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Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande-Butera is a feminazi attention whore who talks in a weird, annoying baby-voice, makes perpetual duck-faces when taking selfies and has dumped numerous men to get in touch with the dicks of men that are already in happy loving relationships, was apparently responsible for a terrorist attack in England, as well as the pathetic suicide of Mac Miller.

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