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'''smartschoolboy9''' is a deep fucking rabbit hole that involves a grown ass british man dressing up in schoolboy uniform like it's a sick fetish (WHICH IT IS) and posting it on to Instagram (Where kids are mainly on unfortunately) He likes to wear high heeled mini boots and white joker makeup. The account began uploading it's dogshit on March 12, 2021.  
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[[File:Smartschoolboy9.jpg|thumb|200px|[[kill it with fire]]]]
 
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'''Smartschoolboy9'''{{Boylover}} ([[Powerword]]: '''David Walter Stansfield''') is a [[old|59-year-old]] [[pedophile]] [[britfag]], who posts videos on [[Instagram]] of him dressing up in school uniforms or dresses. The purpose of these accounts were to get closer to children.
 
[[File:schoolboynomakeup9.png|200px|thumb|right|Him without the makeup, he's brown!]]
Smartschoolboy9 was discovered on [[Reddit]], meaning the initial investigation and archiving of him was piss poor, leading to David being able to [[DFE]] with no issue. The most that was accomplished was [[Reddit]] [[alog]]s declaring how much better they are. Regardless, [[Reddit]]ard dectives instantly declared the creature as a NEW HECKIN' SCARY DARK RABBIT HOLERINOS!!!!111111 as they needed another cow to make [[over 9000|a billion]] 2-hour-long video essays on for [[jew gold|moar shekels]].
 
[[David Firth]] of [[Salad fingers]] fame was [[Pm]]d about SSB9, since they both lived in the same area, and he recounts seeing him several times with face-paint and hanging around schools. Verifying his legitimacy and that he wasn't an [[creepypasta|ARG]].
 
==Posts==
==Posts==
[[File:Smartschoolboy9Posts1.png|thumb]]
[[File:Smartschoolboy9Posts1.png|thumb]]
SS卐9's Instagram posts consist of pictures and videos of him acting like a school boy getting home from school or getting ready for school like a fucking idiot cuz this dude probably didn't even graduate elementary school. In his content you can hear him gurgling and slapping his lips like he is fucking pleasuring himself roleplaying as a fucking british minor school boy. Cleveland Brown would say "That's Nasty!"
David has multiple accounts all over Instagram, each dedicated to a different [[loli|made up young school girl]] or boy. The fake photos of these girls and boys are him or a random child put through [[at least 100]] iterations of [[AI art|AI slopware]] and filters in Dave's desperate attempt for them to look as real as possible, and failing to do so.
==Viral Sensation!==
 
Of course being a lolcow loser who has a sick fetish for school children and being one would go fucking viral. Here's a list of youtubers who have garnered millions of youtube views from this SICK FUCK:
Other then the AI [[lie|art]] he posted, his other Instagram posts consist of various pictures and videos of him [[LARP]]ing as a school boy. In these videos he's dressed up in a school uniform, and is constantly constantly smacking his lips and [[lolwut|slobbering on his tongue]]. The weird mouth shit isn't David's only fetish he forces in these posts, as he also is a [[foot fetish|foot fetishist]], and loves jerking off on boots.
*Nick Crowley
 
*SomeOrdinaryGamers
His first known account was known as '''truth_sticks_11''', where for a while he pretended to be a [[concerned mother]] telling others to beware of the exact kind of thing he is, a man pretending to be a child. Oh but please, [[think of the children]]!
*HannahTheHorrible
 
*Dankyjabo
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|<youtube>LAywI1W51lI</youtube><br>'''truth_sticks_11 post archive'''
*iNabber
|<youtube>kTgu0YxOy3I</youtube><br>'''David's music, maybe [[mu/|/mu/]] will like it.'''
*And everyone's favorite fat furry fetishist [[Pyrocynical]]
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==Subreddit==
 
There is a subreddit dedicated to this freak and it's full of online sleuths making theories and shit i'll check it RN. And it's full of memes!
==Diddlings==
=="Investigation"==
There hasn't been any fucking real investigation like called Child Protective Services or some thing! But basically internet sleuths have gone on and witchhunted people who they think could be the guy and because of this lulz their fucking reputation has been ruined because who wants to be that schoolboy fetishist. lol. Add stuff here if U know EDiots!
==Minorcraft==
[[File:Smartschoolboyfollowers.jpg|thumb|150px]]
[[File:Smartschoolboyfollowers.jpg|thumb|150px]]
Schoolly D unfortunately had some minors he followed and did some TOM foockery with them, I don't know but I assume it isn't fucking good cause this guy looks like a FREAK!
Schoolly D was actually able to get some children to engage with him privately. '''Girl-chloe12''' was reportedly someone who was DMing him. David would get nudes from this girl and use them in some of his Instagram posts, meaning he owns and distributed [[child porn]]!
Girl-chloe12 was reportedly someone who was edited in sexual ways by schoolly and it was run through an AI detector of course and it turns out it wasn't AI and it was real fucking CP material.
 
==Trolling SmartSchoolBoy9==
*Tell him that he isn't 9 and is 59.
*Vandalise his house. - A Redditor did this so you don't have to.
*Harass him with insults in his DMs on Instagram.
*Post his dox.
 
==Gallery==
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File:LUL 4643.png|HE WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS.
File:trannyboy9.png|[[You]] know you want it.
File:ssb9kid.png|David in simpler times.
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==Videos==
 
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{{Memes}}
 
{{Education}}
==External Links==
*{{Kfthread|smartschoolboy9-stefanie-schoolie-truth_sticks_11.199250|SSB9 KF Thread}}
 
 
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Latest revision as of 21:21, 6 April 2026

This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.
This person is a sick fuck!

They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these:

  1. HIV/AIDS
  2. Bestiality
  3. Cuckoldry
ATTENTION!
The subject of this article is a lolcow, and is currently ripe for milking.
You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.
kill it with fire

Smartschoolboy9 (Powerword: David Walter Stansfield) is a 59-year-old pedophile britfag, who posts videos on Instagram of him dressing up in school uniforms or dresses. The purpose of these accounts were to get closer to children.

Him without the makeup, he's brown!

Smartschoolboy9 was discovered on Reddit, meaning the initial investigation and archiving of him was piss poor, leading to David being able to DFE with no issue. The most that was accomplished was Reddit alogs declaring how much better they are. Regardless, Redditard dectives instantly declared the creature as a NEW HECKIN' SCARY DARK RABBIT HOLERINOS!!!!111111 as they needed another cow to make a billion 2-hour-long video essays on for moar shekels.

David Firth of Salad fingers fame was Pmd about SSB9, since they both lived in the same area, and he recounts seeing him several times with face-paint and hanging around schools. Verifying his legitimacy and that he wasn't an ARG.

Posts

David has multiple accounts all over Instagram, each dedicated to a different made up young school girl or boy. The fake photos of these girls and boys are him or a random child put through at least 100 iterations of AI slopware and filters in Dave's desperate attempt for them to look as real as possible, and failing to do so.

Other then the AI art he posted, his other Instagram posts consist of various pictures and videos of him LARPing as a school boy. In these videos he's dressed up in a school uniform, and is constantly constantly smacking his lips and slobbering on his tongue. The weird mouth shit isn't David's only fetish he forces in these posts, as he also is a foot fetishist, and loves jerking off on boots.

His first known account was known as truth_sticks_11, where for a while he pretended to be a concerned mother telling others to beware of the exact kind of thing he is, a man pretending to be a child. Oh but please, think of the children!


truth_sticks_11 post archive

David's music, maybe /mu/ will like it.

Diddlings

Schoolly D was actually able to get some children to engage with him privately. Girl-chloe12 was reportedly someone who was DMing him. David would get nudes from this girl and use them in some of his Instagram posts, meaning he owns and distributed child porn!

Trolling SmartSchoolBoy9

  • Tell him that he isn't 9 and is 59.
  • Vandalise his house. - A Redditor did this so you don't have to.
  • Harass him with insults in his DMs on Instagram.
  • Post his dox.

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