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ATTENTION!
This luser is a lolcow, and should be trolled to death in the usual fashion.
You can help by posting their nude pix or spamming their talk page.
This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
This is what e-fame has come to.

JoeysWorldTour is a obese, disgusting and severely autistic 61-year old Mexican man by the name of Joseph Hernandez, he is surprisingly also an American chef somehow; maybe after threatening every employee he comes across (with cannibalism) at fast food restaurants, he was deployed to be a chef out of fear for their lives. He is known for making food reviews in his car and "challenges" that he posts on YouTube. Joey caught the spotlight when at least 100 videos were made about him talking about how fat and disgusting he is, even YTP videos were made staring him making him a meme. Being a fat Mexican and severely mentally challenged beaner, he will soon be deported to North Korea by our lord and savior Donald Trump.

Joey's Rise To Shame

Joeys world tour was a so called "internet sensation". He could presumably be called a Legit "food reviewer" but many disagree. He spent his free time creating videos online of him in his Japanese-slave-made car in random parking lots eating MASS quantities of toxic waste. He recorded these videos and put them on his YouTube channel for fame and likes. He soon was made into a new meme as this is nothing like the YouTube community has ever done before. Despite the meme culture surrounding him, he was manically depressed and found comfort in his Weeaboo Crates (made by Japanese slave workers in Hokkaido). He died June 29th due to an extreme heart attack thanks to his extremely unhealthy eating habits.


Videos

Srsly, all he does is shove food into his fat fucking mouth and talk like a retard with XYY syndrome, because, you know, that's fucking hilarious. He records nearly every vid in his car, chews with his pus-filled mouth open, and talks with his mouth full of highly-processed bullshit. He doesn't appear to actually ever go on a world tour unless you count a visit to Disneyland in Anaheim, California a "world tour" where he recorded POV vids of himself on rides. At Disneyland, he's most likely to be found at the Japanese Mitsukoshi Department Store in EPCOT (since he's a friggin' huge weeb that leaches off Nihon-made stuff). A few of his vids are instructional cooking videos for the segment of the population who wish to eat like Joey (i.e. people who also want to be massively overweight, contract Pink Guy Disease, and die early of heart disease). Lastly, he has a few Vlogging With Joey' vids, which is probably the only time he ever goes outdoors other than walking to his car to go to another drive-thru. As of this writing he has 50 videos of this and an inexplicable 75,151 subscribers. Below, we present a small sample of a huge man who got e-famous for eating, and not even competitive eating like Takeru Kobayashi.

Joey eats a huge mound of Nutella
As if ASMR wasn't bad enough.
I'm assuming he filled up an entire cart by himself.
This might be the most disgusting one of his vids, and that says something.
He gets completely winded after walking for two minutes.

Videos That Speak the Truth

Reviewing A Reviewer #40: Three Times One Minus One
THE MOST DISGUSTING VIDEO ON YOUTUBE EVER
Warning! These pics are pretty goddamn gross! About missing Pics
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See Also

  • HowToBasic - Another messy YouTuber who fucks around with food.
  • LeafyIsHere - An equally shitty YouTube celeb who made Joe famous in the first place.
  • Manuel Uribe - Separated at birth?
  • Mickey Mouse - The fictional character Joey obsessively worships.
  • Asalieri - A fat man who hates this guy because of Joe's shitty behavior.
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