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John Edward Robinson

John Edward Robinson
Born	December 27, 1943 (82 years old)
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Killed 7
Top 50?	Nope
Style	Tactical Espionage Action, Single Player
An Hero?	Nope
Motive	Sexual sadism

The first internet serial killer.

See Also

• Armin Meiwes
• Sharon Lopatka

External Links

• TOW coverage

Michael McDermott

Michael Morgan McDermott
Born	September 4, 1958 (67 years old)
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Killed 7
Top 50?	Nope (#1 in Massachusetts)
Style	FPS, Single Player
An Hero?	Nope
Motive	Fake schizophrenia

Massachusite mass shooter who tried faking schizophrenia in order to get away with it but was quickly disproven from his internet search history.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: AK-47
Secondary: 12-Gauge Winchester 1300
Tertiary: 32-Caliber Retolaza
Perk: Going Postal	Increased damage against Delivery/Postal Office workers if recently fired from such services
Handicap: Fat	Player moving speed cuts a half Difficulty climbing fences and walls Stamina stats cut a half. Jumping height reduces a third. Divides a double or triple if they are obese.

External Links

• TOW coverage

North Hollywood shootout

Lose an iPod? This page contains an hero.

Lose an iPod to the pigs? This page contains an police hero.

Larry Eugene Phillips Jr. and Decebal Ștefan Emilian "Emil" Mătăsăreanu
Born	September 20, 1970 (Phillips) July 19, 1966 (Mătăsăreanu)
Died	February 28, 1997 (aged 26 and 30)
Nationality:	Americunt   (Phillips) Romanian   (Mătăsăreanu)
Highscore	Injured 20
Top 50?	Nope
Style	FPS + Payday: The Heist, Co-Op
An Hero?	Yes (Phillips) No (Mătăsăreanu)
Motive	Robbery

Loadout

Larry Phillips
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: Norinco Type 56S	A cheap Chinese civilian model AK-47. These ones have been illegally modified to fire at full auto.
Secondary: Norico Type 56S-1	Whatever the difference is. Also illegally modified to fire full auto with infinite ammo turned on. Complete with several 75 to 100-round drum magazines and 30-round box magazines.
Tertiary: Heckler & Koch HK91	Semi-automatic rifle with several extended 40-round box magazines.
Quaternary: Beretta 92FS	An heroing device also equipped with serval magazines used by Phillip.
Quinary: Body Armor	Well-endowed in aramid and steel plating covering all vital areas except the head. Capable of deflecting most ammo types.
Perk 1: Stopping Power	Increases bullet damage to ræp the enemies.
Perk 2: Sleight of Hand	Nigh infinite ammo.
Perk 3: Height	Larry towers over enemies at 6 feet tall. (+15% movement speed) (+35% intimidation success)

Emil Mătăsăreanu
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: Norinco Type 56S	Another one for the homeboy. Also illegally modified to do full auto fire.
Secondary: Bushmaster XM-15 E2S Dissipator	Also modified to do full auto fire and equipped with two 100-round Beta-C Magazines and fitted with a M16A1-style handguard.
Tertiary: Body Armor	Well-endowed in aramid and steel plating covering all vital areas except the head. Capable of deflecting most ammo types.
Perk 1: Stopping Power	Increases bullet damage to ræp the enemies.
Perk 2: Sleight of Hand	Nigh infinite ammo.
Perk 3: Height	Emil towers over enemies at 6'3". (+15% movement speed) (+35% intimidation success)
Handicap: Fat	Player moving speed cuts a half Difficulty climbing fences and walls Stamina stats cut a half. Jumping height reduces a third. Divides a double or triple if they are obese.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	0/20 20 injured.
Accuracy:	1/20 Fired ~1,100 shots and didn’t even kill anyone.
Style:	20/20 Kitted out enough to take on an army.
Butthurt:	20/20 The reason cops have semi-automatics in their trunks today.
Bonus:	20/20 Awesomeness
Total Score: 61/100 (C)

I can’t think of anything See full ranking

Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team

External Links

• TOW coverage

Isabelle Valdez & Lois Lippert

Isabelle Valdez and Lois Lippert
Nationality:	Americunts
Highscore	Killed 0, injured 0
Top 50?	Nah
Style	Hack'N'Slash, Co-Op
An Hero?	Unfortunately, no
Motive	Resurrect Adam Lanza

2 ugly bitches that wanted to resurrect Adam Lanza by killing a classmate that allegedly looked like him. Their plan was foiled and they were captured laughing about it on police cams. The lulzy part? Since they were laughing about it, they got v& for 900 years.

Lois Lippert (the skinny one) was well-respected for drawing Columbine art on Tumblr under the name "Foxfever" and was a big fan of Zero Day.

Loadout

Isabelle Valdez
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: Sacrificial knife
Spell: Orison to Adam Lanza	The spirit of Adam Lanza emanates through her.
Handicap: Fat	Player moving speed cuts a half Difficulty climbing fences and walls Stamina stats cut a half. Jumping height reduces a third. Divides a double or triple if they are obese.

Lois Lippert
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: Sacrificial knife
Perk: Tumblrina
Spell: Orison to Adam Lanza	The spirit of Adam Lanza emanates through her.

See Also

• Brooke Higgins & Sienna Johnson
• Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath
• Morgan Geyser & Anissa Weier

External Links

• Foxfever Archive
• Information dumps - (archive)
• Lois kissing the "Adam Lanza lookalike"
• Foxfag's online accounts:
  • foxverycoolok - (archive)
  •  nottttttillegal - old twitter handle
  •  veryyylegal - new twitter handle (archive)
  • @foxfever

Pedro Rodrigues Filho

WARNING: With Portuspics, Suck on dicks!

Pedro Rodrigues Filho
Born	October 29, 1954
Died	March 5, 2023 (aged 68)
Nationality:	Brazilian
Highscore	71 confirmed kills; potentially 100+
Top 50?	21st
Style	Tactical Espionage Action, Single Player
An Hero?	Não
Motive	Revenge

Former serial killer turned let's player.

External Links

• TOW coverage
• YT channel

Robert Dorgan / Roberta Dorgano

Lose an iPod? This page contains an hero.

Lose an iPod to transphobia? This page contains someone who was Stunning and Brave.

Roberta Dorgano deadname: Robert K. Dorgan
Born	July 15, 1969 (nice!)
Died	February 16, 2026 (aged 56)
Nationality:	Amerikaner
Highscore	Killed 3, injured 2
Top 50?	Nope, just another tran hero
Style	FPS, Single Player
An Hero?	Yes
Motive	Family issues

Roberta Dorgano^⚧ (Deadname: Robert K. Dorgan) was yet another tranny mass shooter who, just 6 days after Jesse Strang, sought to return the tranny high score back to the Americans by killing his ex-wife and her family, including his son. What makes Robert(a) stand out (and we're not talking about him being a fugly gigahon in a dress and sweatpants) is his idiosyncratic beliefs. Despite being a tranny, he was also a right-wing groyper and had a sleeve deco'd in Nazi tattoos.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: 10mm Glock 29SF Gen 3 semi-automatic pistol
Secondary: .357 SIG Sauer P226 semi-automatic pistol
Perk: Tranny
Spell: Groyper

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20 2 injured
Accuracy:	12/20 3/5
Style:	3/20 Played Hitman and couldn't even eliminate all targets.
Butthurt:	5/20 You could say he broke the ice on violence committed by transsexuals.
Bonus:	5/20 Crossdressing Nazi
Total Score: 28/100 (F)

"Keep bashing us. but do not wonder why we Go BERSERK" See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

See Also

• Brown University shooting
• Jesse Strang
• Robin Westman

External Links

• TOW coverage

Dr. Matthew C. Harris

WARNING! Around blacks, never relax!

Dr. Matthew C. Harris
Nationality:	Basketball Americunt
Highscore	Killed 0, injured 0
Top 50?	No
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No, v&
Motive	Mental illness

Dr. Matthew C. Harris is a crazy skitzonigga who threatened to shoot up his school. Solomon Henderson clearly based his persona off of him.

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See Also

• Francis E. Dec, Esq.
• Solomon Henderson
• Terry A. Davis

External Links

• Death Sentences - his schizofesto
  • Death Sentences (audiobook)
• Kiwi Farms thread
  • his waifus