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* [[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - also asked people if they believed in god. | |||
* [[Livecorpse]] | * [[Livecorpse]] | ||
* [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] - shitty columbine game that he played | * [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]] - shitty columbine game that he played | ||
Revision as of 02:36, 4 October 2015
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| Jeffrey James Weise | |
| Nationality: | American 
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| Highscore | Killed 9, injured 5 |
| Top 25? | Nope. 31 |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes. |
Jeff Weise (aka 
weise) was an honest-to-God Injun, as well as an angsty teen from Minnesota. These three defining characteristics --His Injun-hood, his angsty teen-hood, and his Minnessotan-hood-- formed the greatest trifecta of Native American rage since Geronimo, leading to the Red Lake High School shoot'em-up. Like most angsty teens and all High School shooters, Jeff was a massive fanboi of famous celebrities Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.
Background
Jeff Weise was born on August 8th, 1988 (8-8-88) in Minneapolis, to a suicidal father and a crazy drunk mother. His dad killed himself after a standoff sometime in 1997, and his mother, being an abusive drunk driver, naturally got into an accident. This caused her to be put into a nursing home for a very long time, which resulted in Jeff Weise being forcibly moved from the city. Jeff was shipped off to a shitty reservation hundreds of miles to the north, in the middle of a cold, underdeveloped miserable reservation in the middle of fuckin' nowhere. He spent the rest of his life living with his Grandfather in a lower-class house.
Jeff, being a goth from outside of the close-minded close-knit town, was naturally severely bullied and outcast. He attempted to an hero twice; once slicing his wrist with a box cutter and creating a massive blood puddle before calling for help and getting drugged out on mass murder pills like Prozac, the same drugs that Eric Harris and countless other school shooters were on. When this was discovered post-massacre, it caused a moderate shitstorm which ended up getting the FDA to get a warning out stating the pills did the exact opposite as intended. To this day, over a decade later, many moronic parents and greedy doctors continue to forcibly poison innocent children with these destructive pills.
Jeff often ditched school, enough to have to repeat 8th grade and be put in a special education program. Around this time, Jeff started to be bullied to an extreme, which is likely when his homicidal fantasies truly kicked off. He was a slight pothead internet addict during the last few years of his miserable existence. A year before going postal, he got in troubled from doing a Nazi salute. He was sent to the counselor, where he, like a moron, confessed his neo-nazi views and love for Adolf Hitler. There was a school shooting threat on the 5th anniversary of Columbine, so he naturally got the blame. Luckily he was cleared, not that it matters, as he was expelled anyways later on.
Even though he, like most of us, had a horrible experience with the monstrosity that is the American school environment, he managed to make a handful of friends. They were mostly other outcast types, and they would often discuss violent acts and school shootings. Weise was close to recruiting one of his few friends for his assault, but decided to go postal without him. After the bloodfest, the person in question was arrested and interrogated by the FBI over the emails Jeff and him sent back and forth to each-other. The young man was eventually set free, but sadly didn't continue Jeff's genocide crusade.
Red Lake
The Red Lake Indian Reservation is not unlike the majority of Injun Reservations; Isolated, rural, shitty lands, retarded residents, few jobs, extreme poverty, little tech (such as internet), lots of violence, and a suicide rate 3x higher than normal. Red Lake sucks so much that in a 3 month range before the massacre, a few kids already killed themselves off. The schools are just as bad, with Red Lake High only having a graduation rate of .. 15%. Over half of the youth of the rez have seriously considered becoming an hero, and who can blame them?
The IRL drama
On March 21, 2005, Weise stole 2 handguns and a shotgun and pwned his grandfather and gramps' girlfriend. He then stole his grandfather's police cruiser, crashed it into his school, gunned down a security guard, and pwned 7 more classmates before becoming an hero. Newspapers and TV stations around the nation immediately jumped on the story and masturbated furiously to the topic of school-shootings and violence for several weeks until, flushed and weak in the knees, they finally moved back to the severely more important news schedule of arbitrary missing white women and Lindsay Lohan's latest eating disorder. Naturally, this brief media frenzy ensured a new round of pointless IRL drama combined with the typical routine criticism of Marilyn Manson and the temporary banning of all Hot Topic merchandise from school grounds. Somewhere along the line, some concerned mothers probably got involved as well, but that's shit only they care about.
On the Internets
Before killing himself, Weise was known for his various activities on the internets. He made many posts on various Nazi websites, knowing that Hitler didn't give a fuck about Native Americans and only cared about Germany. Weise also created several violent flash videos on Newgrounds and started a LiveJournal account, where he made 3 brief posts inquiring about cutting, alcoholism, grammatical errors, and other shit nobody cares about.
Jeff Weise was also an active member of Above Top Secret where he described his failed suicide attempt. Unfortunately (or rather fortunately for us at ED) he picked one of the least effective means of suicide - wrist slitting, which has a 2% success rate, thus keeping him alive long enough to aim for the High Score. After freaking out and seeking medical attention, he was drugged up on the same type of counter-productive mass murder pills as many other school shooters in history.
Click here for more info from ED on Weise's ATS Activity.
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Weise Saved Red Lake!
This comment was left on the wikipedia discussion article by a random red lake citizen. How he or she was able to afford internet is a mystery, but the genie is out of the bottle..
Graded Score
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| Kills: | 9/20 |
| Accuracy: | 17/20 |
| Style: | 20/20 bonus for looting armor & gun |
| Butthurt: | 17/20 Caused a moderate shitstorm. Nobody was white so nobody cared. |
| Bonus: | 18/20 Stopped his suicide attempt and saved up his angst for greater things. |
| Total score: 81/100 (B-) | |
Video Gallery
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Grimy injun attention whoring. -
Going into diabetic shock.
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See Also:
- Newgrounds/BBS/Members - Refer to Disturbed Loners section for additional detailed information on Weise.
- Minnesota - where shit went down
- Columbine - what he obsessed over
- Kimveer Gill - another goth school shooter
- Chris Harper-Mercer - also asked people if they believed in god.
- Livecorpse
- Super Columbine Massacre RPG - shitty columbine game that he played
- School Shooting
- High Score - he was close to making the top 25!
- Gun
- Goth
- Injun
External links
- Weise's LJ account
- Weise's Newgrounds profile
- Documentary of him made by another injun
- Red Lake 10th anniversary followup
- Jeff's Murderpedia section
- Even acolumbinesite had something on him!
- Jeff's e-grave! lol RIP
- Weed causes school shootings!
- 10th Anniversary Celebration
- Good article on it
- Steam fanclub group
Libertarian National Socialist Green Party (his site of choice)Shut down by the JIDF
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| Preceded by Nayzak |
Jeff Weise | Succeeded by Robert Casio |