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Nathaniel Veltman
Born December 20, 2000 (24 years old)
Nationality: Beer-Swilling Hockey Nut  
Occupation Egg factory worker
Highscore Killed 4, injured 1
Top 50? No
Style Carmageddon, Single player
An Hero? No, v&
Motive Christian extremism


On June 6, 2021, shortly after Samuel Cassidy's chimpout, a Christian terrorist and egg factory worker named Nathaniel Veltman played BeamNG.drive IRL in his big, manly pickup truck and removed 4 kebabs while seriously injuring a fifth, all from the same family. The attack was the only high score attempt in Canada in 2021 and resulted in butthurt around the world despite the fact that only 4 sandniggers were killed, all of which were, well, sandniggers. Veltman has since been forgotten because he's a frostbitten hosehead that lives on donuts and moose meat.

Background

Our hero spawned at some point in 2000 when Alysia Bisset, a Canadian woman, accidentally got a blob of infectious algae lodged up her vagina while fucking her husband. This mass of biowaste attached itself to her womb, resulting in the conception and later birth of Nathaniel. Nathaniel was raised in a Christian fundamentalist homeschool family where he learned about Jesus getting nailed for our sins. Our protagonist considered killing an abortion doctor when he was 13. By 16, his parents were divorcing and he had to go to normal people school. He also threatened to move out (yes, you can move out at 16 in Canada for some fucking reason). He also had 13 incidents with the police involving alcohol, one of which was him somehow mistakenly entering the wrong home thinking it was his.

Radicalization

Nathaniel became a more Christian, based version of your garden variety snackbar, sinking into based and redpilled content and eventually even finding himself reading the manifestos of demigods such as the Justicar Knight (whose name he pronounced as "Anders Brevik" in an interview), Lord Tarrant of Ausfailia, and the first disciple John Earnest, as well as believing in the flat Earth, lizard people, and the Great Replacement. He also purchased a 2016 Ram 1500 and attach a bull bar.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: 2016 Ram 1500
  • With bull bar accessory unlocked. 30~50 Damage
  • Perk 1: Christian
  • 45% damage increase to those who follow the world rather than Christ.
  • Perk 2: Tarrant Disciple
  • Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.

Day of the Truck

Fully semi-automatic assault truck

On June 6, when he saw some evil terrorists walking on the crosswalk, he drove his truck towards them at full speed. The BTC (Big Truck Cock) raped all 5 towelheads on the crosswalk, killing 4/5. A 9-year-old boy unfortunately survived the attack, preventing our Canuck patriot from wiping out the entire bloodline of invaders. May they be fondled by Muhammad (ﷺ).

Aftermath

The entirety of Canada was butthurt by our hero's act of bravery, including Justin Castro, Imran Khan, and the ruling kebab of Calgary. In June 2022, the city of London, Ontario organized an event for the removed kebabs in order to raise awareness of counterterrorism. Over 1,000 Marxists, liberals, and members of the elite attended the funeral.

Videos

Interview Summary

For the losers who can't sit the fuck down for 2 hours, here's a summary of the interview. After being taken into the room, Nathaniel explains why he did it. He basically describes his motive as retaliation to Muslim grooming gangs in the UK and how they would stop if he killed random people, but since they worship a zoophilic warlord who raped a 9-year-old, it's safe to assume they're not going to care if you murder innocent people. He also glazes the fuck out of John Earnest, Anders Breivik, and to no one's surprise, Brenton Tarrant. He also explained the reason why he used a truck over a gun was that in countries with strict gun laws, white people felt "powerless". He also added to this thought by stating how John Earnest used an AR-15 during his attack and only killed 1 person. However, the AR-15 is still an extremely deadly rifle, and the only reason why this wasn't a massacre was that Earnest was too much of a retard to do anything. In the second interview, he's much more withdrawn, realizing he got brainwashed by Pamela Geller and will spend 2 decades as a prison wife in jail, especially since there are a lot of mudslimes in jail.

Kebabs Removed

  • Talat Afzal, 74
  • Salman Afzal, 46
  • Madiha Salman, 44
  • Yumna Afzaal, 15

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 4/20 (1 injured)
Accuracy: 16/20 Only left one survivor.
Style: 8/20 A Christian twist on the old Truck of Peace meme.
Butthurt: 15/20 Made the whole country bitch and cry.
Bonus: 10/20 For being original for once rather than using a gun like every other cumskin.
Total Score: 58/100 (E-)
Reached for the high score in the middle of the scamdemic.
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Wanted Level:
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