Delaware State University Shooting

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Carlos Holmes was the "Alcalde," or Mayor, of Cali, Colombia, during the cocaine cartel boom years of the late '80s.

What is Delaware?

A glorified rest stop on the I-95 freeway, Delaware is a tiny, flat, shitty, polluted state in the middle of buttfuck nowhere that nobody cares about. Although its official state slogan emphasizes its one claim to fame of being the "First US State" (as its state delegates accidentally happened to be the first ones to sign the Constitution in 1820 while everyone else was still enjoying their tea and crumpets), it's better known for being the place where negroes stop for KFC on their way to sell Florida cocaine in New York as well as where white, inbred Philadelphia Eagles fans live.

Delaware also has Rehomo Beach, which is popular with lifelong bachelors and college students.

Also of note is that Delaware State's URL is desu.edu. Lulz.

Anthropologists in other states refer to DeSU as "Little Africa" due to the wide variety of negro breeds and sub-types seen there.

People

One half of the state is filled with rednecks and other white trash, one half is filled with wiggers, while the other half is populated by colored types. The primary function of DeSU is to instruct its students in basic reading skills and some elementary principles of arithmetic. It's important to note that Delaware is three halves in a two-half state - it's fairly amazing!

Delaware State University Shooting

(09-21) 06:47 PDT Dover, Del. (AP) --

Two students were shot and wounded, one died a month later, at the Delaware State University Shooting (DeSU) early last Friday, and the campus continues to be locked down as police search desperately for a gunman, officials said. Classes were canceled and students were able to leave their dorms later that day to get more malt liquor and KFC.

"They done been said to stay in theys' rooms," university spokesman Carlos Holmes said. "We still dun know where them shooter's be at," he continued.

Delaware State was established in 1891 as the State College for Colored Students. It had about 3,690 students last year. The 400-acre campus is in the northern section of Dover, across the street from the racetrack.

Charges? Dropped!

All charges against the accused, resident nigga Loyer D. Braden, were dismissed due to a "lack of evidence" and witness testimonies who said the shooter wasn't him, but actually two of the usual suspects wearing dreads. Suspiciously, prior to the shooting Lolyer was involved in a beatdown with one of the would-be victims. Ultimately, he in a was still expelled from the college though because be broke the university's no gun policy. With no other suspects, this remains one of the only cold case school shootings evar. Epic win !!1

Graded Score

Graded Score

Kill count:	1/20 Died after a MONTH LONG COMA
Accuracy:	5/20 Aimed for three, hit two, killed one (barely)
Style:	0/20 Niggers shooting niggers — BORING
Butthurt:	5/20 Pales in comparison to V-Tech
Bonus:	20/20 GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Total Score: 31/100 (F )

Like a really shitty Parkland, but if Nikolas Cruz didn't get caught See full ranking

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