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| Unknowns | |
| Nationality: | Canadian and Sandnigger |
| Highscore | Killed 6, injured 8 |
| Mode | Co-Op, Multiplayer |
| Top 10? | 10th Place |
| An Hero? | Gave themselves over to the police while saying sorry, eh |
Celebrating Canada's cultural diversity 2 tan Canadians entered into the city mosque (one of the many) and opened fire on the mudslimes inside, as they were not pure enough. One of them had recently upgraded to an AK-47, but instead of spending ability points into aiming he put them into faith, so he could get 72 virgins at the end of his run. But with his low score the number of virgins will be greatly decreased.
The shooting
At around 8pm on the 29th of January 2017, the two French Canadians entered Le Mosque's ground floor, where all the men where gathered. The women and children were segregated to the upstairs, probably cooking or birthing.
The shooters were of course heard shouting
but there is no official explanation of their motive........
—Witness to the religion of peace | ||
Members Of The Mosque
- Mohammed Oudghiri who has lived in Quebec for 42 years is "very worried" and thinking of moving back to Morocco.
Pig's Head
Some time during 2015 a pig's head was left for the mudslimes during Ramadan, so the poor souls would not starve. It was a kind gift, but the ungrateful fucks declined it. Alongside the thoughtful gift a well-meaning and insightful leaflet was left for curious readers. It was entitled "What is the most serious: a pig’s head or a genocide".
Looks absolute delicious.
Daily Beast Reporting
If you needed even more reason to disregard Daily Beast as a legit news source, you have to look no further than their coverage of this. They were fooled by the
fakest of fake twitter accounts, and actually believed that Davis Aurini and Matt Forney were behind the shooting.
High Score
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kill count: | 6/20 (8 Injured) |
| Accuracy: | 3/20 15% killrate, horrible |
| Style: | 5/20 Canadian rip-off |
| Butthurt: | 13/20 Canada levels of butthurt |
| Bonus: | 12/20 Islam 1 2 3 |
| Total score: 39/100 (D-) | |
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