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Johnny Somali (Powerword: Ramsey Khalid Ismael, aka ジョニー・ソマリ and 조니 소말리) or BKA "That Dumbass Nigger" is a Twitch streamer who sank to the bottom of the lows. In fact, Johnny is so hated, he managed to unite the Koreans and the Japanese—two groups who otherwise hate one another—and convince them to set aside their historical differences in order to work together and save the rest of the world from Johnny's nonsense.
Even more humiliating on his part, the Joos and the Aryan Brotherhood had a momentary ceasefire because his Douchbaggery, it's a word-look it up, achieved such new levels that even the Cicumcised and uncircumcised had a common interest for 5 minutes.
How the hell does one fuck up so badly? Well, you could start by being like Johnny and become your own worst enemy; the only person who could cancel him is he himself... and he's doing a pretty damn good job of it.
What have I missed? Copycat killers was 2 days ago • Gooning was 4 days ago • Jasmine Richardson was 6 days ago
If you punish a child for being naughty, and reward him for being good, he will do right merely for the sake of the reward; and when he goes out into the world and finds that goodness is not always rewarded, nor wickedness always punished, he will grow into a man who only thinks about how he may get on in the world, and does right or wrong according as he finds advantage to himself.
— Immanuel Kant
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From Encyclopædia Dramatica's endless supply of factoids:
- ...that live streamer Johnny Somali couldn't keep his big-lipped mouth shut and may be looking at more time because he thought he was the World's Smartest Nigger and appealed a sweetheart Prison sentence?
- ...that some stupid bitch got paid $6 Million Dollars because she claimed that she's addicted to and was traumatized by Instagram and Facebook?
- ...that Chuck Norris died? Get ready for a resurgance of Chuck Norris facts like how he's not really dead and is just taking a long nap.
- ...that it's St. Patrick's Day and 40% of the drunk driving deaths on this day will happen between midnight and 2:59 am?
- ...that some loser with too much money and not enough brains actually paid $14.6 million for a 1969 Fender Stratocaster that was played by Pink Floyd's David Gilmour?
- ...that The Seahawks Beat The Patriots 29-13 at this year's Superbowl? We're always happy to see The Patriots lose
- ... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with KOSA and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? You should tell them what you think, at badinternetbills.com!
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