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'''Claudio Manuel Neves Valente''' was a [[Portugal|Portuguese]] [[millennial]] who attended [[Brown]] University in [[Rhode Island]] from 2000 to 2001. His experience there was apparently [[BAW|so bad]] that 25 years later, he decided to [[mass murder|shoot the university up]], as well as track down a former classmate of his from the 1990's and [[assassinate]] him. | {{glow|'''Claudio Manuel Neves Valente'''}} was a [[Portugal|Portuguese]] [[millennial]] who attended [[Brown]] University in [[Rhode Island]] from 2000 to 2001. His experience there was apparently [[BAW|so bad]] that 25 years later, he decided to [[mass murder|shoot the university up]], as well as track down a former classmate of his from the 1990's and [[assassinate]] him. | ||
On December 13, 2025, Claudio travelled from his [[Florida]] home to Brown University with two Glocks, where he killed 2 students and seriously injured 9 others. He fled the scene and, two days later, travelled to [[Massachusetts]] and shot '''Nuno Filipe Gomes Loureiro''', a Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) professor who [[Coincidence|just so happened]] to study physics at the Instituto Superior Técnico (IST) with him back in the 1990's. '''I guess he was just that obsessed with the past.''' Immediately after, Claudio travelled to [[New Hampshire]] where he [[an hero]]'d himself in a storage unit before [[Reddit]] could track him down. | On December 13, 2025, Claudio travelled from his [[Florida]] home to Brown University with two Glocks, where he killed 2 students and seriously injured 9 others. He fled the scene and, two days later, travelled to [[Massachusetts]] and shot '''Nuno Filipe Gomes Loureiro''', a Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) professor who [[Coincidence|just so happened]] to study physics at the Instituto Superior Técnico (IST) with him back in the 1990's. '''I guess he was just that obsessed with the past.''' Immediately after, Claudio travelled to [[New Hampshire]] where he [[an hero]]'d himself in a storage unit before [[Reddit]] could track him down. | ||
Revision as of 20:32, 20 December 2025
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| Claudio Manuel Neves Valente | |
| Born | 1977 |
| Died | December 16, 2025 (aged 48) |
| Nationality | Portugal 
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| Highscore | Killed 3, wounded 9 |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Motive | Rage |
Claudio Manuel Neves Valente was a Portuguese millennial who attended Brown University in Rhode Island from 2000 to 2001. His experience there was apparently so bad that 25 years later, he decided to shoot the university up, as well as track down a former classmate of his from the 1990's and assassinate him.
On December 13, 2025, Claudio travelled from his Florida home to Brown University with two Glocks, where he killed 2 students and seriously injured 9 others. He fled the scene and, two days later, travelled to Massachusetts and shot Nuno Filipe Gomes Loureiro, a Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) professor who just so happened to study physics at the Instituto Superior Técnico (IST) with him back in the 1990's. I guess he was just that obsessed with the past. Immediately after, Claudio travelled to New Hampshire where he an hero'd himself in a storage unit before Reddit could track him down.
Background
Claudio was born in 1977 in Portugal. He attended IST with Nuno in the late 1990's. He then travelled to the United States where he attended Brown University from September 2000 to April 2001. He had stopped seeing his parents once he became a Fed- oh, I mean when he migrated to the United States. He became a legal citizen in April 2017 after being on a student VISA for two decades.
Shooting
On December 13, 2025, Claudio arrived on campus and shot 11 people before fleeing. 2 were killed and 9 were injured. The two who were killed were: Ella Cook, vice president of the university's group of the poorly educated; and Mukhammad Aziz Umurzokov, a Virginian of Uzbekistan dissent. However, he got away with it, since Kash Patel was either allowing this to happen, was in on it, or was too busy hanging out with his girlfriend, who is also likely a Fed too. Claudio then tracked down the address of Nuno, and assassinated him in his home. He then arrived at a storage unit in Salem, New Hampshire, where he either an hero'd himself, or was silenced by either Brown University's president or the FBI. There, now leave and don't ask any questions.
See Also
Claudio Manuel Neves Valente is part of a series on Education [Go To School]
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Nicholas Prosper • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Peter Scully • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
| Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
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| Pessoas | Claudio Manuel Neves Valente • Diogo Mendes • Edmar Aparecido Freitas • Felipeneto • Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni • Isaac Chagas • João de Gouveia • Luluzinho • MarcosPower1996 • N. Brio da Zuera • Otávio Jordão da Silva • SpringBelleBunny • Wellington Menezes de Oliveira |
| Coisas | 55chan • Brazil • Brazilian Anonymous culture • Brazilian school attacks • Brchan • Campinas Cathedral Shooting • Medianeira School Shooting • Portugal • PTchan • Suzano School Shooting • World Cup 2010 |