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Dyke Shapiro

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Mik in her trashy Oklahoma reservation project home.
This is not an 8. This is not even a 6, sober 6.
Dyke Shapiro looking fat after waffle-stomping a belly full of vomit down the shower drain.
Can you reach that for me? At 6'8" in heels, Mik is Walmart's tallest employee.

Dyke Shapiro is the current  Twitter of Mik, a bulimic troll who is also rather easy to troll herself. In other words, she's a full time lulzcow, playing both the part of victim and perpetrator alike. Before Elon Musk took over and rebranded the service as X, Mik was regularly banned for a variety of offenses, including idolizing Nazi propaganda, promoting tranny hate even tho she looks like one, self injury, and just plain being an asshole in threads that spanned hundreds of back and forth replies.

CEO of Right Wing Eating Disorder Twitter

No shit. There is apparently such a thing, and Mik created it with an anorexic coke-fiend jew named Ari. What makes a bulimic like Mik become right wing? It's a bit hard to say, but it seems to have started when she noticed that the government was taking even larger bites than she can. She regularly boasts about how much hotter she is since she started puking her binges and gulping down adderall.

WalMart Drama

According to her own bragging, she has been in several fights with other trannies at Wal-Mart, usually over questions of style. She has been transferred between departments twice, but they can't fire her because of both her protected status as a transexual Indian, and also because she's good at reaching the top shelves, which keeps her metrics high.

Stats

Height: 6'0" barefoot, 6'8" in heels.

Race: Mixed American Indian. Mik's black-haired almond-eyed mother was thoroughly colonized by her skin-head dad.

Weight: 160-180lbs, depending on if she's binged or purged most recently.

Shoe Size: 16

Social: Twitter, Discord


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