby Reynolds
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| Born | December 6, 1991 (34 years old) |
| Nationality: | White 
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Eggman
(Powerword: Toby Reynolds) also known as Eggy, is an incel celebrity, or incelebrity, who was notorious on 4chan's /r9k/ for being the epitome of what an incel is. That being an overweight disgusting-looking loser who uses 4chan. He is also known for YouTube video series about the blackpill, and his epic freestyle and rap abilities.
Introduction
Born December 6th, 1991, Eggy was born an aryan soul with an egg-shaped head. This, coupled with his poor social skills made him into prime Irl troll material. To cope with this, like every other loser, Eggman sought refuge in the cold, ruff and tuff streets of the Interwebz. It's this period in time when Eggy, like other incels, also became a fan of World of Warcraft and the ancient but legendary craft of neeting. Mix these together and you get High School era Eggman. In this time Eggy had been put in a psych ward, which he got put in by threating to kill himself and others. Sometime after presumably, he was diagnosed with autism.
/r9k/ and inceldom
After High School, Eggman's troubles in life would continue, now pertaining more so to his lack of a relationship partner. Eggy went to visit a girl he thought was interested him with cookies he had made for her. When he got to her house she took the cookies and blocked him once he got home. Bawwwwwwwww.
Events like this kickstarted his attention whoring on 4chan. Becoming a household name to incels there.
A girl Eggman briefly dated ended up cheating on him, resulting in Eggy trying to ropemaxx, this would fail because Eggy was so fat that the rope snapped, preventing him from becoming an hero.
Eggy would end up losing his virginity. This would be to an ugly overweight WoW player, meaning he isn't a truecel, and should be stoned.
Misc Egg Facts
In 2015, a community college in Oregon was shot up by wannabe Elliot Rodger, Chris Harper-Mercer. As 4chan usually does, they framed Eggman as the shooter to news outlets. And because it's old media, they believed it. With the shooter's name being published as Toby Reynolds by certain news publications.
After his stint on /r9k/, Eggy finally cooled down with his Internet autism and used his infamy to his advantage. Starring in retard Matt Furie's documentary, another documentary about incels by CBC, and becoming friends with fellow Elliot Rodger fanboy Mumkey Jones. Equally infamous kike Sam Hyde even offered him a writing job on a Million Dollar Extreme project.
Toby makes music, which could be considered part of the shitty genre incelcore. Collabing with big names in the genre like Negative XP, and being a headliner for Virginfest. His songs vary from topic to topic, but one popular track by him, is him showing appreciation for the late chud Alek Minassian and his bravery.
Brittany Venti is a half-nigger white woman known for her fail trolling, and being a gotis for the alt-right. Brittany would find out about Eggy through 4chan and disliked him for his (at the time) truecel status. But seeing that Brittany could syphon clout and content out of him, she would invite him on one of her titty streams.
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See Also
External Links
| Toby Reynolds is part of a series on Dying Alone
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