Emily Youcis

Emily Rose Youcis is, or rather was, an early internet animator and is a controversial figure in certain circles for whacky behavior.

Her name is pronounced "you-Kiss", rhymes with "puke-Kiss".

Early Life Era

Emily was born on May 30th, 1990, in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania,[1] to George Edward Youcis and Barbara Martinetti Martinetti. She was obsessed with animation and started animating using paper when she was five. Her first animation was of a whale going up a hill. She then used a camera to animate and kept thousands of frames in shoeboxes. Unfortunately, her brother, Lee E Youcis, destroyed all of that in a fit of 'tard rage.[2] Schizophrenia runs in her family. She used to use schitzo medication, but... now? She is probably going the way of Dogisaga. Her dad probably sexually abused her, as he is on the convicted sex offender list.[3]

Like all Honky kids in present day amerimuttica, she was one of the only mayo monkeys in her school, which lead to her being ripped on for being different.

In 2005, she probably heard about Jeff Weise so she made an account on newgrounds and published her first animation in October 2005.

Alfred Alfer and the Newgrounds Era

She invented a cartoon dog(supposed to be a pitbull mix, although there is not much resemblance) who has a bunch of personal mental problems and became famous in early cyberspace for it. His first appearance is in her first animation, published to Newgrounds on October 13th, 2005, called "Osama gets low".[4]

He is not named until the next video, published in 2006, titled "alfred gets fixed".[5] From 2005-2016, Emily publishes a total of 53 animations to newgrounds.[6]

To recap, Alfred is abandoned by his parents, then becomes a popsicle rape victim, a escapism fantasy seeker(that's what his "playhouse" is for), a self harmer for attention, a cross dresser, a faggot, a furry, a furfaggot, possibly a mass murderer, and, most infamously, a nazi.

(Or maybe that was his alternative personality who is a nazi? I dunno, shit gets weird.)

Alfred is meant to represent his creator, there are too many similarities for that not to be the case. He also reminds us of schizocow Daniel Larson.

She started attending college for painting and became very decadent there, including being involded in an edgy music band called "the vagrants" and going by the name "emily pukis".[7][8]

While Emily has always been eccentric, in her late teens and early twenties she went through what can only be described as a "young sinner having fun" arc. A notable thing that happened during this time is when she filmed herself running around the woods acting crazy while naked but for black metal face paint and a cross painted on her torso. Luckily for our eyes(and the dignity of her future husband), these videos are intentionally low quality and censored, so certain things can't be seen. Still, it makes her "trad" talk sound retardedly hypocritical.

She started dating the guy who made "Where The Dead Go To Die", as well as being an animator for that project, but they broke up after watching "land before time".

For jewgrounds, her videos have a lot of views, but to give you a good idea about how dead that website now is, re-uploads of her animations on jewtube get A LOT more views. The glory days of newgrounds are long gone, but Tom Fulp refuses to let his cash cow die with dignity.

Pistachio Girl Saga

Notice how she died her hair to look more Aryan.

Starting in around 2009, Emily worked at a sportsball goyslop event for the kikes and got some attention for her eccentric behavior, becoming somewhat of a local celebrity.[9][10]

2016-2017 Arc Bullshite

Socialism has been dead since 1991 and yet Rightoid scum still kvetch about it like Yentas.

In March 2016, Youcis and some other big names hosted an animation panel. For the some reason, the angry manchild consoomer crowd got angry and started heckling the animators on stage.[11]

Emily started to rebrand herself as a Zogald Trumpstein supporter, and in August 2016, she heckled Nick Denton for the Hulk Hogan thing at a party.[12]

On October 23rd, 2016, Emily uploaded her last Alfred video to newgrounds, which is also her last activity there to date. In the video, Alfred is killed off so that he can "ascend to digital Godhood", Pepe style. The real reason why he was killed off, similar to Pepe, is probably because the creator simply wanted to retire the character.[13]

In November 2016, she was involved in a political altercation between two groups on the road while off the peanut pistachio merchant job.[14]

The very next month, she was fired from her pistachio job for being a neo-natsoc, which got a bunch of media coverage.[15]

On December 11th, 2016, Truly, the worst punishment of all, a kiwifarms thread was made about her! The horror!!!! THE HORROR!!!!![16]

If only she wasn't stupid enough to put her real name and face on her accounts. This is a very good example of why anonymity is important, doodz.

She possibly fled to South Korea to escape the SJW mayo monkey hoard. Similiar to Nulls claims of living in Ukraine or Serbia, this could just be nonsense to throw foes off the trail. Fleeing to Hungary may have been smarter.

Her jewtube with 11k subscribblers and her twitter got shoah'd sometime during this arc. All of her "friends" showed their true colors by distancing themselves from Emily, so as to save their own worthless hides from suffering the wrath of the judeo-capitalists. She tried to convince two of her troon friends to join the alt-right, arguing that dune coons hate troons and thus the troons must help "coonserbe wesson cultcha™️". Obvoiusly, both troons blocked her. Not sure what dumbass emily was expecting, troons are not exactly known for accepting the truth. Anyway, in 2024, the two troons are now accusing emily of having them draw rape porn back when they were 16-17.[17]

In 2017, she was involved in one last internet movie, called "Thugs vs Dinosaurs", before mostly retiring from internet movies and animations.[18]

In the May of that year, she made a comic that would go on to make tens of thousands of plebbit bots seethe.

Complation of plebbitors kvetching: [19][20] [21] [22] [23] [24]

In June 2017, she got into another street political battle to save wesston vulture. I would like to say it was a badass wild west shootout, or a gygax wizard duel, but no, it was just minor boo boos everywhere, ass per usual.[25]

Current Era

Admirable Emily. Or "based", as the wigger zoomer faggots would say.

Emily continues her wignat posting to this day. Apparently, getting someone fired and ruining their life because of their opinions does not make them change their opinions, if anything, it reinforces them. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!!?!?!?

No later than 2020, She got married to Warren Balogh, who talks about politics while living off of welfare, Ayn Rand style.[26][27]

Emily was criticized for the hypocrisy of advocating for "White Sharia" despite being in her thirties and having no children. In ~2023, she rendered those criticisms moot by announcing on her discord server that she is now a mother. Sorry, alfred cultists, but it looks no new animations are coming any time soon. Grow up.[28]

In 2024, She warned her fans against possible pedophiles in the Alfred fanbase. She also warned against liking alfred as a character because apparently he is a "villian" and the whole point to alfred is a cautionary tale, but the issue with that is the fact she still exhibits alfred-like behavior, such as being a heckin' ebil nazty.[29]

Her husband fought in a battle in (West?) Virginia to save a Robert E Lee statue from the bottom quintile. Like father like son, like wife like husband. The two mobs of orc goyim fought and zogtroopers did a shitty job at trying to disperse the crowd and prevent violence. During the chaos, a pantyfa gave Warren a light boo boo with a stick, causing him to cry. Warren tried to sue the government for the incompetence of its goons to protect its own private citizens from themselves. The (((courts))) ruled that the pigs have no obligations to bail you out of a dangerous situation. This is important because it proves they are still in America, thus deboonking the "she moved to south korea because she wanted to escape minorities and 4chan told her to" bullshit.[30]

In January 2025, she weighed in on the tiktok ban.[31]

In april 2025, they say they are returning to animation after over 8 years of hiatus.

Quotes

	“	But I do think we need to nuke Africa and cut off the aid there, and stop the food aid. And I don’t think that’s genocide. I think that’s called letting nature run its course.	„
	—Holy shit lmao.[32]

	“	I have nothing to live for anymore than to see these kikes die. If I must go down, if I will never be able to experience the good things in life, at least I will make sure that someone will pay. Oh yes, someone will pay.	„
	—Honest and straight to the point.

	“	oohh one more just one more!! give me another ples sirY!!! fill up my comment boxes with your love!! Yes it is true, I did not have a healthy normal childhood, i was sexually abused among other things, now my family is somewhat in shambles. But I suppose you would deem that all my fault, and that i probably deserve it even because i made a dog having a drink and a wank in my Cartoons. Go on, say it, say i deserved to be molestered at night while my mom was in teh hospital, say it you bad bad wittle boy!! Now you do realize that just becuase you went to disney world does not mean you had a good childhood, amiright? Infact plenty of children a year get sodomized by those rat characters, just like it will happen to you and your most likely wretched cunt-flap of an obese wife. And yet i can still feel joy and love and pleasure and the highest of highs. Animating is probalby the closest i've come to heaven in my life. And that's what i Get out of it. The most you probably get out of your wife every night is a few whalish moans before her dried pussy repells your chafed limp dick once again, and you go to slep unsatisfied and angry for having to lie beside that lard-filled ass, unsatisfied and angry just like your reviews. Yes i Doo find a great kick out of the peopel finding me offensive, it does give me teh chuckles!!! Just like i've gotten a kick out of your wonderful walls of text, deer sir! Oh pels, Pellsss just give me one more just one more wall ples comon tell me again how shitty i am yeshh i lovveve itt <3 your biggest fan, Emily R. Youcis	„
	—A comment she made in 2013 on newgrounds. People on there did not take her abuse claims seriously.

	“	I think we should have a multitude of strategies, from normie-friendly American Nationalism to ‘Hang all Niggers, Kikes and Faggots	„
	—Emily discussing optics

	“	THe only thing women are good at building is a mountain of cum in their filthy holes #Sluts #StopWomenNow.”	„
	—her pretending she was a virgin when married off

	“	I don't like gook men, only gook women. Won't go near a damn gook man or any niggerman with a 100 foot pole.	„
	—Her hates HP Lovecrafts cat

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Youcis then vs Youcis now
Every decade her brain gets switched, that is the only way to explain her cognitive dissonance.
Before getting fired vs after getting fired
Oy vey! Muh shekels...
Alfer NFTZ by foxford