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Anti-Defamation League

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The Anti-Defamation League is a Jewish apologist organization run by America's most whiniest Jews. Founded in 1913 conceptually to defend convicted pedophiles within their semitic ranks, the ADL now-a-days defame critics of Israel in order to push a zionist agenda whilst whining about every single little thing and chronicling hate-watch articles exposing the most innocuously random things as hate symbols, including a bunch of random numbers, bowl cuts, boots with laces and your favorite dank may-mays.

Founding

Moar info: Leo Frank.

Leo Frank, getting BTFO'd.

The formation of the ADL begins with a man named Leo Frank, the director of a pencil manufacturing company in Georgia and noted cooperate pervert, who was rightfully lynched for, on November 27, 1913, raping and then strangulating 13-year-old Mary Phagan to death. Leo Frank blamed the murder on some random black dude who had a criminal record longer than the Bible, but regardless, his lies were so obvious that the KKK actually defended the black man and Leo was sentenced to hang. Members of the Jewish community in New York quickly formed the Anti-Defamation League in his defense, 'cause according to adverse Jewish morality, he dindu nuffin; and they were swift to blame the whole ordeal on classic Southern racism. After enough guilt tripping, the ADL managed to convince the judge to reduce his sentence to life imprisonment. Still bitter about being deprived of a good ol' hanging, the Klan, on August 16, 1915, zerged the penitentiary and captured Leo Frank so they could hang him themself. All in all, the ADL was created in order to cover up the murder of Mary Phagan and Leo Frank has been martyred as a victim of antisemitism. These are the events that acted as the catalyst for the ADL and everything that they stand for.

Hate Symbols (according to the ADL)

this just about sums up what you need to know.
ZOMG! The ADL is making their own Rare Pepes!
Now I see why bowlcuts are a hate symbol.

The ADL is infamous for designating literally everything as a hate symbol in their database known as "Hate on Display". The first page and a half of said list consist of various assorted numbers, many of which are associated with organizations which already have entries of their own. The latter entries of this list include anti-communist symbols, hand signs (which, yet again, are affiliated with organizations that have their own entries) and various other organizations that only had like a dozen members throughout their entire existence. Clearly if they're scraping the bottom of the Internet Hate Machine this hard, then it must be a pretty comprehensive list, except this list only includes white/nazi hate groups and symbols (save for like one African American group which is probably only there because they are likewise antisemitic), so of course they're not going to mention the Jewish Defense League or Baruch Goldstein, let alone Kahanism in general.

Back during the Great Meme War, the ADL began adding a bunch of bullshit to their comprehensive list of hate symbols, among them being Pepe the fucking frog, the 'OK' hand gesture and some other memes. This is especially lulzy considering that 4chan essentially trolled them into believing these were hate symbols to begin with.

Anti-Zionism is Antisemitism

If at some point the ADL seemed hypocritical to you, then you'd be correct. The fact of the matter is that the ADL only cares about combatting hate when its directed against them. The mere fact that they haven't designated feminism as a hate group already proves this. More importantly, they certainly don't care about hatred against Arabs unless the offender is also an antisemite. In fact, the left who have been eating up their shit for decades now are now deemed antisemitic in light of the Palestine conflict for being pro-Palestine. To describe this new phenomenon, the term "New Antisemitism" has been used to label anyone who is critical of the Israeli state as a neo-nazi.

Wikipedia's Noticing

Wikipedia finally decided to be slightly less retarded and condemned the ADL as an unreliable source of information for issues regarding the Israel-Palestine conflict; a tragic day for the Wikipedia Jews and a turning point in worldly affairs, although anyone with half a brain would have been able to determine that the ADL (let alone Wikipedia) was never a reliable source of information.

GamerHate

Recently, the ADL published a controversial article lambasting everyone's favorite gaming website, Steam, as an epicenter of far-right extremism[1]. The ADL, clearly being late on the GamerGate craze. Their shocking discoveries revealed that less than one percent of Steam users had a potentially extremist profile picture, with 50% of them being Pepe the Frog (which isn't even a fucking hate symbol), another 9% being good ol' Swastikas and the rest of them being a bunch of other miscellaneous shit. A mass-stabbing perpetrated by an true gamer named Arda Küçükyetim seemingly prompted them to write this article, in case you wanted to know more about that individual.

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