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Jason Thomas Nichols

	“	Open the door now..or I'll fucking end you..do you understand me?	„

Jason Thomas Nichols is the hot new Wojak in town. Showing up at the doorstep of some guy's house in Fairfield, California, and dressed in his finest Reddit-moderator gear, Jason wanted to let you know:

if you knew where your daughter was
that this was his neighborhood
if you could open the door
his name was Harry Dresden (Reference to a book series called "The Dresden Files", about a wizard private investigator)

He was later arrested and charged with four felonies. But the story goes deeper...

(( It Was All A Military Script Designed To Hide His Black Op Status ))


What have I missed?	Drug 2 days ago	Archive.is 4 days ago	Creationist 6 days ago

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	“	had to restrain myself from telling a four year old she’s birthday twins with hitler	„
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... that another Valentine's Day has come and gone and you're still all alone? Are those voices in your head starting to become more persuasive?

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