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Jew Nersey

After the Dutch and later the Jews successfully purged New York City of any and all Native Americans, set up shop and started civilization anew in the New World, they realized that while Manhattan was a cool place to party, it was kinda small and there was nowhere to dump their empties the next day. Immediately to the south and west was a large swamp, and there was much rejoicing, as the northeast had found a home for all their garbage. That bright new place, that beacon of dumps, was New Jersey (more like Jew Nersey, amirite?). New Jersey is the birthplace of many celebrities who became famous only after getting the fuck out of this shithole.

(( Guidos In Mesh Shirts, Guidos Having Fake Tans And Guidos That Can't Be Anything But Loud - It's A Joisey Thing ))


What have I missed?	Morgan Geyser & Anissa Weier 2 days ago	DINDUNUFFIN 4 days ago	Kurt Eichenbald 6 days ago

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Saddest story ever: dude on our forum likes all his own posts with three sockpuppets and pretends to be an 18 year old girl for six months to flirt with people in exchange for more likes. Succeeds in seducing a lesbian

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... that the Anti-Greta, Naomi Seibt is begging our benevolent God Emperor Trump for asylum because Germany is picking on her?

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	“	Cartoons for adults have been normalized over the years. No more "cartoons = for kids" mentality that got him banned. Bring back Joe Camel.	„
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