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Tyler Robinson
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The US is actually trying to give him the death penalty |
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Conspiracy Alert The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts. |
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The subject of this article is a faggot with rage. |
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| Tyler Robinson | |
| Born | April 16, 2003 (22 years old) |
| Nationality: | Deseret 
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| Highscore | Minibosses: Killed 1 |
| Top 50? | Hell nah |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Almost |
| Motive | Crime of passion Liberal Butthurt Syndrome Wanted to make his tranny boyfriend feel pretty Groyperism (according to libtards) |
Tyler James Robinson is the man responsible for the assassination of Charlie Kirk who became a slightly more successful version of Thomas Matthew Crooks. Initially, his political affiliation has been heavily debated by Conservaturds and Democraps bitching about whether team red or team blue should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of hypocrites and violent buffoons. In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking MAGA Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of alt-right groyper who killed Kirk for “not being right-wing” enough. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate Luna Twiggs⚧ (Deadname: Lance Twiggs) and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to memory-hole any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs.
The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him. Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family, after he told them he was the shooter and that he just wanted to end it. His gameplay style has strong parallels to Luigi Mangione, although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay furry games with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play Silksong while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.
In the long chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by Desmond Holly, who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Shortly after, on September 24th, Tyler even had his first copycat shooter who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in Dallas, TX.
Prior Suspects
Before Tyler Robinson was officially found to be the shooter, a deranged randroid kike named George "Invader" Zinn✡ immediately caused a scene after shit went down claiming to be the shooter so that the real shooter would get a chance to escape. Researchers immediately began to notice his strange history of appearing at tragic events including 9/11, the Boston Marathon Bombing and even the Civil War. After having his phone confiscated, the cops also found he was in possession of child porn because of course he fucking was. After he was cleared as a suspect, the FBI arrested a second guy but he was released only 30 minutes later and was never publicly identified.
Bullet casings
Just like the other Robin before him, he wrote some incredibly unfunny memes on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:
- *notices bulges* OwO what's this?
- Hey fascist! Catch! ↑→↓↓↓
- O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao
- If you read this, you are gay lmao
With the one engraved with "OwO what's this?" being the one to strike his neck.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 1/20 More successful than Thomas Matthew Crooks. |
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| Accuracy: | 20/20 Clown down. |
| Style: | 20/20 Just like JFK. |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Got more attention than school shootings. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Almost got away with it too... -5 points for the forced memes though. Plus -5 for being cringe.  Source
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Wanted Level:
Federal Bureau of Investigation
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—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was. Previous Video | Next Video |
Gallery
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How it began. -
Charlie Kirk was yiffed in the neck by a knot shot. -
The next mass shooter will be casing their own instead. -
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Wait, he ruined his life and two families over someone that looks like THIS!?! -
Yeah, he did. -
No shot Lance didn’t name himself after this were-bitch from Helluva Boss. -
This picture was taken only 5 days after his arrest, and he looks like he's aged 5 years. -
Tyler's mom's entire Facebook
Known Accounts
zealous_monkey_55095
Craftin
Craftin- Craftin247 - Venmo account
Craftin248 (Archive 1)
(archive)- Craftin248 - Sea of Thieves account (login required)
- Bobbafet - World of Warcraft account
- Craftin247 - Minecraft account
See Also
- Thomas Matthew Crooks - Aw, they missed!
- Ryan Routh - Ugh, they did even worse! But they'll get their target next time.
- Furry - Basically what the fucker will be remembered for being.
External Links
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| Article of the Now December 11 & 12, 2025 | ||
| Preceded by Encyclopedia Dramatica |
Tyler Robinson | Succeeded by TBA |