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'''Death Grips''' (''also known as | '''Death Grips''' (''also known as screaming coon with electronic instrumentals'') are an [[shit|experimental hip hop]] boy-band formed [[last thursday]] by homeless nigger [[Nigger|MC Ride]] (vocals), [[transgender]] idol [[Faggot|Zach Hill]] (drummer) and meth head [[Twink|Andy Morin]] ([[Music#Producerfags|producer]]). Girth Drips became famous for half of the time not being able to understand what the fuck <del>MC Hammer</del> MC Ride is even saying and the instrumentals being crafted to sound like they've just recorded feeding a [[shit nobody cares about|TR-808 drum machine]] and Black Metal vinyls into a garbage disposal. | ||
<s>They broke up in 2014.</s> [[DISREGARD THAT]], [https://x.com/bbpoltergiest/status/1986140988776276117 WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK] | |||
Along with [[Sweden|Yung Lean]] and [[Lil B]], Death Grips are regarded as the | Along with [[Sweden|Yung Lean]] and [[Lil B]], Death Grips are regarded as the [[real|pinnacle of music]]. With several music related news publications sucking them off anytime they so much as go near a microphone. | ||
==Overview== | ==Overview== | ||
A big part of Dick Grippers success is due to the band being extremely [[edgy]]. The cover of their album ''"No Love Deep Web"'' is literally a picture of Zach Hill's [[dick]]. (yes they're that fucking [[gay]]). It is a boy band after all! They are also known for not turning up to their own concerts and when they do showing slideshows of [[An hero|suicide notes]] | A big part of Dick Grippers success is due to the band being extremely [[edgy]]. The cover of their album ''"No Love Deep Web"'' is literally a picture of Zach Hill's [[dick]]. (yes they're that fucking [[gay]]). It is a boy band after all! They are also known for not turning up to their own concerts and when they do showing slideshows of [[An hero|suicide notes]] (because they're that punk). | ||
[[File:Zacock.jpg|200px|thumb|DG's gift to their fans]] | [[File:Zacock.jpg|200px|thumb|DG's gift to their fans]] | ||
Death Grips | This take on music and aesthetics got Death Grips beloved by the [[hipster]] faggots on [[mu|/mu/]], who worship the band, only being beat by the ever giving (and never dying) [[Neutral Milk Hotel]]. | ||
Apart from | Apart from these [[4chan]] posters, the average Death Grips fan is aged [[13 year old boy|13-18yrs]], wears ironic t-shirts/spouts memes in public, masturbates to [[Anthony Fantano]] videos and is more than likely [[autistic]]. | ||
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{{achtung|LMAO FANTANO MADE YOU}} | {{achtung|LMAO FANTANO MADE YOU}} | ||
DG fans are sensitive to any | DG fans are sensitive to any form of criticism, thus making them easy to troll with these simple methods. | ||
1. Refer to Death Grips as "meme music" and purposely be as closed minded as possible. | 1. Refer to Death Grips as "meme music" and purposely be as closed minded as possible. | ||
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2. Tell them ''Government Plates'' is the best Death Grips record to date. | 2. Tell them ''Government Plates'' is the best Death Grips record to date. | ||
3. Remind them that [[theneedledrop|Anthony Fantano]] | 3. Remind them that [[theneedledrop|Anthony Fantano]] made the band famous and would be nothing without him. | ||
4. Tell them Death Grips is [[Satan]]ic music and remind them that they're all going to Hell. | 4. Tell them Death Grips is [[Satan]]ic music and remind them that they're all going to Hell. | ||
Revision as of 12:57, 10 January 2026
Introduction
Death Grips (also known as screaming coon with electronic instrumentals) are an experimental hip hop boy-band formed last thursday by homeless nigger MC Ride (vocals), transgender idol Zach Hill (drummer) and meth head Andy Morin (producer). Girth Drips became famous for half of the time not being able to understand what the fuck MC Hammer MC Ride is even saying and the instrumentals being crafted to sound like they've just recorded feeding a TR-808 drum machine and Black Metal vinyls into a garbage disposal.
They broke up in 2014. DISREGARD THAT, WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
Along with Yung Lean and Lil B, Death Grips are regarded as the pinnacle of music. With several music related news publications sucking them off anytime they so much as go near a microphone.
Overview
A big part of Dick Grippers success is due to the band being extremely edgy. The cover of their album "No Love Deep Web" is literally a picture of Zach Hill's dick. (yes they're that fucking gay). It is a boy band after all! They are also known for not turning up to their own concerts and when they do showing slideshows of suicide notes (because they're that punk).
This take on music and aesthetics got Death Grips beloved by the hipster faggots on /mu/, who worship the band, only being beat by the ever giving (and never dying) Neutral Milk Hotel.
Apart from these 4chan posters, the average Death Grips fan is aged 13-18yrs, wears ironic t-shirts/spouts memes in public, masturbates to Anthony Fantano videos and is more than likely autistic.
Lyrics
It is said that Death Grips have the most artistically stimulating lyrics in modern-day music.
— Guillotine | ||
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Albums
Death Grapes are known for such great albums as:
Black Google - True fans only sry.
Death Grips (Self-titled) - no one has listened to this.
Exmilitary - Known for being the meme music that brought them to the forefront of the interwebz and hipster circlejerks.
The Money Store - The first album theneedledrop ever gave a 10 (which only matters if you're gay), and the only reason anyone knows about this shitty band.
No Love Deep Web - That one album with a penis on the cover.
Government Plates - THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING US!!! Regarded as their shittiest album by fantano fans.
Fashion Week - JENNY DEATH WHEN
The Powers That B - 2 discs consisting of Niggas On The Moon and Jenny Death.
Bottomless Pit - Known for Notice Me Senpai.
Year of the Snitch -yet another same shitty electronic rap album.
Trolling Death Grips fans
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LMAO FANTANO MADE YOU |
DG fans are sensitive to any form of criticism, thus making them easy to troll with these simple methods.
1. Refer to Death Grips as "meme music" and purposely be as closed minded as possible.
2. Tell them Government Plates is the best Death Grips record to date.
3. Remind them that Anthony Fantano made the band famous and would be nothing without him.
4. Tell them Death Grips is Satanic music and remind them that they're all going to Hell.
5. Say that Death Grips is simply copying Kanye West's "Yeezus" album.
6. Remind them Death Grips is a band of homeless niggers (no seriously, these motherfuckers don't have houses).
7. Call them Autistic... they hate being reminded.
8. Inform them of their degenerate sub/mu/tant status & terrible musical taste.
9. remind them that death grips isn't revolutionary or unique in any way.
Videos
aka zach hill gets interviewed while ride and andy rest their vocals
See also
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