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[[File:MOEHMOEEEEHHHH.jpg|thumb|center|700px|They say if you say the word MOEH to a Colony Drop member, they melt into a pile of shit and insecurity. Also DOUBLE MOEH]] | [[File:MOEHMOEEEEHHHH.jpg|thumb|center|700px|They say if you say the word MOEH to a Colony Drop member, they melt into a pile of shit and insecurity. Also DOUBLE MOEH]] | ||
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Colony Drop looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys. Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery. You could also add in actual humor.
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—The owners of Colony Drop actually talking about themselves, trying to admit it, but still in search of the meaning of their lives, which we're sure they'll never find. |
—Once you've read this, it's kind of apparent that it's an oldfag weeabbo circlejerk |
Colon Dump is the prime example of the fucktardedness Reject Weeaboos display on the other end of the dumbfuck spectrum of Anime Fandom Wankery,
why becoming self deluded that thinking that your preferences and "way of appreciation" should be glorified and should be the way to do things will get you sex will in fact automatically place you in a level meters below Chris-chan level fucktardedness,
why people that post up sites like these rank Place 1,086,435 and dropping on Alexa for a reason and aren't visited by anyone with half of a brain, because of the massive amounts of flat earthing nonsensical ramblings, typical bitchass fan behavior, and insufferable and painfully annoying nerd derp herf temper tantrums when they felt their penises were threatened because of denial of the fact that what they like "isn't cool anymore",
and a showcase of internet nerd racism and ethnocentric rampaging prevalent amongst suburbanite Americans.
Because when you've got a shit ton of whining and complaining over the years of yourself thinking that Animu fandom would get you pussy like some other oldfag fucktard acting like a Alzheimers ridden fuck about why nothing sucks your dick anymore, and blaming others for why "EVERYTHING FELL TO SHIT EVERYTHING SUCKS" because you're all no dick shallow lazyass insipid uninspired hedonistic fickle whiny pompoushit dumbfucks that never had the insight to change anything in the first place because you are all arrogant fanwanking spoiled smugfuck asshole teenybopping douches by birth, then state that "oh, we're not attempting to change teh minds of the animu directors in nipland!" years later, and have us at ED know bullshit by asshole jaded reject weeaboo cuntwastes when we see it, you will deny the fuck out of your deepest and true desires and lie the fuck out of your own jadedry in order to sustain your depressing more than goth reject weeaboo fan herpderp sojourn to show everyone how your "superiority in anime and fandom tastes" are better than everyone elses. AM I RITE
What the fuckery is this shit!?
Created by a douchebag Gundam fanboy, Colony Drop is a collection of many Amurican ethnocentric weeaboo otaku's flatearthing ramblings and bitching about how much Anime isn't catered for their tastes, and still living in 1994.
Apparently, the site's aim is to "argue against the grain of anime fandom’s most heinous misconceptions". Apparently, when you're a fucking geekoid that takes your fandom too far in the range of superiority and think that Anime fandom is going to get you the top title of Nerddom and pussy you could imagine, create a blog in retaliation when the world isn't going the way you please, whining about how all of Japan needs to suck your dick and Japanese Cartoons not sucking your cock and appeasing your expectations, all while sitting on an assburgertron on your pasty fat ass, and believing any one will hear, give a shit, believe, like, and follow whatever the fuck your bitching away like the little insufferable narrowminded douchebag loser you are about how your nerd fandom and everything related to it needs to suck your dick will get you your ego back, it goes to show that the worst of anime fandom is fucked up no matter what end of the spectrum you take, whether it be from buttersnap shitfuck crazy kawaii RANDOMZ!!11!!! Japan worshiping tweeners, to these fucks, ie self entitled bitch mouthed narrowmind shitbrain preference whoring and insufferably spoiled as shit bitter hairy nerdass geekoid virgins that will go so fucking far with their fandom to be insufferable mindfuckeries of asshole losers that will bitch and complain about every aspect of life to get anime how they like it.
Contents
With flatearthing whiny Reject Weeaboos at there commands, their commons posts are:
- how they believe that their pasty whiteboy suburbanite loser asses will change the Animu industry and Japanese society as a whole, thinking that Japan actually gives a fuck about whiny annoying gaijin fuckers that whine about Japanese cartoons,
- yapping off their mouths about how the Tokyo Anime Fair was sooooo boring, and hoping to be greater pasty douchey whiteboys by being HARDKORE DUDDDE!!!111! by making witty remarks about how everything sucked, which is what pasty douchey whiteboys do apparently,
- and displaying the greatest amounts of arrogant prudish White Boy douchebaggotry next to a pile of cocaine, a styrofoam factory, and your mom's latest clipshow of her vacation in Canada, complete with the "oh those (insert inhabitants of whatever country she went to) are so wacky" statement. Apparently, this statement holds truer than weeaboos eat pocky, apparently being a Reject Weeaboo makes you not only a jackass hypocrite anime elitist shithead that only worships Japan for their animation, but also an ethnocentric untolerable fucktwat that bitches about everyone having to suck the dong of your ways of life.
*They will also do their best to mask up and plead innocence like how Japan didn't do Unit 731 and Batan (events that even true weebs would not deny is true) through telling us that they don't intend to change the minds of japanese directors and animators.
Because the reject weeaboos down at Colon Dump are so fucking likable, and have a lot of insightful articles on why everything in anime isn't how it's used to be in their tastes because they are arrogant dumbfucks that don't know the meaning of the word time, right?
And all of this by bitching about Japanese Cartoons. How fucking low can you get?
Best of all, they have a fellow list of cocksuckers (under Blogroll, fucking site's composition is retarded ) that get together with each other every night and complain about this stupid nonsensical shit while enjoying each other's hot manly juices on each other. One of them also is a poorly done attempt at a criticism and edgy commentary of the animu done in a webcomic, but it's too fucking stupid to state and name that it would likely destroy our servers.
Rise from Nobody Gives a fuck to Nobody fucking cares
—April 24, 2010 at 5:17 pm - Even before this article's creation did even the more intelligent realize the amazing amounts of sad as hell fanwank nerd douchebagottry and fucktard manchild gamer-esque Seanbaby wannabe humor that the reject weeaboo losers provide at Colon Dump. |
Their most proudest achievement was stating themselves that they won the next animu blog competition of 2010, and then proceeding to blab about how that "drawing the ire of such an insular, petty community is a sure sign that we’re doing the right thing." Of course, the truth being that they are reject weeaboos that not even other weeaboos like for their pisspoor attempt to be "edgy, HARDKORE and IN YO FACE", while attempting to swing their oldfag anime fanboy penises for everyone to suck on out of insecurity and self absorbed ego fucktardism, they actually lost the first round. Sad. We're also sure that this is the reason why ratings for the shitheap excuse of this place is down to over negative one million. Actually, it already was in the first place, so fuck it.
Of course, being self absorbed, insular, petty, unwitty and some of the biggest liars, whiners, losers, pretentious "edgy" douchebag geekoid fuckheads and dumbfucks to ever grace the internets with a heavy dose of sadism and bitter contempt for not getting pussy for your anime fanwankery doesn't make your post anything short of trollish, it's clearly a sign of your bitter hatred and oldfaggotry seeping into your words.
Don't get us wrong, weeaboos on the teenybopper "KAWAII RANDOMES" end can be the biggest and most annoying fuckers when it comes to defending their moeh, animu and grorious nippon, but nothing beats that than oldfags cumming themselves to picking on the newfag generation, especially intolerable ethnocentric shithead Japanese Cartoon "buffs" to heal their jaded broken remains of a soul through lying and pretending not to notice nobody likes you through pathetic attempts at humor and wit.
Their second greatest achievement is getting onto Weeaboo Central News (AKA Animu News Network) and talking their mouths off about how the anime isn't what's making their dick bigger any more, and further eroding the reputation of a shitty news site with crap reporting and articles and a fuckheaded forum userbase even further by stooping to hire them for their podcasts! Zany!!
But it was also revealed in the fucking hueg ass forums that the closest thing they've coming to doing in their pitiful jackass lives is revealing that they are secretly trying to be the anime based successor to Seanbaby. Keep going guys, your lifelong achievements are all in your hands!
TL;DR, why the fuck should we care?
It's an Angry white male Reject Weeaboo jerkoff session and a lesson of many important things:
- Why bitter burnout oldfags are never bearable in the first place,
- Why geeks that bitch about fandom and never shut up about it are whiny douchebag losers that nobody likes,
- Why these guys don't have any friends regarding their self inflated egotism and self given dumbfuckery,
- Why being an elitist on the internet isn't an award that gets you a pile of cocaine with a hot shot car powered by harbl and blowjobs from hookers,
- Why douchey white boy losers that bitch and complain about shit that's from another country are actually the biggest losers you'll ever know,
- Why Comic book fans like these aren't ever going to get their dicks touched by an actual woman.
- Why no one likes pretentious wannabe tough guy ethnocentric pseudo internet bullies, and why they'll forever be alone.
PROTIP: Reject Weeaboos like these melt at the sight of moeh animus and images, because their dark jaded souls of sticking their dicks up their own homemade fuck dolls shaped like Dio Brando have granted them dark, unknown powers at the trade of their own dignity, common sense, and forever leaves them unsatisfied in ego. To make sure that reject weebs don't come and eat us like the fucking basement dwelling fuckugly mongrels they are, we've just added a ton of moeh images to keep them at bay.
TL;DR,THEIR GOAL:
Why So Serious?
Apparently, being an oldfag, and holding long lost dreams of going to Japan, and thinking it's the place where rainbows are in the sky everyday, where anime cons are catered to Gaijin Weeaboo like yourself with girls cosplayed up like your dream anime girl to be fucked gently for long time and the next upgrade model of mecha awarded to you just for liking anime, where Akibahara is a wonderland of anime and electronics waiting to be picked like the next virgin flower to be pleasured (which we're sure than more than accurate that they never got), and how everyday the people of Japan use mecha to fly around to work each and everyday in their wonderful paradise, back in the late 80's, and being a bitter fuck today because you were too busy being dumber than the weeaboos you bitch about doesn't exactly make up for your stupidity.
Even if giving yourself the title of "Anime Appreciation Society President", making a shitty site about bitching about the state of Anime Fandom, acting like a retarded wannabe edgy clone of Seanbaby, and thinking that anyone gives a fuck or even cares about shitty articles filled with whining and blaming others "for not making Anime look cool in the eyes of the majority" to make Anime popular for your penis ego, it won't make up for the pissant burnt out weeabo you are today.
But keep going, I'm sure that people will truly understand your whimsical ramblings! Realize your dreams and reach the sky!
We're sure you'll make Japanese cartoons and the fandom popular then for your dick!
TL;DR,
Even the very weeaboos that they bitch about are more fucking tolerable, likeable, smarter and charismatic than they'll ever be. Considering Colony Drop's attitudes on the animu today, how they think them nips need to suck off of their dongs of "how to be badass and gritty" Amuricans are, and their self given role of "Anime Appreciation Society President" to make anime a replacement penis because of their actual small penises through bitching about how Japanese cartoons and even as far as the fandom need to be done their way, it's no wonder why Reject Weeaboos are fucking lame and unlikable.
Dissectery of Dumbfuckery, AKA LERN 2 RESEARCH FAGGORTS
—Even their own fans that jack off to this shit can call out the layers upon layers of bullshit smeared atop of cynic computer reject weeaboo nerd sentiments and bitter hate towards life through Colon Dump's content |
Todays, we're going to learn how fucking stupid and "backwoods shit town regarded for incest babies" ignorant the people at Colony Drop really are!
—The shit based terms they thought people were too fucking stupid to think about |
Analysis 1
Just like the ones you had when you first started liking animu and was a weeaboo before your Reject Weeaboo phase! :3 And you spend a ton of time on your computer pumping all of this shit before furiously masturbating to this shit? Well, fuck, I guess the internets are srs fuckn bzzness after all when you pump out fuckass garbage like this about Japanese cartoons!
I mean don't get us wrong, we at ED usually spend nights just making an article to make it funny, but considering your misconceptions of thinking that Anime Fandom is supposed to be comprised of supermodels, bodybuilders, intellectuals, the rich, and people of all sorts to admire animu as an artform paraded by the high class as some fucktard pseudo-intellectual statement against reality, as this is your supreme goal through telling Japan to make cartoons your way and getting off to pissing off people that never cared about your fucktard regime of nerd shitheadedry, we believe you're the fucking moronic fucktards busy wallowing in your own self delusional shit by telling everyone what to suck off of.
But keep going, ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH, we're very sure with your shitty unpopular and unlikeable site populated by jaded douchebags and boring shit about fucking cartoons will be the light of all animu for soccer mommies and manhood insecure dipshits like yourselves for your popularity of your own fan based tastes and ego!
Analysis 2
Apparently, they've attempted to say "fuck it, you're right, we are losers," but they're too full of shit to admit it. Hypocrisy doesn't speak much when you're being exactly what you haet so much.
Don't get us wrong now, we know you have an about page about how weeaboos post up several dozen pictures of pieces of plastic crap, why they don't fulfill your expectations for a "true, cool, edgy and radical anime blog", and we're curious as all fucking hell as why douchey reject weeaboo losers started a blog dedicated out of pure bitter contempt in April 23, 2008 of all fucking times by 20 or 30 something year olds complaining about anime.
But we can read between the lines and dig out all of the bullshit entailed behind an about page from a bunch of fat losers like you, that being nothing more than a way to give a false impression that you're doing good, while we read all of your fucking blogposts and how they're nothing more than:
- complaining about anime cons being nothing like how you expected them to be, and never stated what you wanted them to be, which we're sure are nothing but fat obese 30 or something males with a group of chink women to fuck up the pooper,
- whining like the fuckface Gundam fanboys like you are about how Evangelion will devastate your chances of sex with a person who may not know what the fuck anime is,
- and provide hints that you are totally fucking unlikeable as something. We know you're not human, so we're going to have to classify you as some kind of living butter or feces.
Bullshit Cipher/Translator
If that wasn't hard enough to decode, let's have a look.
Which is actually this:
No. No, you won't. Life's a fucking bitch. DEAL WITH IT
Give it up, we all know what the fucking deal is with your stupid ass blog. It's just the same shit you mentioned that was "uninteresting and creates a dialog just barely above your average web-forum idiot-banter", only more inane, douchebaggy, whiny, filled with bitter jaded contempt, filled with suburbanite pasty white nerd ethnocentric bitching, and is Shit no one cares about to another degree. Even the blogs you made fun of are more coherent, lively and even more insightful than your pretentious jaded pretentious fucktardness, because they didn't grow up with unrealistic expectations and assumptions that anime would grow to be cooler than other geekoid nerd herp derp fan shit no one cares about and they enjoy their time with their hobby, unlike comic book fan reject weeaboo cynic nerds like yourselves.
Analysis 3
PROTIP: When you're a cynical douchebag that goes on rampages because nothing you see isn't in nostalgia, doesn't cater to what you want because it's "not popular anymore" and doesn't what you think sucks your penis for your cash, shut your bitchass mouth, and again why so srs? Oh yeah, that's right, you want the people of Nippan to suck your dong of cultural pwnage to look like the greatest nerd with the biggest penises ever. Also doesn't help is that all of the shit on TV like Glee, Lawl and Order, and those Gundam series that you jam your dick into the DVD hole with follows the same shit, amirite? We mean it, here's a breakdown of your shit obsession:
- Some person goes to war
- Same person finds a hueg mecha
- Same person fights with said mecha
- Same person finds out they're fuckin leet with mecha
- Apparent fucking huge death machine turns out to be the pinnacle of technology
- Same person turns into Living Plot Armor after finding out some cheesy shit about fate and how they're chosen to be "the one"
- Same person fights The Borg or whatever shit opposing force
- All ends with same person getting decorated as the greatest person who ever lived and will be superior than every other human.
TL;DR, Same fucking shit. But don't get us wrong, send us a letter defending your faggotry! We'll sure to take a look at it when we give a fuck!
And you have articles of constant fawning over this early 90's and late 80's animu fucktardedry that made you feel better at night? Reject Weeaboo in them all makes them just as fucking loser as the closet otaku that fuck pillows. At least the pillow fuckers are more content than the douchebags that run this site. Hell, Japan just might be doing it to troll and piss off all of you fat bitter weeb fucks. HAHA!
On a brighter note, at least the Grorius Niponnesse have a better chance to get off of their fuck pillow, shed their ronreriness with a female ronery that enjoys their moe and score more than the losers on Shitload Drop. See? When you're not a stupid fuck wallowing in your own emoness and bitter distaste for people that aren't as fuckheaded as you, you can get it off! But then you're the shitheaded macho types that worry about everything affecting your dick, and we all know how Grorrious Nippon said to your pasty white insufferable self deluded asses back then. Sucks to be you losers. HAHA!
Analysis 4
The fact that he thinks that Japan is a wonderland like how you did back in the 80's, how Anime makes your penis big for everyone to suck on, wears a retarded Star Wars suit around his preferred area to touch little girls too, hosts a site much more bigger in making revenue about the ronreynissu of Grorious Nippon than yours and is a great fucking loser from the looks and his attitudes about Nippon not that apparent enough?
Even he seems more likeable than you, is more successful and may have even touched more vag than you might ever know. Of course, we treat everyone the same, but even us at ED back in 2008 knew how of a weeaboo queer he was. A lot sooner than you, you slow dim witted fucks.
Analysis 5
No fucking shit, are you going to tell me the sky's fucking blue and shit's not something I shouldn't eat? Anyone with common sense would know that everything has their dead cold emo converting truths. Unlike you, you've just let it have its way with your ass. DURR HURR HURR
But seriously, what the fuck else is Akihabara supposed to be? Another place in Japan where you can get your dick sucked if you're a lardball nerd amurican that couldn't get laid in his own country if he tried? The place where you can buy large robots and dildos based off of your own fucktard fanfuckery? Or where you can get carried on a palanquin and get treated like kings like Whites on Slave Nigger backs?
Srsly, we've read the article on whatever inspired this shit quote. Nothing states what they want the place they've bitched about to be or even their own actual feelings on it, and like anyone with common sense, it's either
- oldfag bitter sentiment for being a fuckhead trendster dickwaver, revenge for not getting their dick sucked,
- being a fucktard dumbshit pasty nerd weeaboo in the past thinking Japan would suck your dick,
- or whining about how "no one read your expectations" because you bought "hardkore manly action anime" and thought that everyone would suck your dick anyway because you "appreciated" it, and they didn't suck your dick when you thought they would.
Also, I'll just leave this here, hypocrisy and bad fucking writing will not hide the fact that you do intend Grorious Nippon to suck your dick over the fact you appreciate their precious animu, and desire all of fandom to be your way by going to a Gundam Bar and writing over why it is the best place in nippon to ever be graced by your lardball presence because of girls wearing your fetish kink and serving your fanbased desires, and then titling "THIS ISN'T DISNEYLAND" after the nerd herp derp whinefest about how "AKIBAHARA SUCKS MY DICK AND IT'S DISNEYLAND BECAUSE NO HAS BETTER FAN APPRECIATION OR ANIMU TASTE THAN I DO AND ALL OF YOU OTHER WEEABOOS AND JAPAN'S WAYS OF DOING THINGS AND ME AND AMERICA'S ETHNOCENTRICISM BECAUSE WE MOCK OTHERS FOR DIFFERENT WAYS OF LIFE ARE MAKING MY EGO SMALLER WAAAAAAHHHHH".
Srsly, these geekoids have problems.
I mean, don't get us wrong, we here at ED have massive shit on blogs as well, but considering that you all are fat unemployed reject weeaboo fucks with a penis size that was surgically modified to run on fandom wanking, being elitist jerkoffs with nothing else to do but make fun of other weeabbos to make up for jaded and long gone sentiments, congratulations, you've made it in the ultimate mockery of your balls and whoever spawned you. Here's a prize for your massive amounts of pretentious overblown dickheaded arrogance. At least you fuckheads ACTUALLY won something in your lives, amirite?
Shit Otaku Say
Like everything else on Colon Dump, it's not funny, witty, likeable, tolerable, interesting, and even entertaining, considering the site's reputation for being utter arrogant dickheads attempting to fill in the void that Seanbaby used to inhabit. Pretty much, you could just flat out boil it down to this:
Blah blha blah blhab blah blhab lha anime Blah blha blah blh OMG THAT'S SO WEEABOO WE HAVE TO POINT IT OUT IN HUEG FONT Blah blha blah blhab blah blhab lha
Repeat until you believe their lies that they can be funny. Truth of this all is it's that it's fucking boring and so weeaboo exclusive you'll be wondering what sort of ego starved nerd geekoid virgins would come up with this.
And if you hear of a person bragging the fuck about contributing to this flattearthing self deluded shit, don't be afraid to kill them for the sake of humanity and lulz. Whatever the fuck method of making this funny is not funny in the least. We're pretty sure we could record the last words of the fuckers killed out of this and make it more funny than what this bitchass attempt at humor is. Or have a site made with a lifespan longer and more informative than what the entirety of this shitdump's purpose is, whatever it's failing to achieve.
And if arrogant douchebag reject weeaboos that think that their way of appreciating their hobby is better than others, what would we call them in Japanese? Meh, ButaGaijin. If these reject weeb fucks didn't give a fuck to their attempt at humor, why should we?
Owners
—Zach, the unlikeable fuckface too fucking stupid to think about his shit going unnoticed |
- Steve
- Zach
- Sean
- Dave
- Mark
TL;DR, Lonely Homoerotic Pasty White Amurican Douchebags
Luckily for them, you can meet them whenever you have a local animu con nearby, although they're too fucking high and mighty as elitist reject weeaboo shitheads themselves, they'll only go to big city cons. Feel free to punch or kick the living shit out these guys and tell them they aren't witty, effective, cool, interesting, or funny in the least. They'll also hold a booth, or provide some dumbfuck "deep artistic insight" on why they can't get laid, so don't be afraid to set up an open fire! ;3
Also, don't be afraid to weed these douchebags out if you hear they do come. These shitbags also take no prisoners making fun of anyone and being the pussyfoot dicksticking fuckfaces too busy fapping themselves to their self entitled "elite fan rank". They will also follow you around with a fucking camera and even beat off to the photos by how much they can make fun of your ass for kicks.
We do NOT FUCK WITH YOU ON THIS. So, for fun's sakes, if you see a faggot running around with a high class camera or a bunch of losers muttering about how everything sucks and how much your life is worth less then theirs because of anime shit no one fucking cares about, gather your friends and show them a great time. And if you're a sad bastard that enjoys managing cons, have a fucking brain and have security weed these bastards out, and have them play rapedolls with this crew of jaded pathetic shit.
And while we at ED do have incriminating pictures as well, they are often shot by a third party source, ie, us not fucking with what's actually happening, and usually, we have something to write about more so than pretending to be Anon and fucking shit up bad IRL.
Asshurt? In my ED? It's more likely than you think
As of Last Thursday, the rejects at Colon Dump have noticed the page's existence. Apparently, their most "offensive attempt" was to post up a screencap of the person who wrote this shit up and write off the most insipid nerd loser comment ever made by their mommies (ie, attempting to look nerd smart) and feel better about themselves. Apparently, they didn't catch the fact that when there's only one person that looked at their shitty site and wrote up why it sucks, most of all, the fact that no one ever visits it, they should take the hint that no one fucking cares about vain jaded losers that whine about Japanese Cartoons not catering to their tastes. Goes to show that quality is always better than quantity in anything.
Here's also their user page.
We're likely that these assholes are going to strike back again because of how "we are ruining their reputations", and likely are still going to be asshole anime fan losers that still want to stick their cock into pussy through means of fandom wanking. The revolution will be televised, Stay Tuned!
Why This is Here
We at ED have provided glorious examples of the fucktardery that is the Weeaboo level of animu fandom at its most lulzy and worst, providing you something you can look at and jerk off to your self satisfaction of you being some fuckhead worse in ways that aren't known yet by us.
But we've also come to a major discovery in the last few years, and apparently some of our best have discovered that there is more to the weeabbo infestation than just camera whores, gay orgy fanfiction writers, piles of emotional messes, hilarious hacks of artists, Animu Forum faggots, crys of self denial and pain, and even greater jokes of gaijin fucks jacking off abroad, all of them being shallow pieces of cardboard with elementary school grade vomit and glitter, there exists an ever greater territory of the retard spectrum of weeabo faggotry.
They are known as Reject Weeaboos.
Also known as anime elitists, Japanese (insert popular culture subject here) Culture experts, self entitled "Not Weeaboos" or "Actual Anime Fans", Japanese (insert popular culture subject here) Culture Buffs, "Not Pussy Nerd" Anime Fans, and/or even "Anti Moe likers", Reject Weeaboos are the complete opposite of the spectrum of weeabbo fucktardedry.
While they put on an air that they are "normal" or "sane", their true forms come out when they furiously masturbate to their computer screens. They themselves hold a great amount of complete self entitlement and unwarranted self importance, thinking that because of their "college level education", "high wit and charm", and "internets smarts", makes them greater, better, intellectual weeaboos than the "lowly slime" on the other side of the spectrum, but are just as fucking unwise, full of shit and having no brains like their much loathed opposites, because both have in common is the fucktarded self gratifying masturbation because they believe whatever "mysterious, exotic" bullshit they place on a top pedestal is "so deep and insightful", but is nothing more but the same reason as their brainfucked counterparts have: fill a perceived cultural void by pretending not to be white.
They may type out full sentences with grammar, a good vocabulary, and no spelling errors, but that's to just mask the "I like this sophisticated anime, it's much better than this animu and the fans that like it" elitist fucktardism of enjoying anything Japanese for the sake of feeling a soul, which we're very sure they never were born with.
Here are some examples of Reject Weeaboo behaviours and how you all can help spot out the fucktarded:
- This entire page's content dedicated to retarded pasty white douchebags thinking that Japan will suck their dongs through whining about their animu obsessions they picked up while attempting to pierce their firm white cheesedicks into Japan in the 1980's and bashing on weeaboos that don't fit their agenda to have anime attract people that never knew about anime, and will fuck them because their animu tastes "are so sophisticated".
- Internet Tough Guys that are reject weeaboos who are often dedicated and jerk off furiously to stuff like Hokuto no Ken, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, or some other mango that was produced in the 1980's. They often lurk the internets looking for animu they can troll, also are likely gamers, make blogs dedicated to their manchild like obsession to anime with mainly hueg muscle bound main protagonists duking it out with other muscle bound characters and... You know what? Fuck it, they're gay.
- Wannabe Alpha Geek Reject Weeaboos. These weeaboos are the worst kind of weeaboos, and they are often short numbered for a reason. These pseudo intellectual fucktards are most commonly found on sites like Gaia, either make their own blogspots, or are located in some retarded comics related forum. Claiming to have a taste in teh animu much better than their brainfucked weeaboo siblings, likely watching things no one fucking cares about, and that they have "a diverse taste in other mediums of entertainment", they are also the biggest douches that you will ever meet, and from the time spend on their sites furiously pleasuring themselves to making "intellectual debates" (SPOILER: It's them wasting their time like the ego driven insufferable smartass nerd douchebags they really are) over why XXX-oholic is a more symbolic and insightful than Code Geass, you will know why they don't spend any time off of their precious site after working at Barnes and Noble or going to college for Literary Advancements in Comic Books.
SPOILERS It's either that they're fucking ugly and no one wants to hang out with them, they're either so fucking nerdy and smartassed that no one wants to hear about their reasons of why you should watch Revolutionary Girl Altena or that they never shut the fuck up about why they know about everything, or in the main case, it's always both.
Remember ladies and gentlemen, just because you have intellect, it doesn't mean you can't be a fucking loser and insufferable retarded ego hoarder! And we know that there are more insufferable intellect disguised fucks out there that we know we can make a lulzcoaster out of. So don't watch your back; just hold tight as we ram it nice and hard into your ass like the insufferable internet whore you are.
The Moar You Know
Here on the analysis of Colony Drop, we've learned these very important facts:
- Yelling about anime fandom to make yourself feel better at night isn't going to do shit,
- The intellectual elitist end of the Anime Fandom Spectrum is just as fucking retarded and stupid as the "randomness" weeaboos,
- Attempting to be smart and "edgy" by writing up "slandering" articles without doing your research is going to make you look fucking stupid,
- This is the reason why directors and creators don't ever listen to fans,
- When fat basement nerds are whining like babies, you know there is no dignity nor credibility when it comes to whining, baby mouthed, ego driven, pretentious, school age internet shit throwing,
- Basement otaku in Japan forever are more likable than you fucktards,
- Why nerds like these are the greatest examples of racial and ethnic imperialism on the internets (SRS FUCKIN BUZINZZ YO)
- Even fucking Anonymous, being the pillaging, raeping, destructive hellions of the interwebs, posting up the most insane, offensive and mind blowing shit in the internets, are more fucking funny, witty, effective, in your fucking face, and more controversial than any of the flatearthing bullcum horseshit shat out from any of you fucks, and have provided more insightful and tolerable fucking topics on /a/, /jp/, and /touhou/ combined, and have left a greater impact on the animu community than whatever the fuck Colon Dump would ever create in its life time.
- PLUS, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING BLOG, IT'S UNFUNNY, STUPID, RETARDED, PRETENTIOUS, SHITHEADED AND FUCKING BANAL, CREATED BY INSUFFERABLE AND UNLIKABLE REJECT WEEABOO FUCKTARDS THAT WILL NEVER GET LAID.
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- The Visit Count on the bottom of the page. You know that a desolate reject weeaboo's jerkoff blog is shit and deserves that Alexia rating when the visit count on the ED page isn't high at all.
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