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Revision as of 18:42, 18 July 2025
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
| Brandon Alonso is yet another mediocre mass stabbing article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
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WARNING:
With Spics,
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| Brandon Alonso | |
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| Nationality: | Mexichango |
| Highscore | Injured 2 |
| Top 50? | Fuck no |
| Style | Hack'N'Slash, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
| Motive | O9A |
On November 30, 2024, some 17-year-old Satanist Aryan-Mexican boy by the name of Brandon Alonso Gómez卐 sperged out at his preparatory school in, yet again, Guadalajara. He managed to slightly injure 2 classmates with a hammer before one of them grabbed him from behind, cutting off his killstreak at a solid 0 points. This same faggot spent weeks on Facebook and Twitter, desperataly trying to "prove" to the world how badass he was, even posting pics of himself torturing and killing animals, and even showing off his first (FAILED) highscore attempt in Fire Emblem mode by burning down a church. On his personal little ZERO DAY, he even decided to stream it (he didn't have a GoPro or anything, he's too poor for that shit), he just propped up his phone on the table and you can see it fucking tip over while he's walking away from it. Wanted to be the next Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz, ended up becoming the next Hugo Jackson. Given his pathetically low victim count and underage status, here's hoping he'll get out soon so he can read this article.
Background
He was possibly born in mid-2006 and it is known that the bastard had a taste for bloody videos like El Blog del Narco, He would also become obsessed with more things for his future shooting that he would fail as MsEvans16, He later joined Twitter under the alias Belzebu666, similar to the faggot of Hugo Jackson, He is also an animal abuser because he posted a photo where he felt proud of killing a dead rat similar to another faggot like Peluchin Entertainment and Nikolas Cruz.
Gallery
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Next time, use that axe, like Gabriel and you'll get some kills you massive faggot.
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Whitest nazi in LATAM
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Funny fact: He somehow managed to misspell the words "sieg", "heil", and "Fürher" under this pic's original tweet
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You will never be a real Gabriel Galaviz. You have no axe. You have no knives.
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Brandon's frist High Score attempt, scored 0.
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Looking like a gangster
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Notice that he had a stroke here.
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His """arsenal""". Notice that he had that handsome axe, but instead he decided to use that useless hammer.
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V&
Gameplay
3rd person view
Previous Video | Next Video
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 2 wounded |
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| Accuracy: | 0.5/20 Epic fail guy |
| Style: | 0.5/20 Another spic who believes he's aryan |
| Butthurt: | 3/20 Some Mexican media covered it |
| Bonus: | 0/20 FOTY nomenee |
This is an awful high score
I don't even know what to put here man. This is embarassing.
See Also
- Mexico
- Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz - Unlike Brandon, this one did manage to kill someone.
- Hugo Jackson - You don't suspect that they are similar people because they both failed to stab someone.
- Fail
- Federico Guevara Elizondo - Another faggot who did a shooting even though he died Unlike Brandon.
- Nazi
- DFG - Another faggot who is a Nazi who tried to commit murder in Spain, but the faggot failed.
- Killer - I wanted to make an internet killer out of his Twitter account, but in the end it failed like a faggot.
- Peluchin Entertainment - Brandon was an animal abuser, especially with mice.
- Satan
External links
TOW coverageBALEETED!!
Belzebu666
brandon.alonso666BALEETED!!! Archived
BrandonAlonsoGómez- Quora
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