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Dorian Thorn

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Both pictures are idiotic in their own way...
   
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I no longer have a penis. This was not a medically necessary procedure at all. It was done with the encouragement of some people I met online, in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.


 

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—Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.


lol haunted much?
Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick
Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his face

Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (AKA Matt Thompson AKA Shame Junkie) started as a troll for the lulz until everyone realized what a sick fuck he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.

He started a blog that featured him sucking countless dicks and being a huge faggot. He documented himself:

Then, after eating his own shit and drinking piss (more than once), he pretended to remove his own dick because it was full of AIDs and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it anyway.

When ED became OhInternet, he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and deleted fucking everything, forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless faggotry that the internet does not forgive.

The moment he finished celebrating no more of his porn online, he immediately began to post more porn online and now spends his days sucking dick, eating his own shit, and stretching out his asshole for internet strangers because his life is now ruined.

Dorian exits society forever

In 2025 he is still a faggot and on March 24th, Dorian uploaded his final message to the world on his Google Drive, where he announced his intention to sell himself to a fat hairy top from literal-middle-of-nowhere Texas so that he could be a bottom whose only purpose is to pleasure his masters huge circumcised dragon cock.[1][2] All his former belongings and identification have been sold, thrown out, liquidated or desecrated and he has no actual clue where the barn he now lives in is, so it's unlikely we'll ever hear from him again.

So I haven't been terribly active making content the past few months, and have had a few messages asking where I've been, and I'm excited to finally be able to share the details of my next adventure!

As most of you know, my ultimate dream is to simply be a piece of owned property, and I am happy to report that after years of dreaming, fantasizing, and searching, I have finally found my ideal 24/7 live-in situation! We've been in regular communication and he has even come out to visit twice, and our compatibility in what we both want from a dom/sub situation is near perfect. He is an experienced dom with a regular rotation of play partners but has wanted a full 24/7 live-in slave for some time.

One week from today (on 3/31/25) I'll be flying to Dallas. I'm only bringing with me the absolute essentials for travel. He'll be meeting me at the airport. When I meet him, he's made it very clear that my option to back out of the arrangement is open until I get into his truck. Once I'm in the back of the truck, I belong to him. The plan is, I turn off my cell phone, give it to him, then get in the truck.

Once I'm locked in the back of the truck, we have a roughly 6-hour ride to get to our destination. As per our arrangement, I have no idea if that 6 hours is north, south, east, west, or just driving in circles (one piece of this is that I literally will not know where I am). At some point on the ride I will be told to remove all my clothes, and that will be the last time I ever wear clothes. He's also said there will be some restraints for me to put on.

He owns a large piece of property that contains a house, a barn, and lots of open land. There are no neighbors for miles. It's super private (I've seen pictures). When we arrive, we'll have a bonfire, and absolutely everything I brought with me will be burned. Every stitch of clothing, wallet, bank card, driver's license, social security card, everything will be destroyed. Finally I will have zero possessions, clothing, ID, anything, and will be in some remote place that I don't know. I will literally be his property.

And that's when my new life truly begins. He and I have discussed many things he might do after that point, many involving restraints, large anal toy training, other play partners of his, even his animals, but that's probably just scratching the surface. I know initially I'll be restrained at all times, and my main residence will be a stall in the barn. It's all part of my training, for me to learn his routines of discipline and reward, and to become accustomed to not being human anymore. He's said he wants me to be just another of his animals, and for a former person, that takes some training. Basically he wants to psychologically condition me to respond to his commands like a dog would.

Of course there will be an adjustment period, but I'm looking forward to it. To be honest, the hardest part of all this to arrange has been dissolving the life I've been living. I've given away a ton of stuff, thrown a bunch away, and have been in touch with a local charity to donate the rest (and had to coordinate with my landlord so they know to let them in). I've had to give notice and quit my job, close out most of my bank accounts (not like there was much there). And I've had to carefully field the inevitable questions about why I'm basically liquefying my possessions and bouncing out of the place I've lived in for a decade now. Luckily I'd already deactivated all my non-porn social media accounts so people can't follow me around there and wonder why I vanish.

My cover story has basically been "I'm moving back to Boston to stay with family" (where I'm originally from), and I've been saying I've arranged a lot on that end so I don't need to worry about moving everything from here. And no one place or person is aware of just how much I've been getting rid of.

(ironically, although I do have family in Boston, they cut me off years ago due to my widely publicized porn)

So after weeks of arranging, I have it set up so everyone out here is fully expecting me to bon voyage and rarely hear from me, while no one in Boston is actually expecting me. And I'm going to slip unnoticed right down the middle into the life I've always dreamed of.

Alas, I suppose that also means I'm "retiring", in a sense. I certainly won't be logging into my accounts and making updates anymore. It's entirely possible that I'll still be used in porn movies, but as I'll have no control over that, I honestly can't say where or if it will ever appear online. And while the world might not be watching me anymore, rest assured I am still doing my thing. Or at least, having my thing done to me. And you can't say I haven't left plenty of content behind; none of that's going anywhere! You can enjoy my posts forever.

And now that I think of it, this update is the last post of any length I'm ever going to make. By this time next week, I won't even be a person anymore. I'll be an animal. I'll be property. I'll be nothing but a meatpuppet.

Which is really all I've ever been anyway.


   
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Severing the penis without removing the testicles causes intense sexual frustration, since sexual urges and drive originate from the testicles but with no penis there is no way to satisfy them.


 

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—Imagine this fucker's life.


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  • Sharing his cell # as well as his asshole.
    Sharing his cell # as well as his asshole.
  • Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.
    Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.
  • More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.
    More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.
  • HE FUCKING LOVES BANANAS
    HE FUCKING LOVES BANANAS
  • Loves his sister.
    Loves his sister.
  • And his mother
    And his mother
  • More people have seen his dick than his face.
    More people have seen his dick than his face.
  • Story of his life.
    Story of his life.
  • Who is Claudia?
    Who is Claudia?
  • Pretentious cunt.
    Pretentious cunt.
  • Unaware there's a new ED.
    Unaware there's a new ED.
  • Totally not on the Internet anymore.
    Totally not on the Internet anymore.
  • Kid-friendly.
    Kid-friendly.
  • Oh, don't do that Dorian, you'll ruin your life.
    Oh, don't do that Dorian, you'll ruin your life.
  • Dude gave himself a chode.
    Dude gave himself a chode.
  • Whining about his lack of dick on his deviantART
    Whining about his lack of dick on his deviantART
  • More from deviantART
    More from deviantART
  • More from deviantART
    More from deviantART
  • More from deviantART
    More from deviantART
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    More from deviantART
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  • Sucking dick.
    Sucking dick.
  • Loving cum.
    Loving cum.
  • Getting assfucked.
    Getting assfucked.
  • Boring idiot.
    Boring idiot.
  • A cunt with nothing to say, pretends to be being ironic about being uninteresting.
    A cunt with nothing to say, pretends to be being ironic about being uninteresting.
  • Cover up! you shameless cretin.
    Cover up! you shameless cretin.
  • Mmmmmm Does anyone know what he did with that thing once he'd cut it off?
    Mmmmmm Does anyone know what he did with that thing once he'd cut it off?


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