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The word clanker is a pejorative that is derogatory to AI and robots. With the rise of AI and the widespread visibility of robots in day-to-day life, people are worried that they'll be replaced by those artificial beings in some kind of... replacement on a mass scale. So the word "clanker" began to be used commonly to express those beliefs.

If Robotic Lovers Ever Become A Reality Will They Make Bio-Androids That Can Breed To Keep Humanity From Disappearing?

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