Martin Neumaier

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Martin Neumaier is a German politician who rose to notoriety after having had filmed himself passionately licking public toilets. Apparently, the toilet licking was a "punishment" that he had to fulfill, and if it would surprise you, he was a massive homosexual with a scat fetish, and this isn't even the most disgusting nor the most obscene thing he had filmed himself doing, including but not limited to smearing a Quran with his poo-poo covered dildo and hopping on said dildo with a poo-poo Hitler 'stache smeared on his face.

Background

In 2024, Martin Neumaier was a candidate running for the Free Democratic Party in the Ostalb district of Baden-Württemberg. On May 16th, a video of him passionately licking several chrome urinals, toilet seats and toiletries inside the public restroom of a railway station surfaced on Xitter. That, as well as many other videos Neumaier shared online of himself rectally masturbating went viral worldwide. Neumaier's perverted videos will go down as easily one of the worst things a German politician has ever done.

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Skibidi dop, yes, yes! A true patriot of the German people. Watch him lick his own shit and mashed potatoes off of his dildo after using it. OMG LITERALLY HITLER!!!11!1 Hitler would be proud o/ Previous Video | Next Video

See Also

• Aidan Maese-Czeropski - Gay politician who was filmed taking backshots in a U.S. government office.
• Bubba Copeland - creepy Republican crossdresser who offed himself.
• Kyle Spitze - femboy extortionist who also filmed himself licking a toilet.
• Martin Ssempa - Ugandan pastor who doesn't want you to eat da poo poo.

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