Polcompball

You've heard of Polandball, right? Well what if instead of making comic strips with personified countries, you used personified political ideologies as characters instead? Well that's pretty much the short of what Polcompball is. The PCB community is full of pseudo-intellectual 13-year old boys who are waaaay too into politics for their age, but in the most autistic way possible.

Introduction to the Political Compass

The name "Polcompball" is short for Political Compass Ball which takes its name from the so-called Political Compass. This so-called "compass" has 4 panels divided by 2 axes; a vertical axis denoting the libertarian and the authoritarian, and a horizontal axis denoting the left and the right. Any political ideology can supposedly be placed on this arbitrary compass and even your own political leanings can be determined by the political compass. If you place in the Authoritarian-Left quadrant, you are a communist. If you place in the Authoritarian-Right quadrant, you are a fascist. If you place in the Libertarian-Left quadrant, you are a pot-smoking Antifa hippy. If you place in the Libertarian-Right quadrant, you are a MAP Rights Absolutist who believes child pornography is a personal choice.

Polcompball Wiki

The polcompball wiki is a wiki-style compendium of all the known political ideologies of the periodic table, complete with polcompball depictions and aspergers everywhere. That said, there is nothing particularly lulzy nor interesting about this wiki, so let's move on.

Anarchy Wiki

The Polcompball Anarchy wiki (PCBA) is where things really start to get interesting. Unfortunately, as the name might suggest, this wiki is not actually an anarchy, as there's still rules and guidelines and moderators. Where this "anarchist" label comes from however is indictive of its creative freedom in which you are allowed to create articles for your own made-up hypothetical ideologies (of which usually wouldn't meet the standards of the up-tight provisionary Polcompball Wiki). Of all the cursed and unwieldy unions of ideological dichotomy, the highest gems of this wiki has ought to be the self-insert articles, in which users write about their own (usually out-right bizarre) political beliefs worked into an ideology that could only be held by no one but themselves. These self-insert ideologies usually fall into one of these categories:

• Mundane: Nothing particularly interesting about these. Just some faggot with uninteresting political beliefs who wanted to make an article and a flag so he could join in on the aspergic fun with the others. Not even the communist ones are interesting. They are quite frankly not worth reading through unless you have a self-insert article yourself and you're looking for people to fit into your "friends" list.
• Fetishistic: These ideologies are meant, in theory, to fulfill their artificer's perverted fantasies, and are usually meticulously planned out through a political process that serves or promotes their sexual fantasies. As a result, these people sometimes actually have sexual fantasies about polcompballs themselves. These ideologies usually support one or more of the following: naturism (nudism), hedonism, LGBT rights... well- maybe I should just list out a few actual examples for you instead.
  • Airisuism: (or "Smithism") is an anarcho-syndicalist ideology- but with catboys. In fact, under an Airisuist society, catboys will be bred in captivity so that "there will be free distribution of catboys to the public to fuck and/or date." Did I mention Mr. Smith here is a literal otakukin and an autogynephile, if that says anything.
  • Kira Kweenism: Another anarcho-communist ideology; this time belonging to a degenerate furfag. This article goes on to state that "A Kira Kweenist society will also have at least one worker-owned Himbo Hooters, as well as value decentralized redistribution of werewolf daddies and baras of all species to breed with the citizens of said society/commune."
• Schizophrenic: These ideologies are some of the most crazy and idiosyncratic ideologies you will come across, often stepping into the realms of nazi mysticism, otherkinism, occultism, conspiracy theories, Aspergers, LARPism and sometimes even "off-compass" and "omni" ideologies (i.e. utter retardation), all culminating into the most absurd and bum-fuckingly stupid thing you will ever read.

Namefag Drama

TheGhostOfInky

	“	To be fair the only reason pedophilia is bad is because society says so.	„
	—TheGhostOfInky, being a true intellectual on Discord

Inky on the prowl for little Aztec boys in South America.

TheGhostOfInky (powerword: Rodrigues or some Brazilian shite like that) is a longtime moderator of the Polcompball reddit and wikis. Since the r/polcompball's inception, he has been wasting his life away moderating stuff for free for years in his mommy's basement, or rather his "autonomous zone". When he's not moderating or pretending to be a catgirl, he's likely either spending all hours of the day sharing shota and gross pokemon vore to a private discord channel with his cronies, or immersing himself in the discussion of political theory (see quote above). Another indicator that he spends all his time on the internet and has no grounding in the real world is that he describes himself as an "anarcho-communist", but despite this he runs his wikis like a dictator with clear hierarchical structures and constantly sucks up to the corporate higher-ups from sites like FANDOM. He also describes himself as an "egoist anarchist" which makes more sense because he's a total fuckin' pedophile.

Some fun facts about Inky include:

• He lives in Portugal where the age of consent is 14.
• Inky is a hecking clittycell, so respect her pronouns you fucking nigger!
• Inky used to be a Obama's #1 fan and thought that socialism meant "free stuff!", a notion that he clearly let go of in favor of anarchism is "when me gay and me diddle kids".
• Speaking of Obama, he was circumcised during his inauguration.
• He is an Atheistic-Catholic, part atheist for the hedonism and part-catholic for the pedophilia.
• In the aforementioned above quote from discord, Inky got many reacts in agreement with the statement, showing that many of Inky's cronies are sickos too.
• Inky is a pedophile, if you didn't get the hint yet.

His self-insert ideology is currently not available for viewing, but it can be viewed via the Wayback Machine.

Game2Winter

Moar info: Game2Winter.

An aspie supremacist who was active on PCBA, although he was much more infamous in the regular polandball community having for a brief moment performed a coup on the polandball wiki and then losing it. The most power he will ever feel as a wannabe dictator.

Metbol

Metbol was a mudkip-enthusiast, EDiot, PCBA oldfag and general instigator known for keeping things interesting within the Polcompball Anarchy Wiki. In its infancy, PCBA was relatively tolerant, yet Metbol persisted in pushing the limits of what was acceptable by writing articles about LGBT-oriented ideologies/movements synthesized with pedophilia just to make the LGBT users mad, which needless to say wasn't very popular with the queer oligarchy running the website. In another instance, Metbol did some off-wiki trolling on the LGBTQIA wiki until b&, so he took it back to the PCBA wiki to write a baseless article about one of it's users, thus sparking an inter-wiki war.

The tranny jannies seethed so hard at this guy that they felt obliged to delete his self-insert article and user account long after he left PCBA for good. His self-insert article is currently revived and labeled as a historic article.Archive

Quark

Quark is a typical reddit atheist from Quebec who initially popularized the trend of self-insert ideologies on the Polcompball Anarchy Wiki. He was practically a mascot for PCBA until he threatened suicide (for pity) on Discord and so all mentions of him were forcefully removed from the wiki; truly showing that the mods don't care for living up to the name of 'anarchy'. The Polcompball Democracy Wiki was created as a reaction to this which in essence was supposed to have its decisions determined by user votes with various faux political parties but just ended up with all early-comers getting mod and them not actually changing positions when new votes were held.

His self-insert article is still not available for viewing, but it can be viewed via the Wayback Machine.

Original Encyclopedia Dramatica article

Hey!		This article is an Encyclopedia Dramatica exclusive. This article is only for the discriminating lulz connoisseur. If you have any exclusive drama to add, click here.

During the .wiki schism, a massive article about Polcompball was written, but they were unwittingly written on Aediot's domain and were thus lost media once Aediot couldn't afford to keep his server up anymore. While the article was still up, it generated massive lulz across the PCBA Discord server as users frantically tried to figure out who wrote this defamatory article attacking all the literal who's of the community. The artificer of this article was revealed to be a user known as JoeyFloppa by a rat who was let in on the secret. It still didn't stop him from adding literal who's to the expansive list of users or writing entirely new articles about some of the more insufferable users. Those whiney faggots must have emailed Aediot en masse about the article because he awarded OP the Troll Seal of Approval on his luserpage for his contributions and efforts.

Subsequently, articles for the PCBA users Sumisu Arisu, Jade Crystal Cat, SajZeal and Gabriel Duffy were also created, but are lost now for the same reason and nothing of value was lost.

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See Also

• 1984 - literally the moderation team.
• Game2Winter
• Paradox Interactive
• Transhumanism - a common trope in PCB.

External Links

• Political Compass Test
• r/Polcompball ^{(See removed posts: 1)}
• r/Polcoomballs ^{(See removed posts: 1)}
•  Official Polcompball Twitter Account
• Polcompball Discord Server
• Polcompball Wiki
• Polcompball Anarchy Wiki

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