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Santa Claus is an obese German long sought by authorities in connection to a million late night break-ins, during which he is alleged to have 'observed children whilst sleeping' before leaving his notorious and somewhat ambiguous calling card: a gaily colored curved 'rod' made of candy, and ten gallons of delicious eggnog . Santa also made an appearance in the movie "Home Alone" starring Oprah. It is also a well known fact that he is Keyser Soze. He is also amassing an army of Goatse clones to attack the Jews. "Santa" is an anagram of "Satan". Coincidence?
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From Encyclopædia Dramatica's endless supply of factoids:
- ... that Rob Reiner was murdered? You can light up your smokes, once again, without feeling guilty.
- ... that it's ED’s 21st birthday?
- ... that Charlie Kirk got a sore throat while giving a Pro-Gun speech at Utah Valley University?
- ... that Tristen Alan Leritz raped a 51-year-old woman just because he was a virgin?
- ... that Elon Musk is White Knighting our favorite piece of Eurotrash ass, Naomi Seibt, because he wants to be French for a day and eat her snail?
- ... that the Anti-Greta, Naomi Seibt is begging our benevolent God Emperor Trump for asylum because Germany is picking on her?
- ... that KISS guitarist Ace Frehley has bought the farm after he tripped in his studio? Will he be buried in a KISS Coffin?
- ... that Israel finally got something right, when it wrote “Whore” on Greta Thundercunt's suitcase and gave her a few love taps?
- ... that Ian Watkins died slowly and painfully after his fellow prisoners wanted to check out the lethality of their shivs on him?
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