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|+ style="text-align:center;" | '''Charles Bishop''' | |||
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| colspan="2" style="padding-bottom:1em; text-align:center;" | [[File:Charles Bishop.jpg|150px]] | |||
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| '''Born''' | |||
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | 1987 | |||
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;" | |||
|'''Nationality''' | |||
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [[American|Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|USA]] | |||
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;" | |||
|'''[[High_score|Highscore]]''' | |||
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Killed 0, HA HA HA, Oh wow | |||
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;" | |||
|'''Style''' | |||
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | 911, Single Player | |||
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;" | |||
|'''[[An Hero]]''' | |||
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Yes | |||
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;" | |||
|'''Title''' | |||
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Cessna 911 dumbfuck | |||
|- style="vertical-align: top; text-align: right;" | |||
|'''[[High_score|Rank]]''' | |||
| style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Last Place<br/><br/>1st: [[Anders Behring Breivik]] <br/> 2nd: Woo Bum-kon <br/> 3rd: [[Joseph Fritzl|Martin Bryant]] | |||
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{{an hero}} | {{an hero}} | ||
'''Charles Bishop''' was a [[13-year-old boy|15-year-old]] [[An Hero|Honor Student]] from East Lake high school (in fucking [[Florida]]) who became [[an hero]] by flying a small plane into a skyscraper. | |||
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On January 9, 2002 Bishop stole a small plane and crashed it into the 28th floor of the Bank of America Plaza. Hoping to cause [[massive damage]] and kill thousands of people like [[9/11]], he was too stupid to realize he was only [[Fail|flying a Cessna]]. He only managed to [[suicide|kill himself]], what [[An Hero]]. | On January 9, 2002 Bishop stole a small plane and crashed it into the 28th floor of the Bank of America Plaza. Hoping to cause [[massive damage]] and kill thousands of people like [[9/11]], he was too stupid to realize he was only [[Fail|flying a Cessna]]. He only managed to [[suicide|kill himself]], what [[An Hero]]. | ||
This [[dumbfuck]] believed [[Osama bin Laden]] did [[9/11]] when we all know | This [[dumbfuck]] believed [[Osama bin Laden]] did [[9/11]] when we all know the fucking [[JEWS DID WTC|Jews did it]]. Not only that, but later his [[dumbshit]] mom decided his [[acne]] medication was to blame. The Jews at [[Wikipedia]] list him as an "amateur terrorist"... which is an affront to actual terrorists (such as [[moot]]). On a [[moar]] [[lulz]]worthy note, the loser ate [[cock]]. Lots of cock. | ||
[[Image:Charles Bishop plane.jpg|frame|center]] | [[Image:Charles Bishop plane.jpg|frame|center]] | ||
==Graded Score== | |||
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big> | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count: | |||
|0 | |||
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! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy: | |||
|5/10<br /> | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Style: | |||
|10/20 | |||
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt: | |||
|5/20 | |||
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 20/100 ('''F-''')</big> | |||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
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*[http://archives.cnn.com/2002/US/01/06/tampa.crash/index.html CNN News Report] | *[http://archives.cnn.com/2002/US/01/06/tampa.crash/index.html CNN News Report] | ||
*[http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Death/Bishop.html Post-pwnage breakdown] | *[http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Death/Bishop.html Post-pwnage breakdown] | ||
*[[Wikipedia:2002 Tampa airplane crash|Wikipedia article]] | |||
{{anheroes}} | {{anheroes}} | ||
{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
{{Terrorists}} | |||
[[Category:People|Bishop, Charles]] | [[Category:People|Bishop, Charles]] | ||
Revision as of 03:59, 19 November 2015
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| Born | 1987 |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 0, HA HA HA, Oh wow |
| Style | 911, Single Player |
| An Hero | Yes |
| Title | Cessna 911 dumbfuck |
| Rank | Last Place 1st: Anders Behring Breivik 2nd: Woo Bum-kon 3rd: Martin Bryant |
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Charles Bishop was a 15-year-old Honor Student from East Lake high school (in fucking Florida) who became an hero by flying a small plane into a skyscraper.
On January 9, 2002 Bishop stole a small plane and crashed it into the 28th floor of the Bank of America Plaza. Hoping to cause massive damage and kill thousands of people like 9/11, he was too stupid to realize he was only flying a Cessna. He only managed to kill himself, what An Hero.
This dumbfuck believed Osama bin Laden did 9/11 when we all know the fucking Jews did it. Not only that, but later his dumbshit mom decided his acne medication was to blame. The Jews at Wikipedia list him as an "amateur terrorist"... which is an affront to actual terrorists (such as moot). On a moar lulzworthy note, the loser ate cock. Lots of cock.
Graded Score
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kill count: | 0 |
| Accuracy: | 5/10 |
| Style: | 10/20 |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 |
| Total score: 20/100 (F-) | |
See also
External links
| Charles Bishop is part of a series on Terrorists 
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Big Players Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
• Anders Behring Breivik
• Antifa
• Australians
• Barack Obama
• Baruch Goldstein
• Black Lives Matter
• Brenton Tarrant
• Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain
• DisruptJ20
• George Soros
• George W. Bush
• Grog
• Jack Gilbert Graham
• John Walker Lindh
• Marc Lépine
• Matthew Murray
• Michael Moore
• Mohamed Abdulaziz Rashid Saeed-Alim
• Muslims
• Osama Bin Laden
• Patrick Crusius
• Sharjah Ruler
• Sam Hyde
• The Finnisher
• The Unabrower
• Timothy McVeigh
• Unabomber Terrorist Groups, Beliefs and Causes Arab
• Aum Shinrikyo
• Axis of Evil
• Binghampton
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• Pakistan
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