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Greta Thunberg
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Greta Thunberg = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.
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Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg, better known as Greta Thundercunt, is a 22-year-old autistic piece of Euro trash from Sweden, she occupies her time crying to social media about climate change.
Like many environmentalist crybabies that think that the world can be changed with speeches that point the finger at problems while throwing accusations blindly or simply blaming the Joos. She, and others like her, are unable of offering no real solutions while, at the same time, they shirk their generations' involvement in the problems of the world by dimishing their responsability and blaming the previous generation for all the woes in the world.
Relatively unknown, even after being made Time's Person of the Year until The Donald made a Tweet suggesting that she burn a Doob and chill the fuck out.
Like so many Girls her age, she needs to learn to shut the fuck up, get in the kitchen and start learning to make tasty sammiches that'll keep her in the kitchen and away from the podium.
Advocacy
Greta's idea of cutting class, uh we mean, "striking from school to protest the evils of climate change" came to her soon after Masturbating to the Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting when she saw students refuse to return to school as a protest to Gun violence and for greater gun control and a bigger Government to rule us.
Her message is the same old bourgeoisie drivel that has been preached since the 1960s by the trendy fucker elite.
The world is fucked and it's the older generation's fault and responsibility to fix it before they hand the reins over to the next generation.
Like so many of her type, she points the finger but can offer no realistic solutions. Her whole message is that we need to listen to scientists and get rid of money by dismantling Capitalism. She wants us to listen to the same scientists that gave us Atomic Weapons, invented plastics and who rarely if ever, double-check published theories because there's no glamour in it? Yep! Let's listen to those scientists that got us into the problem she claims are destroying the Earth because we have Credit Cards.
Autism
Greta claims to suffer from Aspergergers Syndrome and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Greta claims to suffer from selective mutism which to the dumb liberal mentally ill masses, One might mistake as wisdom but what it really means in the domestic life is that she knows when to keep her mouth shut and bring her man a beer.
Chris-Chan has even called her particular brand of eco-autism a super power
Similar to many mentally deranged girls on the internet, her open admission to these presumably self-diagnosed illnesses is likely to be for the benefit of having something to fall back on when, or if, she is criticized publicly by someone with more knowledge on the subject of Global Warming.
In that regard, she is like so many autistic people on the internets in that she believes that there is only one answer and if everyone follows it all will be fine. Greta has spent a lot of time saying Government officials need to listen to scientists but Science is often divided on major issues due to the politicization of the environment because Al Gore made some dumbass documentary. So who do we really listen to? Obviously the world should listen to a whiny, pedantic, overly entitled piss-baby who spent most of her time skipping school, crying that she's too hot, and can't shut up about the polar icecaps.
She's Right; You're Wrong
Since she claims to be Apolitical and says she speaks only scientific facts, she is claiming that her position is the right one and should be adopted immediately by the world because, God forbid, science has never been wrong or divided on anything such as:
- The Periodic Table is more of a guide because not all atoms weigh exactly the same.
- Originally Global Warming was supposed to be a Big Freeze with the Earth covered in glaciers miles thick.
- Even in the 1990s, Scientists said modern humans didn't evolve in Africa
- Before the human genome project of 2003, Science claimed that a complex organism like a human had more Genes than something less complex like that of an amoeba
- The whole idea of Cold Fusion was nothing more than a fairy tale.
- Our Favorite: The Expanding Earth Theory. It basically says that the position and relative movement of the Earth's continents is dependant on the volume of the Earth increasing.
Greta The Trustfund Communist
Whoda thunk that our favorite FAS goblin favors communism now that she's in college?
With all the fervor of an Art Major in their first year of college showing off their Rule 34 Portfolio of Rainbow Dash, Greta, coming from a protected, wealthy family where the closest she has ever come to manual labor is having to wash her own breakfast plates because the maid up and quit over her father constantly hitting on her, claims she has the answer.
Having no idea of how the real world works she is ready to throw all the blame on money and points the finger at capitalism, claiming that it is the root cause of all our environmental woes while willfully ignoring the fact that her family is a part of that same 1% that she places the blame on for the woes of the current climate and enviromental problems.
Like so many protected Trustfund Communists and Adult-Children that have never had to work a day in their lives or interact with someone in a tax bracket lower than theirs, she suffers from the fatal flaw that she believes that she can make better decisions for the ignorant masses than they can make on their own.
Greta The Goblin says that Capitalism offers very few solutions to the Climate Problem because it is only interested in producing goods cheaper and moving factories to third world countries if that means cheaper production costs and that their emissions and other environmental sins will be ignored so they can now offer Cheese-Wiz at a lower price.
Like so many Eco-Hippies that choose to ignore overpopulation, she would rather focus on a person's carbon footprint, such as allocating every single person, on the Earth, a carbon footprint of 1 metric tonne a year. She chooses to ignore rising population figures and believes that her idealized solution will fix the blight of climate change while ignoring the responsibilities of countries such as India and China that, together, account for 3.5 billion of the World's 7 billion people.
It's The Fault Of Adults She Is Picked On
This is despite the fact that many of the Fetal Alchohol Syndrome tweets and other memes poking fun at her looks, clothing and Autism have been directed at her by her own peers - teens.
Her spin on this is that her message is so dangerous to the current political hierarchy that Adults are trying to silence her with conspiracy theories aimed at her, memes making fun of her, things like facts and dissenting opinions.
Internet Sissy Fight With Andrew Tate
Enter Andrew Tate, who is to masculinity what Greta is to environmentalism. For whatever reason he decided to engage dear sweet Greta, possibly by trying to lure the malformed Kermit Doll into his rape dungeon, by going online and bragging about his collection of high-octane penis-envy sports cars. We got the typical response, a brief back and forth, and it was all very lulzy for Greta's 5 or so fans. What happened soon after is Tate was paid a visit by the Romanian branch of the Party Van and shipped off to the pokey. This resulted in Greta effectively getting praise for "sending a human trafficker to jail" because... she arbitrarily talked to him before it happened.
So why's this even relevant, dear guest? It manages to sum up Greta better than any meme, article, or even hate art ever could. She threw a hissy fit because someone didn't kiss her boney little ass, some people completely unrelated to her or what she says did some work, a problem was solved, she basked in the credit for it, and the whole world completely forgot about it within the week. Imagine being such a complete bag of dicks that the only time people are willing to cheer you on is when you fall for an obvious troll and accidentally get a sexual predator arrested. Furthermore, it also shows just how little anyone actually gives a fuck about her: despite scathing mentions of Andrew Tate's lulzy arrest appearing within minutes on his article, without mentioning Greta no less, it took four months for some Ediot to put his bong down long enough to add this to the Thundercunt article.
Greta Graduates From School
If there is a positive it's that we won't be forced to look at her FAS face, every Friday, on Google news because she is giving up on her striking from school for governments to change their global policies now that she is out of school.
Much like workers in coal mines striking for safety equipment and living wages, her strikes were relatively ignored by all except the liberal media that propelled her to damigogue status because, like most libtards she had no answers but demanded changes.
So to our favorite, little Butterface - we wish her a happy graduation and know that she is a walking contradiction because for every time she bitched about the 1% destroying the Earth, she never brought up the wealth of her family that made her Friday strikes possible and relevant by paying for her press agent.
Greta And The Jews
In recent months Greta has taken it upon herself to contradict her "claimed" "Apolitical Stance" to lend her voice to a new and improved Holocaust with chants like Krossa Sionismen, "Crush Zionism" or demanding a Palastinian State that exists from The River Jordon to The Mediterranean Sea - in other words - she wants to continue the Aryan vision of a world with no Israel and Jews.
While making no comment on her Gene Freak Genetics and Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, much the same way Hitler never brought up that he had a Jew hiding in his billfold, she will most likely keep people focused on her speeches for a FINAL Final solution so that no one pays attention to her genetic short comings.
Israelis claim that Zionism is simply the belief that Israel has a right to exist by keeping other people down and by Greta saying Crush Zionism, Israelis have said that she has moved into Anti-Semitic waters where she wants to see the Jewish state of Israel and its people destroyed.
People like David Michaels claim that our favorite smashed face, close eyed, 20 something Chud Monster that chooses to still wear twin tailed braids, like she's a 13-year-old Anime school girl, has taken on a overt level of callousness because when she speaks about the Gaza and Palestine she says nothing about equal care and equal rights for Israelis when she demands rights for Arabs and Palestinians.
In the long run, what people badly need to do is realize that they're sissy fighting with a 20 something year old, Swedish version of Chris Chan that loves to play Attention Whore while reading from scripts and getting into the news only because her parents bought her a press agent.
In other words, the Bitch has GOTIS and will only go away if you stop giving her attention.
Seriously, she's an Inner-city Port-A-John 4. It ain't looks that's keeping her relevant.
Israel Gets Something Right
Our opinion here at ED and three quarters of the world is that ✡Israel✡ finally got something right when it "allegedly" tortured her. While we and the world might be holding this opinion, Israel is claiming that what Greta is claiming is simple embellishments and Lies that her Anti-semitic sponsers have scripted for her.
Chubby and no longer Cute, Greta has shown pictures of herself opening up her suitcase that has the indisputable words of "Whore Greta", along with a Penis and a Star of David drawn on it.
Greta claims what we already know - Israel, its military and its people have no empathy and are cruel to non Jews and non Israelis. She describes concentration camp behavior from the Israeli Military.
In Greta's words, she claimed that she was tortured. She has said that it started when the Israeli Military hurt her libtard feelings by calling her names in Sweedish like Lilla Hora which means Little Whore and Hora Greta, Which means Greta the whore when she was arrested for illegally entering Israel and refered to her as these names the whole time she was being held. We here at ED agree with Israel for once.
She has claimed that after she was arrested, and while she was being processed, the police made her sit in a corner, next to an Israeli flag and every time the flag would flutter and touch her sensitive, Sweedish skin the police would scream, "Don't touch our flag," and then kick her in the side, leaving no marks. She then went on to claim that she was taken to another building, stripped naked, while being being filmed, and the soldiers and police would take selfies of her while she was nude and an Israeli flag was drapped over her shoulders. We're looking forward to some random Israeli soldier leaking these pics on the Internets.
Greta claims that she was treated like a Moslem and told how Israel inflicted, what we consider the proper treatment of Moslems when they stripped her and her Moslem cohorts naked a second time, more selfies were taken with her. She says that they were blindfolded and thinking only of inflicking the most pain possible - they took her and her Moslem cohorts to a military prison in a refrigerated truck.
She went on to claim that the Israeli Soldiers starved her and her Moslem buddies, she could stand to lose five or ten pounds - we mean, seriously, have you seen her face recently? It's either the bangs or the bangs and her Down Syndrome face.
She then went on to claim that the Israeli military made them lie in a prone position, on sharp gravel, their hands tightly zip-tied behind them and with their forheads on the ground.
Greta said that it broke her fragile, hippy heart as she had to listen, to her Moslem buddies anxiously beg for a doctor, because the Israel police confiscated and threw away their medications on suspicion that that they were smuggling drugs. She said that the soldiers lacked compassion when they threw away important medications like heart and cancer meds, meds you should be taking on a boat for a protest and a chance that you'll be arrested and your meds comfiscated because it's Police SOP to comfiscate all meds upon arrest.
Greta said that Moslems were passing out one after another because of the 100°F heat that Israel somehow conjured up every time they were outside because, as we all know. Jews are Witches and can control the weather. Greta claimed that she and her fellow Moslems were told by the Israeli Soldiers that they'd have no need for a Doctor because they will be getting gassed any moment from now and then were shown gas canisters with hospital face masks attached, yet she doesn't name what was in them. Furthermore, as she and her Moslem partners begged for water, the Israeli soldiers would show them bottles of water, pretend that they were giving the water to them and wisely pour it on the ground. To further humilate her fragile ego some more, the police and the military took more selfies with her.
We're starting to see a trend here with the Selfies. We think it's the subconscious admissions of a narcissistic personality or a desire to believe that she's pretty.
To claim that she was being further mistreated, Greta claimed that it took the Sweedish ambassador in Israel a full, three days to visit her because she's so important and she supersedes anything else that he might have to do, like keeping Israel from starting WWIII, he should have gotten off his ass and been there in 30 seconds. Some people will tell you that 3 days is pretty fucking fast, because if you've ever been in jail, you're lucky to see a lawyer in seven days.
Not wanting the stench of her cunt stinking up their country because she allegedly fucked every one of the 60 Moslem prisoners she was caged with twice, Isreal wisely deported her Halloween mask face on October 6th, just in time for her to get home so she can have plaster molds made of her face and turned into Halloween masks for American children.
Naomi Seibt
Naomi Seibt - better known in climate change circles as the Anti-Greta or Evil-Greta because of her stance that Pro-Global Warming advocates use doom and gloom, fear and Cherry picked data to exaggerate the consequences of current Global Warming events to bring about Liberal, World Government changes that would be beneficial only to them. An example would be solar panels that have an average cost of $16,000 and, surprisingly, the far left has a lot invested in these alternative energy devices.
A 25-year-old Conservative German. Since the age of 13 she has known that it was her place, and the place of all Wimmins, to grow up and do her feminine duties of keeping up the house, watching after and pumping out Children while looking after and making her husband tasty Sandwiches as she walks around the house without shoes on and with one in the oven at all times.
She denounces Greta the Ghoul's climate alarmism as a fear tactic that was designed by The Far Left to indoctrinate children into submission with scare tactics, much like a Catholic Priest is used to scare little boys into behaving during Church. Greta has created an imaginary Boogey Man that follows her brainwashed climate change acolytes around at all times because she can always be found posting misinformation that is, Allegedly, only relevant when it has been said, such as Greta's infamous Twitter post that was posted more than 5 years ago saying that if we don't do something in five years time, the world as we know it will end.
Often accused of spreading climate disinformation, Naomi's critics complain of her use of the 4 Ds of disinformation.
- 1: Dismiss the message
- 2: Distort the facts
- 3: Distract the audience
- 4: Express dismay at the whole thing.
Naomi is often accused of being used to feed skepticism in what the left calls "Rock Hard" Science.
Naomi has said that she is sickened by the fear mongering that people like Greta the Monkey use. She has said that if you look at the faces of the children in her "Friday's For Future" protests that they are legitimately afraid, absolutely frightened that the world is going to end before they get a chance to live, go out on a date or lose their Incel status.
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Naomi's message is "Yes. Greenhouse gas emissions are contributing to global warming but they don't have the impact that people like Greta Thunberg and The Far Left want us to believe."
In a media comparisson to Greta, Naomi spoke at 1 Nationalist Alternative for Germany (AfD) rally and was quickly branded a Nazi by the German media in spite of her not belonging to the group and asserting that she tends to follow more Libertarian beliefs.
The AfD, is often portrayed as the Bad Guy in German media and compared to Nazis like everyone the far left disagrees with because it is their goal to stop and fight the rampant invasion of unwanted foreigners into Germany like Terrorist Muslims, because, as the argument goes, if the Carbon Footprint of a Nation is so important, why do we choose to increase our country's population and it's footprint by letting more and more people in to use up our resources.
On the other hand, Greta says Crush Zionism and makes the comment that From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free and her Anti-Semitic views are quickly played down because she is the media's Far Left Darling that supports Communism, blindly follows Global Warming scare tactics and is a good little puppet that will follow the script that has been given to her.
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Naomi Cries For Political Asylum
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Naomi Seibt, (25) and at that perfect age when Wimmins are at their hottest and haven't hit that wall and slow decline in looks at age 30. Despite her claiming that she embraces conservative beliefs, Naomi still remains neither married or pregnant and still has yet to take up her God ordained duty of making tasty Sammiches for men. As Naomi reaches the slow slide of looks that women suffer through after the age of 35, the internet has predicted that she will most likely be doing Blow Job videos at the age of 40 because no one will give a damn about what she has to say. Fortunately, for her, she is still a hot, blonde German Girl that maintains a decent level of internet fame despite her being well past those Loli years where 50+ year-old editors at News Sources would publish her Just Because she made decent masterbation fodder for her basement dwelling Otakus.
Still suffering from the incurable disease of the Gotis mentality our favorite Blonde Haired Down There German has decided to name herself a Political, Freespeach Martyr because she tells it like it is and isn't a paid for, puppet mouth like Greta Thundercunt.
Naomi has started begging America for asylum on X, Jewtube and her own private website NaomiSeibt.com because her paranoid Woman brain is telling her that Germany is picking on and being mean to her because, as she claims, if she were to return to Germany she most likely would be kidnapped, tortured, attacked on the street, Ræped and then killed or killed and then Ræped, by a sick fuck like You, because, as she claims, the German Police have chosen to do nothing about all the death threats she receives every day from Antifa members. Naomi has also claimed that Germany wants to arrest her and hide her away in a damp cell over her political choices and speaches because it is her desire to educate Deutschland about the Jews and the coming scourge of pedophile Arabs. Because she's a walking example of Godwin's Law that doesn't let the argument devolve but rather jumps straight into it by calling everyone Nazis and downplaying the Holocaust by making casual analogies, she has claimed that this is the reason why she is being persucuted by Germany. She has said that Germany has no concept of Freedom of Speach and has become the Orwellian state of Oceania predicted in 1984.
Ironically Naomi remains ignorant of all the death threats that are ignored by the Police every day in America. Director Matt Reeves received them when Robert Pattinson was cast in The Batman, Marvel Productions received death threats written in crayon by angry Children when they killed off Optimus Prime in the 1980s Transformers movie or Warner Brothers after people paid good money to suffer through that piece of Shit they called Catwoman. Hell, A Federal Grand Jury even chose to not indict Natalie Jones for posting Death Threats on websites and Mailing Death Threats to the White House saying that she wanted to kill our most honorable God Emperor Trump. The Federal Grand Jury stated that Natile did nothing wrong and was simply exorcising her First Ammendment Right to Freedom of Speech.
To kick her paranoid schizophrenic woman brain into overdrive, Naomi is claiming that she is being spied on in both Germany and in America by little flying bugs, that only someone with a trained eye like hers can see. These flying bug video cameras and listening devices are constantly streaming live information about her to the German Schutzstaffel and have even been found by her, in her toilet because you know how those Germans love their Scheizer Porn.
She has tried to put these Insecticon peepers into a jar, with a tightened lid on top to have a friend look at and study their electronics but every time she has gotten to his house, these bugs somehow found a way to escape.
Because she has alligned herself with what the Europen Union refers to as the modern day Nazi party of Germany that calls itself the 卐 AfD or The Alternative for Germany 🇩🇪 卐 that is said to follow Hitler's grand plan of convincing undesirables such as the queers and the coons and the reds and the Jews, let us not forget the Rag Heads because if Roger Waters was writing Waiting For The Worms today, he would have included them in his solicitation demanding that they leave England or go back home.
Claiming that the German population no longer desires these people, the AfD has Politely asked them to leave voluntarily with Super, Ultra, Pretty Pleases With A Cherry On Top Requests that include broken windows and a few beatings or two to motivate these undesirables decision to pack up their bags and leave. Naomi, thinking that our Great God Emperor Trump is a fellow Fascist, because he wants to Rightfully send illegal immigrants back to their home countries, has started begging the Trump Administration for asylum because she is so afraid of her Fatherland.
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Rather then using her time to balance the Budget, find ways to keep School aged children in America from going to bed hungry or fight the War on drugs, Rep. Anna Paulina Luna Florida Republican has decided to waste the time and Money of her Meth Mouthed, trailor Park of a state and the U.S. Government to take this whole publicity stunt seriously and meet with our Sexy, little, Fräulein Minx.
As expected, this has brought every Stupid, can't write a coherant paragraph to save their lives, shaved head, swastika for an avatar, American, Neo-Nazi Punk out of their basement to praise both Naomi and Rep. Luna for their courage and desire to make Europe white again. To expand upon this stupidity, these Sieg Heiling Naomi Fanboys are incable of doing a simple Google search on Rep. Luna to find out that their brave American warrior, fighting for the ethnic purity of a land that would rather toss their basement dwelling asses into a Polish oven then let them polute their purity with Mutt genes, they'd see that Rep. Luna is a Mexican.
Elon Musk, (from what unreliable sources have told us), being Naomi's biggest Simp and loudest advocate and sponser for giving asylum and making her an American citizen, has entertained Naomi with Alleged stories that, he too, is afraid of going to Europe for fears of being assassinated. He has also humored her with his rumored fear of being raped by a Shemale in a gas station bathroom that includes way to many icky details.
Elon has, allegedly promised that he will make her the face of the movement for bringing the World back to the state that it was in 1942 when Germany was at the pinnacle of its power, Blacks sat at the back of the bus and Israel didn't exist as a country - all in the hopes of, from what message boards are claiming, Bedding our darling, little Deutsche Schönheit.
Then there are the private video calls and DMs that Naomi has, (Again, this is from unreliable sources) claimed to have had with Elon on X that most likely have included, by internet consensus, albino beaver shots (She's a natural blonde) and Naomi promising that she'll sleep with Elon once she's a citizen.
The Joke about Elon being Naomi's biggest suporter lies in that she has gotten the Ban hammer three times, so far, on X for posting Anti-semitsm, Islamophobic material and just all around Racist shit.
Looks like Elon is not the Great Supporter of Free Speech that Naomi makes him out to be.
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Greta Doesn't Get It
Our Final Analysis
Greta is in bad need of getting laid, which will calm her of her agressive nature, spaz attacks and eventually lead to her getting pregnant. Her Good Mannered and high standing parents will only think of the embarrassment of having an unwed, daughter with FAS and push her to trap another man of decent standing who will see that it is his Y-Chromosome responsibility to drag her around by the hair and keep her in the kitchen making Sammiches for him and the kids while giving her the occasional pair of Irish Sunglasses when the gene tests comes back and say that the kid isn't his.
If he's doing his job right as her better and her superior, because he is the one who posses the Penis, she will no longer feel the need to protest or run off with the verbal Diarrhea on how the World is ending and the poor must huddle together for warmth while she sleeps in a 1,500 square foot bedroom all alone and correct her by telling her the hard truth that no one realy gives a flying fuck about what she has to say.
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See Also
- 16-year-old girl
- Al Gore - Fellow crybaby in arms
- Asperger's Syndrome
- Attention Whore
- Autism
- Chris-Chan - Another Aspie selling their delusions to a gullible, internet audience
- Climategate - How to fudge climate data in a nutshell
- Fetal Alcohol Syndrome - One crazy trick Greta's doctors don't want you to know about
- Global Warming
- GOTIS
- Liberal
- Money
- OCD
- STFU We really wish she would take our advice.
- Unwarranted self importance
External Links
- NOFAS condemns use of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome memes attacking Greta Thunberg
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