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This page contains small sections regarding some of the Notable Losers who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.

Abel Klemmensen

Abel Klemmensen
Nationality:	Inuit
Highscore	7 dead, 1 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he shot eight people right in the face including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.

Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling hashish to Greenland a year prior.

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Graded Score
Kill count:	7/20
Accuracy:	15/20 Only headshots.
Style:	5/20 Butthurt party shooter and pussied out of an hero.
Butthurt:	0/20
Bonus:	20/20 Greenlandic champion & RELEASED!
Total Score: 47/100 (D-)

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Wanted Level:

Police Force

Adam Labus

Adam Labus
Nationality:	Polack
Highscore	3 dead, 1 injured
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.

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  Labus after becoming an hero

What happened?

On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been fired a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.
2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of Robert Steinhäuser shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20
Accuracy:	18/20 Not bad
Style:	10/20 Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter
Butthurt:	8/20 In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week
Bonus:	5/20 For using explosive devices
Total Score: 44/100 (D)

Don't waste your grenades, fag See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Adam Purinton

This nigga looks like Liam Neeson
ایڈم پیورینٹن
Nationality:	Pakistani-Americunt
Occupation	Air traffic controller
Highscore	Killed 1, injured 2
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Sadly, no
Motive	God Hates jeets Pakistani nationalism

On a cold February in 2017, our hero, Adam Purinton^†, an air traffic controller, warrior for Christ, and most importantly, a Pakistani patriot noticed Indian invaders at the bar with him while he was watching a basketball game. Seeing these filthy beasts drink alongside him, he left in anger in his old truck, came back with his Taurus pistol and shot at the enemies of Pakistan, killing one and injuring the other before a Liberal white man defended these animals, getting shot in the process. Purinton, being the pussy he is, drove away in his truck, evaded the feds, and even made it 82 miles away to Clinton, Missouri, but he got drunk at a bar and confessed his attack, and was subsequently V&.

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: Taurus PT111 pistol	Shitty quality compact Brazoid pistol with great ammo capacity, 19~25 Damage
Perk 1: Christian	+45% damage to those who follow the world rather than Christ.
Perk 2: Paki Nationalist	3x damage to evil Indian infidels

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  The bar he attacked
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  Flowers laid after the attack
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  The "victims" of the attack
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  V&

Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20 Eh, at least he got one
Accuracy:	10/20 it's point blank, how hard is it to kill someone?
Style:	5/20 Typical racist White man behavior
Butthurt:	10/20 Got Trump's attention but didn't deserve it
Bonus:	20/20 built a army and saved Pakistan and destroyed india
Total Score: 46/100 (F-)

Wow grape!🍇 See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

See Also

• Frazier Glenn Miller Jr. - Rotten old raisin that was somehow less embarrassing.

Albert Gut

The Supreme Mogger
Albert Gut
Nationality:	Polack
Highscore	killed 0, injured 2
Style	Hack'n'Slash, Single player
An Hero?	No (tried)

On November 29, 2023, on the town of Kadzidło, Poland, 18-year-old Albert Gut, a professional mogger, dressed with military clothes and wearing a mask, stabbed 2 of his classmates, wounding them before trying to commit an hero and failing.

Crime Scene

Gallery and Rant

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  Chad

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 2 wounded
Accuracy:	0.5/20 Not even surprising
Style:	5/20 Mogger on killing spree
Butthurt:	0.5/20 Almost forgotten
Bonus:	3/20 Brainrot
Total Score: 10/100 (Z-)

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Wanted Level:

Kindergarten Crossing Guard

Alen Rizvan Rizvanović

Alen Rizvan Rizvanović
Born	c. 1989
Died	September 23, 2023 (aged 33-34)
Nationality:	Austrian
Birth:	Serb food
Highscore	Killed 4, injured 36
Style	Carmageddon and Hack'N'Slash, Single player
An Hero?	Yes, in 2023
Motive	Undercover Turks gave me a lot of ass during eighteen years

In 2015, a Tornjak Truck driver named Alen Rizvan Rizvanović^☪卐, who after realizing that he had a perfectly stable life (outside of getting divorced and having his firearms confiscated for being a schizo), the sword of Allah showed him that there are too many shitskins in Europe, and especially Turkroaches in particular. Realizing this, he got his Daewoo Rexton and started running over and stabbing cyclists. At the end of his Amok, 4 people were dead and 36 were injured. After the attack, Alen told the police he did it because The turks were after him, making him the predecessor to Sonboly. Alen later became an prophet in 2023 after he realized he threw his whole life away for his 2,500 Nazi Facebook followers.

Graded Score
Kill count:	4/20 retard
Accuracy:	2/20 Fuck you
Style:	3/20 Refugees at work, nothing special
Butthurt:	6/20 Nobody cared, Islamic terrorism is a weekly event in Eurabia
Bonus:	15/20 for using an extremely obscure car for the lulz
Total Score: 30/100 (F+)

dragging the cultural enrichment meme See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

Alex Mäkinen

Alex Mäkinen
Born	March 7, 2009 (16 years old)
Nationality:	Finnish
Highscore	Injured 3
Style	Hack'N'Slash, Single player
An Hero?	No

On May 20, 2025, in Pirkkala, Finland, some 16-year-old edgelord teenager by the name of Alex Luka Tapio Mäkinen attacked three girls in the hallway, wounding them with his mommy's kitchen knife he stole from her cabinet, while filming, before being v& by the police. Alex had plans to kill girls, but only managed to wound them, the loser. Alex used ChatGPT to write his manifesto.

Gallery & Rant

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  Ready for the attack
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  Le knife
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  Getting himself ready

Gameplay His only YouTube video Previous Video | Next Video

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 3 injured
Accuracy:	0.5/20 All of them were slightly wounded
Style:	3/20 Edgelord went amok
Butthurt:	1.5/20 Media lulz for a few days
Bonus:	-5/20 You disappointed Mr. Saari and Pekka
Total Score: 0/100 (Z-----)

Shittiest Finnish school attack See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

External Links

• WPD coverage
• WPD account (login required)
• YouTube account
• YouTube library
• TikTok account
• Reddit account

Alexander Koryakov

Alexander Koryakov
Nationality:	Latvian
Highscore	4 dead, 1 injured
Style	Single player, Hack N'Slash
An Hero?	No

A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.

Graded Score
Kill count:	4/20 First latvian school killer but left an injured teacher.
Accuracy:	18/20 Not bad for a noob
Style:	10/20 Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver
Butthurt:	2/20 Nobody cared except Latvia
Bonus:	10/20 for being first school killer in Latvia and the biggest one.
Total Score: 44/100 (E)

You can do more man!!! See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Alfonso Lama G.

Alfonso Lama G.
Nationality:	Dago
Highscore	2 dead, 3 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No (Shot by civil guards)

Alfonso Lama, was the 52 year old Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injured his father and a civil guard before being shot by a guardia civil.

THE SHOOTING

On 26th october 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our hero Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who survived escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a telescopic sight rifle and shoots his neighbour (José Luis) failing the first shot. José Luis was killed by a mass bleeding in the leg. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A Loomis car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is injured in the leg. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.

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  Alfonso and his father Alfonso
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  The house of horror
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  The horrible perpetrator of the shooting
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  Game Over. All blurred
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  NOW UNBLURRED!!11111!
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  Dead officer
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  Dead neighbour

Graded Score
Kill count:	2/20
Accuracy:	8/20 Fail
Style:	5/20 Just a schizo camper rage
Butthurt:	8/20 Spain was shocked. Europe didn't give a fuck.
Bonus:	0/20
Total Score: 23/100 (F+)

Next time, go to the town and pwn more NPCs, faggot. See full ranking

Wanted Level:
___________________

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Policia Nacional

Angel Granados-Diaz

Angel Granados-Diaz
Nationality:	Beaner
Highscore	0 killed, 0 injured
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No, got disarmed by a gym teacher and v&

Angel Granados-Diaz is a loner spic who decided to shoot up his school with a shitty shotgun in honor of his idols. For reasons beyond anyone's comprehension, he decided that the best way to sh0t sk0l is to not know how to use a gun at all. As a result, the fag got tackled and shackled by his own gym teacher. Now he's living the hard life in prison with sweet Bubba. Sol Pais, Charles Landeros, John Earnest, and even Couch Cuck did better than him.

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  His shotgun. A nice little pump-action that can blow someone's arm off if used properly.

News report from old media. Some girl who laughed at this guy. Previous Video | Next Video

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 Couldn't even use his gun before starting
Accuracy:	0/20 Had no idea how to use a firearm
Style:	0/20 Got fucked up by his gym teacher
Butthurt:	0/20 School shootings are so common now that nobody even knows who this sperg is
Bonus:	-1/20 Did worse than Charles Landeros
Total Score: -1/100 (F-)

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Wanted Level:

Karen

Anthony McRae

Anthony Dwayne McRae
Nationality:	Nigger
Highscore	3 dead, 5 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Some 43-year-old christfag nigger shot up the Michigan State University before killing himself.

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20 Killed
Accuracy:	5/20 5 faggots escaped
Style:	3/20 Cho Seung Hui's black version
Butthurt:	8/20 Some media talked about this shooting, 2 days later, was forgoten
Bonus:	0/20 Nope
Total Score: 18/100 (E---)

Next time, click an ad to revive and use a pump action shotgun See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Antonio and Emilio Izquierdo

Antonio Izquierdo(left) Emilio Izquierdo (right)
Nationality:	Dagos
Highscore	9 dead, 12 injured
Style	Co-op
An Hero?	No Yes (in prison)

On August 26, 1990, 2 brothers who had quarrels with the enemy family and killed the enemy family (Cabanillas Family) with a pair of pump-action shotguns. Later, both got V& and sentenced to prison for making a columbine in the village.

La historia

Both families, had disputes over lands and marriages. They are all incestuous and fucked each other. Also, one of the brothers of the family Izquierdos/Patapelas, who died in prison, killed one of the cabanillas/Amadeos family, causing the other family to kill Antonio and Emilio's mother by burning her, scoring 1 in Fire Emblem. Pissed off both, decided to pack the shotguns for one of the lulziest days in Extremaduran and Spanish history.

La Masacre de Puerto Hurraco

The pair, lied to their sisters saying that they were going to catch some turtle doves with their pump-action shotguns. Arriving on the village, they began the massacre, killing 3 sisters, daughters of Antonio Cabanillas, the enemy. When Cabanillas got out and asked the brothers, both shot him dead. After that, the pair went on shooting spree, scoring anyone around. They killed 5 extra kills and wounded 12 before fleeing. Antonio, on the next day, was captured by policemen when he was aiming to them, asking to an hero by police. Emilio was also found later and V&.

Both were sentenced to 684 years in prison and their sisters 62 and 49 years on prison.

On 2006, Emilio died from a cardiac arrest and was found dead on prison. On 2010, Antonio An Heroed in prison hanging himself with a pair of blankets.

Gallery

	“	Antes de salir, nos tomamos un Lexatin de 3 miligramos para que no nos temblara el pulso al apretar el gatillo	„
	—The bros' on the plan

	“	Before leaving, we took a 3-milligram Lexatin so that our pulse wouldn't shake when we pulled the trigger.	„
	—Translation

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  The carnage scene
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  V&
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  V& again
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  Another look
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  Those who were on the wrong place, at the wrong time
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  The two, on the questioning
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  Taken from Hour Zero Puerto Hurraco
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  Taken from Hour Zero Puerto Hurraco
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  NEVAH 4GET IT

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count:	9/20 Kills
Accuracy:	7/20 Should practice more
Style:	10/20 Revenge over revenge over revenge
Butthurt:	5/20 Iberian chaos
Bonus:	5/20 For columbinin' before 1999
Total Score: 36/100 (D-)

Couldn't beat José Marimón See full ranking

Wanted Level:
___________________

___________________

Policia Nacional

Armando Hernandez Jr

Armando Hernandez
Nationality:	Wetback
Highscore	3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

Incel spic who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in Arizona, managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's somehow her fault, but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on snapchat, he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 3 fucking people injured.
Accuracy:	0/20
Style:	2/20 Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta.
Butthurt:	1/20 Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the annals of history.
Bonus:	0/20 None.
Total Score: 3/100 (F---------)

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Wanted Level:

Police Force

Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk

Artemiy Riabchuk Рядовий Пайл
Born	c. 2001 (23-24 years old)
Nationality:	Khoholstani
Occupation	Soldier (not anymore, lol)
Highscore	Killed 5, injured 5
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No, v&
Motive	Victim of bullying

On January 27, 2022, a Russian sleeper agent Ukrop soldier named Arteimy Yuryovich Riabchuck would take an AKS-74 and go Postal: Corkscrew rules in the Pivdenmash factory in Dnipro. He ended up killing 5 people and injuring 5 more. He then escaped and almost got away with it but called the police on himself for some reason.

(((Volodymyr Zelensky))) himself was happy about the shooting, he made an announcement to the public saying "LOL, most epic shit to ever happen in the Ukraine, more shootings please!", the shooting also caused the commander of the National Guard of Ukraine, Mykola Balan, to resign.

on April 23, 2024, it was official that Artemiy would be V& for life.

Gallery

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  BUSTED
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  У яку ж халепу ти вплутався, рядовому Пайле.
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  His father

Friendly fire: OFF

Round over

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Graded Score
Kill count:	5/20 (5 injured)
Accuracy:	10/20 50% of targets taken down
Style:	5/20 +5 points for doing it outside of freedom land.
Butthurt:	12/20 Got the commander of the national guard to resign
Bonus:	3/20 shot up a military factory
Total Score: 35/100 (F-)

Was quickly overshadowed by something else See full ranking

Wanted Level:
___________________

___________________

N.A.F.O

External Links

• TOW coverage
• Writeup on Watchpeopledie.tv

Austin Wyatt Rollins

Austin Wyatt Rollins
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	1 kill; 1 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Yes

This nerd opened fire in his school located in Maryland with a Glock 9mm. He then became an hero once confronted by a pig.

He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.

UPDATE: SHE DIED!

Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20 1 Injured
Accuracy:	5/20
Style:	6/20 Took her out Supreme Gentleman style.
Butthurt:	2/20 Was on CNN but was then forgotten.
Bonus:	0/20
Total Score: 14/100 (F-)

Elliot Rodger wannabe See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

External links

• Info n sheeit
• FindaGrave

Avraham Ben Israel

Kike Dog
Species	Dog
Breed	Belgian Malinois
Nationality	Kike
Style	Spore, single player
High Score	Killed a retard
An Hero?	No, presumed to be executed
Motive	Alpha wolf, Judaism

On July 3, 2024, our brave little pup, known as Avraham Ben Israel^✡ was helping his masters patrol the warm beach known as Gaza and keep the dangerous beasts known as Goyim away, when he spotted an innocent disabled person evil Hamas terrorist begging for food by the name of Mohammed Bhar^☪ so he rushes towards Mohammad to brutally bite and maim him (as the Talmud permits our canine companion to do. By the end, Avraham had eaten Bhar, and pro-palestine crybabies on Twitter Bawwed at the attack before the top juden said "Oy Vey" and shut it down

Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20 a retard too, lol
Accuracy:	25/20 gave him the furaffinity treatment
Style:	12/20 Isreli settler violence, that never happens
Butthurt:	20/20 #freepalestine#freepalestine waaaaaaah
Bonus:	10/20 +30 for removing a retarded autist from the gene pool, -20 for being a Jew
Total Score: 68/100 (C+)

Oy Vey shut it down! See full ranking

Wanted Level:

National Guard

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  Ben Israel's true identity is Unknown
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  Ben Israel's IRL trolling

External Links

• TOW coverage

Babby Ndombe Opetu

Babby Ndombe Opetu
Nationality:	Doctor Congo
Highscore	13 dead, 2 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july 2023 as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.

Graded Score
Kill count:	13/20 Pwned
Accuracy:	18/20 2 NPCs survived
Style:	15/20 Pissed off father
Butthurt:	6/20 Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit
Bonus:	10/20 For revenge
Total Score: 62/100 (D+)

Still not as good as Longo. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

Bahram Jeshanpur

Bahram Jeshanpur
Born	1994
Died	February 17, 2024 (aged 30)
Nationality:	Iranian
Highscore	Killed 12, injured 3
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No, killed by police

Bahram Jeshapur (Goatsexnese: بهرام جشان پور) was an Iranian man who, on February 17, 2024, killed 12 members of his family and injured 3 more while they were sleeping, then tried to flee before being shot dead by security forces.

Graded Score
Kill count:	12/20
Accuracy:	17/20 3 fags injured
Style:	8/20 Another day in Iran
Butthurt:	0/20 Nobody cares, not even Iranians
Bonus:	20/20 2024 champion!
Total Score: 57/100 (D)

Go back to suicide bombings See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Federal Bureau of Investigation

External Links

• His Instagram. Not much to see, he only has two posts.
• Gayranian news site coverage

Barend Strydom

Barend Strydom
Born	July 15, 1965 (60 years old)
Nationality:	South African
Highscore	Killed 8, injured 16
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No
Motive	Niggerphobia

Barend Hendrik Strydom^卐 is a lulzy South African who did white South Africans a favor, by removing Eight filthy, dirty, savage "native" Africans and injuring sixteen others on November 15, 1988.

He was born in Wenen, Natal, South Africa, on July 15, 1965, when he was barely 18 fucking months, his mother fucking killed herself, after this they told him it was an accident, he believed this for the rest of his life until the massive pwnage.

Our up and coming hero decided to join the South African police, so he could shot niggers... in a much more legal way where "Justice" wouldn't be fucking him over it, but he was kicked out after he took a selfie with the severed head of some random nigger that suffered a automobile accident.

On November 8, 1988, seven days before ze mass shooting, he shot a random negress and injured another one with a 9mm Viktor Pistol, his service pistol, as a way to prepare for the attack.

Finally, the day arrived, November 15, dressed in camo while carrying his pistol, two magazines, and 200 lose rounds, he started shooting the people who's skin wasn't as white as snow, he continued killing and injuring more and more darkies, some hid and others ran, then it ended when Strydom, had an awfully retard moment . He left his pistol on a counter, making it very easy for someone take it, which Simon Mukondoleli, a black taxi driver who had been following him during the shooting, did.

He took Strydom's pistol and pointed it at him. Strydom just raised his hands and said the most action movie-esque quote.

	“	You've got me.	„
	—Barend, after having his gun stolen by a nigger.

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On May 25th, 1989, he was sentenced to 30 years for attempted murder... but, three years later, he was released by the president, this was because of an attempt by Frederik Willem de Klerk (aka F.W De Klerk) to somehow fix Black-White relations, which totally worked.

Documentary FUN FAX, also has some pics of him with a beard and one that would be more recent. Previous Video | Next Video

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	8/20
Accuracy:	6/20 Could've kill half of those 16 injuries
Style:	10/20 Shootin' niggas
Butthurt:	19/20 Made fun of the victims during his court + for being released
Bonus:	20/20 For practicing before the shooting
Total Score: 63/100 (C+)

Ron Burgundy if he was a Suid-AfriKKKan and a Nigger hater See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

See Also

• Payton Gendron, Dylann Roof, Ryan Palmeter, Luca Traini - Fellow nigganihilators.
• Suid-Afrika - Where ze shit went dawn.

Barry Loukaitis

Barry Dale Loukaitis
Born	February 26, 1981 (44 years old)
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Killed 3, injured 1
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Sadly, no

Barry Dale Loukaitis was a 14-year-old bullied and depressed loser who decided to take out his anger on the local class newbs by playing unconsensual "Cowboys And Indians" in class with a stolen revolver, being cited as screeching "This sure beats the hell out of algebra, doesn't it?" before getting pinned down by his bullies and v& for life.

Stephen King's novel, Rage, is no longer in print because of this event. In a gun control essay written by King, he seemingly forgot what he wrote in his own novel and erroneously attributes the aforementioned quote as a reference to his novel even though it doesn't appear anywhere in the book.

In 2012, something or someone or whatever decided that life sentences were too harsh for minors, so he was resentenced to a much shorter 189 years of prison time.

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20 Meh
Accuracy:	15/20 Close to 100% accuracy
Style:	3/20 Pre-Columbine skool sh00ters were usually absolute ass
Butthurt:	10/20 Stephen King was super butthurt
Bonus:	7/20 At least he killed one of his bullies
Total Score: 38/100 (F-)

Brenda Spencer but shittier See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

Beau Wilson

Beau Wilson
Born	2004
Died	May 15, 2023 (aged 18)
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Killed 3, injured 6
Style	FPS Single player
An Hero?	No, killed by cops.
Motive:	Short man syndrome

It was a warm morning on May 15, 2023, in Farmington, New Mexico when 18 year old manlet Beau Wilson would attempt to get the high score in his shitty New Mexico neighborhood. He would go to pwn only 3 elderly women before losing in a 2v1 shootout to the piggies.

The shooting

Beau had enough of being a virgin manlet. After stealing two pistols from his family and already owning an AR-15 he began to shoot at random houses and cars as he walked outside. Shooting a total of seven houses and eleven cars. 4 minutes into his lulzfest two police officers would start to catch up to Wilson. Wilson would exchange gunfire with the piggies, injuring the both of them, however since Wilson could not aim for shit he lost the gunfight pretty quickly. Racking up 3 frags he barely outscored couch cuck. Wilson fired a total of 150 shots, incredible aim he had.

Wrestling Career

Before going postal, Wilson would partake in wrestling matches for his school and was said to be one of the best wrestlers at his school.

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20
Accuracy:	8/20 Aim better faggot
Style:	15/20 Neighborhood stroll
Butthurt:	15/20 Made grandmas live 90+ years just to die from a faggot with a gun
Bonus:	5/20 Outscored couch cuck by one frag
Total Score: 46/100 (F)

You beat the Couch Cuck Congrats See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

External links

• On TOW
• Fun facts from heavy.com

Ben Jebir

Ben Jebir
Born	c. 1957
Died	March 25, 1985 (aged 28)
Nationality:	Jewnisian
Highscore	Killed 12, injured 0
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Ben Jebir^☪ was a 28-year-old Tunisian farmer who, on March 25, 1985, shot 12 people dead in the town of El Fahs before an heroing via shotgun mouthwash.

Life

There is barely any information on Mr. Jebir, considering this shooting was only mentioned by Western media for a few minutes before being forgotten.

The only thing known about this dubious sand nigger is that he had been in a Tunis mental hospital several times.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	12/20 Killed 12, injured 0
Accuracy:	20/20 Left no injuries
Style:	10/20 Killing your family and then some randoms
Butthurt:	2/20 Who?
Bonus:	20/20 For holding the Tunisian FPS High Score until Seifeddine Yacoubi appeared
Total Score: 64/100 (D)

Farm Sim 85: North Africa DLC See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

External Links

• Farmer kills 12 with shotgun
• Tunisian Farmer Kills 12

Bjørn-Edvard Rones

Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones
Nationality:	Norwegian   /
Highscore	1 dead, 1 injured
Style	Single player, Hack n' Slash
An Hero?	No

Life before

Bjørn-Edvard lived in Ballangen, Norway for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "Confidence", playing the drums.

The stabbing

After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of speed and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing a bridge so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.

Aftermath

The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.

Release

As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting cryptic stuff on Facebook again.

External links

•  Facebook profile
•  Twitter profile
• Further reading

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Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20 1 injured.
Accuracy:	10/20
Style:	5/20 Unneccesary and only caused by a drug addict freaking out.
Butthurt:	3/20 Outside of Northern Norway, nobody cares.
Bonus:
Total Score: 19/100 (F--)

Idunno man.. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Brian Cohee

Brian Cohee, Jr.
Born	January 10, 2002 (23 years old)
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Killed 1
Style	Hack'N'Slash
An Hero?	No
Motive	Autism

Sanest Tomoko fan.

19-year-old autistic and ADHD-ridden zoom zoom zoomer goes to town on a hobo with a kitchen knife. Why? He was obsessed with serial killers (even gaining the nickname "Dahmer" at his high school) and wanted to replicate them. He also had a history of behavioral issues, bullying others, and just generally being a dick.

After shanking the homeless dude, he brought his head, hands and ID home, then went back to the murder site before driving his car into a nearby lake while he was disposing evidence. His dad found a shitton of blood on he back of the car, so he searched inside, finding the a knife and his victim's ID in his car. His parents get suspicious, so his mom then decides to search his room, finding the fucking head in the closet, which Brian was storing, for some reason. Seeing as how he had ADHD, it's no wonder why he forgot to dispose of the evidence. His autism also makes him very clingy to inanimate objects, hence why he wanted to bring the body parts home.

In court, Brian tried claiming autism drove him insane so he could get off the hook with an insanity plea, but failed epically. Apparently he thought murder would only land him 15-20 years' imprisonment. Spoiler alert: He got life w/o parole. Get V& faggot.

All in all, this is an interesting example of a zoomer who became hyperfixated on serial killers instead of mass shooters. Of course, kid forgot this isn't the 80s anymore. Forensic sciences are actually good now so he got caught right away and couldn't actually carry out a series of lulzy killings to qualify for the Tactical Espionage Action leaderboard, lel.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20 "No! Stop! What are you doing? Stop!"
Accuracy:	20/20 Shunk a vegetable chopper right into a dirty hobo's heart
Style:	2/20 "Serial" killer gets caught after his first victim
Butthurt:	4/20 Temporary fame from true crime content farms
Bonus:	0/20 Yeah... I got nothin'.
Total Score: 27/100 (F--)

Should've just become a mass shooter. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

External Links

• TOW coverage
• that_stinky_boi ^{(Archive 1)}
• dobblelobble

Bryan Kohberger

thowing a cheeky smile for the camera just 4 hours after the murders!
Bryan Christopher Kohberger
Born	November 21, 1994 (31 years old)
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Killed 4
Style	Hack'N'Slash
An Hero?	No
Motive	Autism

Yet another autist obsessed with serial killers and mass murder. Similarly to Brian above, he decided to embark on his noble journey to become a serial killer, this time being MUCH more successful and managing a full FOUR KILLS in only one night with a ka-bar knife before fleeing the scene. He got away with it FOR OVER A MONTH before the Party Van finally caught up with him, matching his DNA to that of a knife sheath found at the scene. He was arrested and originally planned to "prove" his innocence as a trial before just giving up and pleading guilty to avoid getting the chair. During his legal proceedings, he was diagnosed with autism and OCD, so it's no wonder he was so hyperfixated on the topic of murder.

Notice how, unlike Brian, he actually managed to evade authorities for well over a month, most likely due to his research he did as a criminology student. Would've most definitely kept killing people if he got away with it.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	4/20 All in a night's work
Accuracy:	13/20 Left two survivors
Style:	10/20 Almost got away with it!
Butthurt:	10/20 Would've been much more lulzy if he actually sat around for a full trial instead of pleading guilty
Bonus:	5/20 For playing on melee in Assaultrifleland and walking away with a decent score.
Total Score: 42/100 (D-)

Keep better track of your murder accessories and maybe you could've become the next Ted Bundy. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

External Links

• TOW coverage
• criminology_student ^{(Archive 1)} Baleeted (archive)
• Exarr

Chad DeSoto

Chad DeSoto
Born	October 28, 1991 (34 years old)
Nationality:	Guaman
Highscore	Killed 3, injured 11
Style	Hack'N'Slash, Single Player
An Hero?	Nope

Cuck Ryan DeSoto is a midget-sized cardboard-colored manlet who on February 12, 2013, crashed his car and started slashing and stabbing 14 Nipponese tourists, killing 3 of them and injuring 11.

The motive behind this one-digit kill mass attack? because the tourists resembled and symbolized his ex-girlfriend, who had broken up with him recently.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20 Only three killed...
Accuracy:	2/20 Do better next time
Style:	10/20 Attack after break-up, no ground breaking motive
Butthurt:	1/20 Only Guam and the U.S BAW'd, the rest of the world cared about their own shit
Bonus:	20/20 For being the first second Guaman scorer
Total Score: 36/100 (D)

Manlet Uprising in Guam See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Chase Garvey

Chase Garvey
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Killed 4, injured 3
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes
Motive	Cuck

Chase Garvey was an ugly ginger boy who, on July 6, 2024, had a fit of cuck rage over his ex-GF attending a birthday party that he wasn't invited to. After killing her and three others, he drove off, fled from the pigs, and an hero'd. He was also a pedophile who raped a 13-year-old girl he met on Snapchat.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	4/20
Accuracy:	11/20 4 killed, 3 injured
Style:	0/20 Cuck, ginger, child rapist. Pick a struggle, man
Butthurt:	3/20 Nobody outside Kentucky gave a fuck
Bonus:	6/20 Got his intended target
Total Score: 24/100 (F-)

Never give pedos guns See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

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External Links

• TOW coverage
• Chase Garvey on a Kentucky offender website

Christian Hartmann

Christian Hartmann
Nationality:	Brazilian
Highscore	Killed 1, injured 1
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Christian Hartmann, a 21-year-old student, entered a computer lab and opened fire on his ex-girlfriend Renata Alves, killing her, and wounded her boyfriend, Winston Goldoni, before becoming An Hero.

Background

Christian Hartmann had been in a relationship with Renata Alves, which ended weeks before the incident. After the breakup, sources close to him reported that Hartmann showed signs of emotional instability and possessive behavior. Renata later began a relationship with Winston Goldoni, which reportedly intensified the personal conflicts between Hartmann and the couple. It is known that his father, Paulo Rodolpho Hartmann, died before him.

SHOOTING FUCK

The attack took place in a computer lab at the polytechnic school. Hartmann entered armed and shot directly at Alves and Goldoni. Renata Alves died at the scene from her gunshot wounds. Winston Goldoni was wounded but survived after receiving medical attention. After the shooting, Hartmann took his own life inside the same lab.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: Browning Pistol	daddy's Navy-supplied handgun 17-24 Damage

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 Kill 1
Accuracy:	0.5/20 Ok?
Style:	3/20 Well
Butthurt:	4/20 ...
Bonus:	0/20
Total Score: 7.5/100 (F-------------)

A forgotten case that deserves to be remembered more than Suzano's See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

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External Links

• TOW coverage

Damian Haglund

Damian Scott Cadena Haglund
Nationality:	56%
Highscore	0 killed, 0 injured
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes, by cop´
Motive	Columbiner

On Labor Day 2024, our Hero of the Day Damian Haglund decided he was sick of the bullying and headed out to his middle school with a dogshit improvised arsenal consisting of two BB rifles, two Molotov cocktails, 2 steel kitchen knives and a propane tank. The harsh truth? This kid wasn't even trying to achieve mass murder. He just wanted the cops to shoot him dead, which is exactly what he got.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 Idunno man...
Accuracy:	0/20 Didn't even shoot his BB rifle
Style:	2/20 Columbine larper suicides by cop
Butthurt:	2/20 Who?
Bonus:	5/20 For achieving what Henrique Lira Trad could not!
Total Score: 9/100 (Z)

Truly the greatest thinker of Generation Alpha. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Daniil Monakhov

Daniil Monakhov
Nationality	Russian
Highscore	Killed 4, injured 2
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes
Motive	Columbiner

Daniil Monakhov is a fat Ruskie who committed his shooting in 2020, during the scamdemic. He killed four people and wounded two more before committing suicide. He was obsessed with Columbine and was known for threatening a school shooting and found ED butts sexy. He posted several Columbine references on social media.

RANT

Graded Score
Kill count:	4/20 And 2 injuries
Accuracy:	13/20
Style:	17/20 even though I only shot 6 losers
Butthurt:	20/20 RUSSIA CAME IN TO KILL WITHOUT FEAR
Bonus:	20/20 POR MARICON!
Total Score: 74/100 (C)

From Russia with HATE See full ranking

Wanted Level:
___________________

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Федеральная служба безопасности

David Jakeladze

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David Grigorevich Jakeladze
Nationality:	қазақ
Possible origins	ქართული
Highscore	3 injured
Style	Hack'n'Slash Single player
An Hero?	No´
Motive	Alleged: Mental illness, Columbine copycat

David Grigorevich Jakeladze or Jakeladze David (Джакеладзе Давид), was a 15-year-old kazakh boy who on February 13th, 2023, a day before Saint Valentine's day, went to school, school nº4 of Petropavl, Kazakhstan with an axe and slashed 3 students, 2 of them severely and being rushed to the ICU before he was V&.

Attack

Near the bathroom, in the hallway, he spotted 3 students: Adiya Asylbekova , Vladislav Gorbachenko and Marat Besikeev from 10th and 9th grade. David, who had a creepy ass mask and was armed with an axe and a knife, attacked every student. One of the bys suffered wound in the head, but they were not serious to be considered severely wounded. The others had severe wounds in other limbs and were rushed to the hospital, while David, tried to commit suicide, but he pussied out at the last moment and decided to get arrested.

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Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20
Accuracy:	1/20 Left 3 students wounded
Style:	8/20 First Kazakhistan school attack(apart from some shame lone murders)
Butthurt:	2/20 Hardly spoke and forgotten
Bonus:	5/20 Had the decency to wear something cool (+5 from mask bonus)
Total Score: 16/100 (F+)

Gives up so fast See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Deion Patterson

Deion Patterson
Nationality:	Basketball American
Highscore	1 dead, 4 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in Atlanta, only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.

Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20 He didn't even get to make a massacre
Accuracy:	4/20 ...
Style:	8/20 Hospital shooting
Butthurt:	2/20 Who the fuck cares?
Bonus:	0/20
Total Score: 15/100 (F-------)

The most shitty shooting occurred in a hospital in the US See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Desmond Holly

Desmond Holly
Born	c. 2009
Died	September 10, 2025 (aged 16)
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Injured 3 (2 by gunfire)
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes
Motive	Cockumbiner, Randy Stair syndrome, Incel (alleged)

On September 10, 2025, in Evergreen, Colorado, 4 minutes, just 4 fucking minutes after Charlie Kirk's death, some 16-year-old kid named Desmond Holly, armed with a snubnosed revolver, went to his high school and went apeshit. During his quick shooting spree, Desmond only managed to wound 2 people (even Solomon Henderson did better) before he an hero'd via revolver mouthwash. Also groomed by 764 and put a Sayori sticker on his gun. Here's hoping he gets laid in Hell by his waifu, Sayori, just like other heroes. Oh, and it was revealed he had an obsession with Natalie Rupnow.

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Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 Fag
Accuracy:	1/20 One frag was injured by tripping while running away lul
Style:	4/20 The anime sticker made me laugh I won't lie
Butthurt:	5/20 Overshadowed by the sniping of Charlie Kirk, which actually happened the exact same day LUL
Bonus:	5/20 For becoming An Hero, but that's it.
Total Score: 15/100 (F-----)

Sayo-nara! See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

External Links

• TOW coverage
• WPD coverage
• KitterRacer
• Kiteracer
• kiteracer
• kiteracer14w (TikTok archive)
• KitCombine (Twitter archive)

Douglas Araya

Douglas Araya
Born	1972
Died	January 3, 2005 (aged 32)
Nationality:	Coconut Nigga
Highscore	5 kills, 1 injured
Style	FPS, Single player mode
An Hero?	Yes

Douglas Araya, was a spic taxi driver who went Cumbria in 2005, with his AK-47, a .38 revolver and another unknown pistol pwning 2 women and 3 men and wounding a single frag before an hero.

Lulzfest

On the small town of Paquera, in Costa Rica, Douglas was pissed off with his bitch, 23 year old Daris about her alimony. After realising he could high score on a country without a high score, grabbed his AK-47 and killed her. Douglas, after his first blood, drove to his former fuckbuddy, Patricia's house, and for fun, shots up her daughter and her new boyfriend, killing both and sparing her for some fucking reason. Then, continues his gameplay and droves to another couple's house, and workmate. The man, tried to defend his wife but failed and he died and his wife too. Near a bar, some random man tried to disarm douglas' banhammer, but failed and got some shots, wounding him. After that, he began his rambo shootings, injured nobody and left the village to commit an hero, ending his gameplay. He also left some letters explaining his motive.

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count:	5/20
Accuracy:	18/20 Really good aim for a costarricean
Style:	15/20 Cumbria, 5 years before.
Butthurt:	5/20 Costa Rica got butthurt, but nobody cared and got lost on the annals of central american history
Bonus:	20/20 Set out a high score for Costa Rica, got BTFO in less than one month
Total Score: 63/100 (D+)

Cumbria; Spic edition.
Also, aim to people during the rambo if you wanna get extra kills, fag. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Dylan Butler

Dylan Butler
Born	October 11, 2006
Died	January 4, 2024 (aged 17)
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Killed 2, injured 6
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Dylan Jesse Butler was an 17-year-old hero, Columbiner, tranny, and the first school shooter of 2024. On January 4, he/they shot up his school in Iowa with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.

Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet another bloodthirsty tranny. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by Pekka-Eric Auvinen for his final video.

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Rant

Graded Score
Kill count:	2/20
Accuracy:	2/20 Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON.
Style:	5/20 Generic school shooter.
Butthurt:	3/20
Bonus:	10/20 Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint.
Total Score: 22/100 (F---)

Audrey Hale 2: Electric Boogaloo See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

External links

• @Took2much - Dylan's profile on WatchPeopleDie (account required to view)
• Obituary
• Obituary with comments
• dylansaywhat (archive) - SpaceHey
• dylansaywhat (archive) - Spotify
• dylansaywhat212 - Twitter (View the tweets here or here)
• Dylanpickle1996 - Reddit

Eero Hiltunen

Eero Samuli Hiltunen
Nationality:	Finnish
Highscore	2 dead, 8 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

in 2012, 18-year-old Eero geared up in a camouflage and got in position on a low rooftop and sniped random people outside a restaurant.

Prison life was not easy for Eero, as he was often subject to assault by other inmates. In 2013, infamous prisoner, gangster and murderer Joona Hasselqvist attacked Eero with burning fat, resulting in a prison brawl between the two.

After escaping prison in 2020, he was caught a few hours later.

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Graded Score
Kill count:	2/20
Accuracy:	5/20 Should've practiced more.
Style:	5/20 Random attack.
Butthurt:	5/20
Bonus:	10/20 Escaping and other antics.
Total Score: 27/100 (F-)

Shittiest Finnish shooter. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Endrit Llambraj

Endrit Jorgji Llambraj
Born	1991
Nationality:	Albanian
Highscore	1 dead
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes
Motive	Jealousy

Endrit Jorgji Llambraj, was a 19-year-old car wash worker who on May 11, 2010, committed a school shooting before he killed himself after he confronted police.

Shooting

On May 11th, 2010, Endrit, who drove from his natal town, Vlorë to Elbasan, armed with a 9mm pistol, entered the "Mahir Domi" high school in Elbasan city. In his pockets, he had a bit of cannabis sativa and more 9mm bullets. Endrit ordered the entire class to exit, except Gerta Ramazan Bahja, who was his crush. They met during a trip but Endrit was rejected by her, maybe on Failbook, maybe IRL, so he couldn't get laid. Endrit, so pissed off about, shot her 3 times in the head and killed her. Her body lied sat down in her chair, while her head lied in her desk. Endrit left the school and began a chasing with crossfire with police officers. Both failed every shots they effectuated and Endrit, who knew he came to an end, fled to cemetery and, after he signed his coffin in there, decided to an hero via brainwash, ending all his shitty rampage.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20
Accuracy:	10/20 A single killed + missed shots to police
Style:	2/20 Failed harder than the Couch Cuck
Butthurt:	3/20 Chaos in Albania and Fawx News
Bonus:	5/20 For taking revenge
Total Score: 21/100 (F+)

Train better your aim when confronting police next time See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Evita Kolmonen

Evita Kolmonen
Nationality:	Finnish
Highscore	0 killed, 0 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

Another Eric and Dylan cock-rider who wanted to be the new Pekka-Eric Auvinen. However, she was such an idiot that she decided to reveal her fucking plans on social media, thus notifying the pigs who found her and promptly raped her fine ass. Remember how she wanted to become the next Pekka? Well, she ended up becoming Karma Hietanen instead (but sexier at least).

External Links

• /pol/ thread 1
• /pol/ thread 2
• /int/ thread (derailed almost immediately by Finns discussing anime)
• Finnish forum thread 1 (archive)
• Finnish forum thread 2 (archive)
• WPD thread (archive)
• Her Instagram @evitaaaw (Wayback Machine)

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Get lectured by a woman. (Jibber jabber version here) Evita wearing her coat. You can see her b00b5. Was Finnished before she even started. Previous Video | Next Video

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 ...
Accuracy:	0/20 Fuck out of here
Style:	0/20 Didn't even manage to get on the Notable Losers list
Butthurt:	0/20 Fuck you
Bonus:	-69/20 For doing the same shit as Karma Hietanen
Total Score: -69/100 (F-----------------------------------)

WOMEN. CAN'T. SHOOT. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Dog Catcher

Fekadu Nasha

Fekadu Nasha
Nationality:	Ethiopian
Highscore	12 dead, 2 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Yes

On 12th May 2013, A corrupt police officer by the name of Fekadu Nasha, pursued his ex-girlfriend an attempt to assassinate her. She hid in an unknown place and made Fekadu's corrupt retard go postal when trying to hunt her down. He hunted down 12 girls and injured 2 more before jumping into the river and hitting his head against a stone.

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Graded Score
Kill count:	12/20 Decent kill count
Accuracy:	18/20 2 girls went off
Style:	10/20 Crazy cop, traitorous wife
Butthurt:	1/20 Everything stays in rural Africa so no one shed tears in the first world
Bonus:	20/20 Hero of the nation
Total Score: 61/100 (D+)

The most praised Ethiopian of all time See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni

Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni
Nationality:	BRAzilian
Highscore	Killed 4, injured 11
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No, v& for 3 years

Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni^卐 was a 16-year-old Portuspic neo-Nazi who, on November 25, 2022, played a double round of CS:GOGOGO in — guess where? — Aracruz: BRAZIL AGAIN!

A Masacre

Ao video da jogo da morte

Fagriel, armed with a SIEGE™ Mask, edgy swastika armband, boonie hat, military clothes, and dual wielded revolvers stolen from his sleeping pig-faced dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary (his former school), and began the ethnic cleansing. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 (probably) Jewish teachers and a student before merely wounding 9 others. Instead of mopping up the survivors like the much more successful Nazi Brenton Tarrant did, the scared little faggot bitched out and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets V& while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after his car plate was recorded.

Os Mortos

• Selena Zagrillo, 12
• Maria da Penha Pereira de Melo Banhos, 48
• Cybelle Passos Bezerra Lara, 45
• Flavia Amoss Merçon Leonardo, 38

A Galleria da Aracruz

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  Oh my god it's The Supreme Gentleman
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  12-year-old fangirl meme
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  Instagram picture. Notice he was an actual Manlet
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  Moar gameplay
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  He must be compensating for something
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  All of the autism in one image

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count:	4/20 11 wounded
Accuracy:	6/20 Could you aim better fag?
Style:	5/20 That SIEGE™ mask cut his style stat in half
Butthurt:	11/20 Talked on some media
Bonus:	20/20 Got TWO schools in one go
Total Score: 46/100 (E-)

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Wanted Level:

Police Force

External Links

• Covered on TOW...
• ... and WPD

Geir Kaldahl

Geir Kaldahl
Nationality:	Norwegian
Highscore	3 dead, 2 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Geir after shooting himself.

Geir Kaldahl was a 38-year-old boat mechanic with a terrible temper who ran amok in 2006 when his GF of 7 years came to break up with him after a long day of drinking. He ended up shooting her as well as his 79-year-old dad before drunk-driving to his ex-wife's house to continue his rampage. He rushed into the house, grabbed a knife and killed their 14-year-old son and injured her and her new boyfriend. He left again, this time heading to a gas station. Upon entering the gas station, Geir fired randomly into the wall and ceiling, wounding nobody, before he left again. As soon as cops caught up with him, he tried to make a run for it across a field before he was shot and injured, causing him to blow his brains out.

After surviving the ordeal, Geir's ex-wife became a drug addict.

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20
Accuracy:	5/20 Didn't hit anybody in the gas station
Style:	7/20 Angry dad
Butthurt:	5/20
Bonus:	8/20 Alternated between gun and knife, but could have caused much more carnage
Total Score: 28/100 (F)

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Wanted Level:

Police Force

Genildo Ferreira de França

Genildo Ferreira de França
Nationality:	Brazilian
Highscore	14 dead, 1 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Yes

On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old Genildo embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him gay. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current Brazilian High Score at 14 kills and only one injured during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he shot himself in the chest before engaging in a shootout with police, ultimately dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound anyways.

He had also told his 16-year-old GF about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was totally NOT GAY!!!1 During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's 5-year-old daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.

Suicide Note

The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me.
Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God.

And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people.

I stop here because I can't go on.

I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not.

I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so.

It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead.

I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to.

Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul.

GOODBYE

TO

EVERYONE

Signed Jenildo

Graded Score
Kill count:	14/20 Puts Suzano to shame.
Accuracy:	18/20 Only 1 injured.
Style:	13/20 Took revenge on people talking shit.
Butthurt:	5/20 Brazil, so nobody cares.
Bonus:	15/20 National High Score.
Total Score: 65/100 (C-)

Totally not gay. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

External links

• FindaGrave

Glenn Litton

The pedophile looking shooter
Glenn Litton
Born	1968
Died	December 4, 2024 (aged 56)
Nationality:	White Trash
Highscore	2 injured
Style	FPS, Singleplayer
Ragequit?	Hell yeah
Motive	#FreePalestine

And you probably thought Arda was dogshit! Well, not. He lost his FOTY (Fail Of The Year, if we are talking about High Score, not Faggot Of The Year) because of this dude. The biggest failure of 2024 (besides that one beaner who tried committing mass murder with a fucking hammer of all things) is, of course, Glenn Litton, a homeless felon who decided to mix up the motives of an heroes like Aaron Bushnell with the extremely lulzy methods of pedophiles such as Adam Lanza and Thomas Hamilton! That's right, ladies and gents, On December 4, 2024, this retard shot up an elementary school BECAUSE OF MUH FREE PALESTINE!!! How is murdering little children who have nothing to do with an ongoing conflict thousands of miles away going to help the victims of said conflict? Well, uh... I don't think he had that part quite figured out. It doesn't really matter, either way, because this fucking spastic managed to get an incredible kill count of zero along with two bullet-rape injuries before deciding to become Aaron Bushnell's sugar daddy in hell.

Gayllery and rant

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  That hump of gaymer
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  Another angle
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  Same victims as the Couch Cuck, worse score than him, same method of evading justice

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 I don't know what I expected, really
Accuracy:	0.5/20 i cant even make a joke here man this is embarassing
Style:	0.5/20 School shooting in the US. Unoriginal as shit, has been done over 9000 times before.
Butthurt:	5/20 Pissed off both sides, as Palestards really don't want to be associated with child murderers.
Bonus:	10/20 But minus Lol, GTFO
Total Score: -3/100 (F--------------------------------------)

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Wanted Level:

Kindergarten Crossing Guard

Guilherme Reis

Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira
Nationality:	BRAzilian
Highscore	Killed 1, injured 4
Style	Hack'n'Slash, Single player
An Hero?	No

On March 27th, 2023, 13-year-old Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira, nicknamed "Guilherme Reis", decided to stab up his school, directly wounding 5 people, one of whom was a 71-year-old teacher who fucking died of a heart attack during the rampage before 2 other teachers subsequently subdued him.

Motive

Days before his failure, the motive behind his Max Porta-styled chimpout, was when aforementioned teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, punished him for insulting a black classmate (despite Guilherme himself being an obviously mutted zambo Bruhzilian himself). As the average neonazi on 2020s, he menaced her saying that she will pay for that. So let's move on the payment day.

Payment day

On March 27, 2023, our Aryan hero Guilherme Rice, armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... A FUCKING SIEGE™ MASK, like any Bruhzilian schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and nabbed the old teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero Max Porta, who's attack was similar (except Porta's chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and they successfully disarmed Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops. Months later, the jury sentenced him to a nuthouse named "CASA" in May 2023.

Media and rant

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  Good edit
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  No! Not this faggy SIEGE™ MASK again
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  He in happier moments
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  His father, who is a bit proud of his son.

Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20 4 injured
Accuracy:	6/20 A knife attack, what do you expect?
Style:	3/20 The fucking mask! I hate it!
Butthurt:	5/20 Was on news, but subsequently was forgotten
Bonus:	-5/20 SIEGE™ MASK Antibonus
Total Score: 10/100 (F-------)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Hasnain Anwar Warekar

Hasnain Anwar Warekar
Born	c. 1981
Died	February 28, 2016 (aged 35)
Nationality:	Indian
Highscore	Killed 14, injured 1
Style	Hack'N'Slash, Single player
An Hero?	Yes

On February 28, 2016, an indian man named Hasnain Anwar Warekar (Also mentioned by other sources as Hasnel Anwar Warekar, Husnail Varekar, and Asnain Anwar Warekar) epically pwned half of his entire family during a singleplayer seassion of Hack N' Slash in the asian server.

The massacre

Hasnain spiked a few drinks and gave it to his parents, wife, two daughters, three sisters, four nephews and two nieces, before grabbing a large knife and slitting their throats and after killing them, he hung himself.

But why?

The authorities weren't able to find a motive, but according to them there were several:

• Finacial debt
• Heard a sibiling he raped tell the only surviving sister what happened
• Mental illness

But in reality, we all know why he did it.

Graded score

Graded Score
Kill count:	14/20 '
Accuracy:	17/20 Only left one survior
Style:	19/20 Classic familice
Butthurt:	4/20 Only jeetnistan cared.
Bonus:	5/20 '
Total Score: 59/100 (D)

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Wanted Level:

Police Force

Henrique Lira Trad

Henrique Lira Trad
Born	April 16, 2004 (21 years old)
Nationality:	Brazilian
Highscore	Injured 3
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No

On August 19, 2022, Henrique Lira Trad, a twinked-out 18-year-old Suzano fan from the world's asshole, decided to gear up with his leather jacket, crossbows (what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?), moLOLtovs, and knives to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police; spoiler warning, NOT EVEN CLOSE. After being told to fuck off by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a thieving nigger and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like Cho so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher's lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually MISSED. He then shot some other teacher in the foot with a crossbow before MISSING AGAIN when taking a shot at some squeaker. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn't get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn't a couch) before getting into a physical kerfuffle with staff and students alike, breaking one student's nose and scratching another. His “rampage” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who responded by kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him (yeah seriously). LMAO.

Prior to this edgelord's temper tantrum, he liked to play a Japanese RPG called Morimiya Middle School Shooting for hours — red flag — and was in contact with another future school shooter, Isaac Chagas. Strangely enough, he apparently told Isaac to not shoot up a school because he "was young and had more to live." Isaac obviously didn't take that advice because we have a page on him.

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Gallery

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  Evolved from emo to goth
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  EDGELORD1488
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  The set up
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  The attack!

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  Failed to commit an hero
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  Now he's gonna get butt fucked in prison
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  The walk of shame
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  He's a vampire, they can't take him out into the sun!
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  Acting like a toddler while some guy sneaks a pic
• lel

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 Couldn't even kill himself, what a loser.
Accuracy:	1/20 Missed all crossbow shots but one.
Style:	1/20 Typical gay cosplay but got rekt by an 8 year old.
Butthurt:	0/20 Nobody cared.
Bonus:	2/20 Creative arsenal of weapons, I guess.
Total Score: 4/100 (F----------)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

External Links

• TOW coverage
• Fuck-cringe edit that has some more footage and pics on Bilibili

Huu Can Tran

Huu Can Tran
Born	August 15, 1950
Died	January 22, 2023 (aged 72)
Nationality:	Chink Americunt
Highscore	Killed 11, injured 9
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes

On January 21, 2023, Huu Can Tran Shot up a dance ballroom for lunar new year eve, killing 11 and injuring 9. He was born on August 15, 1950, and was an immigrant. He claimed to work for criminal service, and had mental issues. He used a semiautomatic variant of the Mac-10, which was illegal. Thanks for the gun laws for stopping this tragedy

Graded Score
Kill count:	11/20 Blazn Azn
Accuracy:	11/20 Pretty good
Style:	9/20 Most mass shootings are done by white devils or niggas, being an azn is unique
Butthurt:	5/20 was beat out by other shooters
Bonus:	5/20 for being a blazn azn
Total Score: 41/100 (E-)

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Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

External Links

• TOW coverage

Iskander Khalfin

Iskander Khalfin
Born	ca. 2002
Nationality:	Ruskie
Highscore	1 injured (involuntary)
Style	Single player, FPS
An Hero?	No
Motive	Show his crush that he were brave enough to do a "bold act"

Iskander Khalfin (Искандер Хальфин in russian), was some 17-year-old animecel-emo looking teenager and student who on May 13th, 2019, held a hostage taking at his classroom in Putinstan, before he was V&.

カザン出身のオタク、イスカンデル... I mean: Искандер, отаку из Казани

His VK. Translation of the chats
Iskander's friend: "...pussy with your sausage"
Iskander: "She's alergic to grease" "A bunch of Os"
Iskander's friend: "))))))" "Joke defended"

Our emo main character of the history, Iskander, after his crush called him "coward" and that he couldn't do a "bold act", he, pissed off, entered Kazan School nº7. does the name of the city sound similar to you? Anyways, so he entered his classroom, where literature classes were held and armed with a fake pistol and a knife, said loudly that this was a siege and ordered everybody to stay. The girls in the class pussied out and cried while the boys where freaking out like it was some kind of Vlad fan committing a second Kerch. Iskander told his teacher to go to the blackboard at the back of the class at "gunpoint". His siege was so shit that he forgot that 10 students escaped. While the teacher was mocking him, he didn't do anything to her, while he was standing at the class door. His shitty ass siege ended when police tackled him after they realized that he was so pussy for making a siege at his school, thinking that he could do a similar one like in his favorite anime. Iskander left only one wounded NPC, being the teacher, Tatyana Mukhina, who suffered a heart attack, after his attempt to mocking him was so lame that by stress, suffered that heart attack, but was quickly hospitalized, being the only victim of his shitty siege.

Gallery and Graded Score

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  His knife and the only useful weapon he brought to
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  JUMP!

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 '
Accuracy:	0.5/20 How to wound someone in the most lame manner
Style:	7/20 Not brave enough for his platonic love
Butthurt:	0.5/20 Only 1 news portal spoke about Iskander's fail
Bonus:	-8/20 You are a official coward
Total Score: 0/100 (Z-)

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Wanted Level:

Karen

Iván Arancibia Navarro

Iván Arancibia Navarro
Born	February 12, 1952
Died	December 27, 2011 (aged 59)
Nationality:	Chilean
Highscore	3 dead, 0 injured
Style	Single player, FPS
An Hero?	Yes (failed on his first try but eventually succeeded in 2011)

Iván Jesús Arancibia Navarro was a 47-year-old teacher from Shitle who had recently been fired from his job as a teacher due to being too strict on his pendejo students, who would've much rather jacked off than actually listen to his boring-ass lectures. On December 17, 1999, he (being inspired by recent martyrs) came to the school armed with his 3-year-old daughter and a pistol in a paper bag, which he used to shoot his asshole boss dead along with his daughter. He then swiftly went to a different school where his boss' boss worked, and shot the bastard dead too. Realizing he only had one bullet dead, he decided to commit a handgun mouthwash, but epically failed and survived. After spending a couple of months hospitalized, he was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity and let off the hook with no prison time.

Depressed at how he accidentally pwned his fuckable loli daughter, he put a bag over his head and became An Hero in 2011.

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20 Bare minimum.
Accuracy:	20/20 NO bullets were wasted. Respect.
Style:	8/20 Columbine copycat, at least he was original enough to do it as a teacher instead of a student
Butthurt:	3/20 Noone cares about Latinx shootings.
Bonus:	15/20 Acquitted + eventual An Hero bonus makes up for the suicide fail.
Total Score: 49/100 (C)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Jackson Mwanza

Jackson Mwanza
Nationality:	Tsambian
Highscore	2 kills, 3 wounded
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Jackson Mwanza, was a zambian police constable who on April 19 and 20 2019, killed 2 people and wounded 3 before he commited suicide the next day.

Shooting

Watcha problem fool?

Jackson, pissed off about an alleged cucking on him about his thot and a medicine college student, grabs a whole bunch of AK-47 ammo, his AK-47 rifle and a knife, and began his Let's be Cops Africa Edition X COD Zambia gameplay in the college where the student was cheating there. He's invisible to anyone till he stabbed the cucker Nike Fungulwa in the head, shoulder and arm. His aim was so bad that when he tried to kill another student, he only wound her in the left leg. He was the first school shooter in Zambia after this fail. Then, injures another student (Andrew Zimba) in the leg and thigh. He finally killed somebody when he found his thot, talking with 2 mechanics (probably ready to make a trio, like the bitch she was). He shot the 2 mechanics, Dickson and Albert, one in the chest and leg, seriously, again in the fucking leg? and another in the head, banning them off. Mwanza, shot his thot in the arm, wounding her before he fled off the college for 1 day. Jackson, was fastly located hiden on the Chainama Golf Course. When a whole bunch of pissed officers catched him, Mwanza, an heroed by a shot in the stomach, dying. Mwanza, will be remembered not as the failed Uneko. He would be remembered as the Golf cuck and the Medicine student cuck.

Misc

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  What everyone was supposed to see on Kawlimpin's 20th anniversary that day
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  What everyone saw that day

RANT

Graded Score
Kill count:	2/20 Fail
Accuracy:	8/20 Fucking failed
Style:	10/20 School shooting by a policeman
Butthurt:	5/20 Zambia was fucked off and everyone hid after he fled.
Bonus:	5/20 For being into Police and also for doing the first school shooting in Zambia
Total Score: 30/100 (D-)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

James Seevakumaran

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James Oliver Seevakumaran
Nationality:	Ameriazn
Highscore	None
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes
Motive	Carry out a University massacre

James Oliver Seevakumaran, was some 30-year-old student at the Central University of Florida who on March 18, 2013, tried to carry out a massacre at his University. He pulled out the University's fire alarm, just to thwart his attack by himself. During the preparation, police broke into his room and James shit off his pants before he an hero via Pistol Brainwash.

Video

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Gallery

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Rant

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 Fuck!
Accuracy:	0/20 Prepared late, An hero soon
Style:	2/20 Lame ass preparation
Butthurt:	1/20 Actually, who cares?
Bonus:	5/20 An hero bonus
Total Score: 8/100 (F-------------------)

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Wanted Level:

Federal Bureau of Investigation

Jason Burr

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Jason James Burr
Nationality:	Dumbfuckistani
Highscore	None
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No

Jason James Burr, was a 34-year-old man who on May 16, 2014, went nuts inside a hospital in Cache Valley, Utah, in America, before he was shot and arrested by he police.

The failure

On that friday May 16, 2014, Jason, who was tired as fuck from job and after hearing moaning inside his home, opened quickly the door, and saw his wife, cowgirling some random woman, to do a amateur lesbian porn video. Jason, noticed he was cucked by his wife and begins kicking some upholstery in his home and then, he angrily tooks two pistols and instead of scoring his wife and her lesbian lover, he drove to the Cache Valley hospital and asked some ER attendants that he had to visit a medic. After being declined, pissed off, shouted, "I'm going to kill you" and began shooting at random things, hitting nobody before police, who wasn't smart enough to taser him, shot him in the chest and severely wounded Jason. Jason was later arrested after he recovered.

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 '
Accuracy:	0/20 Loser
Style:	1/20 Even the Couch cuck was a better cuck than you.
Butthurt:	1/20 Who cares?
Bonus:	-12/20 Even bonus hates you, retard
Total Score: -10/100 (Z----------)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Javier Romero

Javier Ignacio Romero
Nationality:	Argentinaan
Highscore	Killed 1, injured 1
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No
Motive	Bullying

On August 4th, 2000, a fat loser and student named Javier Ignacio Romero, 19, fed up with being nicknamed "Pantriste" by his classmates, who teased him with this, waited for the class to end, pulled a .22 caliber revolver from his backpack, and shot them, killing one of them, Mauricio Salvador, 16, and wounding another at the entrance of Middle School No. 9 in Rafael Calzada. He also shot a kiosk, but no one was wounded. Javier was V& after the attack. Javier was declared not responsible for the crime and was finally admitted to a psychiatric hospital.

Background

Javier Ignacio Romero was the youngest of four siblings born to Bernardino Romero and Luisa Gómez. His father died in July 1983 of liver disease, when Romero was just two years old. A student at secondary school, he was frequently bullied, and his classmates often called him "Pantriste" (literally, "sad bread"), a reference to the main character of the 2000 Argentine animated film "Corazón, las alegrías de Pantriste," released the previous summer.

Shooting

On August 4, 2000, after school, Romero was leaving school when a student shouted "Hey, Pantriste!" from outside. Romero then pulled a short-barreled Bagual revolver (which reportedly legally belonged to his mother for self-defense) from his backpack, held it with both hands, and opened fire three times at the school entrance. The first bullet missed completely, the second grazed the ear of 18-year-old Gabriel Alfredo Ferrari, and the third struck 16-year-old Mauricio Ariel Salvador in the skull. Both victims had attended the same class as Romero. During the shooting, he allegedly shouted "Now you'll respect me! I'm going to FUCK YOU!"

Romero fled the scene and ran back to his older sister's apartment, where he stayed during the week due to its proximity to the school. He had lunch with her before going to bed. Five hours later, his mother showed up with a police squad and arrested him.

The injured were admitted to Fiorito Hospital, where Salvador died three days later. Ferrari was discharged that same day.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20 Bruh
Accuracy:	10/20 50/50 accuracy
Style:	4/20 Generic
Butthurt:	7/20 Overshadowed by Rafael Solich
Bonus:	0/20 Nah
Total Score: 22/100 (F)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

John R. Lyons

John R. Lyons
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No, killed by police

John, attempting to spawn camp Fuentes.

John R. Lyons was a 24-year-old loser from Westchester, Illinois who after committing a triple homicide, decided to wrap things up with a trophy kill by (allegedly) attempting to assassinate Nick Fuentes. He failed epicly at this, but managed to bag 2 dog kills and missed several shots at a father and son duo at a random house he broke into before being killed by police.

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Murder spree

On December 18th, 2024 in Mahomet, Illinois, John Lyons murdered Janis Lea Mason (aged 61) and her two children, Sara Elizabeth Mason (aged 26) and Caleb M. Mason (aged 23) via gunshot. Sara died at the scene while the others succumbed to their injuries at the local hospital. Court records show that Lyons was in a civil dispute with Caleb for an undisclosed reason. John was also once roommates with Caleb, however their relationship later became bitter and they often fought with one another. After this Lyons decided to lay low for about two hours to lose his wanted level. He fast traveled to the town of Berwyn and stopped by the controversial far-right commentator, Nick Fuentes', house hoping to lynch some nickers. Fuentes, the would-be gay mexican hate-crime victim, was streaming at the time and didn't answer the door to pepper spray the perp as he was far too busy choking on some big brown dildos for his audience. Lyons was spotted on spy camera during the ordeal and police were alerted. When the pigs caught up to Lyons, he fled the scene and forced his way into a neighbor's house where he slayed two ravenous hellhounds. Lyons fled towards the yard where police commanded him to surrender. Realizing that mom's dinner is almost ready and that he needs to end his session soon, Lyons instead fires at the cops, missing them all and receiving bullet hell in return.

	“	The killer parked his car in front of my house and approached my door with his pistol drawn and what appears to be a crossbow. I was live streaming at the time. He rings the door bell, tries the doorknob and yells "yo, Nick!	„
	—Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X

	“	Last night an armed killer made an attempt on my life at my home, which was recently doxed on this platform. The gunman carried a pistol, crossbow, and incendiary devices. I believe he intended to kill me. He is now dead. I am okay!	„
	—Nick Fuentes on Twitter/X

	“	Given that John Lyon's blasted the hell out of the 26 year old woman and left the two other family members to survive until they made it to the hospital, people suspect John had some issue with the woman. Girlfriend? Unrequited love? Her body, his choice?	„
	—Somebody on Kiwi Farms

	“	Nick, bring me in. I will keep you safe. I will be your personal security I will bring my piece.	„
	—Jon from Fishtank offering to be Nick's bodyguard.

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Loadout

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: .22LR Pistol	A subpar pistol which can be deadly at close range, but is less effective with players suffering from bot aim. +10-25 Damage
Secondary: Crossbow	A cheap crossbow that not only does John never use, but also makes him look like a fucking dope. +8-15 Damage
Tertiary: Incendiary Devices	A standard must-have supplement for any antifa-ggot. Also never used. Depletes 5% of afflicted enemies HP per second until extinguished

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20 3 killed (+2 dogs), 0 injured.
Accuracy:	7/20 Initial success, but lost his mojo in the latter half.
Style:	2/20 Generic / No thrills.
Butthurt:	14/20 Widespread media attention and got Fuentes to change his address.
Bonus:	10/20 High profile target.
Total Score: 36/100 (D-)

Their body, my choice. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

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Jonathan Bragundi

Jonathan Bragundi
Nationality	UruGAYuan
Origins	Dago
Born	c. 1994 (aged 30-31)
Highscore	3 Killed
Style	FPS, Singleplayer
An hero?	No

Jonathan Michel Bragundi González aka "Guti" is a Uruguayan ex-soldier, drug addict, and actual diagnosed retard lmao, who on May 31, 2020, stole a Glock 17 from one of his fellow soldier (Escobar) and shot all three of his comrades dead before escaping and then being arrested.

Who's Guti?

Jonathan Michel Bragundi González, AKA: Guti, was born maybe on 1994, and lived his life of retard in Rocha, a city near the sea in Uruguay. He's part spanish, since his grandpa Julio Cesar Bragundi, is from La Coruña, a city in Goatfuckicia, in Spain. Guti and his brother, were sadly gave to adoption to an association named "INAU", because the mother of both, was poor and a woman by the name of Julia Espel, adopted them in 2006. Guti worked at a bakery since 16, and he was serious and obedient according to some peers. He even tried to play soccer for the Rocha FC, but he sucked at it (despite being born in a country where everyone there is a superstar at soccer).

Gallery

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  Special Boy
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  At the marine
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  Showing off his muscles
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  Dressed like a gansgta at the beach.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: Glock 17	The service pistol he stole from one of his comrades.
Perk: Special Boy	Can be used to make other people feel pity, lowering their guard.

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20 3 Killed
Accuracy:	20/20 Left no one behind.
Style:	20/20 Probably first South American shooting that occurred in a Fortress.
Butthurt:	0/20 Apart from Youaregay, nobody in the world cared about this.
Bonus:	20/20 For killing marines and getting 5 stars instantly!
Total Score: 63/100 (D+)

Copado See full ranking

Wanted Level:

National Guard

Victims

The epically pwnend were:

• Juan Manuel Escobar
• Alex Guillenea
• Alan Rodríguez

Dragundi, after murdering all three of them, stole their guns and escaped, which probably implies that he was thinking of actually reaching for the Top 50 in the South American server and outdo Campo Elias Delgado, but sadly that didn't happen.

External links

• Sentenced to 31 years in prison ;(

Jori Juhani Lasonen

Jori Juhani Lasonen
Nationality:	Finnish
Highscore	3 dead, 0 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

In December 2016, 23-year-old student Jori Lasonen ambushed a local politician outside a restaurant in Finland, killing her and two journalists with a stolen hunting rifle. During police interrogation he explained that the reason he did it was because a criminal organization had hacked his computer and demanded he pay up for a fake drug debt. Certain there were vicious hitmen on his trail he saw no other option than to seek protection by going to prison for murder. After being found not guilty by reason of insanity, he was sent off to a mental hospital.

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20
Accuracy:	10/20 Killed every target
Style:	5/20 Schizo mall shooter
Butthurt:	5/20
Bonus:	13/20 Women-only
Total Score: 36/100 (E)

Did not live up to Finnish standards! See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

External links

• Chess.com profile
•  His Twitter
• Some other profile

José Marimon Carles

José Marimon Carles
Nationality:	Dago
Highscore	10 dead, 2 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No (Killed by police)

Jose Marimon Carles, was a 26-year-old spaniard man who on May 21st and May 27th, 1928, began a mass shooting before being killed by the police

Fondo y Matanza

Marimon was another 26-year-old youth who took out his military service. This little son of some incestuous fathers, suffered from Pott's disease also called spinal tuberculosis and didn't had to work because of this thing. Also, Marimon was also in love with a 20-year-old neighbor from the town, Marina Roca Rull, who rejected him on several occasions because she considered him lazy who used his illness as an excuse not to work. The fagots of the neighbors insulted him because they said that he "didn't work" and that it was all an excuse to take advantage of small children. On May 21 1928, begins his massacre killing some kids who cared him after he lured them to a haystack in a cabin. After having murdered several children with his shotgun, he decapitates and murders the retarded neighbors, while shooting them, managing to wound 2 people by gunshots. On May 27 1928, José is shot in the eye by some Civil Guards who killed him since he was taking a nap after a long Hide and Seek play.

Game Over

Galería

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  The faggot who stopped our dago hero from getting to the top 50.
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  Goodnight Sweet Prince

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Graded Score
Kill count:	10/20 Dago Champion
Accuracy:	18/20 2 faggots escaped
Style:	20/20 One of the first worldwide incels and siesta lovers of Spain
Butthurt:	5/20 1928
Bonus:	20/20 Still being the champion of Spain for 97 years
Total Score: 73/100 (C)

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Wanted Level:
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Guardia Civil

Joseph Couch

Joseph Couch
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Killed 0, injured 8
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Shortly after the lulz that was the Apalachee High School shooting by Colt Gray, a new challenger appeared in Kentucky, and he failed hard like most of the people on this page. On September 7, 2024, this retard Joey purchased lots of ammunition for his Colt AR-15 which should've resulted in a successful high score attempt since that was the same gun Robert Bowers used to kill those kikes in Pittsburgh. He sent texts saying that he would kill a lot of people like a sped kid playing Fortnite.

The Man

Army Reserve fag. Was arrested months prior for making lulzy terroristic threats to kill a neighbor and their dog, but was released shortly after which gave him an opportunity to go for the high score.

Attempt

In the evening, he shot 20-30 rounds at cars on Interstate 75, injuring 8 people and killing no one.

Great Escape

He escaped into the woods like Robert Card.

Minecraft Manhunt

He was, of course, wanted by the feds, but after many rednecks trying to find him like a fucking Easter egg hunt and bragging about how fun it is online, he became an hero and was found by an elderly couple who talked about how finding him was like finding a golden egg. He also caused more lulz by closing many schools in the area.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 8 injured
Accuracy:	2/20 Three of the injuries came from making them crash rather than gunfire
Style:	10/20 Wasn't found for 11 days
Butthurt:	15/20 Put schools on lockdown and had a $35,000 bounty
Bonus:	10/20 Beat Robert Card's hide and seek time
Total Score: 37/100 (F-)

Robert Card if he directed all his attention toward the hide and seek aspect See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Federal Bureau of Investigation

External Links

• TOW coverage

Josiah Lyons

Josiah Lyons
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Killed 0, injured 1
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No

The most forgettable school shooter in American history because there are so many of them. Even Sky Bouche's identical score got more attention because of the bodycam footage. Josiah Lyons, the Mattoon High School shooter in Mattoon, Illinois got no clicks or notoriety until now, as of me typing this on the 7th anniversary of this loser's shooting.

This kid did worse than AlGore by over 9000%, making that connect-the-dots freckled face at Aztec look like an Anders.

On September 20th, 2017, at Mattoon High School, this 14-year-old idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring a gun in his lunchbox and start shooting at everyone in the cafeteria, which isn't inherently a bad high score plan, but his plot got foiled by a female teacher. He did get one injury, however. One student was struck in the chest with non-life-threatening wounds.

Punishment

For this "attack" he got 25 years in prison. Hopefully by the time he's out he can go on ED and see this section on him.

Fun Fact

Because of how lame this school shooting was, it got removed from its school's Wikipedia page. Oh boy!

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20
Accuracy:	1/20 1 injured
Style:	0/20 Kept his plans hidden but was stopped anyway
Butthurt:	0/20 No attention for 7 years
Bonus:	0/20 Got his TOW coverage revoked
Total Score: 1/100 (F-)

At least he did better than Angel Granados-Diaz See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Karen

See Also

• Colt Gray - Better 14-year-old school shooter.
• Steven Kazmierczak - Best Illinois school shooter.

Juan Medina Gordillo

Juan Medina Gordillo
Nationality:	Dago
Highscore	6 kills
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes
Motive	Anger over a report

Juan Medina Gordillo, was a spaniard creep who commited a double mass shooting in San Millan de Lara and El Gamonal, in Burgos, Spain, before he committed suicide by a shot in the chest.

La Masacre

27th November, 1996. Juan, pissed off about a report of being a batshit insane after he threatened María del Carmen Delgado Juez with a toy gun and got V& and liberated, grabs an actual real gun, a hunting rifle (actually a double barreled shotgun, you fucking wikitards) and knocks the door. Who's there? Its Juan, going to high score with his banhammer. He proceeds to score them off, killing her and her 2 brothers before he fled to some rural Redneck town where his mother lived. Again knocks the door and BTFO the brains of his mother, her nosey mother-in-law and a friend who was there. He then went to the mountains, to search for his son-in-law, to also score him but failed and instead, decided to an hero by a shot in the chest, like Genildo. He outscored 6 fags, and then off himself.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	6/20 Pwned
Accuracy:	20/20 Had better aim than the Izquierdos
Style:	20/20 Pissing off about a report and then ban his family
Butthurt:	2/20 It went down in the annals of Burgos history
Bonus:	12/20 I dunno man
Total Score: 60/100 (D)

Very original, but low high score See full ranking

Wanted Level:
___________________

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Policia Nacional

Justin Adar Polat

Justin Adar Polat
Nationality:	Turkroach Baguette
Highscore	Killed 1, injured 3
Style	Hack'n'Slash, Single player
An Hero?	No (tried)
Motive	Being rejected, Misogyny, Islamophobia

On day April 24th, 2025, 15-year-old Justin Adar Polat, a frenchcel student with Turkroach ancestry went into a stabbing spree, killing his crush for rejecting him and wounding 3 other classmates before he was V&.

Le Attack

Same date, April 24th of 2025. Justin, who was wearing all black, a balaclava and a helmet, entered his school, the " Our Lady of All Helps High School" in Nantes, France, armed with a folding knife and a hunting knife and a fake gun. It was also reported that Justin was wearing steel-toe boots, sunglasses and headphones. Justin, in the 2nd floor, spots his hot baddie crush, Lorène who rejected Justin for being a creep and an islamophobic nazi. Lorène, after she saw Justin dressed like an attention clown, shouted like the teenaged girl she was. Lorène then, was raped by Justin's knife, 57 times and died at the spot. Justin, in the 1st floor, begins a small stabbing spree, wounding 3 other students, 2 who were severely wounded, one of them almost lethal before he fled. Justin, after the evacuations and the cops entering the school building, stabbed himself in the forehead and hand, only wounding himself with minor injuries. He asked to be shot down by an officer, like Kip, but Justin finally was arrested after his poor high score attempt, leaving a cunt knifed down and 3 others in pain at the hospital, except him, because his self-inflicted knife injuries to the forehead and hand didn't work to become an hero.

Gallerié

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  Saint Justin by the Frenchcells

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20
Accuracy:	7/20 Regular stabbing spree aiming
Style:	6/20 Frenchcel and Islamophobic who ends game so fast
Butthurt:	5/20 Caused butthurt in France, overshadowed by other incidents
Bonus:	5/20 Killing crush for rejecting you. Take them, kid
Total Score: 24/100 (D-)

Baguettecel See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

See Also

• Misogynist terrorism
• TOW coverage

Karst Roeland Tates

Karst Roeland Tates
Nationality:	Dutch
Born	March 6, 1971
Died	May 1, 2009 (aged 38)
Highscore	Killed 7, Injured 10
Style	Carmageddon, Single player
An hero?	No

Karst Roeland Tates was a dutchfag who on April 30, 2009, both being important dates as it was the 64th anniversary of the suicide of Adolf Hitler and King's day (known as Koninginnedag in the netherlands), became worldwide famous for attempting to pull the first attack on the Dutch royal family by ranning them over, which he miserably failed after missing the main target and instead hitting a few random NPCs and then a random monument.

One day after the attempted regicide, he died due to brain injuries.

Graded Score
Kill count:	7/20 GTA: Ongezelligstan Edition
Accuracy:	5/20 Was SO close to hitting the family's bus, but missed
Style:	5/20 Attack against the ones in power
Butthurt:	10/20 Got decent coverage on the entire world
Bonus:	20/20 Accidental An hero
Total Score: 37/100 (D+)

GOTTA GO FAST See full ranking

Wanted Level:

National Guard

External Links

TOW Coverage

Kevin Neal

Kevin Janson Neal
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	5 killed, 18 injured
Style	FPS, Single player
Motive	white male rage, attempted loli hunting.
An Hero?	self-pwnd after getting into a shootout with the cops

On the night of November 13th, 2017, 44 year old Batshit Insane pissed off redneck Kevin Neal, a resident of the one horse town of Rancho Tehama, California shot and killed his wife and hid her body under the floors of the methed up trailer he and his now deceased ex-wife had been living in. After getting some much needed rest, Kevin continued his playthrough the following morning and fragged his neighbors whom he falsely thought were meth dealers. Kevin stole his neighbor's pickup truck and bumped into a car driven by some Injun lady (it is an Indian reservation after all) and her two kids, whom he all shot however none of them died. After failing to frag some injuns Kevin continued his spray and pray rampage by shooting at random cars and bystanders. Eventually arriving at the local Rancho Tehama Elementary School which had already gone on lockdown by the time he arrived because the school staff heard gunshots. Kevin ran onto the school's playground and started spray and praying at walls and windows, firing almost 100 rounds into the school's walls but not killing any kids due to his piss poor aim, although he managed to wound a random 6 year old spic with a stray bullet.

After failing to become the next Adam Lanza, Kevin dropped his rifle at the school and continued his playthrough of Grand Theft Redneck and crashed his stolen pickup truck into a random woman's vehicle, whom he shot and killed after the crash. Kevin shot and carjacked a random bystander who asked him if he was okay, unaware that Kevin had gone postal. Kevin's stolen pickup truck was eventually rammed and stopped by a cop from the nearby town of Corning along with a Tehama County sheriff's deputy who arrived in the town after someone called 911. After his truck was rammed into by the police, Kevin got into a 2v1 shootout with the responding officers but decided to ragequit right in the middle of it. Kevin is remembered by his community as a fucking psychopath who went postal out of nowhere, although he had been arrested earlier that year for assaulting his neighbors, which should've been a pretty fucking obvious sign that the guy was completely buttfucking insane. Although we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica remember Mr. Neal for being a fucking retard who couldn't even do the Number 1 Americunt pastime right.

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  The house where Kevin kicked off his rampage.
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  Someone actually married this psychopath.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	5/20 Did better than Randy Stair.
Accuracy:	3/20 Had shit aim.
Style:	5/20 Grand Theft Redneck spray an pray.
Butthurt:	5/20 Decent score for a small town, Shit score by American standards.
Bonus:	0/20 Became an hero in a 2v1 with small town cops.
Total Score: 18/100 (F---)

Grand Theft Redneck. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Kinga Herbut

Kinga Herbut
Born	Ca. 2003
Nationality:	Polish
Highscore	3 injured
Style	Hack'n'Slash, Single player
Motive	Bullying
An Hero?	No

On September 29th, 2020, 17-year-old Kinga Herbut after another day of bullying, decided to rampage in her classroom, before she was subdued with a chair, earning the nickname Chair Cuck and being V&.

Attack

Threat she made before her rampage

On September 29th, 2020, in High School no. 5 in Zielona Góra, Poland, Kinga, armed with 2 kitchen knives, slashed several classmates, 3 of those being injured, because they laughed at her, being the class sluts who got slashed. Kinga, after that, tried to do with other students, but... DEPLOY CHAIR. A chair stumbled across her path, hold by a male classmate and was subdued, disarmed and arrested. Kinga became officially the Chair Cuck like other losers. After her stabbing spree, when Among Us was the most popular game, her meme, apart from the chair cuck was Kinga was not the impostor, this only being in Poland.

Gallery

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  She before her phase that corrupted her
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  Evil Kinga >:)
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  Smurf Kinga
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  So many hearts indicates: femcel disease
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  Maybe that sweater was the reason why she was bullied

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 '
Accuracy:	2/20 Generic score
Style:	10/20 Like over 90% of school stabbing cases, bullying +5 more points for being female
Butthurt:	2/20 Nobody noticed
Bonus:	6/20 She stabber bonus Women cant kill
Total Score: 20/100 (F)

CHAIR CUCK See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

External Links

' Jewtube Channel of Kinga, still not being taken down. I wonder why?'

Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen

Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen
Nationality:	Inuit
Highscore	3 killed 2 injured
Style	Single player, Hack'n'Slash
An Hero?	Nope

Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen is a Greenlandic Inuit who killed three people and wounded two others with a hammer in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, Greenland in the early morning hours of February 8, 2012, before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. Epic win for him.

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  The house where Kununnguaq started his massacre.

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20 Mass attack
Accuracy:	12/20 More kills than wounded
Style:	4/20 No motive, just random attack
Butthurt:	1/20 Just Greenland and Dansk reported it
Bonus:	10/20 2nd Inuit massacre
Total Score: 30/100 (D)

Silver medal of Inuit's history See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Kujtim Fejzulai

Kujtim Fejzulai
Born	2000
Died	November 2, 2020 (Aged 20)
Nationality	"Austrian"
Highscore	4 Killed, 23 Injured
Style	FPS, Hack N' Slash, Singleplayer
An hero?	No, killed by the popo

Kujtim Fejzulai^☪ was an Austrian ISIS cocksucker of North Macedonian heritage who on November 2nd, 2020, shot and killed 4 people and injured 23 people others before being brutally and anally raped by bullets. This extremely shitty attack began on 20:00, Central European Time, when our buff goat-ass-destroyer, carrying some items in his inventory, which included a Zastava M70 assault rifle, TT pistol (I think? it kinda looks like one), Machete, and a fake suicide vest, started shooting several people in six different locations, Seitenstettengasse, Morzinplatz, Salzgries, Fleischmarkt, Bauernmarkt & Graben. It ended after der Polizei, stopped being the lazy faggots they are and quickly pulled their guns out of their assholes and killed kujtim on the spot.

GTA Online: Austria Edition Paki TV reports about it 2023 Trial Previous Video | Next Video

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	4/20 You had an automatic rifle and pistol, really?
Accuracy:	3/20 Low kill count, medium injury count
Style:	1/20 Another classical mudslime supremacist attack in europiss, Nothing. fucking. new.
Butthurt:	1/20 Memory holed becuz of covid and for the fact it was a pisslamic attack
Bonus:	0/20 No bonuses for you, FAGGOT
Total Score: 9/100 (F-)

Even Zaniar Matapour and Abdul Razak Ali Artan did better, fuck off. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

External Links

• TOW Coverage

Lee Hung-yuan

Lee Hung-yuan
Nationality:	真正的中国男孩
Highscore	4 kills, 1 injury
Style	FPS, Single player, Easy mode*
An Hero?	No, got the death penalty lol
Motive	Soyence dispute, Atheism

A long, long time ago there was a volcano Living all alone in the middle of the sea. And from his lava a joyous Island called Taiwan (Dumpling scribble: 항문 침투) would rise from the deep. This volcanic island which was made into a safe and sound paradise by banning guns^卐 would become ensnared in a Libtard terrorist attack on July 14, 2022 when Lee Hung-yuan got into some bullshit dispute with his employer at shit no one cares about. He then got a 205th Arsenal (Taiwan's state -owned arms manufacturer) T75, which is some shitty ching chong copy of the Beretta 92fs, which was acquired illegally, went to the research center, and shot everyone up. What was devastating about this tragedy is that this time the criminal didn't care about the law. Who could have seen this coming?

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: Armaments Bureau T75	Dumpling Nigger clone of the Beretta 92fs. 19~25 Damage
Perk: Atheism	Double damage against Christfags.

Graded Score
Kill count:	4/20 Kretschmer did it better
Accuracy:	16/20 Only 1 survivor
Style:	20/20 Mass shooting in a country with 0 guns per capita
Butthurt:	2/20 Unlike AmeriKKKa, Taiwan doesn't make its scorers fucking celebrities
Bonus:	10/20 Tried to save the island from the dangerous Azn infection
Total Score: 52/100 (E-)

Taipei Tarrant See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze

Lev Romanovich Bidjakov & Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde
Nationality:	Ruskie
Highscore	13 injured
Style	CO-OP Mode Hack'n'Slash
An Hero?	No (they tried)

Lev Bidjakov (Bidzhakov) and Alexander Buslidze, were residents of Perm who on 15th January 2018 caused a mass stabbing at School No. 127 in Perm. Since they couldn't kill one person, they decided to stab each other. Alexander was even able to jump out of a window but unfortunately he failed and suffered fractures. Lev Bidzhakov was sentenced by the Motovilikha district court of Perm to 9 years and 8 months in prison. His accomplice Alexander Buslidze was declared insane in September 2018 and sent to mandatory treatment.

Lore

Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde was born on 15th may 2001, Alexander, wanted to become An Hero in sometimes but all failed beacause his father or mother caught him in the act.
Lev Romanovich Bidzhakov was born on 2nd august 2001, He was an excellent student and winner of an Olympiad in his light past. In 2012, at the age of 11, Lev beat other students in the olympiads . He was registered in a psychoneurological dispensary. Lev also used drugs to calm his impulses. In December 2017, Lev mixed alcohol with energy drinks, drank it and came to the school drunken as fuck.

The Stabbing

The fail scene

On 15th January 2018, Lev and Alexander at 10:20 AM, entred to the primary school using a old pass card. Lev and Alexander, they took out their knives and tried to beat Bichivin's high score. In room 308, they began their bloodbath by stabbing the teacher and several children. The teacher protected the children from these absolute fails and they left the classroom. After the attack, our heroes tried to commit suicide by stabbing each other with knives. Buslidze tried to jump out of a window and Bidjakov tried to bleed to death on the floor.

Gallery

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  Yes, Lev wasn't gay
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  Fanart of some mass shooters. Lev is the second one going from left to right.
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  Lev bleeding
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  Lev V&
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  Lev giving some cringe
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  Lev, with a alcoholic junkie face
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  He was an actual junkie after all
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Graded score

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 Seriously?
Accuracy:	3/20 Bad and cheap columbine copycat
Style:	10/20 Good for doing on CO-OP mode
Butthurt:	2/20 Almost no one cried. Only butthurt in Perm region and other cities in Russia
Bonus:	0/20 Nope
Total Score: 15/100 (F---)

Gay Lovers See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Longo Dhendonga

Irony
Longo Dhendonga
Nationality:	Doctor Congo
Highscore	14 dead, 10 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

A nigger and soldier from Congo that in July 2020 got wayyyy too drunk, entered a marketplace and pwned any villager unfortunate enough to cross his path, ultimately ridding the gene pool of the fair amount of 14 fellow niggers before being captured by authorities.

LETS BE SOLDIERS

Graded Score
Kill count:	14/20 Not bad for a drunk nigger.
Accuracy:	16/20 4 injured.
Style:	10/20 Negra rage.
Butthurt:	2/20 Africa lol.
Bonus:	12/20 Black on black violence.
Total Score: 54/100 (D)

Shit was easier back in the days. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

Ľubomír Harman

Ľubomír Harman
Born	March 31, 1962
Died	August 30, 2010 (aged 48)
Nationality:	Slovak
Highscore	Killed 7, injured 15
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Ľubomír was an 48 year old man who went amok in Bratislava before commiting suicide after being shot by police.

Ľubomír's life

Ľubomír, studied on a forestry high school. In his karate school, Ľubomír was described as "quiet but not a loner". Another classmate describe him as a "Normal kid, without any class of fear". On the early 80's, Ľubomír went through the compulsory military service, but never became a professional soldier and hadn't any criminal record.

On 10th January 1998, became a member in a gun club, in the "Club of Reserve Soldiers 008 Fox", Bratislava. Also, had 4 works, but he was recognised more when he worked as a boilerman. His workmates called him "Silent Face". One of the workmates declared "He worked and worked and worked, he listened, but did not talk". Also was describe as " an ideal employee". During the 2000's, he worked in mainly in maintenance in different heater rooms in Bratislava. Since 1 August 2008, Ľubomír loses his job and became unemployed. Ľubomír, was receiving 118€ welfare each month . Months before the massacre, in early 2010, he participated in a shooting competition.

The Rampage

Ľubomír, at 9:40 a.m, had a discussion with his neighbours, some romainians. Ľubomír, pissed off about it, grabs an VZ .58 rifle and begins to score them in that floor pwning 5 NPCs. Exits the building and encounters a man, who was a familiar of the dead people and scores him after watching the dead corpses of his family, wounding him first before shooting him again scoring him down to death. Then encounters while walking, an old man who was scared of the shots and got shot wounding and failing to score him. At 9:45 a.m, went amok in the Devínska Nová Ves neighbourhood, shooting the balconies scoring another person and failing to score 14 people before getting in a shootout with the police. The police shot and fatally wounded him. Ľubomír, escaped and manage to shot himself in the chin, instantly killing him, making his dead body a gory scene.

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  Wide, as a Dank Meme
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  Shooting practice
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  Lubo was scaring an owl with a broom
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  It was raining actually
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  Potential victory
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  STEP THE FUCK OFF! Ľubomir is walking arround
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  Its DJ Lubomir here
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  Lose and iShot? This page contains "Hrdina"
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  Menaced
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  Actually the best Pokemon card
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  Vypijeme tú vodku.

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Graded Score
Kill count:	7/20 '
Accuracy:	5/20 Did you really practice?
Style:	15/20 Slovak Rambo.
Butthurt:	15/20 Yes, a lot of people cried.
Bonus:	15/20 For an hero after being shot by police.
Total Score: 57/100 (D+)

Actual Slovak High Score See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

Lulz Sources

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Luca Traini

Luca Traini
Nationality:	Wop
Highscore	0 dead, 5 injured
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Sadly, no. V& for 12 years
Motive	Anti jogger activism

Luca Tranny was the Epic Fail Guy of Italy and retarded neo-nazi that tried killing some niggers as revenge for some cracker whore getting cut up and stuffed into a suitcase by a wog. He was 28 years old during the epic fail shooting and ended up getting v& by mods. The only reason anyone cared about this loser was because it happened during an election. He also was a big fan of Mussolini, who wasn't even racist for most of his political career. The only other reason this loser is even worth mentioning is because fellow honkey Brenton Tarrant put his name on one of his gunz. As if this guy wasn't enough of a fag he even expressed Troll's Remorse after Christchurch!

The shooting

Loadout

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: 9mm Glock 17 Gen3 semi-automatic pistol	A pistol or revolver can actually be deadly in the hands of some people, just not this pastanigger. +12-25 Damage
Perk: Buck Breaker	Boosts damage dealt to those of the nigra persuasion by 50%. Noise levels increase police response time dramatically. (+50% Damage dealt to blacks)
Spell: Nazi	Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.

K so basically on February 3rd, 2018, Tranny drove a black car with a pistol to some nog neighborhood, and, in a Bissonnette-esque bit of irony, did a drive by shooting like a complete retard and only ended up wounding like, 5 blacks. Adjusting for the math, he actually only wounded about 3 people. The mods and jury felt so much pity for him they decided to only sentence him to a 12 year ban.

Ban tactical assault politicians

The (((media))), always quick to capitalize off a tragedy, decided that instead of covering the lives with the people who, you know, got fucking shot, blamed some politician named Matteo Salvini because Tranny was in his political party Lega Nord for like 5 seconds. Salvini responded by pointing out the attack wouldn't have happened at all if the left hadn't let in illegal immigrants, which of course is basically the equivalent to murder in bolshevik Europe. tl;dr STOP WHITE GENOCIDE

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Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 Epic fail
Accuracy:	0/20 Did a drive-by like a retard. You're not a crip, Luca!
Style:	4/20 Lulzy irony, but got captured and expressed troll's remorse like a bitch
Butthurt:	8/20 Only Italians cared, random politician got blamed
Bonus:	10/20 Inspired Saint Tarrant, only got a 12 year sentence
Total Score: 22/100 (E-)

Mussolini is disappointed in you!

See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Kindergarten Crossing Guard

C Also

• Brenton Tarrant - Mentioned Luca after his kebab removing
• Dylann Roof
• Payton Gendron
• Ryan Palmeter

Marco Velásquez González

Marco Velásquez González
Nationality:	Chilean
Highscore	Killed 2, injured 0
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yup
Motive	Depression and Bullying

In 2019, an imbecile named Marco Velásquez González became famous for committing a shooting at his military school, as with other Chileans like M.A.C. and Iván Arancibia Navarro, sniping two of his superiors as retaliation for being bullied and raped. It is known that he had a difficult childhood, some time later, he got depression when his classmates bullied him, later in 2018, he had his weapons defense in his military school because he was studying as a Chilean soldier at his school. Unfortunately, Marco's Facebook account is deleted, considering it Lost Media, but he posted a sad manifesto, where he said "In confinement for life," with the song by Venezuelan gay rapper Canserbero.

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High Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	2/20 AlGore would be proud
Accuracy:	20/20 No survivors.
Style:	10/20 Got revenge on his bullies
Butthurt:	5/20 Forgotten quickly, even in Chile
Bonus:	5/20 For An Heroing.
Total Score: 42/100 (C)

I am... in a world... of shit! See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

External Links

• TOW coverage

Marek Nowak

Marek Nowak
Nationality:	Pole
Highscore	0 dead, 2 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injured 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.

The shooting

El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a black powder revolver around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard surrendered and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.

Motive

The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about Cockumbine on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife, but didn't hurt any of them. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as irrational. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20
Accuracy:	0/20 Fail
Style:	2/20 Columbine copycat
Butthurt:	2/20 Poland crazed about 3 days
Bonus:	0/20 Fuck you
Total Score: 4/100 (F------------)

Sebastian Bosse's schizophrenic son See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Kindergarten Crossing Guard

Master Phasid Trutassanawin

Master Phasid Trutassanawin
Born	September 21st, 2009
Nationality:	Thai
Highscore	3 dead, 4 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

Master Phasid Trutassanawin / พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน, was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&

Lulzfest

Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by BTS Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid surrendered as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.

Investigation

A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall. Phasid, the edgelord, believed that some random was "Telling him who to shoot " and that he also believed that someone was about to attack him, so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.

Gallery

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  His shitty ass student ID

High Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20 Mass shooting
Accuracy:	8/20 Didn't Headshot
Style:	15/20 Schizophrenic who believes they are going to kill him
Butthurt:	7/20 News coverage but got forgotten on 100 miliseconds
Bonus:	0/20 '
Total Score: 40/100 (E)

Jori Lasonen's asian lost brother See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

See Also

• Panya Khamrab: Thailand's highest score
• Jakrapanth Thomma: Thailand's former highest score

Mattias Flink

Mattias Flink
Nationality:	Swede
Highscore	7 dead, 3 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

MFW: I walk out of prison after pwning 7 n00bs

On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old army officer Mattias Flink got drunk as fuck and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in Sweden to go for the High Score. He came across six wimmin of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two police officers who quickly shot him in the hip, causing him to collapse and get v&.

Mattias had a history of mental health issues and was described as having some kind of resentment towards women. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women.

After the dust had settled he was sentenced to life in prison. However; due to Sweden being on Easy difficulty, Mattias was released in 2014, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.

Graded Score
Kill count:	7/20 Three injured.
Accuracy:	12/20 Did alright being drunk and all.
Style:	13/20 Rambo.
Butthurt:	11/20 Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much.
Bonus:	20/20 Got released.
Total Score: 63/100 (C-)

The Swedish Champion lol nope See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Mauricio Martinez Garcia

Mauricio Martinez Garcia
Born	October 24, 1989
Died	May 6, 2023 (aged 33)
Nationality:	Spic
Highscore	Killed 8, injured 7
Style	FPS, Single Player
An Hero?	No (killed by police)
Motive	Muddy Nazi

Mauricio Martinez Garcia^卐 was a self-proclaimed white supremacist (despite the fact that he was a spic) and former security guard who decided that Audrey Hale's 2023 lulzfest wasn't enough, and decided to aim for the High Score by going on a generic AR-15 mass shooting in a mall in Gunland. However, he only managed to slaughter 8 n00bs before being dropped by the cops. Among his victims were 3 gooks (who all had the surname "Cho"), 2 fellow spic kids, and an Indian. The shooting gained a decent amount of notoriety, with even Pedo Joe going on his usual whining about banning 'assault weapons'. Fun fact, he worked for the same security company as Omar Mateen. Online, he frequented the r/masskillers subreddit and may have even been a lurker right here on ED!

Fakk U!

External Links

• His ok.ru profile Shoa'd
  • (Archived: (Wayback Machine) (archive))
  • Browse statuses
• PsycoVision 5 Archive

Last vid he uploaded.

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Graded Score
Kill count:	8/20 7 injured
Accuracy:	11/20
Style:	10/20 Basic bitch mass shooting
Butthurt:	10/20 Nazi tattoos, Definitely a true Aryan despite actually being an illegal
Bonus:	5/20 Wrecked by the cops.
Total Score: 44/100 (F)

Shouldn't have played on Nightmare Difficulty, especially shouldn't have done it when cops were right around the corner See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Mehmet Vukalić

Mehmet Vukalić
Nationality:	Törnjak
Occupation	Janitor
High Score	killed 3
Style:	FPS, single player
An Hero	tried, lol
Motive	Spoiled rotten

On August 21, 2024, Mehmet Vukalić^☪, a School janitor, war survivor, and military-grade manchild went on a shooting spree at the school he worked at beause his sorry ass was being fired for being a shit janitor. He was reported to have issues stemming from the Bosnian genocide, which is something that the smartest of us know was a false flag by the united nations. He then got an Assault rifle, headed to the school he worked at, and shot and killed 3 people before trying to kill himself by shooting himself in the chest because this narcissistic fuck couldn't stand to ruin his beautiful face. He only killed 3 and injured himself, was V&, and will never see the light of day again. You happy faggot?

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20 not good, considering his weapon
Accuracy:	15/20 only injured himself
Style:	5/20 "bEtTeR gIbE mE mUh lIvInG wAgE NOw lOL"
Butthurt:	1/20 nobody cares faggot
Bonus:	0/20 you don't deserve one
Total Score: 24/100 (F-)

go put a lemon up your asshole See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

See also

Sulejman Talovic - more proof that these retarded animals are shit at scoring and shouldn't touch a gun ever

Menhaz Zaman

Manhaz IRL vs. Menhaz in-game.
Born	circa. 1996
Nationality:	Bangladeshi-Canadian
Highscore	Killed 4
Style	Hack'N'Slash, Single Player
An Hero?	No
Motive	living a double life

In Perfect World, Menhaz Zaman is an elf priest who wields a magical banana wand of maximum potassium and doesn't afraid of anything, but in the real world, he is a fat Canadian hiding from his problems while his parents believe he is off being successful at a prestigious university. Naturally, the only way to stop them from knowing that he's secretly been indulging in his fantasy world this whole time was to—in an act of what one might call atheist morality—kill his entire family so they would not have to be ashamed of him. Ere his would-be graduation date, Menhaz began picking off his family members and sending pics to the Perfect World Void Discord server. In total, he killed his mother, grandmother, sister and father in that order. Members of the Discord server began using their hax0r skills to triangulate the killer's location leading to his arrest.

Loadout

Class setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: Crowbar	Intense bashing DMG
Secondary: Knife	Random knife for the finishing move

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	4/20 Your family is dead now
Accuracy:	20/20 Discord haxxors couldn't stop him in time
Style:	5/20 familicide. Had time to nap and play video games between killing.
Butthurt:	3/20 Caused some disturbance in his local community
Bonus:	0/20 In the real world, you're the loser. In the gaming world, you're still the loser.
Total Score: 32/100 (F-)

Enjoy your Perfect World in prison! See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Anonymous

See Also

• An Halo
• Brandon Clark
• David Katz

External Links

• Discord Logs ^{(See removed posts: 1)}

Muryllo Martins

Muryllo Martins
Born:	Ca. 2010
Nationality:	BRAzilian
Highscore	3 injured
Style	Hack'n'Slash, Single Player
An Hero?	No

On April 11th 2023 at 8:00 AM, some brazilian 13-year-old edgelord by the name of Muryllo Martins, went on a knife rampage in his school in Brazil (Colégio Estadual Doutor Marco Aurélio), wounding 3 of his classmates before being V&. He also posted on Twitter some edgelord pictures. Wanna see them? Scroll down you faggot!

Gallery

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  Cringiest school stabber
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  You are only 13. Why do you want to go an hero amoklauf?
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  Next time, use that shotgun, faggot.

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 Ohh c'mon
Accuracy:	0.5/20 Wounded 3 fags
Style:	0.5/20 IDK
Butthurt:	1/20 Almost forgotten forever
Bonus:	0/20 No bonus
Total Score: 2/100 (F---------)

Shittiest brazilian school stabbing See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Karen

Myles Sanderson

Myles Brandon Sanderson
Nationality:	Injun
Highscore	11 dead, 18 injured
Style	Hack'n'Slash, Single player
An Hero?	Yes, via drug overdose

Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a coke-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by Damien stepping in to stop it they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.

3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an "unspecified medical distress" in police custody DRUGS!!! HE FUCKIN OD'D ON COKE!! He is an injun after all, wtf did you expect?

Graded Score
Kill count:	11/20 18 injured.
Accuracy:	7/20 Should've stabbed a little harder.
Style:	15/20 Injun rage.
Butthurt:	18/20 3-day manhunt and international news.
Bonus:	15/20 Killed his brother and played solo.
Total Score: 66/100 (C)

Injun rage See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

Na Teck Ker

Na Teck Ker
Nationality:	Malaysian
Born	ca. 1957
Highscore	Injured 6
Style	Hack'n'Slash Single player
An Hero?	No

Na Teck Ker, was a 42-year-old fisherman who on August 11, 1999, went into a stabbing spree at Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Yoke Kuan, Sekinchan, Malaysia before being V&.

Stabbing

That same day, after his "friends" humiliated him, armed with a parang, drove his motorbike to the Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Yoke Kuan, and after he parked, he set the bike on fire. Then, he clicked the play button, but being on Asia the button was "Paly" for him. Teck Ker began chasing the students of the school with his parang and slashing them, injuring in total 6 of them. After the stabbing spree, police arrested Teck Ker and was sentenced to only 3 years in prison. This loser was added here because somebody would remember him as one of the first malaysian school stabbers.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20
Accuracy:	3/20 Lame, lame, lame...
Style:	2/20 Why should children pay for your bullshit?
Butthurt:	0/20 Even the town forgot about it
Bonus:	0/20 No bonus 4 u, faggot!
Total Score: 5/100 (F-)

The sentence is well given for his score See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Nathan Gann

Nathan Gann
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Killed 1
Style	Hack'N'Slash, Single player
An Hero?	No

Nathan Gann was a YouTuber who murdered his stepfather. He also thought about killing his entire family, but failed because he was a faggot in 2009. Curiously, he was one of the first old murderous YouTubers..

Graded Score
Kill count:	2/20 0 injured.
Accuracy:	9/20
Style:	10/20 you only killed one person.
Butthurt:	4/20 FAIL.
Bonus:	0/20 You FUCK You
Total Score: 25/100 (F)

faggot and loser See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

His Accounts

• Nathan Gann - Nathan Gann's YouTube channel, which is currently abandoned

Nathaniel Jouett

Nathaniel Jouett
Nationality:	Americunt
Born	January 8th, 2001 (24-years-old)
Highscore	Killed 2 old librarians and injured 4.
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No, surrendered

This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, New Mexico in 2017. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. More information

Graded Score
Kill count:	2/20 4 injured.
Accuracy:	9/20
Style:	10/20 Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common.
Butthurt:	4/20 Nobody really gave a fuck.
Bonus:	0/20 You already got your dick wet though why did you do it?
Total Score: 25/100 (F)

Fuck outta here normiefag See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Nicolae Lungu

Nicolae Lungu
Nationality:	Romanian
Highscore	7 dead, 6 injured
Style	Single Player, Hack N'Slash
An Hero?	No

Nicolae Lungu was the sapoca hospital murderer, on 18th august 2019 at 3:00 AM killed 7 hospital patients and injured 6 more with a IV stand for infusions.

Years before the attack, Nicolae beated his mother when he was drunk.

Graded Score
Kill count:	7/20 not bad for a crazy gypsy
Accuracy:	11/20 He killed more people than he injured
Style:	10/20 Hack n'Slash
Butthurt:	8/20 Only popular case on romania, other countries didnt care the incident
Bonus:	10/20 For using a IV stand to his incident
Total Score: 46/100 (D-)

He dont have balls to kill more people in the hospital. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Poliția Română

Oguzhan Sert

Oguzhan Sert
Nationality:	Mixed Breed Canuck
Highscore	1 kill, 1 injured
Style	Hack'N'Slash, Single player
An Hero?	No
Motive	Incel beliefs

Oguzhan Sert is a half-Mexican half-Turkish mongrel who on February 24th, 2020, attacked an erotic spa in Toronto, Canada in the name of the Incel Rebellion. Armed with a machete engraved with the words "thot slayer" and dressed in a matrix costume, he penetrated his 17-incher 42 times into 24-year old baby-mama Ashley Noell Arzaga. The owner of the spa, a woman, who surprisingly wasn't armed like any owner of an erotic place would be — and you know she'd be good with a pump-action shotgun — subjugated the attacker after an erotic wrestling sesh with him while sustaining serious injuries to her arm and finger, but still managing to disarm Oguzhan and incapacitate him with a stab to the back.

The only known picture of this squeaker appears to be a highly pixelated portrait, making him the literal definition of "I'm going to kill you (in Minecraft)" and also a Minecraft skin IRL. He was inspired by The Supreme Gentleman and Alek Minassian, and was the first person in Canada to be charged with terrorism because of a misogynist ideology. He described himself as a "Proud Incel" on his Steam account. After the incident, a note was found on his body which read "Long Live the Incel Rebellion." He told paramedics that he intended to kill everyone in the building and was glad to have killed at least one person. When asked by police why he identified as an incel, he said "You don't choose to become an incel. You are born one." During his sentencing, he expressed regret, claiming that "it wasn't worth it". Future incel killers, take note.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20 IF SHE BREATHS... SHE'S A THOT!!!1!!
Accuracy:	10/20 swung at 2 people. struck 2 people.
Style:	5/20 less impressive Aaron Long.
Butthurt:	15/20 First Canadian to be charged for being an incel.
Bonus:	10/20 Going in mele.
Total Score: 41/100 (C,)

IF SHE BREATHS... SHE'S A THOT!!!1!! See full ranking

Wanted Level:
___________________

___________________

Madam

See Also

• Alek Minassian
• Elliot Rodger
• Robert Aaron Long

External Links

• TOW coverage

Owen Lawrence

Owen "Oz" Lawrence
Born	c. 1987
Died	April 28, 2025 (aged 38)
Nationality:	Chav
Highscore	Injured 2
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Surprisingly, yes!
Motive	Columbiner/Tarrantula

Owen "Oz" Lawrence was a chav who decided to commit his so-called "Otley Run Massacre" in Leeds, England, on April 26, 2025. How did he commit a massacre in a Eurocucked country with insane gun control? A shitload of CO2 pellet guns and a crossbow. Ended up wounding two foids before he gave up and shot himself in the neck with one of his "guns", dying two days later. It's kind of impressive he managed to kill himself with such a meme "weapon". The motive? SIEGE™ Mask terrorism, self-diagnosed autism, and a strong obsession with mass killers. As a 38-year-old mixture of being a Columbiner and Tarrantula, he is the oldest member of either of those groups. Fucking manchild. Oh, he was also a Randy Stair fanboy.

Gallery

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  Final Facebook post
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Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 The Otley Run what now?
Accuracy:	0.5/20 Shot into a crowd and only walked away with 2 injured
Style:	0.5/20 That fucking mask! I hate it!
Butthurt:	5/20 Ban tactical crossbows!
Bonus:	7/20 For committing suicide with an airgun
Total Score: 13/100 (F-----)

Natural selection indeed. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

External Links

•  oz.lawrence.5 BALEETED!!
• ozmacg19
• templar2083
• intra66619

Pere Puig

Pere Puig Puntí
Nationality:	Dago
Highscore	4 dead
Style	Singleplayer
An Hero?	No

Pere Puig Puntí,was a 57 year old spainard who killed 4 people on a bar and a office in the town of Olot, Catalonia, Spain, before surrendering

La Masacre de Olot

On 14 December 2010, Pere Puig, planed the lulzfest and arrived at a local bar at 8:30 AM. Then, talks with a random person for a while. Pere arrives at La Cuina de l'Anna a at 9:10 AM and starts the shooting with his .338 caliber Winchester Magnum rifle, killing Joan Tubert, 62, and Àngel Tubert, 35, father and son and owners of the company "Construciones Tubert S.L.", where the shooter was contrated until being fired. After his epic revenge, droves his blue Suzuki all-road car and arrives on local Caja del Mediterráneo's ofice, at 9:21 AM. At the same hour, begans to shoot again and kills two employees -Anna Pujol, 56, and Rafael Turró, 46-,both dying instantly. After he exits the office, surrenders to police and gets arrested. On June 26, 2018, Pere died on Terrassa penitentiary hospital pavilion. Puig was diagnosed with cancer.

Citados y Galeria

	“	Hace frio, eh?	„
	—Random Guy

	“	Its cold outside, eh?	„
	—Translation

	“	Dentro de nada voy a entrar en calor	„
	—Pere Puig being a absolute psycho

	“	I'm going to warm up soon	„
	—Translation

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  Pere in action

La puntuanción

Graded Score
Kill count:	4/20
Accuracy:	20/20 All kills
Style:	15/20 Sheriff style shooting
Butthurt:	9/20 Iberian Peninsula shocked until 2010 New Year's Eve
Bonus:	10/20 For successing on the revenge on his boss
Total Score: 58/100 (D+)

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Wanted Level:
___________________

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Petter Kyvik

Petter Kristian Kyvik
Nationality:	Norwegian
Highscore	4 injured
Style	Bomberman
An Hero?	No

During the night of May 1st, 1979, a small bomb went off near a government building, injuring two police officers and a 25-year-old man who lost some of his toes. The next day, another small bomb was thrown into a crowd during a communist-march. A security guard picked the bomb up, thinking it was a smoke-bomb. When it detonated, he lost several fingers and toes.

Investigation

As police began investigating the bombings, they realized the bombs were made from the same materials, meaning the two events were likely related. The suspect was quickly identified as Petter Kristian Kyvik^卐, trainee military officer and member of Norwegian Front. Petter explained that he had stolen the bomb materials from his dad's basement, and snitched on a leader of Norwegian Front for giving him the orders. He was sentenced to 5 years in prsion, stating "For the glory of the fatherland" during sentencing.

Aftermath

After serving a few months, Petter escaped from prison only to be recaptured quickly. He escaped again in 1981, this time with more success. After being hospitalized, somehow he was able to escape to the French foreign legion, only to escape from them as well in 1982, this time to the Norwegian embassy. He was extradited and served his time, only to be released in 1983.

Petter and an accomplice were again arrested in 1983, after robbing a sports shop for 13 rifles and 6 shotguns. He was reported to have been fighting with protesters outside the US embassy in 1987, and later worked as a security guard for another far-right politician.

In 2011, Petter spectated Anders Behring Breivik's trial, but was asked to leave.

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20
Accuracy:	4/20 Caused a bit of damage, crippling police officers and filthy commies.
Style:	3/20 Failed and snitched.
Butthurt:	15/20 Escaped several times, causing a major headache for the authorities.
Bonus:	10/20 Showed his support to the local Justiciar Knight Commander.
Total Score: 32/100 (D-)

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Wanted Level:

Police Force

Quornelius Samentrio Radford

Quornelius Samentrio Radford
Nationality:	Basketball Americunt
Highscore	5 injured
Style	FPS, Single player
Motive	Under investiagtion
An Hero?	No

Quornelius Samentrio Radford, was a 28-year-old african-american who on August 6, 2025, went Fort Hood at the Fort Stewart Base, Georgia, before being V&

Shooting

That day, Quornelius, at 10:56 am, rocked out with his Glock out at the Fort Stewart Base, wounding 5 of them. The shooting, after 8 lame minutes of a shitty shooting, his soldier peers tackled him down, so he couldn't get a good high score and was V& in place.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20
Accuracy:	2/20 Asa Coon in base
Style:	3/20 Fort Hood: Georgia edition
Butthurt:	7/20 Too much attention for a lame shooting
Bonus:	0/20 No bonus, nigger
Total Score: 13/100 (F)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Rafael Solich

Rafael Solich
Nationality:	Argie
Highscore	3 killed, 5 injured
Style	Single player, FPS
An Hero?	Sadly, no

Rafael "Juniors" Solich^卐𖤐 was a 15 year old 100% white Aryan Argentine who - aided by his daddy's Navy-supplied handgun - decided to make this world a better place.

Getting bored of scribbling edgelord shit (and Pink Floyd lyrics) on his desk, he decided to spice up class by whipping out a pistol, getting to the front of the class, and spray 'n' praying, sniping 3 of his classmates and injuring another 5. He also wrote "EVERYONE MUST DIE" on the chalkboard before getting V&. Seeing as how his city, Carmen de Patagones, is a rural shithole in Southern Argentina who no one cares about, this actually made national news for a while.

He was declared too young to be persecuted and subsequently acquitted. Solich now spends his days as a jobless NEET who mooches off government unemployment moneys.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: Browning Pistol	daddy's Navy-supplied handgun 17-24 Damage
Perk 1: Schizophrenia	Increases damage to all targets including yourself.
Perk 2: Columbine Copycat	Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.
Spell: Nazi	Double damage against non-Aryans and Jews.

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20 Fair enough for a single pistol
Accuracy:	10/20 At least he knew to aim for the head
Style:	8/20 Columbine copycat, with shittier ammo
Butthurt:	10/20 Argies still remember his name to this day
Bonus:	12/20 For being acquitted and mooching off NEETbux
Total Score: 43/100 (D)

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Wanted Level:

Police Force

Raymond Spencer

Raymond Spencer
Born	February 19, 1999
Died	April 22, 2022 (aged 23)
Nationality:	Amerimutt
Highscore	4 injured
Style	Single player, Camping
An Hero?	Yes

Raymond Spencer was a 23-year-old mutt who shot and injured 4 people while camping in an apartment before becoming an hero. He was also the retarded long-lost brother of fellow camper Brenda Spencer, who killed 2 and injured 9 by shooting up a school.

Shooting

Before he went postal, Raymond modified his four rifles to fire full-auto. He then attached a scope cam to one of the rifles and started recording. At 3:17 PM, he began shooting at the school by hitting the windows, injuring 2 students. Then he shot at the street, injuring a random officer who was trying to take cover from the rampage. After that, he hit his last victim, a random woman. Raymond reloaded and continued shooting randomly but nobody was injured. Getting bored, he stopped his shootout and the recording and edited the school's Wikipedia page, reporting, "A basedman shot at the school on April 22, 2022. The suspect is still at large." and posted the gameplay footage on 4chan's /pol/ board. Raymond then became an hero and ended the shooting.

Gallery & Gameplay

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  When you snipe 4 n00bs in a school but they all survive.
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  His bedroom. Notice the Yakub poster on the wall.
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  His guns.
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  The bed, unmade.
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  The local school after Spencer's fail.
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  Brenda Spencer style.
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  A foreskin nationalist.
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  His 4chan post. He even specified a license for his video.

NEED AIMBOT
(Original higher quality video. Look closely and you can see the kids in the school as well as the bullet holes.)

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 No kills
Accuracy:	1/20 Same score as Asa
Style:	9/20 Camper. Even Martin Peyerl did it better
Butthurt:	1/20 Nobody gives a fuck
Bonus:	5/20 For becoming an hero
Total Score: 16/100 (E-)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

External Links

• TOW coverage - You don't really need this, since we have more info.

Reed Wischhusen

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Reed Wischhusen
Born	March 20, 1991 (34 years old)
Nationality:	Britfag
Highscore	Crazy handful of nothin'
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Failed at it twice with TWO diferent methods

The story of Reed Wischhusen: Depressed adult autist warehouse worker was denied a shotgun license writes a manifesto listing all the people who wronged him in his life all while building a small army's worth of improvised firearms, including a machine gun made from scratch, multiple modified blank pistols, knives, body armor, and an illegally-bought meme-ass 19th century rifle. The plan? Take out everyone who had mistreated him in life, Hitman-style, with a silenced gun, before making his way to his old highschool and executing every single teacher and throwing around some pipe bombs to get revenge on his bullies. Topped it all off with a a much-needed visit to the local police station where he would either directly commit An Hero or force the piggies to the job for him. Also obsessed with Raoul Moat and Thomas Hamilton.

Where could such an intricately-designed plan, complete with his own fake police outfit go wrong? He bought like 500 rounds rounds of blank ammunition at once, tipping off the party van. Pigs proeceded to show up at his house on November 28, 2022, asking what was going on, they found his fake uniform and decided to bring him in for questioning. Our boy Reed goes off to the bathroom to commit suicide, except his modified blank bullet doesn't even penetrate his skull. Rushed out the bathroom with his pistol in hand to try and suicide by cop, except he failed at that too and was only shot and wounded in the chest while he screamed and cried that he didn't want to live anymore.

During his trial, he claimed he was only interested in tinkering with homemade guns and had no actual desire to carry out his manifesto's "plans", which were actually just a "therapeutic" fantasy. Really nigga? Jury didn't believe his bullshit and instead V& him for life with a minimum term of 12 years. Yet another Britfag school attack failure, and he couldn't even rank up any compensation prize kills like Rudakubanana and El Che de la Escopeta could.

Really good mini-documentary on the subject

Gallery

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  his manifesto
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  converted blank gun, tried to commit suicide with it
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  Improvised 9mm submachine gun
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  compressed air rifle
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  You will still never be Anders.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 Epic fail guy
Accuracy:	0/20 You couldn't even shoot a cop! You get NOTHING!
Style:	5/20 Improvised arsenal is actually pretty badass I won't lie
Butthurt:	5/20 Trial was surprisingly highly prolific, will now be forgotten to the annals of history
Bonus:	5/20 For making actual badass weapons. A few minus points for failing to commit suicide, though.
Total Score: 15/100 (F-)

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Wanted Level:

Police Force

External Links

•  rwischhusen1
•  ReedWischhusen
•  reedwischhusen
• Reed Wischhusen (Packagebuilder)
• Account on some UK hunting website

Ricardo Barreda

Ricardo Barreda
Born	June 16, 1936
Died	May 25, 2020 (aged 83)
Nationality:	Argentinian
Highscore	Killed 4, injured 0
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No, pwned by heart attack

Ricardo Alberto Barreda, nicknamed "Conchita", was an Argentine truecel and oldfag dentist born on June 16, 1936, who murdered 4 of his family members (all were femoids) on November 15, 1992, because he had been suffering mistreatment from them.

Graded Score
Kill count:	4/20
Accuracy:	20/20 No injuries
Style:	4/20
Butthurt:	5/20 Classical sudaka familicide, nothing new.
Bonus:	18/20 Got sanctified, which still continues to trigger many feminazis to this day.
Total Score: 51/100 (C-)

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Wanted Level:

Police Force

External Links

• TOW coverage
• Spic version, which has more info on it

Robério Souza de Oliveira

Robério Souza de Oliveira
Nationality:	Brazilian
Highscore	7 injured
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Robério was a farmer that on August 6, 2001, he returned to his old school and in search of a high score, armed with a Shotgun he shot and wounded 7 people, before escaping and Anheroes in the head.

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20
Accuracy:	0.5/20 Fail
Style:	3/20 Schizo
Butthurt:	3/20
Bonus:	0/20
Total Score: 6.5/100 (F----------)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Robert Crayton Jr.

Robert Crayton Jr.
Nationality:	Nigger
Highscore	4 dead
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Some small-time actor killed his family. Starred in minor roles in various movies and TV-shows.

Graded Score
Kill count:	4/20 Crappy family killer
Accuracy:	20/20 None injured during the massacre
Style:	0/20 Family killing, so common
Butthurt:	8/20 Not so much butthurt
Bonus:	20/20 For an hero
Total Score: 52/100 (D+)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

External links

• Robert Crayton

Roger Kjetså

Roger Kjetså
Born	January 12, 1977
Died	January 13, 2002 (aged 25)
Nationality:	Norwegian
Highscore	3 dead, 1 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	Yes

Roger was a 25-year-old Norwegian gas station employee and soldier for the home guard. On his 25th birthday he would end up killing three people and critically injuring one more with his service rifle.

The Shooting

While hosting a birthday party for himself with his friends, an argument broke out over someone else drinking his liqour without permission and Roger went into a blind rage, screaming at everyone present to get the fuck out of there. Some of his closest friends stayed behind a little while trying to calm him down and offering to stay with him, but Roger refused and told them he would go to sleep for the night. The unsuspecting friends subsequently left the house to regroup at another friend's house to keep the party going.

At this point, Roger geared up in his army uniform, grabbed his AG-3 and 100 rounds of ammunition before setting out to follow his friends to their hideout to fucking end them all.

After some more heavy partying, Roger's best friend (who hosted the current party) was found sitting in a chair with a bullet hole in his throat. The one who discovered him was suddenly hit in the arm and leg and tried to run away, only to get hit four more times in the back. The first victim's parents were also killed in a separate room. People freaked out and called police, who arrived at the house over an hour later. In total, 78 bullet holes were found in the house.

At this point, Roger called the emergency services several times to explain he had done something terrible, but was dismissed. Witnesses described seeing the young man pacing back and forth in the wintery conditions, smoking and talking into a phone. Roger made his way to a small shed 50 meters away from the initial crime scene, texted his friends his last message and blew his brains out with his AG-3.

	“	Well, that's it. I am no longer in this world.	„
	—Message #1

	“	I am taking my life now. Don't message me back. I am not here.	„
	—Message #2

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Gallery

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  Roger (middle) celebrating his birthday, few hours before everything went wrong.
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  "Here is the triple-murderer and his best friend. Few hours later, they were both dead." "In this picture, Roger Kjetså (to the left) together with his friend Christian Tufto. Later the same evening he kills his friend, his parents and himself."
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  Cops outside the house where it all took place.
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  A rifle just like the one Roger used.
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  Suicide message. Translation is found above.
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  The shed in which Roger blew his brains out.

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20
Accuracy:	2/20 Did absolutely shit with a fully automatic battlerifle in a crowded house..
Style:	10/20 Rogue soldier.
Butthurt:	0/20 Nobody cares, even memoryholed in Norway although being one of the first proper mass shootings in modern times.
Bonus:	0/20
Total Score: 15/100 (F---)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Roman Gizatulin

Roman Gizatulin
Born	2011
Nationality:	Ruskie
Highscore	4 injured
Style	Single player, Hack'N'Slash
An Hero?	No

On the day 16th September 2024, when the country of Russia was doing his job with the war, 13-year-old Roman Gizatulin (Роман Гизатулин in russian), a an Special Education student, went to his school in Chelyabinsk, Russia, with a KMFDM shirt and wear all black, a hammer, a compressed air gun and a knife. He geared up in the bathroom and exited with a bluetooth speaker blasting some music. After entering his classroom, Roman hit his teacher and the 3 classmates, wounding them all, along with trying to slit the throat of a girl who had previously bullied him. When he realized the pigs were on their way, he attempted to commit suicide with his shitty little ""gun"". He was V& after his ragequit and interview on vidya.

Roman's pose needs to talk about too much

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20
Accuracy:	3/20 Boring
Style:	0/20 Anton Bichivin 2.0.
Butthurt:	2/20 Russian news coverge
Bonus:	0/20 Fuck You
Total Score: 5/100 (Z-)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Rudolf Nikolli

Rudolf Nikolli
Born	1987
Nationality:	Albanian
Highscore	Injured 5
Style	Hack'N'Slash, Single player
An Hero?	No

Rudolf Nikolli is an Albanian man born sometime in the year 1987 who went on a stabbing spree at a mosque on April 19, 2021, injuring 5 people.

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 Epic fail
Accuracy:	2/20 Only managed to injure 5 people
Style:	4/20 Used their method to try to reach the high score
Butthurt:	2/20 Only Albania bitched, the rest of the world continued with their own shit
Bonus:	10/20 For targeting Muslims in a Muslim-filled country
Total Score: 18/100 (E--)

Albanian Tarrant wannabe See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

See Also

• Brenton Tarrant - Did a better job at removing kebabs than this guy.

External Links

• CCTV footage

Sascha I.

Sascha "Sasha" I.
Born	2000-2001
Nationality:	Latvian Swiss
Highscore	Injured 7
Style	Hack'N'Slash, Fire Emblem, Single player
An Hero?	No

On the day 22nd October, 2017, 17-year-old Sascha I., rampaged through the town of Flums, in Switzerland, wounding 7 people before being shot by responding officers and arrested.

Attack

Sascha's VKontakte, where he was hollering about edgy dark humor things and Al-Qaeda.

On that day, Sascha, our terrorist, set ablaze his home and grabbed a pair of scissors and an axe and began scoring out. He first, saw a couple with a baby aboard in his stroller, and Sascha, freak out and began scoring, hitting the 2 while they were shouting and making the baby fell off the stroller, unintentionaly scoring him, without getting the full kill and continued the gameplay. A local, recorded the gameplay footage. After that, he stole a car, like in GTA and crashes his car, far away from its last scoring spot. Minutes later, on a gas station, begins scoring out some more, hitting 4 people before the police caught him. First, the police shot him with a taser, but Sascha still wanted to attack them with his axe. Police, responded again by shooting him once, wounding him. He sadly got V& after he got shot.

Gallery

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  The real perpetrator of this amoklauf.
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  Where the bloodbath ended.
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  Getting V&.
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  Timeline of the amoklauf
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  Where he crashed his car after GTA
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  Totally not nazi
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  Totaly not gay, Totaly not a kiddie annihilator.

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 7 wounded
Accuracy:	2/20 Go for the neck, faggot
Style:	5/20 Sperged out on a town without a criminal record
Butthurt:	2/20 German media talked about him and swiss.Nobody cares actually
Bonus:	5/20 For having a lulzy VKontakte profile
Total Score: 14/100 (F+)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

C Also

• Friedrich Leibacher - Swiss who got a better high score

Sergey Lepnev

Sergey Lepnev
Born	ca. 1979
Nationality:	Ruskie
Highscore	6 kills, 2 wounded
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No

Sergey Lepnev (Сергей лепнев), was a russian military student who on March 9th, 1997, opened fire with an AK rifle on the military school where he was a pupil, killing 6 and wounding 2 others before surrendering to a drill instructor.

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  Now on colour
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  Sergey, with his rifle
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  V&
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  He and his sexy comrade bitch (both on the middle left)
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  Alleged picture of Sergey, looking as Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket movie.
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  Alleged picture of his shooting

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	6/20 2 injured
Accuracy:	16/20 Had a good aim after all
Style:	15/20 Military prank went wrong
Butthurt:	3/20 Forgotten to the annals of Ruskie history
Bonus:	5/20 Not everyone attacks a military school
Total Score: 45/100 (D)

Could done the job if he didn't surrendered too fast. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

OMOH

External Links

• TOW coverage
• English version, on Simple English Wikipedia

C Also

• Mikhail Pivnev, Anton Bichivin, Ilya Ivanistov - Failed successors
• Vladislav Roslyakov - Did Sergey's job at his college
• Ilnaz Galyaviev - Amateur successor of both Vlad and Sergey
• Timur Bekmansurov - Amateur successor who got the same amount of kills as Sergey
• Ruslan Akhtyamov - Successor of Vlad, Ilnaz, Timur, and Sergey who did worse than all of them
• Artyom Kazantsev - Decent successor of Sergey, Vlad, Ilnaz, Ruslan, and Timur

Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam

Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam
Nationality:	Iranian
Highscore	14 dead, 11 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No (Shot by cops)

Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the Iranian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a gun and a fuckton of ammo.

Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.

Graded Score
Kill count:	14/20 '
Accuracy:	12/20
Style:	10/20 Rogue soldier.
Butthurt:	4/20 Just another day in Iran.
Bonus:	15/20 Cop-killer.
Total Score: 55/100 (D+)

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Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

Sicelo Dlamini

Sicelo Dlamini
Nationality:	Swazi
Highscore	1 dead, 10 injured
Style	Single player, Hack'N'Slash
An Hero?	No (Killed by a mob)

Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.

Life

In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously cried between 2 weeks. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local psychisatric hospital between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his ADHD and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to go out with him. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.

The Fail

The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting phumani la (go away), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.

Gallery

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  The stones used to smash Sicelo, the only image of the incident.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20 A cocksucker student
Accuracy:	2/20 Swazi's worst fail
Style:	5/20 Sk00l St4bb1ng
Butthurt:	5/20 Lulz in Eswatini, South Africa didnt covered the news.
Bonus:	20/20 For doing it in drugs
Total Score: 33/100 (D-)

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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson

Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson
Nationality:	Bjork Bjork
Born	c. 1931
Died	c. 1995 (aged 64–65)
Highscore	Murdered one
Style	FPS, Single player
An hero?	Nope

Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson (Sigurbjorn Ingi Dorvaldsson in Normal scripture) was the first and only school shooter in the entire history of iceland.

On Janaury 6, 1957, he went to Hveragerði, a man he knew that had a rifle, he asked Hveragerði if he could give him the rifle, lying that he needed it for a calf who broke its leg, and wanted it to euthanize it, Hveragerði was not Weirded out by the request, so he gave Sigurbjorn the rifle.

Sigurbjorn then went to the Horticultural school in Reykir, sat down with a guy and ate launch with him, since this was the late 50's and occured in a Small isolated Island in Europe, people didn't suspect anything of a random guy entering a school with a gun.

After finishing with his launch, he played chess with some people, after the game he got up and went to the Kitchen of the Cafeteria, where his fiancé, Konkordía Jónatansdóttir (19), was alongside four other women.

Sigurbjorn asked the Housekeeper if there was more Milk, before turning to Konkordía, saying "Well, my dia" and pointing the rifle to her abdomen, and firing.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20 Only murdered one target
Accuracy:	1/20 Came in and shot someone, no one saw it coming
Style:	1/20 Said a one-liner before killing his bitch, so kinda stylish
Butthurt:	1/20 No one cared
Bonus:	5/20 For being the first Icelandic mass shooter
Total Score: 8/100 (F--)

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Wanted Level:

Police Force

Thaddeus Hyatt

Thaddeus Hyatt
Nationality:	Reggaestani
Born	c. 1933
Died	October 27, 1959 (aged 26)
Highscore	Killed 8, Injured 14
Style	Hack'N'Slash, Single player
An hero?	Nope, hanged

Thaddeus Gyatt was a 26-year-old Jamaican hard-working labourer and part-time musician who became nation-wide famous in Jamaica, which was not independent from the British yet, for slashing and dismembering 8 people, and injuring 14 people.

Background

Several days before the massacre, Hyatt had been feeling paranoid and kept saying he was being persecuted by Police informers & that people also started hating him and were reporting him to the popo for making threats that he would murder people to cleanse and "fix up" Labryinth of the Police informers and his stoopid H8ters, which would become true on March 30, 1959.

Victims

• Joseph Henry, Unknown age
• Jasper Hoilett, Unknown age
• Clovis Benjamin, Unknown age
• Hannah Bennett, 75 years old,
• Warren Bennett, 2 years old,
• Grace Wilmot, 4 years old,
• Walvin Wilmot, 2 years old,
• Donovan Wilmot, 7 months old,

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	8/20 Yuh gaan!
Accuracy:	10/20 Train better with that machete
Style:	10/20 Caribeaner gone mad!
Butthurt:	5/20 only shocked people in Jamaica
Bonus:	5/20 For being the second deadliest Caribeaner killah
Total Score: 38/100 (D)

Yuh are da Jamaican patriot, Ombre! See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

See Also

• Axel Rudakubana - Another charcoal-colored Hack'N'Slasher, this time an autistic Rwandan.
• Jiverly Wong - Hyatt is basically Wong but Black, same level of batshitery, but commited his High score with some melee weapons, and did it 50 years prior.

External Links

• Shitty teaser about a book based around this event I found on Facebook, lol
• Thaddeus Hyatt warned that blood would run in Labryinth, St. Mary - JamaicaObserver

Tristan van der Vlis

Tristan van der Vlis
Born	June 13, 1986
Died	April 9, 2011 (aged 24)
Nationality:	Dutch
Highscore	Killed 6, injured 17
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes
Motive	Kolumbin

Tristan van der Vlis was a 24-year-old God hater who sperged out at a mall on April 9, 2011, the birthday of Saint Harris, pwning 6 and harming 17 before an heroing in Albert Heijn inside the Ridderhof mall.

Lore

Even though Tristan is a schizophrenic, he was a good student. He never interrupted without doing something meaningful, just faggotry. His worst mistake was spilling a lot of red paint, which we assume was in his schizophrenic stage and gave him paranoia. Anyway, he got a job at a warehouse company and he took the famous photo of him acting like a gangster. Years later, his schizophrenia completely isolated him from society and his father made a painting for his schizophrenic son to remember him, but to no avail. That bastard Tristan bought several weapons, including a semi-automatic rifle for his massive trolling.

The Amok Day

After thinking many times about why God hated him, he wrote that he should murder God and his creatures. After that, he heads to the Ridderhoff shopping center, where dressed in a black sweatshirt, with 2 guns and military pants, he gets out of the car and murders a Syrian who was in front of him. Then, he starts shooting through the mall hallways, killing 4 people and injuring 16. One of them, a 60-year-old man, had a heart attack and went to hell with the others. After the shooting, he goes to the checkout counters at the Albert Heijn supermarket and shoots himself in the head.

Gaem Over

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  Tristan on primary
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  His school resume.Kinda schizo
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  Weaponry
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  The painting his father did to his hellspawn son.

Graded Score
Kill count:	6/20 '
Accuracy:	7/20 You should go more days to shooting range
Style:	10/20 Birthday party style
Butthurt:	7/20 Forgotten in 1 day. But in the Netherlands was moar lulz
Bonus:	0/20 '
Total Score: 30/100 (E+)

Bring better shooters. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Uroš Blažić

Uroš Blažić
Nationality:	Serb
Highscore	9 dead, 13 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

Uroš Blažić, a 21-year-old man, killed 9 people and injured 13 others in the villages of Mladenovac and Smederevo.

The Shooting

On 4th may 2023, Uroš was in the courtyard of his home with some friend when a discussion breaks. He, angry, tooks his Kalashnikov rifle and starts a shooting in Dubona. Then, Uroš wents to Malo Orašje where he shot more people and fastly, calls a taxi that took him to Vinjište, near Kragujevac where he hided from police. after several minutes, Uroš was V& by police.

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  He got V&
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Graded Score
Kill count:	9/20 '
Accuracy:	13/20 Unraped
Style:	5/20 Discuss shooting
Butthurt:	7/20 Overshadowed by other incidents
Bonus:	0/20 '
Total Score: 34/100 (D-)

Forgotten forever. See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

Vadim Miloshevsky

Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky
Nationality:	Belaruskie
Highscore	2 dead, 2 injured
Style	Single player, Hack'N'Slash
An Hero?	No

Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky, was the 15 year old Stoubtsy school stabber, who killed a 17 year old student and a 53 year old teacher before getting V&.

Background

15-year-old Vadim Miloshevsky, was a child that every parent can only dream about. He was intelligent, quiet, polite, had good grades, attended classes religiously and never caused any troubles whatsoever. Vadim also successfully played football and was a crucial part of the school team.

THE ATTACK

At 7:40 a.m. of 11 February, 2019, our hero Vadim Miloshevsky came to the school, entered his regular and boring history class, left his backpack at his desk and begin to score. First, stabbed his 53-year-old teacher Marina Parchimovich in the neck and chest, without saying a word. Two of Vadim’s classmates tried to save her from the death, but were injured for being absolutley useless. Then, he went to another classroom, and attacked 17-year-old zoomer Alexander Romanov. Just as Marina Parchimovich that died before an ambulance could arrive, Alexander didn’t have any chance of survival and died epicly in the hands of his father. Meanwhile the attacker attempted to enter other classrooms, but was not successful because terrified students barricaded the doors. Pissed off Vadim left the school. At 10:10 a.m. he was V& on the street with his bloody knife on him. Police found in his backpack a hammer, firecrackers and smoke bombs. Vadim’s classmates that suffered serious, but not life threatening injuries were attended to a local hospital.

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  Vadim is V& ‎
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  The pwned

Graded Score
Kill count:	2/20 School map highest score in Belarus
Accuracy:	10/20 Could you better stabb in the backhead?
Style:	10/20 Laughing teen attack
Butthurt:	7/20 Belarus and Russia schocked. Rest of the world didnt cover the news
Bonus:	0/20 '
Total Score: 29/100 (E-)

disappointing See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Vahur Ruut

Vahur Ruut
Born	ca. 1999 (26-25 years old)
Nationality:	Eesti
Highscore	Killed 1
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No

Vahur Ruut, was a 15-year-old teenager and student at "Viljandi Paalalinna Koolis", who on October 27, 2014, shot his german teacher dead before he was V&.

Murder

Unlike Will Cornick, another teacher killer, he didn't have a clear motive unless some disagreements with the teacher or plans about killing moar people. At around 13:55 p.m., Vahur "Foam Square" Ruut, pulled out his daddy's revolver, stood up and shot several times (allegedly they were 3 times) towards the german language teacher, 56-year-old Ene Sarap. She fell to the ground, lifeless and Vahur calmly sit down and left the revolver in the desk, like it was a pencil. Aavo Palo, the principal saw him with the gun in the desk and quickly called the police meanwhile the students were evacuating the school, to not look at Ene's body. Vahur was V& by police after they found him in the desk, possibly being asked by Aavo about his murder.

Aftermath

The next day, during the interrogation, Vahur "Foam Square" Ruut, had developed health problems, possibly anxiety because he know his father would beat him like a boxing bag. Vahur has also a Failbook account, but no info was given about what he published, commented or even liked. Vahur "Foam Square" Ruut, now 16, was sentenced to 9 years in prison but after only 4 years since he was sentenced, in 2019, most concretely on June 7th, he was freed.

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20
Accuracy:	10/20 Hit 1 target, finnished it
Style:	3/20 No style + hump for long neck
Butthurt:	7/20 Being the first school shooting in Eesti, would make him hit in the international news
Bonus:	5/20 Set out a high score for the school maps in Estonia
Total Score: 26/100 (F+)

What did you expect from a country's first school shooting? See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Viateur Nkurunziza

Viateur Nkurunziza
Nationality:	Rwandan
Highscore	6 dead, 3 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No (Killed by a pal)

Viateur was one of the 1.000 soldiers in the old Rwanda. On the 10th may 1998, he went to a local bar to drink a lot of beer. After getting drunk, Viateur and his drunk friends went to the military barracks of death around 8PM. Viateur went rambo with a Sub-machine gun killing 6 fellas and injuring 3 more before his fellow comrade shot him in the head.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	6/20 Really decent score.
Accuracy:	15/20 Good aim while drunk
Style:	20/20 Rwandan Fort Hood
Butthurt:	2/20 África.
Bonus:	15/20 For doing it in the barracks and for being drunked as fuck
Total Score: 58/100 (D)

Highest score in rwanda Got surpassed by an Unknownfag by 8 kills. Soldier Sim Africa edition See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Will Cornick

William Cornick
Born	June 26, 1998 (27-years-old)
Nationality:	Britfag
Highscore	Killed 1
Style	Single player, Hack'n'Slash
An Hero?	Nope
Motive	Hatred of his teacher

On 28 April 2014, William "Will" Cornick, a 15-year-old former emo, psycho teenager and student at Corpus Christi Catholic College, knifed his teacher, Ann Maguire, to death before he was V&.

Lore

Will, was a british 15-year-old kid, who in class was described as polite and had good grades. Even the teacher, who he had killed expressed her satisfaction to him. On 2013, when he was 14 to 15, he was diagnosed with Diabetes, making himself to self harm and also, when he knew that he couldn't go to the army because of this, he began to become more edgy and also expressed that he wanted to kill his teacher Ann Maguire. He also planned to a kill a pregnant woman and two other teachers, so he would become a mass killer, if he wasn't so pussy. He planned/plotting the attack for 3 years.

Crime

Ok, so on that day, Will, armed with a 21cm knife, left his class and entered the classroom, where spanish classes were held and he shouldn't assist that classes. Cornick, pulled out the knife and stabbed 61-year-old Ann Maguire, his spanish teacher, 7 times in the neck, back and chest. Ann fled Cornick's thirst of blood, but he still went after her and he didn't stop stabbing her. Ann Maguire died at the hospital. Then Cornick returned to his class and told edgydly to one classmate "It's a shame that I couldn't kill Maguire" (spoiler:He did). Cornick had brought a bottle of whisky to "celebrate", but he couldn't drink it.

William, will spend his sucking boobah's toenails for 21 years.

Gallery

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  Cornick, in a phase
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  The killed teacher
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  Trial sketch
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  Everyone has his happy ending (or not)

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	1/20
Accuracy:	10/20 Only one victim planned to aim more
Style:	5/20 Nothing new or cool
Butthurt:	10/20 Even the pope talked about the incident Too much lulz for a single murder at a school
Bonus:	5/20 Good you left that shit phase out
Total Score: 31/100 (F+)

Never trust a former emo See full ranking

Wanted Level:
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Constabulary

External Links

TOW coverage

Xu Jiajin

Xu Jiajin
Died	January 20, 2025 (aged 21)
Nationality:	Chink
Highscore	Killed 8, Injured 17
Style	hack'n'slash, Single player
An Hero?	No (executed)
Motive	Pissed off not receiving graduation certificate

Xu Jiajin (Chinese: 徐加金), was a 21-year-old former student of the Wuxi Vocational Institute of Arts and Technology who on On 16 November 2024, went into a mass stabbing before being V&.

Massacre

The attack happened in the on-campus dormitory area behind the main building. Over the course of less than an hour, a spree stabbing occurred between the campus west gate and the dormitory buildings. Xu began his massacre at the western campus entrance, and then walked to the nearby entrance of the campus library. More stabbing sprees occurred at inside the ground floor bathroom of No. 11 male dormitory and the ground floor of No. 12 male dormitory. Xu hid in bushes before entering No. 7-9 female dormitory and starting another stabbing spree, causing more panic. Police came to the building after his stabbing spree and subdued and arrested Xu, who was still armed.

Sentence

Xu was sentenced to death on 17 December 2024 and was executed on 20 January 2025, the same day as Fan Weiqiu, the one who committed the Zhuhai car attack, which killed 35 people, but still didn't beat Mr. Khamrab.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	8/20 '
Accuracy:	10/20 Regular aim for a stabbing spree in Asia
Style:	5/20 You pissed off about your shitty certificate Also mass attacks are common in China Happened the week as another mass attack in China
Butthurt:	7/20 Had his attention, but was likely forgotten
Bonus:	5/20 Claim extra for being executed
Total Score: 35/100 (D-)

And again another chink stabbing spree See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

Yaroslav Ovsiuk

Yaroslav Ovsiuk
Nationality	Russian
Highscore	Killed 0, wounded 0
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No

Yaroslav Ovsiuk is a Russian siegefag known for his Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni cosplay, just like Fede Rodriguez. He was also the one who took the Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni cosplay photo. Originally he was going to do a shooting, but the Russian police found out on his social networks and arrested him and raped him.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 V& for plotting
Accuracy:	0/20 Accomplished literally nothing
Style:	0/20 Another unoriginal SIEGE™ Mask failure
Butthurt:	0/20 Nobody gave a rat's ass
Bonus:	-∞/20 For continuing to run an incredibly stale meme into the ground
Total Score: -∞/100 (EXPELLED AND UNGRADED)

Ruskie Fede Rodriguez See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Karen

Gallery

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  It wasn't really Gabriel, it was Yaroslav Ovsiuk, you idiot.
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  similar to Fede Rodriguez.
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  This is what he looks like without the Nazi clothes

See Also

• Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni - idol
• Fede Rodriguez - another loser who also failed in the shooting

Yasuhisa Sugiura

Yasuhisa Sugiura
Born	1960
Nationality:	日本語
Highscore	Killed 3
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	Yes
Motive	Involved in a troubled marriage

Yasuhisa Sugiura (Wapanese: 杉浦 泰久), was a 49-year-old man who on January 12th, 2010, went into a shooting spree at in Habikino, Osaka Prefecture, Japan, before he an hero.

Perpetrator

Yasuhisa, was a employee at an unknown job in Osaka, but he lived in Habikino, a bit far from Osaka. He was involved in a "troubled marriage" with a 48-year-old woman, making him to depress more.

Shooting

On 12 January 2010, Sugiura went to the Ii-chan bar to discuss the divorce of his annoying wife with his mother-in-law, 66-year-old Yoshiko Tanaka, The bar was open for business and had other customers inside and Sugiura's wife was possibly one of them. Sugiura then went back home to grab a rifle and came back to the Ii-chan bar and began the shooting spree at 20:00, killing three people. Two of Sugiura's targets — the mother-in-law and a 23-year-old bar employee named Tatsuya Fukui died immediately; a third, 49-year-old bar landlord Hiroto Uehara, died in the hospital. After the small bloodbath, Sugiura exited the bar and shot himself in the abdomen, an heroing.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20
Accuracy:	20/20 Aztec High School shooting but Kawaii
Style:	8/20 49-year-old man with problems
Butthurt:	2/20 Almost unknown
Bonus:	5/20 He beat the couch cuck with 1 kill before AHS
Total Score: 38/100 (D-)

日本語版「ソファー寝取られ」 See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

Zaniar Matapour

ثنا‌یار متاع‌پور
Nationality:	Iranian immigrant
Highscore	2 dead, 21 injured
Style	Single player
An Hero?	No

Zaniar Matapour is a 42-year-old Iranian who immigrated to Norway when he was 12, and would 30 years later in 2022 shoot up a gay bar with a pistol and what was described by bystanders as an "automatic weapon", yet managed to do absolutely terrible and get tackled to the ground by some butch dyke. The attack's strategic timing resulted in Oslo Pride getting cancelled, causing unimaginable butthurt for Norwegian multiculti faggots around the country.

Zaniar is, in a sense, the islamist counterpart of Philip Manshaus, as they both got terrible scores and got tackled to the ground by one of their would-be victims in a humiliating fashion.

PST (Norwegian FBI) had Zaniar on their radar as early as 2015 due to him being affilliated with other known Mudslime-supremacists. In earlier years he had gotten arrested for posession of 150 grams of cocaine which he'd hidden in a public bathroom at a shopping mall, as well as attempted murder.

He also beat the fuck out of a Norwegian comedian who was banging his sister in 2016. Police did nothing due to "lack of information".

Shortly before the shooting Zaniar was stopped in a car along with fellow high-profile Islamist and mediawhore Arfan Bhatti, who is now on the lam as a wanted fugitive.

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  Zaniar caught on camera by the feds.
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  Scouting out the scene a few days before.
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  Entering a mosque.
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Graded Score
Kill count:	2/20 Should've fucking aimed better.
Accuracy:	0/20 What the fuck was he doing?
Style:	2/20 Spray and pray before running away like a pussy.
Butthurt:	16/20 Caused Oslo faggots to not celebrate Pride.
Bonus:	10/20 Refuse to talk to police.
Total Score: 30/100 (E-)

Did shit by Mudslime standards. See full ranking

Wanted Level:
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Politi

See Also

• Other murderous losers
  • Columbine Copycats
  • Suzano Copycats
  • Elliot Rodger Copycats
  • Christchurch Copycats

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