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Daniil Zasorin
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Daniil Zasorin is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
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| Daniil Zasorin | |
| Born | August 12, 2000 |
| Died | November 14, 2019 (aged 19) |
| Nationality | Ruskie 
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| Highscore | Killed 1, injured 3 |
| Top 50? | FUCK NO! |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Motive | An Hero |
Its late 2019, and Russia was recovering from Vlad's massacre in Kerch, a year ago. On day November 14th, 2019, a 19-year-old student at Amur College of Construction and Housing and Communal Services in Blagoveshchensk, a ruskie town near China, Daniil Viktorovich Zasorin (Даниил Викторович Засорин in russian) goes for the high score on FPS mode, scoring out a classmate out and leaving 3 others in pain before he got rid of his existence by an hero via Shotgun mouthwash after he received some bullets from the pigs.
Background
Daniil was born in 2000 in Russia, like Vlad. He grew up in a family consisted in his annoying younger brother, his mother and his stepdad in Blagoveshchensk, in Amur. He was described as calm and balanced and also had aspirations to become a programmer in the future, but we know what he became in the future. Daniil had suicidal emo ideas, despite being a 19-year-old and not a 13-year-old boy and the College staff and the draft board of Blagoveshchensk knew he was potentially suicidal, but never thought Daniil was a future mass shooter. It has been said that Daniil's ex (yeah, he got a girlfriend, unlike other mass shooters) was raped.
Zero Hour: Благовещенск
On November 14th, 2019, Daniil finally decides to go for the High Score and start playing, however, he didn't went to school armed first. At 10:16 he was kicked out by his instructor for being a lazy emo and late. Daniil, mad about it and with the idea to end it up like Randy Stair, grabs a ruskie pump-action shotgun, hidden in his clothes with the idea to shot up his classmates and abusive instructor, but he was so lazy and emo that he first started smoking some cigarettes in the corridor of the school. Daniil finally overcome to his fear of going for the high score and began to open fire. He scored out one classmate (Powerword:Alexey Golubnichy) who tried to subdue and disarm Daniil and left 3 others with wounds before ruskie pigs zerg rush into the scene. Daniil, with the idea to An Hero by police, shots some buckshots toward them from the window at the second floor, only being wounded in the thigh and both shoulders. Daniil was blocked by the pigs inside a classroom, so he decided to shoot a last buckshot towards him, committing an hero via shotgun mouthwash, dying in place, avoiding a shitton of pain, not like Pekka-Eric Auvinen. It was reported that Daniil shot his school to the rhythm of Nirvana, making himself more emo.
Loadout
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 1/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 8/20 Generic high score |
| Style: | 5/20 Suicide push |
| Butthurt: | 7/20 School shooting in Russia have done before |
| Bonus: | 0/20 No reward for you! |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Gallery
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Playing the circle game -
Look at my tractor! -
Daniil and his classmate dressed as the ruskie maid. -
In happier times -
Daniil and his mom -
Testing his banhammer -
Waking up from a nightmare -
Results of the attack -
The 1st victim of Daniil, Alexey -
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Credit scene after he went for the high score
See Also
- Nirvana
- Ruskie school shooters
- Artyom Kazantsev - Example of ruskie high scorer
- Ilnaz Galyaviev - Another example of Ruskie massacre
- Ilya Ivanistov - Failure of Russia
- Mikhail Pivnev - Shittiest school shooter in Russia
- Timur Bekmansurov - University shooter who got a decent score
- Vladislav Roslyakov - Prime example
- Russia
- Nathaniel Berhow - Did it on the same day as him
External Links
Daniil Zasorin is part of a series on Education [Go To School]
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