Xiaro

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Xiaro
Name:	Xia del Mar Roberts Obando
Nationality	Coconut Nigga Dominicunt/Dominigger
Born	25th November, 2005, (20 years old)
Gender and Sex	Straight Female
Job/ type of prostitution	Jewtuber
Location	712 Stardale, Chesapeake, Virginia, Jew S.A.
Subs/Disciples	1.8M
Family	Tony Roberts (father) Yelda Luz Obando (mother)
Email	[email protected]

	“	Weeeeenas. Como estan?	„
	—The principal cause of headache, the Xiaro's intro.

Xia del Mar Roberts Obando^卐, AKA: Xiaro, is a 20-year-old spic Youtuber who uploads stickman styled videos, with her Blowjobed pitched 10-year-old voice, teaching Coomers (her fans), 13 year olds, Teens, Spics, Niggers and every kind of human being how to choose good decisions on the life path.

Career

First channel

Running as the name of Mininolao, in 2020-2021, she began uploading neonazi and fascist videos like "Franco Franco" and short and boring animations. When she got doxxed, a few years later, this channel belonged to her.

Principal channel

Her first video Notice on 6:16, on Meh. ER Reference <centrer>The song she and a huge amount of Jewtubers use like NPCs Previous Video | Next Video

Xia, started her profesional YT career on December 2022, as a Minecraft Jewtuber (yeah, that's why probably she was called a CP enjoyer), uploading a video about how to win on Bedwars without PvP. Some reports say it's the first video, since her schizophrenia and Autism Deleted the old videos.

Months later, she joined the Palitotube Community, by a video titled " La biblia ES UNA FUMADA" Translated from the Spanish Central-American Beaner: "The Bible is a drag", which leds us to think she is Autistic Satanic. Xia, continued uploading more and more till she got bored and disappear in 2024, and then came back 3 months later from the hell.

Face Reveal. Notice she has a crossed eye

Getting the "online pussy" wet

During September and October 2023, she met a colombian teenaged boy called Cleiver, who was hardly jerking-off and constantly cumming while seeing her videos and listening to her kid voice. They became friends and on November, they became a romantic couple, leading their Incel fans to start crying and slitting their wrists over and over. They where a couple, but they never met IRL, and they only show their faces each other online, leading them to be forever and ever virgins. On July 2024, Xia started a Trolling complot to her online fuckbuddy. And here is where the Controversy starts.

Her former boyfriend, high on alcohol in the middle of a livestream

Gotcha Bitch

Cleiver, with his 34-year-old pedophile voice, trying to defend himself Previous Video | Next Video

After exposing Cleiver, for manipulation, Explotation and for Cucking her with 3 other GTA bitches on Instargram, he started saying "Es mentira todo, es falso", translated to english "The Cake is a lie, she is a faker". Days later, some hackers revealed info about Xia, having N00DS of her Ex, Cleiver, probably traumatized after seeing a small cock, like yours and later, the hackers had access to their P0rnHub Gallery, and discovering that she also had her own noods. These lulzy hackers, began Doxxing this retarded human being, and then, they got the phone number, address, family names, and they revealed 2 photos of her real face and more noods from her, leading on a case of Grooming. At the end, this Controversy was bullshit and ended up being a troll complot, with her doxxed and her noods leaked all over the internet. She also revealed she had an ex before Cleiver, called José, who helped the hackers to gain access to her real identity and her boobie photos, with her, making a pose looking as a bitch with cock thirst.

Wanted Level:

"Why don't you have a seat over there?"

Chris Hansen

The pigs didn't realize the drama but he does

Love is in the air 2?

Even a she-pedophile can get laid with a man, unlike you, inceldom.

Later, in January 2025, Xia is about to begin another relationship with other youtuber, this time, the argentinian youtuber Calce, who still this "relationship" actually a meme made by her fans. She actually lives with Calce since April of 2025 and she maybe slept with him, proving to us that the pedophile whore had a happy ending after being with a 16-year-old boy that caused her to piss off. In her second channel, Xiaro Juega, she uploads videos with her room partner (fuckbuddy) and her fake son, a chicken, making themselves an autistic couple with an adopted son in fucking Minecraft.

Rant

Good Points

1. Has nice tites and ass
3. Has a great amount of Copycats.
5. She's straight, so you could fuck her.
7. You already know her location.
9. Her community is like you, a coomer

Shitty points

1. She's latina bitch, so it's more difficult to attract her.
3. She's skinnier than your dick, so, a Blowjob would kill her by overnutrition.
5. Her content is repetitive, and it becomes unfunny.
7. Her content is so easy to make that 12 year olds or younger copycat her easily
9. Her R34 shadowed-off her n00ds :(
11. You can be V& if you watch her lulzy N00DS, so Delete that photos, you coomer
13. She's on a relationship, so gooning at her is fucking dreadful. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

Gallery

Xiarahu Akbar

Xiaro's schizophrenia and drawings About missing Pics

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  Stickman
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  Her stickman pointing. CRINGE!!
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  This is what you see in heaven
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  No, this one is more complete. DO NOT GOON with the photos you wanker.
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  Another stickman, this time of her ex, lazier.

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  Another take on it.
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  Maybe britfag Xiaro or Xiaro slavery master.
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  Could end up on a worse wattpad than 2 kids 1 fox
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  She gonna marry you (or not)
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  Faking the laugh like a 16-year-old girl she is.
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  She watching porn on her phone.
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  With an actual mask
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  Looks like she is gonna get bullet-raepd by niggers
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  Xia, with a pink dress
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  Stick representation
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  Without mask
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  Fanart when she hit 1 Million Online disciples
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  Tienes 19 toma verga hija de puta
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  She is back on the nudes' crime scene, zoomin about it
• Gettin what she deserves
  Gettin what she deserves
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  Im smiling till my girlfriend wants to check why I fucked 3 bitches in GTA and she's angry about it.

R34 About missing Pics

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  Flat as a fucking surfboard
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  Translated from "Spanish" - DAT ASS

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  Now Frankfurt Wurstesser
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  Yet another butthurt feminazi edit.
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  I don't care
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  Call a Waaaambulance.
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  Pov:Its your first time
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  X2
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  This girl wants a fuckbuddy she will never get LOL
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  Her grandpa died, but her ass is wide
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  Uhh
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  Choose wisely
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  Dumb bitch. You are making a titjob with a microdick guy
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  Getting laid

External links

Xia's Channel
Xia's second channel. All being youtube shorts of she and her fuckbuddy Calce

See also

• Costa Rica
• CP
• Cuck
• Jaiden Animations - Same deal, but in english and not-pedophile
• Whore

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