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Instead of using their computers, like most intelligent and well adjusted children would do to look at or for [[Porn]], how to learn to properly roll a [[Marijuana|Joint]] or just going outside and using a [[Loli]] friend, [[Pedo Baiting| to go just far enough]] with an older man to own his ass becausing she was filming him going up and under her shirt on her phone, to get him to buy her and her friends beer, now we have [[Retarded]], gullable children who would rather look to [[TikTok]] for ideas of how to have fun because they lack imagination, and hope to become the king of the internet, because they have no [[Life]] or [[Friends]] IRL and wanting to look cool to people that could give a fuck less about them unless [[William Atchison|They bring a gun to school]], a new TikTok challange called the | Instead of using their computers, like most intelligent and well adjusted children would do to look at or for [[Porn]], how to learn to properly roll a [[Marijuana|Joint]] or just going outside and using a [[Loli]] friend, [[Pedo Baiting| to go just far enough]] with an older man to own his ass becausing she was filming him going up and under her shirt on her phone, to get him to buy her and her friends beer, now we have [[Retarded]], gullable children who would rather look to [[TikTok]] for ideas of how to have fun because they lack imagination, and hope to become the king of the internet, because they have no [[Life]] or [[Friends]] IRL and wanting to look cool to people that could give a fuck less about them unless [[William Atchison|They bring a gun to school]], a new TikTok challange called the | ||
'''Chromebook | '''Chromebook Challenge''' has them sticking thumbtacks, paperclips, scissors or any other metallic object into the ports of their school supplied Chromebooks and get it to set itself on fire. | ||
This is the latest challange on TikTok that has grabbed the [[Stupid|idiots]] that populate the [[Earth]]'s attention such as the [[The Choking Game|Choking]] challange that had the bottom 5% choking themselves on live video until they passed out or, fortunate to the gene pool, died. | This is the latest challange on TikTok that has grabbed the [[Stupid|idiots]] that populate the [[Earth]]'s attention such as the [[The Choking Game|Choking]] challange that had the bottom 5% choking themselves on live video until they passed out or, fortunate to the gene pool, died. | ||
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This recent challange has schools sending warnings to parents informing them that if their [[Irony|Well Behaved]] child should attempt this challange that they can expect their [[Satan|Little Angel]] to be charged with Misdemeanor or [[Prison|Felony]] charges depending on the amount of damage done and the expectation that the [[Your Mom|Parents]] pay for all damages done by their [[Kid|Child's]] idiotic decision. | This recent challange has schools sending warnings to parents informing them that if their [[Irony|Well Behaved]] child should attempt this challange that they can expect their [[Satan|Little Angel]] to be charged with Misdemeanor or [[Prison|Felony]] charges depending on the amount of damage done and the expectation that the [[Your Mom|Parents]] pay for all damages done by their [[Kid|Child's]] idiotic decision. | ||
== Previous TikTok | == Previous TikTok Challenges == | ||
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Revision as of 00:41, 15 May 2025
Instead of using their computers, like most intelligent and well adjusted children would do to look at or for Porn, how to learn to properly roll a Joint or just going outside and using a Loli friend, to go just far enough with an older man to own his ass becausing she was filming him going up and under her shirt on her phone, to get him to buy her and her friends beer, now we have Retarded, gullable children who would rather look to TikTok for ideas of how to have fun because they lack imagination, and hope to become the king of the internet, because they have no Life or Friends IRL and wanting to look cool to people that could give a fuck less about them unless They bring a gun to school, a new TikTok challange called the Chromebook Challenge has them sticking thumbtacks, paperclips, scissors or any other metallic object into the ports of their school supplied Chromebooks and get it to set itself on fire.
This is the latest challange on TikTok that has grabbed the idiots that populate the Earth's attention such as the Choking challange that had the bottom 5% choking themselves on live video until they passed out or, fortunate to the gene pool, died.
This recent challange has schools sending warnings to parents informing them that if their Well Behaved child should attempt this challange that they can expect their Little Angel to be charged with Misdemeanor or Felony charges depending on the amount of damage done and the expectation that the Parents pay for all damages done by their Child's idiotic decision.
Previous TikTok Challenges
As said earlir these insepid challanges are aimed at the bottom 5% of our society or those that will be joing the Military if they can stay out of trouble, not get a felony and pass an easy ass entrance exam.
Previous challanges have included The Choking Challange that was aimed at Special Ed students, in the hopes of reducing their numbers by having them choke themselves with cords or belts on live video until they passed out or died, the Blackout challange that had people putting a plug in the wall and sliding a Penny between the prongs to shortout the circuits of their house or, better yet, a building they were in, the Devious Lick challenge (steal shit! Anything goes. Keyboards, soap dispensers, computers, fire extinguishers...), and our favorite: The Kia challange. Instructions were put up on TikTok on how to steal certain Kia and Hyundai models and like the Retards that were raised on the Interwebs, they were doing it for imaginary status on the site that included likes and comments like You The Man. And last, but not least, there was the Blue Whale Challenge where Angsty Teens would be given tasks over fifty days that were expected to be filmed and uploaded that had them shoplifting, assaulting strangers, having sex with a stranger and on the 51st day they were expected to committ Suicide
The Goal Of The Challange
The goal is to get the Challanged and friendless Student to either get their Chromebook to smoke or catch on fire.
Like many of TikTok challanges past, the creators most likely have more insidious plans and only came up with it for the Lulz.
Following the instructions of the challange will have the students Chromebook to start smoking out noxious gasses that may harm other students lungs as they become irritated from the smoke and other students in the classroom to become panicked in the classroom where this challange had been done. Students have been sent to the Hospital for the inhalation of the noxious fumes.
The Chromebook can catch on Fire but the previous two are boring to the third and most Lulzy event. There have been occasions where the Lithium battery exploded and the class room had to be evacuated until the room could be decontaminated.
The final goal is to waste the time of Firemen and other first responders because some students may be injured by the emitting smoke and the smoke may set off fire alarms in the school that will have firemen arriving out of duty.
TikTok's Response
As can be expected with social sites like Twatter, Jewtube, or Instagram, the second that anything interesting starts getting posted, the sites write an AI that is designed to instantly erase the content as it is posted. If codewords start getting used, they are added to the AI as they're discovered.
Go on Twitter or Youtube and type in Goth or Emo Self Cutting. At one point, the sites were crawling with it but now you'll be lucky to find it unless you're creative with your word searches.
Don't Even Try It
We know what you're thinking. We're the coolest site on the Interwebs and if we tell you about something it has to be cool to try and people will think you're awesome and want to be your friend for doing it.
Don't do it Asshole.
Not only can you be expelled from your poorly funded, inner city school but you can be charged with a Misdemeanor or a Felony depending on the amount of damage that you cause, like this Fucktard from Long Beach that was arrested for Arson for doing the challange, and you'll learn the pleasures of Man on Man love as your Hypermuscular, Black cellmate, that has been in Juvie for 4 solid years and is waiting to be sent upstate when he turns 18, flips you over on your Juvie supplied, bed bug filled bedmat and starts calling you Linda before telling you how you'll learn to Love his big, black Cock after lights out.
Beside your little stint in the "Pokie", your Parents are really going to Love you when they have to pay for all the damage that you cause along with the cost of wasting the time of the first responders. Some schools start their fines at $2,600, this is not including the bill from the city for wasting their time, so you can forget about that Car if you get out soon enough to learn how to drive.
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