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''Note: this is an article about an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] user. For more information, please see the appropriate [[User:AlGore|user page]]. To leave this user a message, please visit their gravesite or try reaching them on a [[Ouija Board]]''<br>
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{{Quote|'''He's not only a cowardly loser that probably never got laid, he was evil incarnate.'''|San Juan County Sheriff Ken Christesen}}
{{Quote|'''He's not only a cowardly loser that probably never got laid, he was evil incarnate.'''|San Juan County Sheriff Ken Christesen}}
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{{Ibhead|<big><big>'''William Atchison'''</big></big>}}
{{ib|[[File:William atchison ('AlGore').jpg|250px]]<br>''This loser never scored.''}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 18, 1996}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''William Atchison'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[ED]] sysop, basement dweller}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|Killed two, did worse than [[Randy Stair]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|Killed 2 (did worse than [[Randy Stair]])}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Lol no}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Lol no}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, [[Ragequit|self-pwnd after being thwarted by a couch]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, [[Ragequit|self-pwnd after being thwarted by a couch]]}}
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'''William Edward Atchison''' (also known by his uncreative aliases '''AlGore''', '''Vance Stone''', '''FuckYou''', '''MrApophis''', and '''SatanicDruggie''') was an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] admin and pasty-faced little runt of a [[manlet]], [[edgelord]], and [[Freckle Chan]]'s suspected cousin who [[school shooting|shot up a school]] in Aztec, [[New Mexico]] on December 7, 2017. Atchison presumably aimed for the high score, but was [[Epic fail|only able to drop two noobs before becoming an hero]].


'''William Edward Atchison''', also known by the countless uncreative aliases '''AlGore''', '''Vance Stone''', '''FuckYou''', '''MrApophis''', and '''SatanicDruggie''', was a pasty-faced little runt of a [[manlet]] and [[edgelord]], also a suspected relative of [[Freckle Chan|Freckle Chan]], who was responsible for a school shooting in Aztec, [[New Mexico]] on December 7, 2017, presumably aiming for the high score, but [[Epic fail|only being able to drop two noobs before an heroing]]. He began a long, slow descent into madness by [[I'm 12 years old and what is this|joining Encyclopedia Dramatica at the age of 11]].  
Bill's long, slow descent into madness began when he [[I'm 12 years old and what is this|joined Encyclopedia Dramatica at the age of 11]]. Fast forward to a decade later, he was so drained of the will to live or accomplish anything that he decided to carry out a [[school shooting]], just like the many he had obsessively worshiped and cataloged in ED articles. His [[Unrealistic expectations|dreams]] of attaining immortality were tragically shot down by the fact that he was a useless pussy who couldn't even get past a sofa barricade held by an [[Your mom|elderly woman]], just as he had secretly feared all along. Thus, this article is entertaining in a way Bill didn't want, but definitely deserved for pulling such a failed stunt.


Fast forward to a decade later, he was so drained of the will to live or accomplish anything that he attempted to carry out a [[school shooting]] like the many he had obsessively worshiped and cataloged in ED articles. His [[Unrealistic expectations|dreams]] of attaining immortality were tragically shot down by the fact that he was a useless pussy who couldn't even get past a sofa barricade put up by a [[Your mom|elderly woman]], just as he had secretly feared all along, which means his article is entertaining in a way he didn't want but definitely deserved for pulling such a failed stunt.
Let's hope that there's WiFi in [[Hell]] so William can read this.
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==Background==
==Background==
[[File:William atchison - plan of action.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Amazingly, this photo is not from ''[[The Onion]]''.]]
[[File:William atchison - plan of action.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Amazingly, this photo is not from ''[[The Onion]]''.]]
Having been born on March 18, 1996 in Aztec, [[Some argue|it is likely]] that William grew up in a trailer with a white trash background just like every other white devil in the state. In high school, he was a loner, [[Trying too hard|wearing a trenchcoat to school everyday]] just like [[Columbine|his idols]], and inevitably got picked on for wearing a trenchcoat in the hot ass desert shithole where he lived. Too dumb to graduate from high school, he ended up working at a gas station, and frittering away his meager Jewgolds on buying FPS gaymes, Doritos, and poor quality [[drugs]]. He certainly never saved up enough to lose his virginity to one of the state's many affordable, [[Cheap|fuck-for-a-buck]], Mexican or Injun [[Whores|whores]], which no doubt increased his fears that [[Fact|he was deeply homosexual]]. Or perhaps he didn't save up for a ride because he knew his [[micropenis|pindick]] wouldn't respond, exposing him to [[Shamefur Dispray|further humiliation]].  
Having been born on March 18, 1996 in Aztec, [[Some argue|it is likely]] that William grew up in a trailer with a white trash background just like every other white devil in the state. In high school, he was a loner, [[Trying too hard|wearing a trenchcoat to school everyday]] just like [[Columbine|his idols]], and inevitably got picked on for wearing a trenchcoat in the hot ass desert shithole where he lived. Too dumb to graduate from high school, he ended up working at a gas station and frittering away his meager Jewgolds on buying FPS games, Doritos, and poor quality [[drugs]]. He certainly never saved up enough to lose his virginity to one of the state's many affordable, [[Cheap|fuck-for-a-buck]], Mexican or Injun [[Whores|whores]], which no doubt increased his fears that [[Fact|he was deeply homosexual]]. Or perhaps he didn't save up for a ride because he knew his [[micropenis|pindick]] wouldn't respond, exposing him to [[Shamefur Dispray|further humiliation]].  


On the other hand, or Willy's other girlfriend as it came to be, he did display some initiative by managing to scrape together enough from his pocket-money wages to buy a Glock from a licensed dealer some time in 2017 (not that it makes much of a difference seeing guns are as accessible in New Mexico as alcohol and STDs). A new 9mm Glock costs at least $400 and probably more like $550. That's half a grand that Atchison could have used to improve his life. Some [[CS III|IT studies]] to bolster his résumé? A second-hand [[Exploding Van|car,]] to widen his job prospects? A [[Crackwhore|reasonable whore]] and half-a-dozen points of [[Cocaine|chang]], with change left over for Taco Bell and a wasted weekend on the beer?
On the other hand, or Willy's other girlfriend as it came to be, he did display some initiative by managing to scrape together enough from his pocket-money wages to buy a Glock from a licensed dealer sometime in 2017 (not that it makes much of a difference seeing guns are as accessible in New Mexico as alcohol and STDs). A new 9mm Glock costs at least $400 and probably more like $550. That's half a grand that Atchison could have used to improve his life. Some [[CS III|IT studies]] to bolster his résumé? A second-hand [[Exploding Van|car,]] to widen his job prospects? A [[Crackwhore|reasonable whore]] and half-a-dozen points of [[Cocaine|change]], with change left over for Taco Bell and a wasted weekend on the beer?


Eventually, he gave up completely on trying to have a meaningful life or find a girlfriend/hooker, and instead settled for becoming a sexless [[atheist|fedora-tipping]] [https://kiwifarms.net/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FwCxpTjJ.png&hash=5c3151c3eb13d173ab6024a397b72d79 brony/furfag] who shitposted on [[pol|/pol/]], eventually becoming a [[useless|sysop on ED]].
Eventually, he gave up completely on trying to have a meaningful life or find a girlfriend/hooker, and instead settled for becoming a sexless [[atheist|fedora-tipping]] [https://kiwifarms.net/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FwCxpTjJ.png&hash=5c3151c3eb13d173ab6024a397b72d79 brony/furfag] who shitposted on [[pol|/pol/]], eventually becoming a [[useless|sysop on ED]].
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==The shooting==
==The shooting==
[[Image:William_Atchison_-_Who_Would_Win.jpg|right|thumb|<center>School used COUCH! It's super effective!</center>]]
[[Image:William_Atchison_-_Who_Would_Win.jpg|thumb|School used COUCH! It's super effective!]]
{{quote|'''Work sucks, school sucks, life sucks. I just want out of this shit.'''|Suicide note, completely avoiding any responsibility for his own shitty situation and ripping off [[Kimveer Gill|another failure]]<br />Note that the dutiful prole nonetheless ''literally'' planned to work until the day he died (see note above).}}
{{quote|'''Work sucks, school sucks, life sucks. I just want out of this shit.'''|Suicide note, completely avoiding any responsibility for his own shitty situation and ripping off [[Kimveer Gill|another failure]]. Note that the dutiful prole ''literally'' planned to work until the day he died (see note above).}}
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The shooting happened on [[Pearl Harbor|the 7th of December,]] [[Nevar forget|2017.]] Atchison (known on [[Blockland]] as [[faggot|Sephiroth]]) entered Aztec High School disguised as a student and made his way to a 2nd-floor bathroom where he was [[literally]] caught with his [[pedo|pants down by an actual student]], causing Atchison to panic.
The shooting happened on [[Pearl Harbor|the 7th of December,]] [[Nevar forget|2017.]] Atchison (known on [[Blockland]] as [[faggot|Sephiroth]]) entered Aztec High School disguised as a student and made his way to a 2nd floor bathroom where he was [[literally]] caught with his [[pedo|pants down by an actual student]], causing Atchison to panic.


With his plan jeopardized by the child in front of him, he shot and killed the student and ran out into the hallway, desperately searching for another victim. After picking off a second stranded target he sought out a classroom to hold hostage, [[Lmao|but got cucked when he discovered a sofa was placed in his path]].
With his plan jeopardized by the child in front of him, he shot and killed the student and ran out into the hallway, desperately searching for another victim. After picking off a second stranded target he sought out a classroom to hold hostage, [[Lmao|but got cucked when he discovered a sofa was placed in his path]].
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==Loadout==
==Loadout==
[[File:Supercouch111.jpg|thumb|right|400px|<center>He never foresaw the militarization of couches</center>]]
[[File:Supercouch111.jpg|thumb|400px|He never foresaw the militarization of couches. GG.]]
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==Online presence==
==Online presence==
[[File:William atchison - troll TOW edit.png|thumb|right|The truth is out!]]
[[File:William atchison - troll TOW edit.png|thumb|right|[[Wikipedia]] got it right! The truth is out!]]
[[Image:William_Atchison_-_Making_Death_Threats.png|right|thumb|Making random death threats was like his way<br>of shaking hands with people on the Internets.]]
[[Image:William_Atchison_-_Making_Death_Threats.png|right|thumb|Making random death threats was Willy's way of shaking hands with people online.]]
[[File:cs_aztec.jpg|thumb|right|Algore's POV]]
[[File:cs_aztec.jpg|thumb|right|AlGore's POV]]
Suffering from [[Ass Burgers|the tism]] and never able to make friends irl, Atchison spent <s>the majority</s> <b>ALL</b> of his time running around online constantly screeching "NIGGER" and "KILL YOURSELF" and all sorts of other tired, unimaginative nonsense. Even in more pedestrian level forums, the "shock" value of his pedantic [[alt-right]] wannabe parroting always wore thin pretty quickly.
Suffering from [[Ass Burgers|the tism]] and never able to make friends irl, Atchison spent <s>the majority</s> <b>ALL</b> of his time running around online constantly screeching "NIGGER" and "KILL YOURSELF" and all sorts of other tired, unimaginative nonsense. Even in more pedestrian level forums, the "shock" value of his pedantic [[alt-right]] wannabe parroting always wore thin pretty quickly.


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On Steam, Atchison would befriend [[Ali David Sonboly]] (and consequently contributed to his ED page more than anyone else) in between leaving edgy reviews on video games such as Wolfenstein and [[Hatred]], getting himself v& for [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|cheating in online matches]].
On Steam, Atchison would befriend [[Ali David Sonboly]] (and consequently contributed to his ED page more than anyone else) in between leaving edgy reviews on video games such as Wolfenstein and [[Hatred]], getting himself v& for [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|cheating in online matches]].


Meanwhile on Kiwi Farms he was also a largely unknown poster. He attempted to get in good graces with the staff, probably hoping he could get sysop on their own wiki much as he did here on ED. One of his last few posts involved thirsting after fellow failed mass shooter, [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]].
Meanwhile, on Kiwi Farms he was also a largely unknown poster. He attempted to get in good graces with the staff, probably hoping he could get sysop on their own wiki much as he did here on ED. One of his last few posts involved thirsting after fellow failed mass shooter, [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]].


===Profiles===
===Profiles===
[[Attention whore|William]] left a lot of evidence for people to find after he killed himself, including his numerous online profiles. The following are publicly-known as of February 2019:
[[Attention whore|William]] left a lot of evidence for people to find after he killed himself, including his numerous online profiles. The following are publicly-known as of June 2019:


* {{ytuser|barajara|<s>barajara</s>}} - Main YouTube channel. '''Now terminated.'''
* {{ytuser|barajara|<s>barajara</s>}} - Main YouTube channel. '''Now terminated.'''
** {{ytuser2|UCVR-ZWbp8czJAYooSCKI9pg|Lance Stone}} - Alternate YouTube channel.
** {{Ytchannel|UCVR-ZWbp8czJAYooSCKI9pg|Lance Stone}} - Alternate YouTube channel.
** {{ytuser2|UCVEBfk6XUwfwjKqIObMA1Zg|Baldo McFaggot}} - Alternative YouTube channel, #2.
** {{Ytchannel|UCVEBfk6XUwfwjKqIObMA1Zg|Baldo McFaggot}} - Alternative YouTube channel, #2.
** {{ytuser|eldigato|Augustus Freeman}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #3.
** {{ytuser|eldigato|Augustus Freeman}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #3.
** {{ytuser2|UC9apPbglWyizlMmNxaGirmg|MrApophis}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #4.
** {{Ytchannel|UC9apPbglWyizlMmNxaGirmg|MrApophis}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #4.
** {{ytuser2|UCqgxI3fPtIi743NUaFDRGiQ|Cho Seung Hui 4.0}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #5.
** {{Ytchannel|UCqgxI3fPtIi743NUaFDRGiQ|Cho Seung Hui 4.0}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #5.
** {{ytuser2|UCmVTfyjyzzI87DzIPgw4mlw|Bob 2.0}} - YouTube channel with his videos uploaded a day before the shooting. Named after [[Bob8466]].
** {{Ytchannel|UCf1agPrxkOMlfzLvD7frdIQ|Drake Goodwin}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #6.
** {{Ytchannel|UC3bNz1KWMpfhO22eLE3OJCA|Blockdude}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #7 with only 2 videos.
** {{Ytchannel|UCmVTfyjyzzI87DzIPgw4mlw|Bob 2.0}} - YouTube channel with his videos uploaded a day before the shooting. Named after [[Bob8466]].
** {{ytuser|TheOrangeBlock|TheOrangeBlock}} - Oldest YouTube channel known, created in November of 2008. Primarily focused on Blockland.
** {{ytuser|TheOrangeBlock|TheOrangeBlock}} - Oldest YouTube channel known, created in November of 2008. Primarily focused on Blockland.
* {{Steamid|1100203|<s>WA3</s>}} - Main Steam account. '''Now removed (most likely by [[Valve]]).''' (Archived: {{archive|SYmzf|1}} {{wayback|https://steamcommunity.com/id/or1g1nal1ty|title=2}}) ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198041347152 SteamRep])
* {{Steamid|1100203|<s>WA3</s>}} - Main Steam account. '''Now removed (most likely by [[Valve]]).''' (Archived: {{archive|SYmzf|1}} {{wayback|https://steamcommunity.com/id/or1g1nal1ty|title=2}}) ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198041347152 SteamRep])
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** {{Steamid|v0002|<s>Ganon/Sephiroth</s>}} - Old Steam account that has Blockland name, mentions stuff that is reminiscent of back in the day. Last logged in May 2016. '''Now also removed by Valve.''' ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197998718090 SteamRep])
** {{Steamid|v0002|<s>Ganon/Sephiroth</s>}} - Old Steam account that has Blockland name, mentions stuff that is reminiscent of back in the day. Last logged in May 2016. '''Now also removed by Valve.''' ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197998718090 SteamRep])
* {{Xbox|El Digato}} - Xbox Live gamertag.
* {{Xbox|El Digato}} - Xbox Live gamertag.
* {{Skype|mr.apophis}} - Skype account. (N.b., naming himself for [[Apophis|an asteroid predicted to wipe out humankind]])
* {{Skype|mr.apophis}} - Skype account. (N.b., naming himself after [[Apophis|an asteroid predicted to wipe out humankind]])
* {{Discord|user|W A|5977}} - Discord account.
* {{Discord|user|W A|5977}} - Discord account.
* <s>{{wikialink|eldigato||Eldigato Wikia}}</s> {{wayback|eldigato.wikia.com/wiki/Eldigato_Wiki|20171212215512}} - Wikia that was set up for himself. Has [[Eminem]] lyrics.
* <s>{{wikialink|eldigato||Eldigato Wikia}}</s> {{wayback|eldigato.wikia.com/wiki/Eldigato_Wiki|20171212215512}} - Wikia that was set up for himself. Has [[Eminem]] lyrics.
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** [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/185809535/william-edward-atchison William Edward “Vance Stone” Atchison] - His memorial on Find A Grave.
** [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/185809535/william-edward-atchison William Edward “Vance Stone” Atchison] - His memorial on Find A Grave.
* [https://e621.net/user/show/70370 eldigato] - [[e621]] account.
* [https://e621.net/user/show/70370 eldigato] - [[e621]] account.
* [https://s1356.photobucket.com/user/eldigato/profile photobucket]
* [https://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/billisbill/5236977/ GAIA]
* [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u791 ChoSeungHui] - account on Columbine-forum.
* [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u2444 FIBAgent] - account on Columbine-forum.


===Forum Posts===
===Forum Posts===
* [http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town Stuck in a Rural Redneck town] - Self-explanatory post, whining about the town he lives in, himself and his family. (Archived: {{archive|vuXuR|1}} {{wayback|http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town|title=2}})
* [http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town Stuck in a Rural Redneck town] - Self-explanatory post, whining about the town he lives in, himself, and his family. (Archived: {{archive|vuXuR|1}} {{wayback|http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town|title=2}})
* [https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742 Entry #16] - A 2016 Newgrounds post saying his goodbyes and once again, complaining. (Archived: {{archive|q9GdH|1}} {{wayback|https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742|title=2}})
* [https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742 Entry #16] - A 2016 Newgrounds post saying his goodbyes and once again, complaining. (Archived: {{archive|q9GdH|1}} {{wayback|https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742|title=2}})
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==Galleries==
==Galleries==
{{cg|General|1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:William_Atchison_-_Never_Scored.jpg|He never hi scored.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Autism.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Hero_Couch.jpg|Not all heroes wear capes. This one saved a teacher and her class from an autistic psychopath.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Funeral_Expenses_GoFundMe.jpg|His father tried to setup a GoFundMe page to pay for <s>funeral expenses</s> meth.
Image:William_Atchison_-_He_Was_Big_Into_Sucking.png
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Image:blockingoutthehaters.jpeg
Image:anotheranglewill.png|Wide Angle
File:Mariogoatse.jpeg
File:The onion - NBC retracts story of al gore's death (nov 15, 2000).png|[[Yes|Coincidence?]]
File:Algoresig1.jpg|Start of his sick nature
File:Algoresig2.jpg|The ending of his sick nature
File:William Atchison Randy Stair side by side comparison.jpg|Separated at birth?
File:uhohtinky.jpg
File:Columbineaztecjpeg.jpeg |[[Columbine|Fell short from his goal]].
File:realnoteleftbywill.jpg|The real note left behind that the FBI didn't want you to see!
File:Willy wasted cool.png|Too cool to succecfully shoot up my school
File:Willy wasted.png|Wasted
File:Willy wasted closeup.png|up close
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Image:William_Atchison_-_2_Edgy_4_Me.png|He had pervasive thoughts about killing and torture.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_01.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Anger_Management.png
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Edgelord.png
Image:William_Atchison_-_Childhood_-_01.jpg|He was as ugly as a child as he was as an adult.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Edgelord_2_Eletric_Boogaloo.png|Woah, don't cut yourself<br>on that sharp edge!
Image:Happyatchison.png|Happy Atchison :)
File:Familypicturecouch.png|Family Picture
File:Monkeywiliam.jpg|Monkey William
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File:William Playing Playing Chess.png
File:William Atchison buying gun.jpg|Caught on CCTV buying his Glock with [[daddy]]
File:William Atchison buying gun 2.png|Another screenshot with buying gun
Image:William_Atchison rare pic.png|Rare pic of him found on [[Tumblr]]
File:Atchisonandpiggles.png|"meandpiggles"
File:William Atchison shooting plan and suicide note.png|Document of [[fail]] detailing his original plan
Image:William_Atchison_-_Last_ED_IP_Login.jpg|Last ED IP login.
File:William Atchison desktop.jpg|His desktop a week before his shooting (he [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleted everything]]).
Image:William_Atchison_-_131_Hours_Of_Training_And_He_FAILED.png|Video games can't prepare you for the real thing.
File:Willys gun.png|His perpertrator
File:Willy hitman.png|Hitman gameplay
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Image:Gayaliaslol.png |Gay alias
Image:Hackerwill.png
Image:Canadianatchison.png|Irony
Image:Funniejokelolmeme.png|More irony
Image:Nbcnewwill.png|You made it onto NBC news!
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Image:robloxknockoff.jpg|his character on a even shittier version of roblox
Image:Edgefag.jpg|Woah, don't cut yourself<br>on that sharp edge!
Image:William_Atchison_-_Emo_Like_Squall.png|He self-identified with video game characters rather than real people.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Emo_Like_Squall.png|He self-identified with video game characters rather than real people.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Future_Self.png|He writes a message to his future (dead) self.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Future_Self.png|He writes a message to his future (dead) self.
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SatanicDruggie is gay.png|Confessing about his night of degenerate passion with a gay rapist
SatanicDruggie is gay.png|Confessing about his night of degenerate passion with a gay rapist
File:William_foreshadowing.jpeg|Foreshadowing
File:William_foreshadowing.jpeg|Foreshadowing
File:Screenshot 1895.1.png| This faggot was infact a [[Furry]]
File:Skunkfartlulz.jpg| This faggot was infact a [[furry]]
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Roblox_Community.png|The Roblox Community
Image:Mommalove.png
Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_4_Chan.png|4 Chan
Image:bearwoodmeme.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Drop_Dead_Cynical.png|Drop Dead Cynical
Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Drop_Dead_Cynical.png|Drop Dead Cynical
Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Kiwi_Farms.jpg|Kiwi Farms
Image:Reactionreddit.png|Reddit's reaction
Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_LIC.jpg|EDF
Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_LIC.jpg|EDF
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Never_Scored.jpg|He never hi scored.
Image:William_Atchison_-_131_Hours_Of_Training_And_He_FAILED.png|Video games can't prepare you for the real thing.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Autism.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Hero_Couch.jpg|Not all heroes wear capes. This one saved a teacher and her class from an autistic psychopath.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Funeral_Expenses_GoFundMe.jpg|His father tried to setup a GoFundMe page to pay for <s>funeral expenses</s> meth.
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_01.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_02.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_03.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_04.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_05.jpg
Image:William_Atchison_-_Last_ED_IP_Login.jpg|Last ED IP login.
Image:William_Atchison_-_He_Was_Big_Into_Sucking.png
Image:William_Atchison_-_Childhood_-_01.jpg|He was as ugly as a child as he was as an adult.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Childhood_-_02.jpg|A face not even his<br>mother could love.
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_Doctor_Couch.jpg
Image:William Atchison Mom.png
File:The onion - NBC retracts story of al gore's death (nov 15, 2000).png|[[Yes|Coincidence?]]
File:Algoresig1.jpg|Start of his sick nature
File:Algoresig2.jpg|The ending of his sick nature
File:William Atchison Randy Stair side by side comparison.jpg|Separated at birth?
File:William Atchison shooting plan and suicide note.png|Document of [[fail]] detailing his original plan
File:William Atchison buying gun.jpg|Caught on CCTV buying his Glock with [[daddy]]
Image:William_Atchison rare pic.png|Rare pic of him found on [[Tumblr]]
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{{cg|Shit he posted to ED in the month leading up to the attack|4|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:When-the-school-shooting-wikipedia-page-reads-you-can-help-24616215.png|November 19th
Image:When-the-school-shooting-wikipedia-page-reads-you-can-help-24616215.png|November 19th
Image:When-the-school-shooter-is-holding-you-hostage-but-youve-21238924.png|November 19th
Image:When-the-school-shooter-is-holding-you-hostage-but-youve-21238924.png|November 19th
Image:School_shooting_plan.jpg|November 29th
Image:School_shooting_plan.jpg|November 29th
File:123billyatch890.png
Image:When-you-and-ya-classmates-are-hiding-from-the-school-24519008.png|November 19th
Image:When-you-and-ya-classmates-are-hiding-from-the-school-24519008.png|November 19th
Image:GUN_FREE_ZONE_Murderers.png|November 19th
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Image:GUN_FREE_ZONE_Murderers.png|November 19th
Image:Felt_girlfriend.png|November 29th<br>Never added to an article.
Image:Felt_girlfriend.png|November 29th<br>Never added to an article.
Image:Player_Attacked_Team_Mate.jpg|November 19th<br>Screenshot of [[Sebastian Bosse|Bastian Bosse's]] [[Counter-Strike|CS]] map. Never added to an article.
Image:Player_Attacked_Team_Mate.jpg|November 19th<br>Screenshot of [[Sebastian Bosse|Bastian Bosse's]] [[Counter-Strike|CS]] map. Never added to an article.
Image:FF8_Favorite_Game.jpg|November 19th - His own post, he was "antisocial" because he played video games instead of interacting with other kids.
Image:FF8_Favorite_Game.jpg|November 19th - His own post, [[Chris-chan|he was "antisocial" because he played video games instead of interacting with other kids.]]
Image:When-the-school-shooter-finds-you-under-the-table-what-11299703.png|November 19th
Image:When-the-school-shooter-finds-you-under-the-table-what-11299703.png|November 19th
Image:Blockland_Pepe.png|November 19th - He pretended to be an edgelord Nazi even in children's games.
Image:Blockland_Pepe.png|November 19th - He pretended to be an edgelord Nazi even in children's games.
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Image:How_A_Nigger_Calculates.jpg|November 18th - The irony is absolutely astounding.
Image:How_A_Nigger_Calculates.jpg|November 18th - The irony is absolutely astounding.
Image:Jewish_expulsion.png|November 18th<br>Never added to an article.
Image:Jewish_expulsion.png|November 18th<br>Never added to an article.
Image:IDF_are_Human_Rights_Abusers.png|November 18th - Just one example of his countless spam/propaganda images/links.
Image:IDF_are_Human_Rights_Abusers.png|November 18th - [[Aspie|Just one example of his countless spam/propaganda images/links.]]
Image:Mass_shooting_spam_4chan.png|November 19th - Pretty sure that last post is his.
Image:Mass_shooting_spam_4chan.png|November 19th - Pretty sure that last post is his.
Image:Shoot_Cho_Seung_Hui.jpg|November 19th - This might be a picture of himself and his gun.
Image:Shoot_Cho_Seung_Hui.jpg|November 19th - Lol he wished he could score as high as [[Cho]].
Image:Sexism_Chariot.jpg|November 3rd<br>Never added to an article.
Image:Sexism_Chariot.jpg|November 3rd<br>Never added to an article.
Image:Civilization_Ruined_by_Female_Sexuality.png| November 7th<br>Never added to an article.
Image:Civilization_Ruined_by_Female_Sexuality.png| November 7th<br>Never added to an article.
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File:William Atchison`s autopsy 5.jpg|
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==Score==
==Score==
{| style="{{roundy|18px}}{{gradlinear|red|orange}}box-shadow:0 3px 6px gray;padding:1em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2" border="0"
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
|-
| colspan="2" style="height:9px;overflow:hidden;" |
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|2/20 - ''Did worse than [[Randy Stair]]''
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|5/20 -  ''Shot at a wall for two minutes''
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|7/20 -  ''Disguised himself as a student to get inside''
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|2/20 -  ''School shootings are so common now that nobody noticed''
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
| -1/20 - ''Couldn't even make it on the [[High Score]]''
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 15/100 ('''F-''')</big>
|}


<center>'''Sofa cuck'''</center>
{{GradedScore|2|Did worse than [[Randy Stair]]|5|Shot at a wall for two minutes|7|Disguised himself as a student to get inside|2|School shootings are so common now that nobody noticed| -1|Couldn't even make it on the [[High Score]] leaderboard|15|F-|Sofa cuck}}
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>
{{WantedLevel|level=1}}
 
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<span style="font-size:16pt;">'''Wanted Level:'''</span>
<br>
<span> ___________________ </span>
{|align="center"
|[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]
|}
<span> ___________________ </span>
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|[[File:Wanted1mallcop.png|128px]]
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<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Mall Cop'''</span>
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==See also==
==See also==
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*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticans]]
*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticans]]
*[[Gore]] - By name, and by nature.
*[[Gore]] - By name, and by nature.
*[[Trying too hard]]
*[[High Score]] - The page that he looked at every day, and [[Nope|now has the first entry you see in all his glory]].
*[[High Score]] - The page that he looked at every day, and [[Nope|now has the first entry you see in all his glory]].
*[[Kiwi Farms]] - Another website where he tried to get people to notice him, failing to get it until his an hero.
*[[Kiwi Farms]] - Another website where he tried to get people to notice him, failing to get it until his an hero.
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]] - How usurping Harris and Klebold is done, Al.
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]] - How usurping Harris and Klebold is done, Al.
*[[Mizhi County No. 3 Middle School Attack]]
*[[Mizhi County No. 3 Middle School Attack]]
*[[Sol Pais|Pais, Sol]] - Someone with fewer kills than the couch cuck.
*[[Sandy Hook]] - Hahaha, no.
*[[Sandy Hook]] - Hahaha, no.
*[[Elliot Rodger|Rodger, Elliot]]
*[[Elliot Rodger|Rodger, Elliot]]
*[[Not gay|Sex]] - What could have prevented all this.
*[[Not gay|Sex]] - What could have prevented all this.
*[[Munich Massacre|Sonboly, Ali David]] - His friend who he used to troll with, also went amok.
*[[Munich Massacre|Sonboly, Ali David]] - His friend who he used to troll with, also went amok.
*[[Randy Robert Stair|Stair, Randy Robert]] - Randy was able to get ghost pussy when he became an hero.
*[[Randy Robert Stair|Stair, Randy Robert]] - Unlike William he managed to become famous in his death, and managed to get more kills.
*[[User:AlGore]] - Future criminologists, start here.
*[[User:AlGore]] - Future criminologists, start here.
*[[Virgin|Virgins (72)]] - Now upgraded to 73, including Al.
*[[Virgin|Virgins (72)]] - Now upgraded to 73, including Al.
*[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]] - What William serves as an example of.


==External links==
==External links==
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* {{wikilink|Aztec_High_School_shooting|Even ToW has covered his failure}} (Archived: {{archive|ZzCxS|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec_High_School_shooting|title=2}})
* {{wikilink|Aztec_High_School_shooting|Even ToW has covered his failure}} (Archived: {{archive|ZzCxS|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec_High_School_shooting|title=2}})
* [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say '''CONSPIRACY ALERT!'''] - in Amalia NM, just three hours from Al's hometown, a terrorist cell that was training school shooters has been busted (Archived: {{archive|0vvsh|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say|title=2}})
* [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say '''CONSPIRACY ALERT!'''] - in Amalia NM, just three hours from Al's hometown, a terrorist cell that was training school shooters has been busted (Archived: {{archive|0vvsh|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say|title=2}})
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* [https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view Atchison's FBI file] - showing that he was already known to them for some (redacted) reason (Archived: {{webcite|78uRGTzQR|1}} {{wayback|https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view|title=2}})
 
* [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/Atchison-Autopsy-Report.pdf His autopsy report] [[:File:William atchison autopsy report (2017).pdf|{{colortext|GREEN|(Fukken saved)}}]] - the key finding is pictured below:
[[File:William atchison autopsy - testicles "unremarkable".png|center]]
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Revision as of 06:47, 12 October 2020

File:Williamatchisonsega.png
William is living it up in lulz hell heaven.
This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT omfg William Atchison's dead body Has been posted on the internet!!!].!!!1

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NEVAR!!!! This user was willing to die for the lulz... and did.


   
“ 		 
He's not only a cowardly loser that probably never got laid, he was evil incarnate.
  		„
  		 

—San Juan County Sheriff Ken Christesen



#CouchCrew2k15 #TangoDown



This loser never scored.
William Atchison
Born March 18, 1996
Nationality Americunt
Occupation ED sysop, basement dweller
High score Killed 2 (did worse than Randy Stair)
Top 50? Lol no
Style FPS, Singleplayer
An Hero? Yes, self-pwnd after being thwarted by a couch

William Edward Atchison (also known by his uncreative aliases AlGore, Vance Stone, FuckYou, MrApophis, and SatanicDruggie) was an Encyclopedia Dramatica admin and pasty-faced little runt of a manlet, edgelord, and Freckle Chan's suspected cousin who shot up a school in Aztec, New Mexico on December 7, 2017. Atchison presumably aimed for the high score, but was only able to drop two noobs before becoming an hero.

Bill's long, slow descent into madness began when he joined Encyclopedia Dramatica at the age of 11. Fast forward to a decade later, he was so drained of the will to live or accomplish anything that he decided to carry out a school shooting, just like the many he had obsessively worshiped and cataloged in ED articles. His dreams of attaining immortality were tragically shot down by the fact that he was a useless pussy who couldn't even get past a sofa barricade held by an elderly woman, just as he had secretly feared all along. Thus, this article is entertaining in a way Bill didn't want, but definitely deserved for pulling such a failed stunt.

Let's hope that there's WiFi in Hell so William can read this.

Background

Amazingly, this photo is not from The Onion.

Having been born on March 18, 1996 in Aztec, it is likely that William grew up in a trailer with a white trash background just like every other white devil in the state. In high school, he was a loner, wearing a trenchcoat to school everyday just like his idols, and inevitably got picked on for wearing a trenchcoat in the hot ass desert shithole where he lived. Too dumb to graduate from high school, he ended up working at a gas station and frittering away his meager Jewgolds on buying FPS games, Doritos, and poor quality drugs. He certainly never saved up enough to lose his virginity to one of the state's many affordable, fuck-for-a-buck, Mexican or Injun whores, which no doubt increased his fears that he was deeply homosexual. Or perhaps he didn't save up for a ride because he knew his pindick wouldn't respond, exposing him to further humiliation.

On the other hand, or Willy's other girlfriend as it came to be, he did display some initiative by managing to scrape together enough from his pocket-money wages to buy a Glock from a licensed dealer sometime in 2017 (not that it makes much of a difference seeing guns are as accessible in New Mexico as alcohol and STDs). A new 9mm Glock costs at least $400 and probably more like $550. That's half a grand that Atchison could have used to improve his life. Some IT studies to bolster his résumé? A second-hand car, to widen his job prospects? A reasonable whore and half-a-dozen points of change, with change left over for Taco Bell and a wasted weekend on the beer?

Eventually, he gave up completely on trying to have a meaningful life or find a girlfriend/hooker, and instead settled for becoming a sexless fedora-tipping brony/furfag who shitposted on /pol/, eventually becoming a sysop on ED.

Almost V&

A frequent visitor to Steam game discussions, our boy Willy was first investigated by the feds, both local police and FBI, back in 2014 or 2015 (by his account) when somebody reported his profile to fuck with him. There was hypocrisy here, as he frowned upon people saying the most depraved shit for shock value, but he participated in the same things he whined and bitched about others doing it himself.

In 2016, the dipshit made comments to other online gamers about carrying out a school shooting and which assault rifle was best suited to the task. Because of course, telling unknown numbers of complete strangers what you are planning is the perfect way to keep it secret. Unsurprisingly, the Feebs were on his doorstep pretty much immediately. Also unsurprisingly, Atchison pussied out of it by telling the G-Men that he was just trolling. Since he didn't have a gun of any kind, the lawmen decided he was just some stupid kid and posed no threat to anyone.

The shooting

School used COUCH! It's super effective!
   
“ 		 
Work sucks, school sucks, life sucks. I just want out of this shit.
  		„
  		 

—Suicide note, completely avoiding any responsibility for his own shitty situation and ripping off another failure. Note that the dutiful prole literally planned to work until the day he died (see note above).



The shooting happened on the 7th of December, 2017. Atchison (known on Blockland as Sephiroth) entered Aztec High School disguised as a student and made his way to a 2nd-floor bathroom where he was literally caught with his pants down by an actual student, causing Atchison to panic.

With his plan jeopardized by the child in front of him, he shot and killed the student and ran out into the hallway, desperately searching for another victim. After picking off a second stranded target he sought out a classroom to hold hostage, but got cucked when he discovered a sofa was placed in his path.

He rightfully killed himself in shame as the police surrounded him and he came to the realization that he was actually more pathetic of a manchild than Randy Robert Stair.

Loadout

He never foresaw the militarization of couches. GG.
Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Glock 19 Gen 4
  • 761 hours experience in CS:GO.
  • Thrown: Backpack
  • Perk 1: Ghost Pro
  • Invisible against Spy Planes and Substitute Teachers.

Online presence

Wikipedia got it right! The truth is out!
Making random death threats was Willy's way of shaking hands with people online.
AlGore's POV

Suffering from the tism and never able to make friends irl, Atchison spent the majority ALL of his time running around online constantly screeching "NIGGER" and "KILL YOURSELF" and all sorts of other tired, unimaginative nonsense. Even in more pedestrian level forums, the "shock" value of his pedantic alt-right wannabe parroting always wore thin pretty quickly.

He was not liked by anyone and his presence was only ever tolerated when he could be put to work as an online janitor, cleaning up wiki pages like ED. That was really the only useful purpose he ever served online and it was his one outlet of self-importance and he felt a great deal of virtual control by editing wiki sites like ED and as such routinely abused his position of imagined power by uploading thousands upon thousands of unironic white supremacist propaganda and meandering hate screed against niggers, Jews, SJWs and pretty much anyone not of the overly cuntservative cracker ass persuasion. Once this began to booze on out of control, several ED admins took to the forums to voice their concerns with the way he was basically fucking up everything on the site.

On Steam, Atchison would befriend Ali David Sonboly (and consequently contributed to his ED page more than anyone else) in between leaving edgy reviews on video games such as Wolfenstein and Hatred, getting himself v& for cheating in online matches.

Meanwhile, on Kiwi Farms he was also a largely unknown poster. He attempted to get in good graces with the staff, probably hoping he could get sysop on their own wiki much as he did here on ED. One of his last few posts involved thirsting after fellow failed mass shooter, Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath.

Profiles

William left a lot of evidence for people to find after he killed himself, including his numerous online profiles. The following are publicly-known as of June 2019:

Forum Posts

  • Stuck in a Rural Redneck town - Self-explanatory post, whining about the town he lives in, himself, and his family. (Archived: 1 2)
  • Entry #16 - A 2016 Newgrounds post saying his goodbyes and once again, complaining. (Archived: 1 2)

Videos

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Galleries

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Evidence Lockup About missing Pics
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Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 2/20 Did worse than Randy Stair
Accuracy: 5/20 Shot at a wall for two minutes
Style: 7/20 Disguised himself as a student to get inside
Butthurt: 2/20 School shootings are so common now that nobody noticed
Bonus: -1/20 Couldn't even make it on the High Score leaderboard
Total Score: 15/100 (F-)
Sofa cuck
See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


See also

Confirmed: Satanist and Freemason

William Atchison
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