Bluesky

the logo is shite, as expected.

The wise Robert Frost once said that "it is only through labor and painful effort, by grim energy and resolute courage, that we move on to better things." For those who have grown hateful toward the encroaching conservative white demigod overlords taking over the internets, like Elon Musk, they do not move on; instead they take to Bluesky (a.k.a. Bsky, Bluesky Social, Bluecry, Shitter, Retarded Butterfly App and Mentally Retarded Liberal Faggot Twitter) to cry some moar about the infestation of lulz in their internetz. Bluesky is a liberal internet hugbox and child pornography distribution platform that was launched in 2023 by former Twitter CEO and professional Grigori Rasputin cosplayer Jack Dorsey because he was severely butthurt over aforementioned Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter in late 2022.

Bluesky is a 1:1 perfect replica of Twitter in terms of features and design but, much like pre-2022 Twitter, is moderated entirely by morbidly obese blue-haired trannies and balding male feminist hipsters to listen exclusively to the likes of BTS and BLACKPINK. In November, 2024, Bluesky saw an influx of angry Hollywood pedophile celebrities and BAWWWING liberal retards who were fleeing Twitter en masse following Donald Trump's epic win in the 2024 United States Presidential Election. As one would probably expect, this led to Bluesky being flooded with hardcore child porn and crashing their servers. Given its faggot liberal alignment, it is to be said for certain, and apparent to the blind, that Bluesky was directly involved behind the murder of Charlie Kirk, the death of the late and great Dick Cheney, the persistence of BLM, and the propagation of general unrest, faggotry, incest and Pedophilia in the USA and the wider world.

Stay vigilant, soldier. Don't let them get you.

Skeeting

Bluesky users have developed their own term for posting: skeeting. It’s a portmanteau of "sky" and "tweet". Any knowledgeable person knows that since the dawn of time "skeeting" has always been slang referring to the act of ejaculation, but that hasn’t stopped Bluesky users from using the term or the higher-ups from officially endorsing it. Users likely do a lot of real skeeting while they’re at it too.

Bluesky MAPs

This world can make some truly horrifying monsters. Don't believe me? Look at these pictures.

How To Troll Bluesky Users

Warning! Doing any of this will result in instant suspension.

• Tell them children can't consent.
• Tell them animals can't consent.
• Preach to them about the teachings of Jesus Christ.
• Remind them they'll never be women.
• Tell them nobody gives a fuck that they're boycotting Twitter.
• Simply say "Your body, my choice." and watch them chimp out.
• Link them this article.^{[sauce plz!?!1!]}
• Tell them that there are only two genders
• Tell them RMTransit is better than NotJustBikes

Retardation Gallery

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  Typical
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  It's all so tiresome
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  Sound medical advice
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  Filthy little Diaperfag
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  Encouraging adult-temper-tantrums because Drumpf won
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  Troon wants to globalize a terrorist movement that would have his head cut off
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  Posting this on Bluesky will get you permabanned.
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See Also

• Twitter
• Mastodon - Another Twitter knock-off for literally anything.
• NotJustBikes - typical BS user with severe anger issues.
• Solomon Henderson - Notable BS user

External Links

• Kiwi Farms thread on Bluesky
• Bluesky on Wikipedia

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