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Article of the Now The Nightmare Before Christmas The Nightmare Before Christmas is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by necrophiliac, Tim Burton in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because srsly, the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be dead). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a cult following amongst goths and emos, who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local Hot Topic, sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton. (( It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie )) What have I missed? Hanukkah 2 days ago KOSA 4 days ago Section 230 6 days ago Did You Know... ... that Rob Reiner was murdered? You can light up your smokes, once again, without feeling guilty. ... that it's ED’s 21st birthday? ... that Charlie Kirk got a sore throat while giving a Pro-Gun speech at Utah Valley University? ... that Tristen Alan Leritz raped a 51-year-old woman just because he was a virgin? ... that Elon Musk is White Knighting our favorite piece of Eurotrash ass, Naomi Seibt, because he wants to be French for a day and eat her snail? ... that the Anti-Greta, Naomi Seibt is begging our benevolent God Emperor Trump for asylum because Germany is picking on her? ... that KISS guitarist Ace Frehley has bought the farm after he tripped in his studio? Will he be buried in a KISS Coffin? ... that Israel finally got something right, when it wrote “Whore” on Greta Thundercunt's suitcase and gave her a few love taps? ... that Ian Watkins died slowly and painfully after his fellow prisoners wanted to check out the lethality of their shivs on him? Video of the Now Suggest a Featured Video • View the VOTN Archives

Picture of the Now Suggest a Featured Picture • View the POTN Archives Quote of the Now     “   We all know that the big stores... are beginning to exploit the sales potential of Christmas, establishing magic caves, grottos and fantastic fairylands to lure our children and pressurise us to buy gifts that we do not want and cannot afford   „     —Peter Kropotkin Suggest a Featured Quote • View the QOTN Archives Featured Portal Main Page/Featured Portal Good New Articles 6-7 4chan 2025 MegaHack Action 52‎‎ Luigi Mangione Giggly Goonclown Tendies Your body, my choice. Articles That Need Help No Kings KOSA Bonnie Blue Nautica Melone Styxhexenhammer666 The 7D Visit the Bad New Articles Portal to help out!

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