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Microsoft Paint Adventures is some interactive flash comic or some bullshit thing like that, disguised as the atrocity that is the webcomic medium. Which as we all know, is the most fucking terrible kind of medium. It involves various stories involving furries, bullshit plots, underage kids in sexual relations, and some of the stupidest shit you will ever read other than My Immortal. It's stories are suggested and made by the fanbase, who happen to be homosexuals who are clearly sexually deprived when you consider how far they attempt to push their shitty self-inserted fantasies in the format of "shipping". And yet this still manages to be some of the best "webcomics" on the intarwebz. The author, Andrew Hussie, is a nigger jew who lives off of donations and the shitty products that he sells, such as hideous designs for T-shirts, MIDI music, and other convoluted methods of cocksuckery.

Hussie revealing his love for the cock.

What Andrew actually produces.

Bard Quest and Jailbreak

In these two pieces of shit nobody cares about, an unnamed man attempts to escape from a prison cell. Neither of these stories were finished, and reflect Hussie's lazy ass work ethic. But if they were finished, they would reveal Hussie's collection of sick shit. The only reason he couldn't continue his smut further was because he realized he couldn't get more jew gold without sucking the fans pork-lances any harder. Thankfully, thanks to the efforts of Tim Buckley, "Choose Your Own Adventure" comics were made much, much worse. Not that he is original or anything.

Problem Sleuth

Problem Sleuth is the story of some detective dude and his two jerk-off buddies, Lord Douche and Captain Caveman. It starts with them in their room jacking off to the scenery( bullshit backgrounds Hussie attempts to draw). Eventually they get out and other stupid shit happens. They go to a bunch of places that aren't notable to be mentioned and solve puzzles too obscure for your Webster dictionary to comprehend. Eventually they fight the Demon Orgy CockDick, because he's all up in their shit and waving his junk up in there. They get pissed, shit happens, and it all ends in shit nobody understands or cares for. Overall, an incoherent storyline, unreadable art, and nothing you should ever even attempt read, unless you like to waste your time looking at horse dick.

HomeStuck

Well developed Characters Hussie, your writing transcends the heavens.

The latest abomination to be flung into the world by Hussie. The plot is a fucking disaster, so we can barely describe what this abortion is all about. Homosuck has literally became the Naruto of webcomics, shitting out one of the most deranged, god-awful fandoms since My Little Pony's. These people have literally made it their religon, saying "oh gog" instead of "oh god", wanting to dump cum in a bucket, posting pictures of themselves "cosplaying" as characters in thigh highs (stay classy, Tumblr), buying shirts and rehashed fingernails-to-chalkboard music, and other horrid things of which if we went further you would have already been vomiting on your computer screen right now. Arguably the only good parts to this comic are the animations in which the characters aren't rendered as 'sprites.' Ironically, though the fans render Hussie as a God for his art, he doesn't even draw the actual art in the animations. Instead he gathers fanartists from DeviantART to do his work for him.It is a well known fact that most people cannot sit through the first "act", let alone the first few pages.

    The first Google suggestion that pops up when the word Homestuck is typed in, is: When Does Homestuck Get Good? The answer, of course, is that it fucking doesn't, and in fact only gets worse. Why must we sit through this? What is so MindBoggling good about Homestuck that we must divert our eyes to it? Studies have shown that only the most intelligent beings on planet Earth have the ability to understand what the fuck is going on. Perhaps it is the fact that Homestuck panders to the lowest form of humans, and that they get hard shortly after viewing such original writing. 
    You start reading a first person RP adventure type story. The reader then wades through hundreds of pages of shit nobody cares about with some kids named John, Rose, and Dave. Then later stuff happens and then OMG somehow a meteor comes and now the world's gonna asplode and stuff. However no one seems to care because they're still playing with cards. Oh yeah, Dave or some shit starts feeling sexually confused by a bunch of puppets with large asses. But it's ok, because they rape him. But don't worry,anal rape is a customary practice for his household, so you don't have to worry about the comic ending there. 
    And then more shit happens. John enters the realm of a flying spaghetti monster and proceeds to have gay sex with all of these monsters. Later he randomly dies, BUT DON'T WORRY, THAT WAS JUST AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE.  Because Dave has now somehow obtained time travel because future Dave gave past Dave magic floating turntables which have no conceivable existence before then. Andrew calls it "time shenanigans", more like a bullshit excuse for a deus ex machina. Also, the fourth main character is finally introduced, after over two thousand pages of pointless shit. And guess what? She's a furry. 
    Later it's revealed that John is a fuck-clone of himself and his friends made with his own genetic semen or some shit. No need to elaborate on this. Then, after meeting a bunch of aliens that everyone cum's their pants over, the kids hitch a ride on a meteor with a one way ticket to cwcville.
    Trolls are the main draw to Homestuck, as there are 12 of them and they are "naturally bisexual".  That leads fans to assume that they will fuck anything that moves, just because the fans themselves will FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES. Hussie, realizing his mistake, decides to reset the comic for presumed "lulz" but don't buy this. It's actually an excuse for him to rewrite the entire story and stall for time so that the money will keep rolling in. 
    In all actuality he's going to keep pandering to the "homies" and put more ":B" faces everywhere like you wouldn't even imagine.

How To Become Part of the Fandom

1. Go to [1]

2. Skip to Act 5.

3. ?????

4. Become an hero.

Quotes From The Fantards

	“	Just keep your hands off my page, and all other user's pages as well, please. It is against proper wiki etiquitte (sp?) to edit another user's page without their permission. It's a good way to get blocked. Thank you and have a pleasant evening. - experimentalDeity 03:03, April 9, 2012 (UTC) A) I already know I have Asperger's syndrome. Ihank you for stating the obvious, Captain! - experimentalDeity 03:23, April 9, 2012 (UTC) Also, I was complaining, not whining. - experimentalDeity 03:26, April 9, 2012 (UTC) Wait fuck you really have Aspergers. *not sure if sarcastic response or just reality* - I am the wizard its me! 03:36, April 9, 2012 (UTC) Yes, I have Aspergers. Why are we freaking about this? No biggie! - experimentalDeity 03:41, April 9, 2012 (UTC) Did not expect that. Ok back to buisness. - I am the wizard its me! 03:45, April 9, 2012 (UTC)	„
	—Typical Homestuck Fans

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GAIAONLINE STEALS R STUFFZ!!1!!

Also, anybody who uses Gaia Online will know about the stupid ordeal going on lately. Seriously, who the fuck goes on gaia? Basically, Gaia made a few knockoff Homestuck items and all of the fanboys went into rage mode. The ringleader? Hussie's white knight girlfriend. [2] There's her OWN special little Gaiaonline account, where she can be seen wearing a "Walking Dead" tshirt, meaning she OBVIOUSLY has nothing against marketing and advertising on Gaia, that is, until her precious Hussie is involved. Then, shit hits the fan, and you have every lonely, bored neckbeard of a Homestuck fan railing so far up your ass you can taste it. Once again, nobody gives a shit you stupid sack of cum residue.

Characters of Homestuck

• John A young heterosexual male who likes gushers and has a fetish for old women, notably ones that lead to incest. He has no personality whatsoever.
• Dave A wannabee. His brother has a thing for puppets, which leads to David's eventual rape. He still thinks he's hot shit because his anus is red from all of the puppet fucks. He claims everything he does is for ironic purposes.
• Rose An emo know-it-all cunt who's smarmy and predictable. Enjoys watching a furry unleash genocide on a planet while masturbating to the screams of the elder gods.
• Jade Furry cosplayer, precog, and boring as hell. No one cares about this bitch, moving on.
• The Guardians Two neglectful parents to busy fucking each other to watch their kids, Charles Darwin, and an animu nerd.
• Jack Some asswipe in a legal department that shanked a niggeress, took her jewelery, and went on to kill a bunch of respectable white people.
• Aradia Necrophiliac robot.
• Tavros cripple that speaks like a complete retard that can't correctly formulate sentences. Every teenage girl going through their pubescent spouts will somehow relate this character as some kind of submissive ass-slave for every other.
• Sollux l33t haxx0r
• Karkat SMALL MAN.SMALLER COCK. Self conscious about his appearance and his relationships, he's about as close to one of these pathetic fantards as it gets.
• Nepeta furry.
• Kanaya Lesbian Vampire. Hussie needed to pander to an even wider range of people at around this time in the comic, and he decided introducing the homosexual community to his "art" was a good idea. So every other little gay girl identifies with this one, seeing as they have unwarranted self-importance.
• Terezi Who cares?
• Vriska GOTIS.
• Equius Mr. Hands.
• Gamzee ICP-lover.
• Eridan hipster faggot.
• Feferi Once again, who really gives a shit?
• Andrew For more confirmation of the author not having a life, he decided to add himself as a character.

"Shipping"

This is the only reason anyone reads this piece of cocksalad. Andjew has admitted this himself. He's even invented 3 other types of sex practices to accommodate for them. They are as follows:

• Kismesis (♠): Where you fuck someone you don't really like to give them STDs. Bonus points if they die.

• Moirail (♦): Friend Zone

• Matesprit (♥): Sex with someone who is not quite pathetic enough, deeming them as an acceptable cock sleeve for desperate losers.

• Auspistice(♣): Essentially a threeway with two people who couldn't do it alone without it looking too gay.

MSPAINT ADVENTURE TIME About missing Pics

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  Andrew approves.
• Bro be hardcore.
  Bro be hardcore.
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  This a rough approximation of Homestuck's character development.
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  Also, bestiality.

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  Also, cripple porn.
• Come on guies, she's blind.
  Come on guies, she's blind.
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  Anime Cons: Ruined Forever

External Links

• The terribly formatted homepage
• This is where most of the aspies wander
• Another shitty wiki full of aspies. Go ahead, just look

See Also

• Webcomics
• Shit
• Haters Gonna Hate
• TL;DR
• Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

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