No Kings

#NoKings™ is probably the better protest against our God Emperor Trump Since #Not My President. when all you had were dog whistle voiced, actresses like Tara Strong or, "Ah Fuck! I've lost all relevance when Kevin Conroy died, known for only one movie role," Mark Hamill.

At least Not My President was fun. When our Great and Mighty God Emperor was trolling Kim Jong Un on twitter it was always good for a laugh because when you're a 5 Foot nothing, 300 pound, looks like he has no neck and is using a scrup brush as a toupee Azn the comedy writes itself.

Uhhh, 최고령도자 김정은 (Ch'oego Ryŏngdoja Kim Jŏng-eun), Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un, if one of your fantastic secret agents should find this degrading quote against you, remember it was already in this article. If anyone's to blame for this insult to your honor, it's Cheetah.

The No Kings movement was started by the Sissy group 50501 which stands for 50 states, 50 protests, 1 union or more colloquialy - 50 Dicks, 50 Hungry Rectums and 1 big pile.

This whole collection of Liberal faggotry started on June 14 2025, or the day when Our Great God Emperor sprang from his mother's Womb, assisted in his own delivery and then drove himself home three hours later when weak kneed crybabies were accusing our God Emperor Trump of acting like a King. For the last fucking time he's not a king, he's a God Emperor. We've only been saying this since 2016 for Christ's sake. Getting back on topic, 50501 accused our God Emperor of over stepping powers that they aren't aware that he has because he was born as a deity in human form.

They began their Special Snowflake Syndrome protest over what they considered executive over reach because Trump was bypassing Congress with executive orders to crack down and send home Illegal Immigrants because HAWT Spics like Selena Gomez, damn!! We'd hit that ass like we were nailing the winning homerun in the 9th inning of the last game of the world World Series when we're 2 runs down, have a man on first and third and one strike away from losing the game. Sorry about that digression.

This whole sissy epidemic started because these brainwashed college students felt our God Emperor was bypassing congress with executive orders to send these illegals back home and because you had Simps feeling emotions and weird sensations in their crotches for people like Selena Gomez crying on Instagram, about how her Non-English speaking Grandfather was an illegal and if Trump were to send him back to Mexico, she would go with him too.

Not surprising, Selena Gomez took the post down after 2 hours because she was getting slammed with a deluge of "Goodbye" replies.

To put this in context, no one bitched one bit when Super Nigger was violating the Constituation with his Can't Wait For Approval, executive ordered, Predator Drone Strikes against suspected terrorists.

Don't Touch This - Will Be Using it

an astroturfed protest "movement" against USA President Donald Trump, which was ironically founded by smug white libs who call each other King and Queen. The #NoKings™ protests were intentionally designed to be as compliant and non-disruptive as possible, to politically cover the asses of the founders, as if skeeting around some stupid hashtag around on Bluesky is effective at fighting fascism. Although they appear in large numbers, they make no demands of their representative government, air no complaints grounded in material reality, and generally do not challenge power outside of ineffectual finger wagging.

Even the communists on reddit's r/shitliberalssay made fun of the "No Kings" idiots. As expected, most of the protesters are rich, white, age 60+ SUV-driving McMansion-owning suburbanites who spend every hour on social media sucking the cocks of California's current Governor, Gavin Newsom as well as and Joe Walsh. These are the type of imbeciles who watch MSNBC religiously, hate poor people and still won't STFU about "January 6th" 5 years after the fact. Despite their irrational hatred of ICE and calling people racist for merely encouraging illegal spics to learn English, the #NoKings™ protesters don't give a fuck about minorities or foreigners who disagree with them, quietly express the same frustration at the stupid service workers from the turd-world who can't speak English, and denied the very existence of ICE raids when Biden was president, support Israel, embrace NIMBYism, and support tough-on-crime mass incarceration bullshit. #NoKings™ is not even a real protest; it's just a social gathering to vent anger while wearing stupid cringe Star Wars and Disney costumes and holding up bumper sticker slogan signs. The fact that the "protests" are planned and require RSVP and collect personal data of attendees indicates that the organisers are feds.