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Chromebook Challenge
Instead of using their computers, like most intelligent and well adjusted children would do to look at or for Porn, how to learn to properly roll a Joint, or just going outside and using your loli friend to catfish a sick fucker who was trying to look up her skirt in exchange for beers, now we have Retarded, gullible children who would rather look to TikTok for ideas of how to have fun because they lack imagination and hope to become the king of the internet. Thus a new TikTok challenge called the Chromebook Challenge has them sticking thumbtacks, paperclips, scissors or any other metallic object into the ports of their school supplied Chromebooks to make them burst into flames.
This is the latest challenge on TikTok that has grabbed the idiots that populate the Earth's attention such as the choking challenge that had the bottom 5% choking themselves on live video until they passed out or, fortunately to the gene pool, died.
This recent challenge also has schools sending warnings to parents informing them that if their well behaved child should attempt this challenge that they can expect their little angel to be charged with Misdemeanor or Felony charges depending on the amount of damage done and the expectation that the Parents pay for all damages done by their Child's idiotic decision.
Previous TikTok Challenges
As said earlier these insepid challenges are aimed at the bottom 5% of our society or those that will be joing the Military if they can stay out of trouble, not get a felony and pass an easy ass entrance exam.
Previous challenges have included:
The Choking Challenge that was aimed at Special Ed students, in the hopes of reducing their numbers by having them choke themselves with cords or belts on live video until they passed out or died.
the Blackout challenge that had people putting a plug in the wall and sliding a Penny between the prongs to shortout the circuits of their house or, better yet, a building they were in
the Devious Lick challenge (steal shit! Anything goes. Keyboards, soap dispensers, computers, fire extinguishers...), and our favorite: The Kia challenge. Instructions were put up on TikTok on how to steal certain Kia and Hyundai models and like the Retards that were raised on the Interwebs, they were doing it for imaginary status on the site that included likes and comments like YTMND.
And last, but not least, there was the Blue Whale Challenge where Angsty Teens would be given tasks over fifty days that were expected to be filmed and uploaded that had them shoplifting, assaulting strangers, having sex with a stranger and on the 51st day they were expected to committ Suicide
The Goal Of The Challenge
The goal is to get the challenged and friendless student to either get their chromebook to smoke or catch on fire.
Like the TikTok challenges of the past, the creators most likely have more insidious plans and only came up with it for the Lulz.
Following the instructions of the challenge will have the student's Chromebook start spewing out noxious gasses that may harm other students lungs as they become irritated from the smoke. They might panic as well, causing yelling, and thus further inhalation. Students have been sent to hospitals for the inhalation of noxious fumes. Even better (for the kid) this can cause a lot of trouble if the smoke gets to the battery. We're not sure if these students understand what they were told about lithium batteries, but they can burn for up to days at a time and the smoke can be seen from miles away if even a bit of fire gets to it.
The final goal is to waste the time of Firemen and other first responders because some students may be injured by the emitting smoke and the smoke may set off fire alarms in the school that will have firemen arriving out of duty.
TikTok's Response
As can be expected with social sites like Twatter, Jewtube, or Instagram, the second that anything interesting starts getting posted, the sites write an AI that is designed to instantly erase the content as it is posted. If codewords start getting used, they are added to the AI as they're discovered.
Go on Twitter or Youtube and type in Goth or Emo Self Cutting. At one point, the sites were crawling with it but now you'll be lucky to find it unless you're creative with your word searches.
Don't Even Try It
We know what you're thinking. We're the coolest site on the Interwebs and if we tell you about something it has to be cool to try and people will think you're awesome and want to be your friend for doing it.
Don't do it Asshole.
Not only can you be expelled from your poorly funded, inner city school but you can be charged with a Misdemeanor or a Felony depending on the amount of damage that you cause, like this Fucktard from Long Beach that was arrested for Arson for doing the challenge, and you'll learn the pleasures of Man on Man love as your Hypermuscular, Black cellmate, that has been in Juvie for 4 solid years and is waiting to be sent upstate when he turns 18, flips you over on your Juvie supplied, bed bug filled bedmat and starts calling you Linda before telling you how you'll learn to Love his big, black Cock after lights out.
Beside your little stint in the "Pokie", your Parents are really going to Love you when they have to pay for all the damage that you cause along with the cost of wasting the time of the first responders. Some schools start their fines at $2,600, this is not including the bill from the city for wasting their time, so you can forget about that Car if you get out soon enough to learn how to drive.
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