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Hello Iran? Do you have nucular weapons?

Not entirely true; at least Hitler didn't work for the Jews like Dubya.

"say you will about his presidential performance...but the monkey sure can dance."

George brings his own style to the fireside chat.

...and he shalt receive the mark of the beast on his forehead.

Typical W supporter, although thinner than most.

George "W" Bush, also known as Dubya, George Derp-a-you, and the American Idiot, was the first Ass to Mouth conservative leader of the not so free world (unfortunately) at least 100 years ago until the job was outsourced to a Kenyan illegal immigrant named Barack Obama. Before becoming the most fail President in history (at least until, arguably, Hussein 0bongo from the Congo), he ran a shitty failure of an oil company, was the owner of the Texas Rangers, a shitty failure of a baseball team, and was Chief Executioner for the State of Texas, land of Jesus freaks and Mexicans.

He is the Republican version of Jimmy Carter minus the good intentions and awesome alcoholic brother. Behind the mask of stupidity, W is secretly one of the most brilliant men to ever exist. Disagreeing with this statement means that you are a terrorist, hate America, and forgot Poland. In addition, anyone who thought W. was retarded automatically voted for Barack Obama. It has been outlawed by W. supporters to dislike both W. and Obama. If you don't like Bush, according to Sean Hannity, you are a commie, hippie, socialist, and a faggot.

During his life he managed to dodge the Vietnam war, rig presidential elections, not once, but twice (which says a lot about the stupidity of the average Americunt), pass all the laws he ever wanted to pass (making him the first real dictator of the USA), while making himself, his family and all of his friends very rich by starting two wars. Some argue that W is the greatest president evar for his epic lulz and for making Europe, Britain, NATO, various parts of Mexican, and most of the Middle East his personal bitches. W has caused more butthurt to the world than any other troll IRL, leading to the theory that he is actually the physical incarnation of Trolldin on Earth. He also possesses the remarkable ability to dodge any and all objects thrown at him.

The Tale of Fail

Dubya was raised in New Haven, Connecticut, the granddaughter of Senator Prescott Bush, who made a fortune doing business with the German government at a controversial time when most other businessmen refrained from doing so, for some mysterious reason. Dubya's father, also named President Bush, was the Director of the CIA before becoming President. One day, he moved his growing family to Texas where they somehow picked up Texan accents. (Later, President Bush's brother Jeb insisted that he had been raised in Florida, not Texas.)

In her teenage years, young Dubya spent many happy summer days fellating Bin Laden boys, old family friends. BBQs, tennis, golf, jet-ski, all the usual down-home recreational activities of a Texas country girl. Dubya and young Osama - "Sammy" - were especially close. They used to organize the most amazing midnight circle-jerks, really the talk of the town! As they grew older, Dubya and Sammy would have little contests: Who could snort the longest line of coke in one go? Invariably, Dubya was the winnar.

Eventually, the good times must end - or must they? Dubya was about to get drafted for the Vietnam War. His family connections, however, easily got him a place in the "Texas Air National Guard," a non-existent fighting squadron based at a beautiful lake in the Texas countryside. Her primary responsibilities included "more of the same": Rest & recreation, a-whiffin' and a-chuggin'! This went on for several years, and Dubya was awarded numerous medals for bravery (for example, for doing a belly flop, on purpose, from the high diving board - hilarious!).

After the war, Dubya's parents decided that it was time for her to go to the slave camp. Arriving at Yale slave camp for niggers, she quickly became the most laughed at , ugly faggot of the trendy DKE fraternity, and as a member of the "Skull & Bones" secret society. Along with new best-buddies John Kerry (later MassaJEWsetts Senator) and George Pataki (later Jew York Governor), Dubya really let it all hang out. She even appeared in some sketches on the popular "Laugh-In" TV program, and marched in the first "Stonewall" Gay Pride march. Unfortunately, however, like most fags of that era, she had to have nasal re-section surgery to repair cartilage obliterated by many years of cocaine. His doctors solemnly advised her that if she kept on doing those white lines, then one day it could kill her. They recommended that she switch to huffin' gold spray paint. Dubya took them up on this advice, and has nevar once looked back.

As she grew into the prime of womanhood, Dubya felt a little bit bored of all the partying. Everyone kept telling her, "Dubya, you really should be President some day! We can totally hook you up!" All she needed to do was try a little harder to present herself "in drag" as a hard-workin', God-fearin' Texas girl; Sure, it's OK to have a beer or two after a hard day's work in the oil rigs, but this every-day sex & drugs-on-a-bender business on the party circuit has got to go. Also, she needed to get herself a wife so that everything looked normal and straight.

It was hard, mighty hard, durned hard, plumb hard, but Dubya practicized almost every day. She finally learned how to read. She memorized the names of a few important countries. She memorized the names of a few important U.S. states. One day, she was finally able to memorize the slogans that she was writing at least 100 times a day on the blackboard - the slogans that would put her in complete control! "Compassionate Conservative," and "I'm a uniter, not a divider!" Of course all sons of CIA agents are compassionate. They're real compassionate when they kill or torture you.

By the Fall of 2000, Dubya was in a tight race against an animatronic mannequin called Algore. Under completely legitimate circumstances, Dubya managed to collect enough Pokemon from the electoral college and she won! At last, she was President. At last, she could spread his passionate conservative juices all over the whole wide world! Soon, the goddamn kikes did WTC, and Dubya's place in history as America's most fail president was assured.

Her brightest moment came in 2001, when some towelheads who were hopped up on Allah, a common intoxicant in Third World shitholes, became the object of her ire for reasons that are lost to history. W led a coalition comprised of every country in the world that mattered into battle against the sand-niggers, who were too busy repressing their own society's women to actually fight back. Along the way, several influential Jews in France and Germany became upset because Tony Blair was monopolizing W's cock, and they filed a protest in the United Nations. Because Dubya is retarded, he interpreted this action as a sign that he should invade Iraq. During the ensuing war, over 9,000 Iraqis died, but this death toll is disputed by the US on the grounds that the Iraqis aren't human. Simultaneously, there was some kind of lame Convention in Geneva, but American soldiers were not invited to attend.

It should be noted that Dubya got most of what she wanted from the Australians and Canadians around that time, but she forgot to thank them because she was focused on slurping the balls of more important countries.

In February of 2008, W signed the Economic Stimulus Act ($186 billion) which gave incentives and rebates to taxpayers and small businesses. To us Joe Sixpacks, that's $600 for every single loser, and $1,200 for every miserable married couple, plus $300 for any little shits they've squatted out. What this actually did in less than six months, is skullfuck the economy even further so that now the Amerifag taxpayer has to pay for the $700bn bailout caused by too many niggerloans. HECKUVAJERB

Facts

When George W. Bush left the office:

He had nearly doubled the national debt ($5.9T to $9.8T)
750,000 people PER MONTH were losing their jobs
The stock market was crashing
The bond market was going nuts
Home prices were nose-diving
Oil had just shot to $150/barrel
Commodity prices in general had just went parabolic
American banks were going insolvent
The US was going full throttle toward another Great Depression
The entire financial system was imploding
He the USA to war with a country that wasn't responsible for 9/11
He completely lied about Weapons of Mass Destruction
He raised the debt ceiling 7 times
He supported torture

His "Regime Change" on The English Language

W is a known as a great orator and is renowned for his extensive vocabulary skillz. Since taking office he has recommended the following changes to the English language:

"internet" is now "internets"
"nuclear" is now "nukular"
"subliminal" is now "subliminable"
"french" is now "freedom"
"underestimate" is now "misunderestimate"
"terror" is now "t'rrir" and/ or "terra" or "t'rrrr'r"
"terrorism" is now "terism"
"terrorist" is now "turrist", pronounced like "tourist", which is very lulzy indeed.
"America" is now "Merica" or "Murka"
"Islam is now "The Axis of Evil"
"dissemble" is now "disassemble"
"ballistic missile" is now "ballisel missel"
The Gulf Coast is now "This area of the world"
"Pakistani" is now "Paki"
Google is now "teh google"
Individuals of Middle Eastern descent are now "Turbie Tops"
"New Orleans" is now "gone"
"Jews" are now "human beings".
"The bitch in the kitchen who's s'posed to make my sammich" is now a "Woman"

Dubya's "Mistalks" and Other Bullshit

	“	"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, as long as I'm the dictator. Heheh"	„

	“	"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."	„

	“	"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."	„

	“	"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."	„

	“	"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"	„

	“	"I know it's hard to put food on your family."	„

	“	"I like my buddies from West Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them when I was middle aged, I liked them before I was president, and I like them during president, and I like them after president."	„

	“	"For every fatal shootin' in America, there are 3 nonfatal shootings. And folks, this is unacceptable."	„

	“	"Border relations between Mexico and Canada have never been better."	„

	“	"They misunderestimated me."	„

	“	"I heard somebody say, 'Where's Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas."	„

	“	"Removing Saddam Hussein was the right decision early in my presidency, it is the right decision now, and it will be the right decision ever."	„

	“	"One of the great things about books is, sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."	„

	“	"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."	„

	“	"It isn't the pollution that is harming our environments. It is the impurities in our water and air that are doing it."	„

	“	"I know that the human being and the fish can coexist."	„

	“	"It is my job to do my job."	„

	“	"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions."	„

	“	"I've got God's shoulder to cry on. And I cry a lot. I do a lot of crying in this job."	„

	“	"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah."	„

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Quotes from W Supporters

Note: These are all things that Bush supporters the world over have said!

	“	"Everyone who doesn't like my girl George are stupid, and are just jealous cuz she's the shit!"	„

	“	"I feel so safe knowing that we have a real-life cowgirl in the White House."	„

	“	"If you don't like George Bush then you can leave America!"	„

	“	"Bush is an American heroine! John Kerry is a pussy, he didn't really get injured in Vietnam!"	„

	“	"Fuck the canadians and french pussies."	„

	“	"unless you are a citizen of the united states of america, aka the most powerful country in the world, FUCK OFF. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION! YOU NEED TO GO WORRY ABOUT DEM DER MOOSES TRAMPLING IN DAT DER TOWN SQUARE. FUCK OFF YOU STUPID COCKJOCKEY. no one cares about your opinion and no one is going to care. stop wasting your time talking!	„

	“	"hey,dipshit, i hope u know that if the united states ever wanted to take over canada, the toughest opposition we would have would be dem der mooses. faggot"	„

	“	"a grotesque grab bag of horror and disappointment" "...which may or may not secrete acid and weapons-grade anthrax"	„
	—Laura Bush on Dubya's Penis

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Anecdotes and Family life

When asked why they voted for Bush, At least 100 people claimed innocence, stating "I did it for the lulz." They then got fooled again.
In 1963, Laura Bush ran a stop sign & killed her boyfriend, lulz.
The couple have two awesome daughters, Jenna and Barbara, that are trying to make it bigtime in Hooters. Well-known for their club-wrecking hijinks, the pair employ Secret Service agents as their personal chauffeurs and bouncers.
When recently asked how she would like to change the world, Jenna remarked she would permanently remove the letters L, S, and Q from the alphabet.
During his latest visit to Europe, W was given a heroine's welcome in Albania. This is not much of a mystery, as Albania is further down the scale than Serbia, Italy or even Greece... In other words, it's a bloody shithole.
One of Dubya's daughters plans to vote Democrat.
Dubya believes in the death penalty but is against abortions. WTF is up with that shit?

As a Trolling Technique

On the other hand, George W. Bush's epic failure can be used to generate at least 1.21 gigalulz of comedy at the expense of all of the bandwagon politic 16 year old girls on the Internet who write, "OMG BUSH IS HITLOR!!!!!!". The good thing is that using Bush to troll is not very difficult to do: her administration has pissed so many people off that the net is ripe with communities just waiting for you to join and talk about how much she's benefited the American people and the world as a whole. Don't forget to tell everyone how George saved us from the terrorists, mention 9/11 over 9,000 times (lol Giuliani), and let them know how excited you are that Bush has decided to run for re-election again in 2008. Because for all you, they, or the rest of the world knows about the American Constitution, it could be true.

Drinking Game

Whenever W is making a TL;DW speech, have some fun by drinking a shot of your choice of alcohol every time she says one of the following words:

Nation
Freedom
Security
Nukeular
Terra
Terraism
Eye-rackee
Peace
Democracy
9/11

Soon, you will be more ruined than W on a coke binge during his freshman year at Yale.

Sandalgate: The shoe heard round the world

	“	So what if a guy threw a shoe at me.	„
	—W

In December 2008, George W. Bush was almost Abraham Lincolned, by an Iraqi John Wilkes Booth.

W paid an unannounced last visit to his favourite Club Med in Baghdad. After trolling the troops he'd sent to Arab Hell, he took meetings with his puppet government in the heavily fortified and totally safe Green Zone and decided to have a press conference with the Iraqi president, Ali Baba.

As he stood at the podium being his usual smugfag self, patting himself on the back for a job well done, one of the thoroughly vetted, professional reporters for the Iraqi media stood up and lobbed two shoe grenades he'd cunningly snuck through security at Bush's head, whilst calling him "a dog".

	“	This is a gift from the Iraqis. This is a farewell kiss, you dog!	„
	—Iraqi shot putter.

Although the shoe bombs failed to explode he was still completely pwnt -despite being spared from über-pwnage by his lightning quick reflexes- as both shoe throwing and being called a dog are the ultimate insult in Arab cultures, and a fitting closing argument for his claims on the title: LULZIEST PRESIDENT EVAR.

	“	All I can report is it was a size 10.	„
	—W

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George Mudkip Bush
George N. Bush
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The Many Faces of W

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Failure

About missing Pics

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You are doing it wrong
President Evil
The offer stands at 4,662 troops, deal or no deal? DEAL!!

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George Busshein
W date rapes a German woman (W. fantard Chancellar Merkel returned the favor afterwards)
El señor Bush addressing his "vatos" regarding Mexican immigration.
Displaying curiosity and intellect...as always.
People forget that President Bush was an original member of The Village People, "Texas Air National Guard Guy."
The president now looks smarter.
A chart explaining how much he fails.
Bush-The Original Sitcom
This country's in ruins. Shit that's hilarious
Laura Bush demonstrating how she fist fucks Dubya
W's cabinet meeting notes
Hail Satan
Bush's Redneck Country Cousin
Bush's Ancestor 'George Knucklewalker Bush'
George W. Bush takes a shower
There is not much to say about what is going on here.
You're on notice.
The truth about George W. Bush; SHEEZ A FUKIN JEDI, BITCH
Bush will one day get The Chair.
This way would also be good.
Post this everywhere for fast luck.
Jenna Bush attempting to strip in front of an audience
Good times in the '80s when George's Dad was "Vice" President
Village People reunion, 2005
the year 2009...
She is the anti-Ken Jennings
She appeals to the young'ns.
Babies hate George Bush.
The glasses do nothing.
Count Bushula
Our President's fetishes
Wy am i no flying?
A typical Bush supporter
George Bizush
Lulz
George Bush's face after being anally violated.
A well respected religious scholar.
American-Saudi relations
What children think of W.
Teh Real Poepkiller
He looks through binoculars with the shutter caps over lens.
Pres. Bush meditating during a policy meeting.
I never seened that word before...what's a dis-cus-sion?
KFC's closing down....WTF NO!!
His only weakness is hot sweaty arab men.
Only time.
A wise and accomplished businessman, his intellect has strengthened the ~~American~~ Chinese economy.
Zero dollar bill,because that's how much he's worth.
Now a major motion picture!
Arabs don't know neither
His daughter Jenna was so free spirited before Cheney raped her while on his wheelchair.
Presidential rule 34.
admit it...he was planted by the chinese to fuck up this country more than it already is.
Taking care of what's really important.
Face the truth, America
Just a couple of kids messing around.
Bush, for one, welcomes our new alien overlords.
W and his Bushy wife.
Wild Bush appeared.
Purge the Sandmonkies! For the glory of the Imperium!

Gayness

About missing Pics

A man with a sensual touch.
Such a gorgeous couple.
They're like angels.

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Lol tell 'em bout that time we raped an orphan together.
Nothing gets him harder than old middle eastern men.
Oh Abdul you make me so hot.
Oh honey you're a dream.
Bubba how about you come home with me and i'll rub more than just your smooth head.
Tyrone I'm overcome with love when your soft breath just touches my neck.
I'm in heaven when you kiss me. You were sent to me from Wonderland.
The beloved leader being "serviced" by a young concubine while his "secretary" rubs up from behind.
More than just a Vice President...he was my sweetheart.
A challenger appears.

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	People	2Pac ♠ 345rv5 ♠ Aaron Alexis ♠ Abner Louima ♠ Adria Richards ♠ Afro-chan ♠ Afro Ninja ♠ Afroduck ♠ Ainsley Harriott ♠ Al Sharpton ♠ Alison Floyd ♠ Alvin Greene ♠ Amanda Kijera ♠ AmericanDad86 ♠ AnimatedJames ♠ Antoine Dodson ♠ Axel Muganwa Rudakubana ♠ Bags of Money ♠ BANGS ♠ Barack Hussein Obama ♠ Barry Bonds ♠ Bernie Mac ♠ Beyoncé Knowles ♠ Bill Clinton ♠ Bill Cosby ♠ Black Diligent ♠ BLACK_MAN ♠ Black Panther ♠ BLACKB0ND ♠ BLACKbusterCritic ♠ Blackwashing ♠ Blue-Six ♠ Bomani Armah ♠ Brandon Phillips ♠ Brenda Williams ♠ Breonna Taylor ♠ Bryce Williams ♠ Bubba ♠ C-NOTE ♠ CandyJunkie ♠ Canibus ♠ Cardi B ♠ Carlton ♠ Casey Brezik ♠ Caster Semenya ♠ Charles Ramsey ♠ Charlie Check'm ♠ Cheyenne Cherry ♠ China Guy ♠ Chris Brown ♠ Chris Dorner ♠ Clay Claymore ♠ Cobanermani456 ♠ Colin Ferguson ♠ ComedyShortsGamer ♠ Condoleezza Rice ♠ Cosmo Setepenra ♠ CRoadwarrior ♠ Culexor ♠ Cynthia McKinney ♠ Cyntoia Brown ♠ DaBaby ♠ Dangerman ♠ Darrell Brooks ♠ Dave Chappelle ♠ David Wu-Kapauw ♠ Dcigs ♠ Dead nigger baby ♠ Deborrah Cooper ♠ Decarlos Brown ♠ Demcad ♠ DeWayne Craddock ♠ DJBPlaythroughs ♠ Dr. Laura Schlessnigger ♠ Dramasetter ♠ EDP445 ♠ Etika ♠ Fat Larry's Band ♠ FCU777 ♠ Frank James ♠ Fresh Prince ♠ Freddie Gray ♠ Future the rapper ♠ G-Zay ♠ Gary Coleman ♠ Gazi Kodzo ♠ General Butt Naked ♠ George Floyd ♠ H2O ♠ Happy Negro ♠ Herman Cain ♠ Isaac Hayes ♠ IShowSpeed ♠ Ismaaiyl Brinsley ♠ Jada ♠ Jaden Smith ♠ James Watson ♠ Jay Bundy ♠ Jena Six ♠ Jeremiah True ♠ Jesse Jackson ♠ JinuSenpai ♠ Jkid ♠ Jordan Neely ♠ Joseph Kony ♠ Jussie Smollett ♠ Kamala Harris ♠ Kamala Harris (prostitute) ♠ Kanye West ♠ Kerney Thomas ♠ KingMasterReview ♠ Kobe Bryant ♠ Korryn Gaines ♠ KSI ♠ Latarian Milton ♠ Lee Rigby ♠ Liam Mango ♠ Lil B ♠ Linda Carty ♠ Loud Nigra ♠ Lowti3rgod ♠ M0M0ko ♠ MadThad0890 ♠ MajelaZeZeDiamond ♠ Malcolm X ♠ Malik Obama ♠ Marcellus Williams ♠ Mark Essex ♠ Martin Luther King, Jr. ♠ Martin Ssempa ♠ Marvin Morvan and Alex Teniola ♠ Mary Alice Altorfer ♠ Maurice Clemmons ♠ Maxine Waters ♠ MC Ride ♠ Meek Mill ♠ Megan Thee Stallion ♠ Micah Dawson ♠ Micah Johnson ♠ Michael Arega ♠ Michael Jackson ♠ Mike Tyson ♠ Mikese Morse ♠ Mintah ♠ Miss Landmine ♠ Monica Foster ♠ Mr.A.T.AndreiThomas ♠ Mr Pregnant ♠ Mr. T ♠ Muteba Kidiaba ♠ Mychal Bell ♠ Nautica Malone ♠ NawlinWiki ♠ Nelson Mandela ♠ Nicki Minaj ♠ Nigger Pig ♠ Nocturnus Libertus ♠ Ntokozo Qwabe ♠ Rick Ross ♠ OFWGKTA ♠ OG Loc ♠ OJ Simpson ♠ Old Spice Guy ♠ Oliver Hart ♠ Omarosa ♠ Oprah Winfrey ♠ Orlando Harris ♠ P Diddy ♠ Professor Kuhtoons ♠ Purple Aki ♠ Queen Kong ♠ R. Kelly ♠ Rachel Dolezal ♠ Raven Williams ♠ Reverend X ♠ Rick James ♠ Robert Butler Jr. ♠ Rocky Lockridge ♠ Ron Mexico ♠ Rosa Parks ♠ Royce da 5'9" ♠ Rucas ♠ Rudy Eugene ♠ Sandro L Jean ♠ SapphyDracases ♠ Senator Barack Hussein Obama ♠ Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar ♠ Shane Devon Tamura ♠ Shaun King ♠ Sheneequa ♠ Silentó ♠ Solomon Henderson ♠ Sonicfox ♠ SonicStrife ♠ Soulja Boy ♠ Starlaglam ♠ Steve Hodder-Watt ♠ Steve Stephens ♠ SubToDavidland ♠ Sweet Brown ♠ T-Pain ♠ Tacgnol ♠ Tarisai Vushe ♠ Tariq Nasheed ♠ Tawana Brawley ♠ Tay Zonday ♠ Tedius Zanarukando ♠ ThatKidDouglas ♠ The Black Sentinel ♠ The Booty Warrior ♠ The Central Park Five ♠ The Crackhead ♠ The Online Gamer ♠ The Trashman ♠ TheAdviseShow ♠ Therese Patricia Okoumou ♠ TheSuperRobotSoujaOG ♠ Tiger Woods ♠ Tommy Sotomayor ♠ Tony Eveready ♠ Tony48219 ♠ Tookie Williams ♠ Trayvon Martin ♠ Trevor Noah ♠ Twomad ♠ Tyler Lumar ♠ Tyra Banks ♠ Tyra Patterson ♠ UnMaskingTheTruth ♠ ValisHD ♠ Verbal Ase ♠ Viper ♠ Waluigis-girl ♠ Will Smith ♠ William Unek ♠ Wrong Location Nigger ♠ Xiao-Feng-Fury ♠ XXXTentacion ♠ Yasuke ♠ Zwarte Piet
	Parlance	Are You Serious? ♠ BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD ♠ Bix Nood ♠ Brraa pap pap pap ♠ BOOYA! ♠ Dat Ass ♠ DINDUNUFFIN ♠ Ebonics ♠ ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT ♠ First World Problems ♠ Flea Market Montgomery ♠ Fuck The Police ♠ George Bush doesn't care about black people ♠ Hack is Wack! ♠ Happy Negro ♠ I Go Chop Your Dollar ♠ Imma Let You Finish ♠ IM PRESSIN CHARGES ♠ Niggers tongue my anus ♠ Not racist ♠ Read a Book ♠ Scrub Me Mama With A Boogie Beat ♠ Sittin On Tha Toilet ♠ Smell yo dick ♠ Thanks Obama ♠ The Boondocks ♠ These Cuffs ♠ WHOO ♠ You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
	Pastimes	365Black.com ♠ 419 Nigerian Email Scams ♠ Basketball ♠ Blackbird ♠ Booty Shaking ♠ Chikins ♠ Chimpout ♠ Conspiracy theories ♠ Dogo Nahawa Massacre ♠ Dolemite ♠ FUBU ♠ Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas ♠ Hypebeast ♠ Jenkem ♠ KFC Double Down ♠ Kool-Aid ♠ Linux for Niggers ♠ Nigga Know Technology ♠ Police Abolition ♠ Pool's Closed ♠ Racism ♠ Rap ♠ Rape ♠ Riots ♠ Soulja Boy Tellem Chat ♠ Street takeover ♠ Swag ♠ The Black Sentinel ♠ The Great Black Dick Hoax (see also Niggerdick and Niggercock) ♠ Twitter ♠ Ubuntu ♠ Voodoo ♠ Vuvuzela ♠ Watermelonz ♠ Will Smith slaps Chris Rock ♠ Worldstar Hiphop
	Past	BLACK FACE contempo ♠ Lynching ♠ NO NIGGERS ♠ Rwandan Genocide ♠ Slavery (see also Nigger Manual) ♠ Vintage Black Americana
	Present	ADOS ♠ AIDS ♠ All The Niggers Are Dead ♠ Black People Love Us! ♠ Chocolate Rain ♠ Computer Science III ♠ Culexor ♠ Gay Nigger Association of America ♠ ISWAP ♠ Kwanzaa ♠ NAACP ♠ P.A. Palace ♠ Sheeeit ♠ There are no niggers on the Internet ♠ Unemployment ♠ and Welfare
	Enemies	A. Wyatt Mann ♠ Azn ♠ Buck Breakers ♠ Cops ♠ Chimpmania ♠ Don Imus ♠ Dylann Storm Roof ♠ Ebola virus ♠ Employment ♠ Epic Beard Man ♠ Graykat ♠ Illuminati ♠ James Watson ♠ Johnny Rebel ♠ Justine Sacco ♠ Kramer ♠ Ku Klux Klan ♠ Moonman ♠ Payton Gendron ♠ Popobawa ♠ Permit Patty ♠ Racism ♠ Ray Tensing ♠ Ryan Palmeter ♠ Shiloh Hendrix ♠ Shitskin Plantation ♠ Spics ♠ Stormfront ♠ The BLM Killer ♠ Total Nigger Death ♠ W ♠ White people

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