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|Colby however left Hagley because of problems with exams their, so they sent him to Hilmorton, however their he joined Drama but unfortunantly later in term 2, he became love struck by a student named Krista Dawson who didn't return his feelings again like Kytten before, he didn't care until the end of term 3 where there he was pleading to go back to Drama, however with his teacher in the Learning Center now gone and replaced, this became a problem, In term 4 however '''he grew a hatred over Krista and wanted to kill her for getting rid of him in Drama, He wanted to through her off a building and if she grabbed onto his shoes he would use a sharp knife and cut off his shoe where Krista would fall to her death, like in the James Bond Film where Necros falls to his death in a similar manner, however unfortunately never happened''' because if he did that he would go to prison, he said something rude to Krista saying "You know what I think, Your drama performance sucks," and yield "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" very similar to Mordecai and Rigby in Regular Show when they do it, Colby told her, "I never want to see your face again," which meant he hated her, however during Hilmorton and his career, he befriended Ethan Johnson, who thought him how to be a bad kid, although however no one liked him but another friend did, and some did, Colby however had to help him, unfortunately '''Colby wanted to leave because he nearly was going to kill and rape Krista, as revenge for getting him expelled from Drama''', so he left never to go back again, this however has been a hard life after an 11 year career in school,|Colby James, admitted [[Almost raped|almost rapist]] | |Colby however left Hagley because of problems with exams their, so they sent him to Hilmorton, however their he joined Drama but unfortunantly later in term 2, he became love struck by a student named Krista Dawson who didn't return his feelings again like Kytten before, he didn't care until the end of term 3 where there he was pleading to go back to Drama, however with his teacher in the Learning Center now gone and replaced, this became a problem, In term 4 however '''he grew a hatred over Krista and wanted to kill her for getting rid of him in Drama, He wanted to through her off a building and if she grabbed onto his shoes he would use a sharp knife and cut off his shoe where Krista would fall to her death, like in the James Bond Film where Necros falls to his death in a similar manner, however unfortunately never happened''' because if he did that he would go to prison, he said something rude to Krista saying "You know what I think, Your drama performance sucks," and yield "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" very similar to Mordecai and Rigby in Regular Show when they do it, Colby told her, "I never want to see your face again," which meant he hated her, however during Hilmorton and his career, he befriended Ethan Johnson, who thought him how to be a bad kid, although however no one liked him but another friend did, and some did, Colby however had to help him, unfortunately '''Colby wanted to leave because he nearly was going to kill and rape Krista, as revenge for getting him expelled from Drama''', so he left never to go back again, this however has been a hard life after an 11 year career in school,|Colby James, admitted [[Almost raped|almost rapist]] | ||
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|Then he grew a friendship to Sam Conniebear who befriended him and also Jared who thought him everything however one day he grew a hatred over Mr Budd and '''called him Mr Mudkip'''. fortunately for him he is bought to Fast Track and also later he runs off to the city crying and '''saying he was going to kill that old freak with a knife'''. But later his mother was not impressed.|Colby '''''called his teacher a [[Mudkip]] and then threatened to murder him''''' | |Then he grew a friendship to Sam Conniebear who befriended him and also Jared who thought him everything however one day he grew a hatred over Mr Budd and '''called him Mr Mudkip'''. fortunately for him he is bought to Fast Track and also later he runs off to the city crying and '''saying he was going to kill that old freak with a knife'''. But later his mother was not impressed.|Colby '''''called his teacher a [[Mudkip]] and then threatened to murder him''''' | ||
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|That night when it was midnight Kappus and Millie began to do Oral sex that night, Millie found it to be touchful, Kappus was whereing a condom so that it could protect him from peeing sperm into her vagina, Millie liked what Kappus did that night,|'''''PEEING SPERM INTO HER VAGINA''''' | |That night when it was midnight Kappus and Millie began to do Oral sex that night, Millie found it to be touchful, Kappus was whereing a condom so that it could protect him from peeing sperm into her vagina, Millie liked what Kappus did that night,|'''''PEEING SPERM INTO HER VAGINA''''' | ||
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|Millie told Bessie about Kappus that he is a nice man and that he is very kind and he always where`s a condom when having sex, Bessie was amazed of this, Kappus hugged his girlfriend and kissed her, she kissed him on the lips, later on at night Mary told Kappus about his day, he enjoyed his day,|Millie confides in Bessie about being sexually abused by Kappus | |Millie told Bessie about Kappus that he is a nice man and that he is very kind and he always where`s a condom when having sex, Bessie was amazed of this, Kappus hugged his girlfriend and kissed her, she kissed him on the lips, later on at night Mary told Kappus about his day, he enjoyed his day,|Millie confides in Bessie about being sexually abused by Kappus | ||
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|Kappas had sex with Millie!, His penis was really big, and hurt her. So mile, mad, and punched him, abut he bought her donuts, and Millie said "Kappus, your hot I love you" but she lied, so Kappus called Valentines day stupid liers f*** day lossers.|ColbyJames2 | |Kappas had sex with Millie!, His penis was really big, and hurt her. So mile, mad, and punched him, abut he bought her donuts, and Millie said "Kappus, your hot I love you" but she lied, so Kappus called Valentines day stupid liers f*** day lossers.|ColbyJames2 | ||
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|Not funny man, NOT FUNNY, So stop messing about with my page, it's not funny and that's not what happened with Kappus and Millie so shut up, they never broke up, leave me alone and his page, it gives them the idea of the future, | |Not funny man, NOT FUNNY, So stop messing about with my page, it's not funny and that's not what happened with Kappus and Millie so shut up, they never broke up, leave me alone and his page, it gives them the idea of the future, | ||
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|Hy guys, I'm real sorry for that day when you blocked me, well their isn't an easy way to say this, but I was drunk when I did a stupity, oh please like my new picture of a train of my profile, anyway I like The Amazing World of Gumball because it makes me laugh, also one day I would star in the show, as one of the characters, Malcolm Hagman, (Please know, this is only once but I won't do it again, promise) he is a mole I disided to change, this character however is dressed like Daniel Hagman in the Sharpe Series, and simliar to him, he wears 95th rifles uniform, (I'm sorry if I said that and I know it is fannon, but just once) he befriends Gumball, Darwin, Rob, and Lesile, also nearly everyone exept Sussie and William, and Tina Rex and Jamie, he also later starts to have a crush on Teri, who returns his feelings, (before you delete this guys of girls of this wiki, would you make an website that can help us plan for future characters, in future, and I know what you feel of this site, and I'm real sorry 4 months ago, I was drunk, also did you know I now nearly have a girlfriend named Stacey, which like Gumball I am hidding, I like you guys and I still think you are cool, not so dumb, like others, I am a nice guy who dosen't swear nor says dirty words, so could you make me a site that in future where we could plan for future characters of this show, I know you might say no, but could you) that is all I have to say, C.T James.|Colby, admitting to underage [[drinking]] | |Hy guys, I'm real sorry for that day when you blocked me, well their isn't an easy way to say this, but I was drunk when I did a stupity, oh please like my new picture of a train of my profile, anyway I like The Amazing World of Gumball because it makes me laugh, also one day I would star in the show, as one of the characters, Malcolm Hagman, (Please know, this is only once but I won't do it again, promise) he is a mole I disided to change, this character however is dressed like Daniel Hagman in the Sharpe Series, and simliar to him, he wears 95th rifles uniform, (I'm sorry if I said that and I know it is fannon, but just once) he befriends Gumball, Darwin, Rob, and Lesile, also nearly everyone exept Sussie and William, and Tina Rex and Jamie, he also later starts to have a crush on Teri, who returns his feelings, (before you delete this guys of girls of this wiki, would you make an website that can help us plan for future characters, in future, and I know what you feel of this site, and I'm real sorry 4 months ago, I was drunk, also did you know I now nearly have a girlfriend named Stacey, which like Gumball I am hidding, I like you guys and I still think you are cool, not so dumb, like others, I am a nice guy who dosen't swear nor says dirty words, so could you make me a site that in future where we could plan for future characters of this show, I know you might say no, but could you) that is all I have to say, C.T James.|Colby, admitting to underage [[drinking]] | ||
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|IMO I think he meant he made a mistake, but he can't come to terms with it. | |IMO I think he meant he made a mistake, but he can't come to terms with it. | ||
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|You do know that Millie isn't a girl that likes lesbian neither as mentioned in my fake Mighty B! Season 3, I understand you made a great idea, but why tell she is lesbian, Portia is her enemy,|Colby freaks out over his [[Cuck|perceived loss of masculinity]] | |You do know that Millie isn't a girl that likes lesbian neither as mentioned in my fake Mighty B! Season 3, I understand you made a great idea, but why tell she is lesbian, Portia is her enemy,|Colby freaks out over his [[Cuck|perceived loss of masculinity]] | ||
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|I was a buddy of TheAlmightyYhwach but because he vandalized my Kappus and Millie pics which doesn't make séance, we need to call in the Cyber Police and the Wiki Police and the administrator who runs The Mighty B! Fanon site, he ruined by best work on Kappus all hard time I took in making it, | |I was a buddy of TheAlmightyYhwach but because he vandalized my Kappus and Millie pics which doesn't make séance, we need to call in the Cyber Police and the Wiki Police and the administrator who runs The Mighty B! Fanon site, he ruined by best work on Kappus all hard time I took in making it, | ||
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|Colby, I read the stuff you put on my talk page and incase you didn't see my profile... I AM A FUCKING GUY! MY FUCKING PROFILE SAYS THAT I'M A FUCKING GUY! IT'S PRETTY OVBIOUS THAT I'M A GUY! But, incase if the "she"s in your message was just another one of your typos, than sorry for yelling.|ImNotaBee is [[Period|on the rag]] | |Colby, I read the stuff you put on my talk page and incase you didn't see my profile... I AM A FUCKING GUY! MY FUCKING PROFILE SAYS THAT I'M A FUCKING GUY! IT'S PRETTY OVBIOUS THAT I'M A GUY! But, incase if the "she"s in your message was just another one of your typos, than sorry for yelling.|ImNotaBee is [[Period|on the rag]] | ||
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|I'll rape that bitch and cum allover her with semen and I will keep fucking her all night until she crashes, >:D|Colby James, wanting to rape Stephanie from [[LazyTown]] | |I'll rape that bitch and cum allover her with semen and I will keep fucking her all night until she crashes, >:D|Colby James, wanting to rape Stephanie from [[LazyTown]] | ||
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|I have left rule34 because of that Dencaster is horrid and no longer should allow me back, I am with Inkbunny and Pixiv but problems are I still wish I could give up pornography easy, now why I might have said these things I wanted your help, I still need your help we just need to forget about it, but come help me on fanon with ideas,|Colby claims that he left Paheal, but he was actually [[b&]] | |I have left rule34 because of that Dencaster is horrid and no longer should allow me back, I am with Inkbunny and Pixiv but problems are I still wish I could give up pornography easy, now why I might have said these things I wanted your help, I still need your help we just need to forget about it, but come help me on fanon with ideas,|Colby claims that he left Paheal, but he was actually [[b&]] | ||
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|From the way he talked, I think he honestly believed that at some point, someone connected with the show or the network would contact him and tell him that they wanted to do a third season based on his ideas. I never once saw him speak about his 'Season 3' as if it were mere fan-fiction. In his mind, it was canon.|traffik, giving the trolls a brilliant idea | |From the way he talked, I think he honestly believed that at some point, someone connected with the show or the network would contact him and tell him that they wanted to do a third season based on his ideas. I never once saw him speak about his 'Season 3' as if it were mere fan-fiction. In his mind, it was canon.|traffik, giving the trolls a brilliant idea | ||
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|What have you done to this site? why is Kappus black he is not, stopp!|Colby inquires about Kappus becoming a nigger | |What have you done to this site? why is Kappus black he is not, stopp!|Colby inquires about Kappus becoming a nigger | ||
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|Shut up, just admit it, I requested really for Nic to be with Gwen, I think the artist who made it got the mistake it isn't correct, no, because Nic dates Gwen, not Kappus, it was a mistake in the making of the image how they where doing it, Kappus dates and never cheats on Millie no he doesn't he stays with her always and always,|Colby James | |Shut up, just admit it, I requested really for Nic to be with Gwen, I think the artist who made it got the mistake it isn't correct, no, because Nic dates Gwen, not Kappus, it was a mistake in the making of the image how they where doing it, Kappus dates and never cheats on Millie no he doesn't he stays with her always and always,|Colby James | ||
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Revision as of 10:39, 31 July 2024
| The Incredible World of [sic] The subject of this article is incapable of spelling even the simplest of words correctly. Everything in this article should be considered sic. |



Colby Charles "Thomas" "Jesse" "Mordecai" "Bushboy" "Cyborg" James a.k.a. Trooper201 (born February 29th, 1996) is a 5-birthdays-old autistic manchild, virgin, fan fiction/tl;dr writer, amateur loli hentai porno artist, known stalker, complete psychopath, and sick fucking paedophile from New Zealand whose numerous obsessions include Thomas the Tank Engine, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Twisted Sister and last but certainly not least – a long-cancelled Nickelodeon cartoon called The Mighty B!
Colby's unhealthy obsession with The Mighty B! has led to him becoming the self-proclaimed writer of the show's "3rd season" and the savior of The Mighty B! fandom. Unfortunately for other fans of the series, however, Colby is an absolute shit-tier excuse for a "writer" and has single-handedly turned a cartoon that was aimed at tweenage girls into a horrific story that features prepubescent children engaging in sexual acts with teenagers, girl scouts being sent to fight and die in World War III, and worst of all – a new self-insert main character who has jack shit to do with the series' original plot.
Even by asspie standards, Colby is an extremely temperamental and violent individual whose numerous and often criminal antics have included death threats, rape threats, bomb threats and stalking. Thus far, it's been confirmed that he's been arrested for stalking a girl while his threats appear to have been written off as harmless spergrage. Colby also seems to have absolutely no understanding of the law and consistently threatens to call the internet police on anyone he doesn't like – Ironic considering that his own hard drive is filled with lolicon, which is considered child porn in New Zealand.
Oh, and did we mention that Colby James has a fart fetish and harbours a deeply disturbing sexual obsession with a fictional 8-year-old girl? Because both of those facts are pretty important.
Colby James, Professional Autist and Future Serial Killer




Dillon "Swag" Morgan, another target of Colby's unhinged rage.
Steve Pratley, another of Colby's "enemies".
Colby James was born on February 29, 1996, as a direct result of his parents making the extremely ill-informed decision to breed. Around the age of nine—which is coincidentally the age of his current imaginary girlfriend—it finally became clear to Colby's parents that he was autistic as fuck and would likely never grow up to be a high-functioning member of society.
Rather than sending their son to a school for retards, Colby's parents decided that they would send him to a high-school for normal people despite being fully aware of the fact that he was an autistic sociopath who would likely end up raping someone or shooting up the place.
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How did we manage to obtain all of this juicy information on Colby's high school life, you ask? Because he wrote all of this shit on a goddamn public wiki. No, we aren't even kidding, Colby James actually wrote all of his homicidal high school fantasies on a wiki about a cancelled cartoon that was aimed at young girls.
And it isn't just his fellow students that he's threatened – he's also threatened his teacher and has written shit in his fanfics that suggests that he wants to get rid of his parents.
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The Mighty B!









The Mighty B! was an American anime series, co-created by former SNL star Amy Poehler, that originally aired on Nickelodeon between 2008 and 2011. The series followed the adventures of Bessie Higgenbottom, a 9-year-old Honeybee Scout from San Francisco, as she delivers taffy to customers and attempts to EARN ALL THE BADGES.
Young Bessie is seemingly under the impression that earning all of the Girl Scout badges in existence will somehow turn her into a masculine superhero known as The Mighty B – why she believes such complete and utter bullshit is never even explained throughout the show's two seasons.
Bessie is often accompanied on her adventures by her dog/KGB agent, her annoying cunt of a little brother, her morbidly obese Jewish BFF and the other members of her Honeybee Troop. Also everyone in San Francisco is apparently Jewish.
—Joanne Ostrow, telling us just how shit this show is | ||
Characters
- The main character of the show. Her middle name invokes an ancient gypsy curse when spoken or some shit.
Happy Higgenbottom
- Bessie's dog who is secretly an agent of the KGB. Srsly, the fucking dog is actually a Russian agent.
Ben Higgenbottom✡
- Bessie's retarded little brother.
- Bessie's mum and a typical Social Justice Warrior.
Penny Lefcowitz✡
- Bessie's morbidly obese BFF. Falls in love with an animatronic kangaroo.
Gwen Wu
Mary Frances Gibbons✡
- Portia's mum and the leader of Honeybee Troop 828.
- San Francisco's local hippie.
Rocky Rhodes
- The cool kid of ambiguous ethnicity that Portia has a crush on.
Finger
- Bessie's finger. Seriously, she actually talks to her fucking finger.
Fingére
- Bessie's finger's evil French cousin... we aren't even kidding...
Chelsea Gibbons✡
- Portia's hot jailbait cousin who only appears in about 2 episodes. She's actually one of the most popular characters in the show since all of the regulars are completely unrapeable.
Cherry
- The leader of The Dragonflies scout troop and yet another popular character despite only appearing in two fucking episodes.
- A Russian agent.
- The founder of the Honeybee Scouts and the show's token nigger.
Millie Millerson[Probably another fucking Jew]
- A fugly minor side-character who isn't relevant to anything.
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Happy Higgenbottom, Bessie's dog and a literal KGB agent. Srsly.
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Ben Higgenbottom✡, Bessie's retarded brother.
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Portia Gibbons✡, the main antagonist of the series.
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Gwen Wu, Portia's lesbian fuckbuddy.
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Another view of Chelsea.
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Hippie is a regular character on the show.
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Another picture of Hippie.
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The series is known for generating bottom-of-the-barrel Rule 34.
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We're really scraping it now.
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Portia's mum.
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More of Portia's mum.
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Rocky Rhodes
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Bessie strives to earn all the badges and become The Mighty B!
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Noone will understand this.
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Unicorns that fart rainbows are a recurring theme throughout the series.
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QUALITY animation.
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The Mighty DATE!
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A typical fan of The Mighty B!
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The Dragonflies
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Yes, this is porn.
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Five Nights at Fatty's
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Moar Portia.
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Bessie Did WTC
Kappus Michael Dee Snider Lovell TL;DRio








Kappus Michael Dee Snider Lovell Dario is Colby's shitty self-insert OC and the main focus of Colby's "Season 3 Books" despite having absolutely nothing to do with the actual show's plot. Kappus is a 15-year-old New Zealandese boy scout who moves to San Francisco or some shit and has a gripping and tragic backstory that would make THE GODDAMN BATMAN jealous.
—Kappus' mum named him Kappus after he was originally born as Michael | ||
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MOAR!
—Kappus' tragically stupid backstory | ||
That's right, Kappus' mum caught Throat Cancer (most likely a result of blowing too many niggers) and he started a fucking Rock Band in her memory. It doesn't get any moar tragic than that, folks!
Kappus: The Abridged Series
Because we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica care about you, we have actually taken the time to read the græt wall of text that is the rest of Kappus' backstory – it's the worst thing that we've ever fucking read, but we'll sum it up to save you from having to deal with it.
After Kappus' mum dies, Kappus' dad decides that, instead of sending Kappus to School, he'll send Kappus to the boy scouts as a sacrificial offering. A bunch of crazy shit happens, Kappus ends up earning a bunch of badges, fights a bunch of "graverobers" in Colorado, then a motherfucking earthquake destroys New Zealand and Kappus is forced to move to San Francisco.
Immediately after arriving in San Francisco, Kappus and his friends bump into Twisted Sister at the airport and are then crowned by Dee Snider himself as the new Twisted Sisters. Why? Because Mary Sue logic demands it.
—Kappus becomes the new king of transvestite faggots | ||
Kappus and his teenage friends—now infused with Dee Snider's power of faggotry—finally end up crossing into The Mighty B! universe and begin to meet a bunch of 8-year-old girls that they all feel immediate sexual attraction towards. Yes, Kappus and his friends have just become the first ever rapefugees to come to America from New Zealand.
Proof that Kappus is based on Colby
Colby insists that Kappus is an original character and not a shitty self-insert, but the following facts disprove this assertion:
- They were both born on the same day.
- They were both born in Christchurch New Zealand.
- They're both retarded.
- They're both paedophiles.
- Their friends have the same fucking names.
- Kappus' mum is dead.
- Colby's mum is dead inside because of her son's shitty behaviour.
- IT'S FUCKING OBVIOUS!
Millie Millerson a.k.a. Butterface McGee



Millie Millerson is a side-character from The Mighty B! who easily ranks in the double digits in terms of total screen time. Colby somehow ended up "falling in love" with the Mildebeest despite the fact that she's just a shitty background character with a fucking weird-shaped head.
Millie is an 8-year-old Honeybee Scout who sounds like a dying Jew with braces and appears to suffer from a mild form of mental retardation. The only other real fact about her that the series itself ever actually reveals is that she owns a turtle named Chester Turtleton. Yep, this is some top quality waifu material!
Colby somehow thought that it would be socially acceptable to attempt to pair Millie with a non-canon "boyfriend" who is nearly twice her age. To make it even worse, the "boyfriend" is his own shitty OC and self-insert – that certainly doesn't make Colby look like a paedophile!
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The dumbest couple ever.
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Colby's art has actually improved over time.
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Are those square fucking trees in the background?
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Chester Turtleton, Millie's pet turtle.
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Kappus' pet turtle is a Vietnamese whore.
Colby's IRL "Friends" Fuck Fictional 8-Year-Olds


Some of the characters in Colby's shitty fanfics are based off people that he actually knows IRL – And in a desperate attempt to make himself seem like even moar of a twisted fuck, he's actually paired up these IRL "friends" with the other 8-year-old Honeybee Scouts. Try to imagine being friends with an autistic paedo who draws you having sex with children.
Nicholas Eddie Ojeda Weaver
- Colby's IRL friend, Dicholas Beaver, with his middle name replaced by the guitarist from Twisted Sister. Looks like a typical pothead and is paired with Gwen Wu in Colby's fanfics.
Lovik Bonto "Behnn" Lovely Gogenburg (lern moar)
- A completely original character who definitely isn't the same as Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory. Lovik is a "half-evil" scientist or some shit.
Denald "Denal" Robertson
- Look closely at his face and you'll find a racist caricature of a Chinaman.
Donald "Don" Jay Jay "French" McDonald (lern moar)
- Solid Snake combined with yet another Twisted Sister guitarist. Is paired with Bessie Higgenbottom in Colby's shitfiction.
Tobias Ipswich (lern moar)
- A spoiled, rich, drug-addict with a pickle for a nose. Is paired with Portia.
Isaac "Bryon" Miriam
- A shitty recolour of Kappus who has a coonskin cap grafted to his head. His girlfriend is "Marie G. Malarkey", a nameless background honeybee that Colby decided to turn into a shipping prop.
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Gwen suffers from severe varicose veins.
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Another pic of Ronald McDonald.
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He actually knows how to make circles in MS Paint!
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All of these characters need to die.
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Denald "Denal" Robertson
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Kano "Zitface" Wiremu, a blatant trace of Denal.
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Kano fucking a morbidly obese landwhale.
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William "Mark Mendoza" Daniel
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Tobias Ipswich
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Angus, as he appears in Colby's trashfiction.
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Another image of Angus.
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Joseph Brethren
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You probably thought this couldn't get any worse.
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Henry McKovski
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Isaac "Bryon" Miriam, proof that Colby even traces his own art.
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Isaac, impregnating one of the Honeybees.
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Boomhour "Boomer" Ratliff
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Lewis "Longshot" Barker
Mighty No. 3






After The Mighty B! was finally canned by Nickelodeon after two whole seasons, Colby James decided that he would do the world a service by writing the show's 3rd season himself. Colby quickly determined that The Mighty B!'s target audience had no interest in a female main character and began the long and hard journey to replace Bessie with a far more relatable protagonist!
—Colby James, self-proclaimed "writer" | ||
One would think that a smart young lad like Colby would be aware of the fact that he has no rights to The Mighty B! IP and that his stories are, in fact, fan fiction – that, however, was not the case.
—Colby "Haters will say it's Photoshop" James | ||
As one would expect, the fan-made third season of The Mighty B! was greeted with rave review – and by that, we mean that the reviewer was obviously attending a rave when he wrote this shit.
—jegolas1973, thinking that Colby is a "real talented writer" | ||
The Mighty B: World at War








Now that it was decided that Kappus Something Something Dee Snider Something Something Diarrheahole would officially replace Bessie Higgenbottom as the show's main character, it was time for Colby to begin "writing" a gripping tale for the third season of The Mighty B! As a professional writer, Colby knew exactly what 8-year-old girls who watch Nickelodeon would want to see – WORLD WAR III, MOTHERFUCKERZ!!111
—Colby, stating the obvious | ||
—Colby James, on "burring" the corpses of 8-year-old girls | ||
—Millie Millerson, being racist | ||
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The Mighty Porno!




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—Kappus makes child pornography | ||
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Colby vs. ColbyJames2

ColbyJames2 was the incredibly creative name that was used by Colby's first major troll. ColbyJamees2 decided to take advantage of the fact that ColbyJames1 had been writing all of his crappy fan fiction on a fucking wiki and began making some edits to the already ridiculously long Kappus page.
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—ColbyJames2 | ||
—ColbyJames1, professional internet tough guy | ||
—TheNick4Guy | ||
—ColbyJames2, experiencing troll's remorse | ||
—ColbyJames2 | ||
Malcolm the Moleman and other assorted tales of shitty OCs






In 2013, Colby joined The Amazing World of Gumball wiki and began filling it with his autistic fanon crap and OCs. Realizing that Kappus wouldn't fit in the Gumball universe, Colby created a brand new OC named Malcolm Hagman. Malcolm is a 12-year-old "Moleman" who looks exactly the same as Kappus but is armed with a gun and in a relationship with Teri the paper bear instead of Millie.
As expected, the members and bureaucrats of the Gumball Wikia did not enjoy reading Colby's self-centered tripe and soon gave him an ultimatum to either stop posting fan shit or fuck off.
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The Almighty Yhwach





The Almighty Yhwach (pronounced: jew-ha-bach) is the final antagonist of the Bleach manga and leader of the Wandenreich, he is also an internet troll who decided that it would be funny to make ridiculous edits to The Mighty B Fanon Wiki in an attempt to bait Colby into going full sperg.
Yhwach's first act of trolling, which took place in March, 2015, was rewriting the fanon to break up Millie and Kappus and instead place Millie in a lesbian relationship with Portia Gibbons, a character that Colby hates.
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After getting Colby's attention, Yhwach then began mass-vandalizing the wiki with retarded references to Berserk, Shin Megami Tensei and other assorted weeaboo bullshit that was almost as autistic as Colby's own writing. Colby's reaction to all of this was, of course, to begin an epic sperg-rant on The Mighty B Wiki where he speculated that Yhwach must be a member of ISIS and then demanded that someone contact "the cyber police".
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Yes, Colby actually seemed to believe that a member of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria was vandalizing a wiki for fan fiction about a cancelled cartoon that was aimed at tween girls. Why would ISIS be wasting their time doing something so retarded? We have no fucking idea.
—ColbyJames2, laughing at ColbyJames1 | ||
ImNotaGirl

ImNotaBee a.k.a. TheNick4Girl is an extremely sensitive young woman from Jew York who is The Mighty B Fanon Wiki's only non-troll contributor. ImNotaBee has been known to encourage Colby's autism and has a tendency to flip out whenever anyone refers to her with the wrong pronouns. ImNotaBee apparently possesses a penis and believes that that makes her less of a woman – an extremely cissexist point of view that helps contribute to rape culture and shit like that.
ImNotaBoy also possesses a YouTube channel where she posts shitty YouTube poop videos.

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—TheNick4Girl, the voice of reason on a seriously fucked up wiki | ||
—Colby, blabbering on like he always does | ||
Colby's Dannish Love Quest


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Colby James, MS Paint Wizard








Despite possessing the artistic prowess of Helen Keller, Colby was determined to pursue his dream of becoming a professional Hollywood drawfag. In pursuit of this goal, Colby fired up MS Paint and began mercilessly raping his collection of The Mighty B! screencaps to create a series of shitty nude edits that are so horrifically awful that they made the fine folks over at Paheal cringe.
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MAKE ME YOUR TEEN PREGNANT BITCH!!111
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I really need to suck you Penis.
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squrt pisss
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More of Kappus snorting Millie's farts.
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Earning the blowjob badge.
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LOL ROFLE
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Why the fuck is she naked?
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Kappus can't even streak properly.
Colby began to shift from making shitty nude edits to mass-producing shitty traces and even shittier original artwork that he would then bombard Paheal with. Colby's "art" was considered to be complete shit even by Paheal's low standards, and his dialog choices, comments and tagging skillz were even shittier (i.e. he tagged most of his uploads with "hot buttered sex" and other completely nonsensical tags).

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Eventually, the Paheal staff learned that Colby was tracing other images—a mortal sin on loli, gore and scat-infested Paheal—and Colby was added to the artist blacklist. As one would expect, it didn't take long for Colby to begin whining, sperging and spewing death threats against users who had absolutely nothing to do with his ban. Within only a few hours of being added to the artist blacklist, Colby also found himself added to the banlist.
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Immediately after Colby's ban, a new user joined Paheal under the lovely name of "Smegmasaurus" and posted "fan art" of a negro urinating in Kappus' mouth and the timeless phrase "Once you go black, you won't want Millie back." Because Paheal is a respectable site that doesn't distribute porn that consists solely of OCs, the image was swiftly deleted – after which, Smegmasaurus promptly altered the image and reuploaded it with R. Kelly now included.
—Yhwach, on paying five bucks for interracial gay porn featuring Kappus | ||
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What a moderately talented artist is capable of.
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What a spastic retard with a colouring book is capable of.
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The same spastic retard attempts to draw what he sees.
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Art by Mii-kami from DeviantART.
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Mii-kami confirmed that no permission was given for this shitty edit.
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Before Colby.
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After Colby.
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Birthday Party Van
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Moar liek cartoonist porn autist amirite?
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Da Vinci would be so proud.
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Childhood ruined.
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Kappus fucks Millie in the shower.
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Kappus suddenly doubles in size for unknown reasons.
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Please leave X-Ray porn to the professionals.
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Millie is a whore.
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The stupid turtles are making out in the background.
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The fuck...
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kappus get out im piss
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Literally shit.
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Colby fucks Eurotrash.
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The gene pool is in need of cleansing.
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Colby fucking Trinket from Pepper Ann.
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Colby and Trinket... again...
The Mighty Friendzone






Stacey Hoolahan is one of Colby's former classmates and one of the few people that Colby actually seems to have any semblance of respect for. While Colby has a habit of referring to Stacey as his "girlfriend", it's worth noting that there's no real evidence that she ever had anything to do with him – there's a very real possibility that Colby's "relationship" with Stacey was never actually real and that it was merely a product of Colby's fucked up mind.
Regardless of whether Colby and Stacey were ever actually an item, we do know that Colby is still a fucking virgin and Stacey is now dating a Brony named Chris Fairclough. Yes, Stacey actually chose to be with a fucking brony rather than be with the autistic wankstain that is Colby James.
—Colby | ||
—Colby | ||
—Colby James, making Chris-Chan look normal | ||

—Cuckby James | ||

Drew Pickles






After Colby's ban from Paheal, a man claiming to be "Drew Pickles from Nickelodeon" joined The Mighty B Fanon Wiki to make an important business inquiry.
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—Drew Pickles from Nickelodeon | ||
Anyone who isn't a complete fucking retard would have realized that Drew Pickles is a character from Rugrats and not a senior Nickelodeon executive – Colby, on the other hand, fell for it hook, line, and sinker. Not only did Colby believe such an obvious troll, he also doxed himself on a publically accessible wiki.
—Colby "Dumbarse" James | ||
Yes, Colby is so fucking naïve that he posted his address and suggested that he'd have to sell his house so he could move to Hollywood. Drew then informed Colby that, thanks to science, directing cartoons can now be done over the internets via Bitstrips.
—Drew Pickles from Nickelodeon | ||
The Misadventures of Black Kappus




Following the Drew Pickles incident, Yhwach decided to fire up Photoshop and make The Mighty B! into a more diverse and culturally enriched series by turning all of the characters' images into racially sensitive depictions of minorities.Naturally, Colby was not pleased with the fact that his self-insert was now a negro and quickly began yet another round of whining.
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Considering the fact that Yhwach was most likely responsible for drawing an image of R. Kelly urinating in Kappus' mouth, none of this should have been seen as surprising. The following are some of the images that were uploaded during Yhwach's shooping spree – just in case you weren't already convinced that Yhwach has no life and no friends.
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This is my original character, Kappas Dario. Do not steal.
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Yhwach even turned the black girl into a white girl.
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Too easy.
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The man in the pickle suit strikes again!
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Colby flipped out because this was posted on a wiki aimed at children.
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Gay.
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Kappus as a ghost.
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Morly Crasher Roobler
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Millie only fellates niggers.
Colby Goes to Pixiv


Following his ban from Paheal, Colby joined the loli-infested Japanese shithole that is Pixiv. After joining Pixiv, Colby began spamming artists with requests for porn featuring his shitty OCs – While most artists were intelligent enough to just ignore the sperglord who was harassing them, a surprisingly talented loli artist named venge_ace actually decided to take some of Colby's requests.
Lulz soon ensued when venge_ace "accidentally" made an image of Kappus cheating on Millie with Gwen Wu.
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—Colby James✡, expecting free porn | ||
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Thomas the Autism Engine

Little is known about the events that transpired on the now-dead Thomas The Tank Engine Community Wiki, but we do know that Colby got totally buttmad over it. From what we can piece together, Colby harassed and insulted the wiki's actual contributors and then someone named Boygenius98 discovered Colby's hideous porn art and began rightfully mocking him over it.
Colby then went on DeviantART and began whining about how he was being trolled – which led to one of the TTTE community members calling Colby out for being both a harasser and a hypocritical piece of shit.
—Nerfherder219, calling out Colby's bullshit | ||
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See Also

- My Immortal - Because you deserve to read something better than Colby James' tl;dr self-insert OC bullshit.
- Cringe - Your likely reaction to Colby James.
- Drawn sex
- KodyBoy555
- Chris-Chan
- A-Log
- Leonard F. Shaner Jr.
- Virgin
- Lolicon
- YouTube Poop
- Phineas and Ferb
- YouTube Thomas Club
- Zone - Helped ensure the demise of The Modifyers by turning it into porn.
- My Little Pony - Another show for preteen girls that was stolen by wizards.
- tl;dr - Everything that he writes.
External Links

Social Media
- Colby James on Facebook
- Stacey Hoolahan's Facebook - She isn't even friends with him.
- Nicholas Weaver's Facebook
- ColbyJ43 on Twatter
- Trooper201 on Tumblr - It's filled with hentai.
Artfaggotry
- His Pixiv - Where he currently posts his abominations.
- Colby's DevianTART
- ColbyJ43 on Inkbunny
- Trooper201 on Hentai Foundry - His occupation listed as "hentai porn artist"
- Kappus fanart on Paheal
- A gallery of nightmares on Xbooru
Wikis
- The Mighty B Wiki - Where it all began.
Other Bullshit
- TV.com users discover Colby James
- [email protected] - His email that he's posted publically.
- His TOW vandalism
TheAlmightyYhwach's talk page
TheAlmightyYhwach's talk page before it was cleaned
Colby whines about yet another person finding his shitty lolicon art.- LOLICON IS ILLEGAL IN NEW ZEALAND!!111
[It was a dark and stormy night...]
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