Morocco

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Moroccan flag

Typical Moroccan male

Typical Moroccan female

Morocco or also called Pickpocketstan, ISIS cell to Europe or Moorbombstan, is a shitty islamic country located in some mountains North Africa. The country borders its neighbor, Algeria, which is French Morocco, Spain, because of 2 pieces of land in middle of nowhere, Mauritania, the Atlantic Ocean, and the Mediterraryan Sea. It has a population of about 35 million and an area of 710,850 446.550 km² although most of it is covered by mountains and sand, which is why Moroccans / Berbers are best known in Europe as "mountain niggers" or "sand gypsies". Some argue that Moroccan men are easily spotted by their constant fartingdue to eating shitloads of couscous which is apparently their traditional food (made of rice, condiments and human fluids). Morocco, is the African India, for some reasons. Moroccan women are usually ugly, smelly and hairy due to the fact that in Morocco, like in France, shaving is illegal. Also, Moroccans seem to have an affinity for French language (despite speaking arabic, the main language) which makes them even more gay than they already are.

Moroccan people renowned for their retarded thinking, blowjobs, whole year no shower, in addition to providing their sisters in golden plates to sand niggers and their children to hungry paedophiles as hobbies, without mentioning killing each other for an onion. Yeah a stupid onion, they fight to death for a fucking onion, that's why Morocco is in Africa. Moroccans are so proud to have raw phosphate extracted from the sandy parts of their "proclaimed" territory that doesn't worth a tiny cellulite of a dog shit and cannot even cover 0.0001% of balance deficit, oh yes and the Argan oil, that cannot be found only in a random spot of this world, south Morocco. Although the world never heard of it, no body cares and do not need it anyway, while holding gold medals in humiliation and shame, those dawgs have no dignity whatsoever, due to the enlightenment of internet's fragments coming from Europe, Moroccunts believe they know about all universe things while in reality all they do is sucking each others ass-holes. Moroccunts are also known for being poor, to the point that pickpocketing is a sport and even olympically correct for them, practiced in countries such as Spain and France, the two who suffer the most from this retarded race. Also in Belgium and the Netherlands, but the police catch them more quickly there, as they are small countries.

Moor's quotes

Here are some quotes of this subcreature made by god named moroccans moors

“   AMEGO!   „     — Typical Moroccan pickpocket NPC dialogue in Spain     “   CARTERA!   „     — Another Moroccan pickpocket NPC dialogue in Spain     “   DINERO, DAME 1€ RELOJ, AMEGO, DROGA, APUÑALAR, WAJJAD...   „     — Moar Moroccan pickpocket NPC dialogues. Previous Quote | Next Quote

Tutorial

Wrote by some moroccan who came out from a trash can in La Rambla in Barcelona, Spain.

How to steal like a Morocco bitch

Objects

1. Navaja
2. Black hat
3. Amego word/spell

Steal

1. Find your victim for the steal
2. Steal old woman or man or some young bitches. Never a fucking teenaged boy, kid, no matters the sex or man who is buffed/who went to the military
3. Use the navaja to break the bag and steal the wallet or any valious crap the victim has
4. Run away or the police will grab you to jail
5. If you want it on other way, say: amego/a give me the wallet amego. Amego is a necessity for my poor family who is on hunger amego
6. If the victim defends, stab it in the neck, steal the valious crap and go away
7. If you want to steal a clock, just stab him in the chest with the navaja
8. Then, grab his wrist and try to quit and steal it
9. If you success on it, run away like a bitch
10. Felicitations! you succeed the tutorial. Now you are a professional robber.

Sand Nigger Proudiness

Heil satan

Other things that Moroccunts are famous for are:

• - causing rabies epidemics by gang-raping infected donkeys
• - smuggling drugs into Spain
• - observing from tiny wall holes the people to collect data... You Know
• - smuggling whores into Spain
• - pwnd by sand niggers
• - stabbing dagos
• - beating their wives and throw them in the streets.
• - eating couscous
• - stealing from tourists with the word "Amego"
• - Dont giving a fuck to everything in his environment
• - "Accidentally" introducing species to Europe
• - Laughing at dagos for beating them on penalties in Qatar 2022 Got their ass raped during the 2024 Olympics in paris
• - fucking like rabbits and having 3 or more children
• - calling their children; Mohammed, Ahmed, Youness and Osama
• - Allah... Allahu Akbar Spain and France!!11!1
• - Sharing goats to fuck with galicians
• - having one of the 50 lowest IQ in the world (77 IQ)

See Also

• Ireland - Wife whacking, white version
• Spain - All country white version
• Eswatini - Interesting country
• Sex - What they love
• Goat - Like galicians, they love it too
• Islam
• Barcelona Death Van 2017 - What they did, in Spain
• ISIS Paris Attack 13-11 - What they did, in France