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| John Earnest | |
| Born | June 8, 1999 (26 years old) |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Occupation | School chess club president |
| Highscore | Killed 1, injured 3 |
| Top 50? | Lol no |
| Style | FPS/Fire emblem, Single player |
| An Hero? | No (v&) |
| Motive | White supremacy /pol/ disease |
—John Earnest before causing virtually no damage whatsoever. | ||
On the last day of Passover, only a month after the Christchurch mosque shootings and exactly six months after the 2018 Pittsburgh Synagogue Shooting, it was only a matter of time before that massacre of incredible hilarity would spawn a copycat criminal. John Timothy Earnest† was a random American 19-year-old loser who became the first disciple of Saint Tarrant after shooting up the Chabad of Poway Synagogue in the name of saving the Aryan race from Jews or some shit like that. He livestreamed it but the dumb cracker set the stream as private so nobody could watch it.
Normally, we'd put the subject's name in bold in the lead section but why bother, honestly? No one will ever remember this guy and he is hardly important. The (((media))) sort of yawned and lost interest after day 1 when it turned out the shooter despised Trump, so there was no chance of spinning it into a Trump-bashing opportunity. Israel cashed in a bit by blaming Arabs but Jews gonna Jew. It barely even sparked any buzz on the old mass shooting meme.
John is only remembered for being the first mass shooter retard inspired by Brenton Tarrant, and even then that is only by weirdos like you and I. Labelling John a terrorist would be an insult to all those who've sacrificed their lives for the advancement of the art; this cocky 8chan twat couldn't even score past a 60-year-old pensioner minding her own business. He is further proof that Californians really shouldn't get involved in anything gun-related.
Background
John was radicalized after joining 8chan's /pol/ and immediately feeling right at home. Despite actually being polite, fairly popular and having a bright future ahead of him, he became an angry “White supremacist” basement-dweller in just under 18 months. Inspired by the heroic deeds of Robert Bowers and Saint Brenton Tarrant, John sat himself down and wrote a terrible manifesto full of even worserer shitposting than Tarrant's. Since he was just delusional about being the vanguard of a new race war, he padded his writings with ludicrously self-aggrandizing statements. The cringiest of these was about how he hoped to be released from prison when ZOG was overthrown, and would then lead soldiers against the Enemies of the White Race.
He tried setting fire to a mosque, but hadn't realized that sandniggers sleep inside the goddamned things. So the Muzzies woke up, put the fire out while yawning, and went back to sleep. He boasted in his manifesto about getting away with it, but the sad truth is the Islams probably thought it was some homeless bum's campfire and never realized they'd been attacked at all. This brings us to the true Day Of Action itself.
Gay Manifesto
Shooting
After making a mandatory post on /pol/, John got tooled up, drove to a local synagogue (which he believed to be his local ZOG branch), and walked in with adrenaline surging through his thin teenage veins like spinach through Popeye. This probably explains why he then sprayed-and-prayed like a hyperactive toddler's first time with bubble-mix, and caused about as much damage. He blew the fingers off a rabbi's hand and took out one whole granny Jewess. At that point, his rifle jammed and some jacked jew twice the size of John finally noticed him and shouted at him loudly, causing Earnest to shit himself and run away. After fleeing the scene, Earnest actually called the cops on himself and was apprehended after surrendering without a struggle. Even Couch Cuck had more fucking dignity than this.
FINAL TALLY: 1.015 deaths (subject to downward revision if the Rabbi's fingers get stitched back on). He didn't even shoot himself out of shame and self-loathing. If this is the alt-right's idea of gaining popularity, then they should find a better PR guy.
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| Kill count: | 1/20 (3 injured) - Even unarmed kikes were a challenge for this fag |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 Hit or Miss, I guess you never miss, huh? |
| Style: | 0/20 BAWWWW manifesto, typical 4cuck's /pol/ user |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 The usual "false flag" bawwing in 4chan, caused lulz for jews |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Autist with rage |
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Aftermath
What was the internet's reaction? Nothing. No one was impressed. On 8chan, an FBI agent feebly tried to blame the whole thing on Putin, but couldn't drum up much interest. As Johnny cited his religious beliefs as being a core part of his ideology, 
atheists and Christians battled it out in internet sissy fights. Earnest does however manage to claw back one six-millionth of a point for cred, because he made PewDiePie✡ feel so butthurt about the "Subscribe" meme, that the Pied Piper of Sweden made a sadface video about disowning the whole thing (because that tactic worked so incredibly well when Matt Furie killed off Pepe.) John was arrested (obviously) and was sentenced to life imprisonment.
That Jew
If there is one thing that can be said, the Rabbi who lost his child-molesting finger from the shooting, Yisroel Goldstein, ended up with a condition all too familiar for mass shooting survivors: Unwarranted Self-Importance. Despite having done nothing but get shot, he was given highest honors and Trump brought him to the White House to educate the masses. He also got to write some articles for the (((old media))), but oy vey! It's blocked by a paywall, so check out the archived version --> 
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On a brighter note, this fingerless faggot was later convicted of tax fraud in 2022 and given a time-out. Once a Jew, always a Jew.
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Going to jail for life but still has "white privilege"
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See also
- Payton Gendron aka Dog boy - Gross furfag and Fellow Tarrant clone who had a special interest in this faggot in particular.
- Nathaniel Veltman - Tranny who mentioned his sexual attraction to Him after namedropping Anders and brent AKA people who aren't faggots. Got 3 more kills than Earnest.
- Brenton Tarrant - The OG. Way more legit than this wannabe faggot.
- White supremacy
External Links
TOW coverage
John Earnest- (archive) - Fagbook account-
His dad's account- (archive) - Be sure to say hi! 
(reddit) (See removed posts: 1) - Firsthand account of Johnny- Informational post on watchpeopledie.tv (Faggots require a login)
- A look inside the court
- "When I shouted at him, the shooter looked at me before running out of the building."
- "Saint Chad Earnest pleads not guilty" - pol/ thread, May 1st-6th, 2019
- Retarded boomer conspiracy theories:
- Lawyer shit:
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