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Tarrantulas
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Tarrantulas are yet more retarded mass shooting/stabbing obsessed losers who won't shut the fuck up about the 51 kebabs. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a disciple will go horribly wrong and that they will never be like Brenton but instead will likely be worse than Anon. |
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| Active | March 15, 2019 - The heat death of the universe |
| Nationality: | Global 
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| Occupation | Various |
| Highscore | Killed 56, injured 281 |
| Top 50? | 25th (Patrick) No (everyone else) |
| Style | Bomberman (Muhammad) Carmageddon (Nathaniel) Hack'N'Slash (Vincent, Hugo, Laaiti, Jordan, Arda) FPS (everyone else) |
| An Hero? | Yes (Juraj, Ryan, Natalie, Solomon, Owen, Robin) No (everyone else) |
| Motive | White supremacy, Antisemitism, Autism, Islamophobia, Christian Identity (some), Atheism (some) |
Tarrantulas卐 (a.k.a. Tarrant kids and Tarrant disciples) are the racist moralfag cousins of Columbiners who were groomed by glowniggers on Trooncord became enlightened to the word of Saint Tarrant. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of 4chan, Tumblr, and 8chan. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially chinks, gooks, spics, spooks, white race traitors, and most notably, sandniggers. As of November 2025, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 56 people. These dozens of faggots have often barely been able to top one person. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a mudnigger-spic mix and still be one. The scores of Tarrantulas range from reaching the top 50 to not causing any damage whatsoever.
History
Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant shot a bunch of sandniggers on March 15, 2019, causing tons of butthurt from liberals and invaders. However, since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty based manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike Anders or Dylann Roof, this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first high score attempt was not by John Earnest, but by an obscure Britfag who was as shitty as Hugo Jackson.
The First Disciple
Literally ONE DAY after Tarrant's chimpout, some Britfag schizo by the name of Vincent Fuller卐 geared up with a baseball bat and kitchen knife, looking for Muslims to shank. He ended up only stabbing one Bulgarian (a.k.a. not Muslim) man before giving up and getting v& for 18 years.
Double Trouble
Moar info: John Earnest.
On April 27, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself John Earnest† shot up a ZOG outpost with a California compliant AR-15. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess and hurt 3 people before his gun jammed and he ran away like a coward and got v&. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come.
A New Challenger Appears
Moar info: Patrick Crusius.
On August 3, 2019, spics were targeted next when Patrick Crusius卐 shot up a Walmart in El Paso, Texas. Unlike Little John here, Patrick managed to kill not one, not two, but 23 spics. Of course, the old media tried to blame this on Orange Man, but he stated in his manifesto that his beliefs predated Trump's campaign. He's also a very important figure in Sharty culture.
Attack of the Ancient Mudslime
Moar info: Philip Manshaus.
Just a week later, on August 10, 2019, a Bjork Bjork named Philip Manshaus卐 decided to take action against the Great Replacement and killed his Azn stepsister with a .22 rifle before taking a waterfowl shotgun and a 1800s rifle and heading off to his local mosque in a Nissan Leaf. When he arrived, he was ready to hunt for invaders, but he was suddenly attacked by the sands around him when they formed into an unstoppable sandnigger and he got raped by the Mudslime. After his faggotry, he was sentenced to 21 years in prison, just like Justicar Andersnordic.
The Deadly Door
Moar info: Stephan Balliet.
After 2 months, on October 9, 2019, a bald Kraut named Stephan Balliet卐 launched an attack on his own ZOG outpost, and managed to stream it successfully. However, there was a hidden obstacle. Our failure hero got stuck behind the most impenetrable thing in the world—a wooden door. After losing his duel (and shooting out his own tire lmao), in addition to killing one of his own people, he drove to a Turkroach kebab shop and tried to get some non-white kills. However, his autism caused him to fuck up again and kill another white person. He was later v&, but at least he managed to Sieg Heil in court. However, the joyous land of Tarrant disciples would soon fade into black due to the 'Rona.
Anonymous
A Singaporean 16-year-old planned to attack a mosque with deep web-bought guns but gave up and decided to use a machete instead before getting v& on November 1, 2020. He was sentenced to 3 years' juvie.
Keep On Truckin'
Moar info: Nathaniel Veltman.
Long after this dark period which encompassed over 1.5 years, a Canuck named Nathaniel Veltman† decided to get revenge on the Islamization of the West. On June 6, 2021, he embarked on his quest to eradicate invaders from the noble land of London, Ontario, Canada. He spotted some Mudslimes and used his Ram 1500 to rape all of the invaders, killing 4 and only leaving behind a 9-year-old boy. Ban all assault-style pickup trucks, EVs, and mandate 10-gallon fuel tank restrictions.
With Spics, Do Not Mix
Moar info: Hugo Jackson.
On August 19, 2021, 2 months after the previously mentioned London cracker attack, a biracial spic/currynigger Aryan named Hugo Jackson卐 achieved the second most laughable score by a Tarrantula so far, copying a previous Hack'N'Slash attempt in his own country of Sweden. He did stream it, but the stream is lost media since no one cared because he only managed to hurt one teacher, lol. He was then v& after failing to an hero by cop. He was imprisoned for 2.5 years and is now free.
With Jews, You Lose
Moar info: Laaiti Ekenstéen.
On January 10, 2022, Laaiti Ekenstéen✡, IRL friend of the above, decided to honor his butt buddy and his duties laid out for him by G-d in the Talmud. He took a knife and then went stabbing at his school. Being a kike, he only injured 2 people like a faggot but at least he's supposed to be free now since the Swedish government gave him 3 years in jail, lol.
Martha Speaks, I Listen
Moar info: Payton Gendron.
The second Tarrant disciple of 2022 (and the first one to even remotely resemble the original), Payton Gendron卐 was a college student and filthy furfag who, on May 14, 2022 (mind you he wanted to do it nearly 2 months earlier on Christchurch's 3rd anniversary but missed the date, lol), drove over 200 miles from his redneck town in southern NY to Buffalo, New York and shot some niggers. He managed to kill 10 people and injure 3 before failing to an hero, lol.
Omar Mateen 2: Electric Boogaloo
Moar info: Juraj Krajčík.
On October 12, 2022, 5 months after Payton Gendron's epic win, a Slovakian and Minefag named Juraj Krajčík卐 also became enlightened to the word of King Tarrant. Before going on his sorry excuse of a rampage, he wrote a 65-page manifesto that actually had effort before only killing 2 people and hurting 1 before going back to mommy and becoming an hero the next day.
Couch Cuck Strikes Again
Moar info: Anderson Lee Aldrich.
On November 19, 2022, just a month after the original Omar Mateen wannabe, a faggot named Anderson Lee Aldrich⚧ launched a retarded, albeit much better, attack on a faggot club in Colorado. He managed to kill 5 fags and injure 17, but got beaten up and v& for being a fatass, lol.
Snarky Snappy
Moar info: Ryan Palmeter.
Now, if you thought the Sharty was already fucking retarded, they got their own version of AlGore on August 26, 2023 when Ryan Palmeter卐 shot up a Dollar General and busted a cap in 3 niggas' asses. After he realized he only killed 3 people, he became an hero and ultimately did as well as Randy Stair.
I Surrender
Oh yeah, on June 26, 2024, some 19-year-old Aussie fatass by the name of Jordan Patten卐 geared up with a GoPro, a tactical vest and helmet, and a single, god-damned dull, used, shitty kitchen knife decided to try and commit mass murder at some memorial museum, streaming it on Twitch for the world to see, and ended up pussying out at the last possible second after a guard asked him why he was approaching him with a knife in hand. He was subsequently v& and charged with plotting a terrorist attack. Fucking idiot.
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Society and its consequences
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The Sonbolians were right, Turks can't kill
Moar info: Arda Küçükyetim.
On August 12, 2024, the retardation got even worse. A Turkroach named Arda Küçükyetim卐 actually went out and got inspired by Tarrant. This white supremacist group is literally being replaced by shitskins such as this one, just as their hero had feared all along. However, he thankfully did terrible and did not become a forerunner for Tarrant kids, only injuring 5, though he still managed to do better than Hugo Jackson. However, he got 2 assists when the next person on this list somehow got inspired by him.
She-Tarrant
Moar info: Natalie Rupnow.
On December 16, 2024, glass ceilings were shattered when Natalie Rupnow卐 shot up her Christian school in Wisconsin. Being a wimmin, she only managed to kill 2 people before becoming an trailblazing queen. Before her joke of a shooting, she was worshipping school/mass shooters on Tumblr, as well as spreading her hyperfixation on mass killers wherever she went.
Around Blacks, Never Relax
Moar info: Solomon Henderson.
The Great Replacement of white people in the Tarrant kid community got even more evident on January 22, 2025, when Solomon Henderson卐 used some small, dumb Portuspic pistol to shoot up his school. Despite being a mud person, he was an avid white supremacist and fan of killers such as Vladislav Roslyakov, Payton Gendron, and to nobody's surprise, Brenton Tarrant. He killed 1 random bitch and hurt another before becoming an hero. Plus points for mentioning literally every high scorer in existence in his incoherent-ass manifesto.
Ok Boomer
Moar info: Owen Lawrence.
On 26 April 2025, Owen Lawrence卐
, a Britfag white supremacist ran amok with a shitload of CO2 pellet guns and a crossbow, injuring two women before just giving up and An Heroing with an airgun. His Facebook was chock-full of praise for Christchurch, Columbine (with him even wearing a fashionable "Natural Selection" t-shirt) and even Randy Stair, of all people. At the ripe old age of 38, he was simultaneously the oldest Columbiner and oldest Tarrantula. Fuck off, old geezer.
Anonymous Strikes Yet Again
Moar info: T.H..
You know why we call them "Tarrant kids"? Because they're usually just that. Kids. Don't believe me? Take a look at the anonymous 13-year-old by the initials of T.H. arrested on May 15, 2025 for plotting to shoot up his school with guns his trashy mom had bought him in exchange for babysitting his little siblings. The Party Van also found a firework-styled bomb in his closet with the words "For Brenton Tarrant" written on it. Generation alpha is clearly lost, mang. CLEARLY lost.
Tarrant Troon
Moar info: Robin Westman.
On August 27, 2025, a troon named Robin Westman⚧ attacked a Catholic church, killing 2 and injuring 21 before going to Hell. He scribbled shit on his guns just like Tarrant, except his memes were a million times staler and he seemed to have no true ideology beyond brainrot and pissing off as many people as possible.
Chickens for KFC
Moar info: Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat.
On November 7, 2025, A TARRANTULA WITH THE MOST MUSLIM NAME EVER showed up. A 17-year-old Indonesian faggot named Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat☪ blew up his school and injured 96 people, killing none, before also injuring himself by falling off a roof. He also had an airsoft gun with the typical retarded Tarrantula scribblings, including "For Agartha".
High Scores
| RANK | PLAYER | CONFIRMED KILLS | INJURED | AN HERO | YEAR | STYLE | |
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Patrick Crusius | 23 | 22 | N | 2019 | FPS |
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Payton Gendron | 10 | 3 | N | 2022 | FPS |
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Anderson Lee Aldrich | 5 | 17 | N | 2022 | FPS |
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Nathaniel Veltman | 4 | 1 | N | 2021 | Carmageddon |
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Ryan Palmeter | 3 | 0 | Y | 2023 | FPS |
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Robin Westman | 2 | 21 | Y | 2025 | FPS |
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Natalie Rupnow | 2 | 6 | Y | 2024 | FPS |
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Stephan Balliet | 2 | 2 | N | 2019 | FPS |
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Juraj Krajčík | 2 | 1 | Y | 2022 | FPS |
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John Earnest | 1 | 3 | N | 2019 | FPS |
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Solomon Henderson | 1 | 1 | Y | 2025 | FPS |
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Philip Manshaus | 1 | 1 | N | 2019 | FPS |
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Muhammad Nazriel Fadhel Hidayat | 0 | 96 | N | 2025 | Bomberman |
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Arda Küçükyetim | 0 | 5 | N | 2024 | Hack'N'Slash |
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Laaiti Ekenstéen | 0 | 2 | N | 2022 | Hack'N'Slash |
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Owen Lawrence | 0 | 2 | Y | 2025 | FPS |
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Vincent Fuller | 0 | 1 | N | 2019 | Hack'N'Slash |
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Hugo Jackson | 0 | 1 | N | 2021 | Hack'N'Slash |
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Unknown | 0 | 0 | N | 2020 | FPS |
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Jordan Patten | 0 | 0 | N | 2024 | Hack'N'Slash |
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T.H. | 0 | 0 | N | 2025 | FPS |
Symptoms
These are some common warning signs of being infected with Tarrantula poison.
- Addressing Muslims as kebabs
- Being a furry
- Being obsessed with John Earnest for some reason
- Being John Earnest
- Subscribing to PewDiePie
- Posting mediocre edits of Brenton Tarrant on Twitter non-stop
- Being terminally online
- Attempting to attach a livestream camera to a hat
Gallery of Tarrantula Faggotry
Tarrant fanboys are known to make tributes to their idol in the form of edits, cosplay, and sometimes even reenactments. They frequent sites like Telegram to converse and share their material which inevitably ends up being uploaded in bulk to sites like VidLii like it's the most retarded splinter of the Internet Archive in existence.
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A white girl enters the dangerous Columbiner-to-Tarrantula pipeline. -
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Tarrant fan showing off his replica gun and armaments.
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What kind of faggot stabs up a playground? A ruskie Tarrantula!
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Tarrant fan tries to call Brenton Tarrant in Aukland Prison.
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Tarrantula takes a knife to a gun fight
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Bulgarian Tarrant kid livestreams himself
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Say hello to the Brentonettes!
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The vast majority of Tarrant fans are little squeakers.
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The vast majority of Tarrantulas are furfags.
How to Troll a Tarrant Kid
- Remind them that their idol will be cast to Jahannam by Allah's will (Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32).
- If they're non-white, tell them that if they met Brent IRL he'd shoot them in the face.
- Remind them that Brenton himself was a copycat of Anders, who actually went after the Islamizers rather than kill a bunch of random Muslims that did nothing wrong... yet...
- Remind them that Brenton was not a New Zealand citizen, but a rapefugee who was let in by the Trans-Tasman Travel Arrangement, and he killed 27 NZ citizens, making him yet another case of typical cultural enrichment.
- Tell them that they kill less people than Columbiners.
- Tell them their edits are cringeworthy and unoriginal as fuck.
See Also
- Brenton Tarrant - Who they want to be.
- Dying alone - What all of these people are.
- Other murderous losers
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Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Nicholas Prosper • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Peter Scully • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
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Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
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Big Players Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
• Anders Behring Breivik
• Antifa
• Australians
• Barack Obama
• Baruch Goldstein
• Black Lives Matter
• Brenton Tarrant
• Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain
• DisruptJ20
• George Soros
• George W. Bush
• Grog
• Jack Gilbert Graham
• John Walker Lindh
• Marc Lépine
• Matthew Murray
• Michael Moore
• Mohamed Abdulaziz Rashid Saeed-Alim
• Muslims
• Osama Bin Laden
• Patrick Crusius
• Sharjah Ruler
• Sam Hyde
• The Finnisher
• The Unabrower
• Timothy McVeigh
• Unabomber Terrorist Groups, Beliefs and Causes Arab
• Aum Shinrikyo
• Axis of Evil
• Binghampton
• Iran
• Ireland
• Islam
• Israel
• Maniacs Murder Cult
• Pakistan
• Palestine
• Sudan Terrorist Actions 1-14 Jakarta Attacks • 2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing • American Airlines Flight 63 • Ariana Grande Massacre • ATHF Terrorist Attack • Beheading videos • Binghampton Tet Offensive • BLMKidnapping • Boston Marathon Bombing • Breitscheidplatz • Crocus City Hall Massacre • Dallas Police Shootings • Gaza War • Halle synagogue shooting • Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre • London Bridge Attack 2017 • Mass Shooting • Narcovideos • Nice Truck Attack 2016 • Nitroglycerin • Occupy Wall Street • Paris Mass Shooting • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Pulse Nightclub Massacre • Police Brutality • Ramadan Van Man • Reina Nightclub Massacre • Waco • WTC |
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