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Abdul Waheed
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| Abdul Waheed | |
| Born | c. 1967 (57-58 years old) |
| Nationality: | Indian 2.0 
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| Occupation | Shrine custodian, professional cook |
| Highscore | Killed 20, injured 4 |
| Top 50? | 11th |
| Style | Hack'N'Slash |
| An Hero? | Nope, v& |
When the whole entire world thought the Reina Nightclub Massacre was lulzy and chaotic enough to start 2017, a much less epic and interesting event would happen 3 months later...
Background
Our main player, 50-year-old Abdul Waheed☪ (Allahu Akbarish: البطل الوطني, born sometime in 1967), was also the custodian of the shrine where he played this match. Waheed had a long history of mental illness and beating and torturing the devotees to "cleanse" them. Of course, beating and torturing your shrinegoers would cause at least one sane person to report it to someone.
Some days before the eventual mass pwnage, Waheed suspected that his disciples were planning to poison him. This was due to seeing his spiritual leader's son, Asif, adding poison to his food, according to his statement to the Paki popo.
—Just adding some flavors, nothing weird about it tbh | ||
Attack
On April 1, 2017 (yes, really, this attack happened on April Fools), he summoned the worshippers into the courtyard of the shrine, then he gave them some food that was poisoned, which made it much easier for Abdul and his companions to strip some of his religious zealots naked and beat and stab the living shit out of them.
At the end of the match, the results came in; 20 people were sent back to the lobby, including a family of six, and 4 NPCs were injured, since they weren't properly double tapped by Waheed and his teammates. Thankfully, they did it right and hit most of them in the back of their necks. Good thinking.
Funnily enough, after confessing to murdering all of those people, the families of the victims didn't hold a grudge against Waheed for some reason. Don't ask me why, because I don't know.
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Aftermath
After the mass execution at the shrine, the pigs quickly came to the scene and arrested Abdul and his squad. After 2 years and 8 months of staying in a cell and waiting until his trial, he and his friends were sentenced to death. GG.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 20/20 Bye bye |
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| Accuracy: | 16/20 Four faggots survived |
| Style: | 10/20 Shrine attack in Pakistan, nothing new |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 Memory-holed faster than any other high score that didn't happen in the West |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Deadliest mudslime mass stabber |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
See Also
- Pakistan - Where shit went down.
- Devin Patrick Kelley - Church world champion.
- Robert Bowers - Synagogue world champion.
- Brenton Tarrant - Mosque (and general place of worship) world champion.
- Wade Michael Page - Sikh temple world champion.
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