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Sharon Lopatka

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Sharon Lopatka was a fat Jew from Maryland who was a bit too into BDSM. Using the Internet, where she also sold sick porn and totally legit psychic readings, she posted a classified seeking someone to torture and kill her. After contacting several people who, shockingly, turned out to be joking, she finally found a sick fuck willing to fulfill her request.

She was tortured and strangled to death in October, 1996, for the purpose of mutual sexual gratification by Robert Frederick Glass aka "Slowhand", a computer analyst from North Carolina. Mr. Glass, being the dumbass white trash that he is, buried Sharon right outside his goddamned trailer instead of the expansive woods nearby, leading police to find the body as soon as they started looking. This criminal mastermind was unsurprisingly later found to be in possession of kiddie porn, and Sharon's things. Further proving what a shithole North Carolina is, Glass pleaded a manslaughter charge and got off with around 3 years in prison. Luckily, he died of a heart attack about 2 years later. This is a classic case of two birds with one stone.

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Spree/One-time Killers:

Aaron AlexisAdam LanzaAlex HribalAlyssa BustamanteAnthony WarnerAudrey HaleBruce Jeffrey PardoCasey AnthonyCho Seung-HuiDevin Patrick KelleyDylan KleboldDylann Storm RoofEric HarrisGerry McCannJames HolmesJared Lee LoughnerJason RodriguezJeff WeiseJiverly Voong Joe StackJosef FritzlLaaiti EkenstéenMark EssexMartin BryantMatthew de GroodMatthew MurrayMatti SaariMaurice ClemmonsNicholas ProsperPekka-Eric AuvinenPeter ScullyRaoul MoatRichard SpeckRobert HawkinsStephen PaddockTim KretschmerTimothy HendronTJ LaneTyler PetersonWade Michael PageWoo Bum-kon

Career/Serial Killers:

Academy ManiacsAdolf HitlerCharles MansonChris BenoitDnepropetrovsk ManiacsDubyaJack the RipperJeffrey DahmerMao ZedongRichard "The Iceman" KuklinskiTed Bundy

Terrorists:

Al QaedaAnders Behring BreivikAnderson Lee AldrichAnton Lundin PetterssonDzhokhar TsarnaevElliot RodgerGeorge SodiniManiacs Murder CultMark EssexNidal Malik HasanOsama bin LadenTamerlan TsarnaevTed Kaczynski

See also:

Antisocial personality disorderJewsMurderParanoid personality disorderPittsburgh Paint JobPolice BrutalitySick fuck