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On [[Last Thursday|January 14,]] [[2016]], a bunch of [[ISIS]] sandniggers were playing another game of [[Counter-Strike]] that killed [[Pwn|4 people]] and injured 24 people in a shopping mall in the middle of [[Indonesia|Indonesia]] in | On [[Last Thursday|January 14,]] [[2016]], a bunch of [[ISIS]] sandniggers were playing another game of [[Counter-Strike]] that killed [[Pwn|4 people]] and injured 24 people in a shopping mall in the middle of [[Indonesia|Indonesia]] in a failed attempt to get the high score, two of the dumb Mohammed cocksuckers accidentally blew themselves up when their shitty WD-40 suicide chest rigs went off, and the other two got pwn'd trying to recreate the North Hollywood Bank Shootout. The attack was a major fail and most mainstream media forgot about due to most victims being gooks and shit. | ||
ISIS [[Fact|apparently did this attack because they did a "Concert."]] | ISIS [[Fact|apparently did this attack because they did a "Concert."]] | ||
== Perpetrators == | == Perpetrators == | ||
The mastermind behind this attack was some faggot named "'''[[Sandnigger|Bahrun Naim]]'''". His asshatery had placed him on several watchlists dating back to 2010, including a temporary arrest in November 2010 at his home on suspicion of plotting a terrorist attack. | The mastermind behind this attack was some faggot named "'''[[Sandnigger|Bahrun Naim]]'''". His asshatery had placed him on several watchlists dating back to 2010, including a temporary arrest in November 2010 at his home on suspicion of plotting a terrorist attack. He also was known to suck Mohammed's dick everyday. (normal sandnigger shit) | ||
There were a total of four perpetrators who coordinated the attack: | There were a total of four perpetrators who coordinated the attack: | ||
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* '''[[Sandnigger|Dian Juni Kurniadi]]''' | * '''[[Sandnigger|Dian Juni Kurniadi]]''' | ||
* '''[[Sandnigger|Ahmad Muhazab Saron]]''' | * '''[[Sandnigger|Ahmad Muhazab Saron]]''' | ||
* '''[[Sandnigger|Marwan Muhammad Ali]]''' | * '''[[Sandnigger|Marwan Muhammad Ali]]''' (one of the two dipshits that blew himself up) | ||
<center><div style="font-size:22px;">Fucking muslims...</div></center> | <center><div style="font-size:22px;">Fucking muslims...</div></center> | ||
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| | |9/20 ''[[Allahu akbar|Accidentally Blew self up, got filled with lead by glowniggers]]'' | ||
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: | ! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 49/100 ('''F''')</big> | ||
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BREAKING NEWS!! MUSLIMS DID IT! |
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| Nationality: | Indonesian 
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| Highscore | Killed 4, injured 24 |
| Top 25? | Lol nope. |
| Style | FPS, Co-Op |
| An Hero? | Yes |
On January 14, 2016, a bunch of ISIS sandniggers were playing another game of Counter-Strike that killed 4 people and injured 24 people in a shopping mall in the middle of Indonesia in a failed attempt to get the high score, two of the dumb Mohammed cocksuckers accidentally blew themselves up when their shitty WD-40 suicide chest rigs went off, and the other two got pwn'd trying to recreate the North Hollywood Bank Shootout. The attack was a major fail and most mainstream media forgot about due to most victims being gooks and shit.
ISIS apparently did this attack because they did a "Concert."
Perpetrators
The mastermind behind this attack was some faggot named "Bahrun Naim". His asshatery had placed him on several watchlists dating back to 2010, including a temporary arrest in November 2010 at his home on suspicion of plotting a terrorist attack. He also was known to suck Mohammed's dick everyday. (normal sandnigger shit)
There were a total of four perpetrators who coordinated the attack:
- Afif Sunakim Sunardi
- Dian Juni Kurniadi
- Ahmad Muhazab Saron
- Marwan Muhammad Ali (one of the two dipshits that blew himself up)
Videos
Previous Video | Next Video |
High Score
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| Kill count: | 4/20 |
| Accuracy: | 3/20 4 killed, 24 injured |
| Style: | 15/20 Copycat Paris Mass Shooting |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 Temporarily closed down every Starbucks in the whole of Indonesia. |
| Bonus: | 9/20 Accidentally Blew self up, got filled with lead by glowniggers |
| Total score: 49/100 (F) | |
Wanted Level:
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Federal Bureau of Investigation
See Also
- Terrorism
- ISIS
- Suicide
- Pulse Nightclub Massacre - The threequel to this shooting
