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Animator320 (Matthew Littlemore) is a web animator known for his digital series known as "CartoonMania" featuring himself as a self-insert alongside 320 (un)original characters living in a 100 story building like its some kind of lesser imitation of Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends except with so many characters that they become like random side characters and it becomes impossible to appreciate them in any capacity.
The first episode of CartoonMania released on August 7th, 2017, therefore marking the worst thing to happen that day… okay, maybe the second worst thing, (Yes, I stole that joke if anybody cares) and was famously animated entirely using Open Office, which is far from being an animation software, owning to its signature jaggy art style, so gg on that even if his characters look like they came straight out of Albuquerque.
Matthew Littlemore (the man) prides his show in it’s mediocre slapstick humor, although when he tries to apply verbal humor, it mostly consists of Matthew Littlemore (the character) raging at his cartoons for their rambunctious behavior, which makes you wonder why he didn’t just draw characters he would like, like a butler or a crack whore.
Before CartoonMania, Matthew Little started uploading to YT in 2011 on an account called 
happyorganist (formerly MatthewDaelin) which he used (and still uses) purely to upload clips and episodes from Sesame Street. Even after he took a hiatus from his animation channel, he still consistently uploaded here. Hopefully, that gives us an idea of what kind of autism we are dealing with here on out.
What have I missed? Ariana Grande was 2 days ago • Richard Spencer was 4 days ago • Plagiarism was 6 days ago
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That's the paradox: the only time most people feel alive is when they're suffering, when something overwhelms their ordinary, careful armour, and the naked child is flung out onto the world. That's why the things that are worst to undergo are best to remember. But when that child gets buried away under their adaptive and protective shells—he becomes one of the walking dead, a monster.
— Ted Hughes
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- ...that some loser with too much money and not enough brains actually paid $14.6 million for a 1969 Fender Stratocaster that was played by Pink Floyd's David Gilmour?
- ...that The Seahawks Beat The Patriots 29-13 at this year's Superbowl? We're always happy to see The Patriots lose
- ... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with KOSA and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? You should tell them what you think, at badinternetbills.com!
- ... that another Valentine's Day has come and gone and you're still all alone? Are those voices in your head starting to become more persuasive?
- ... that Chuck E. Cheese (CEC Entertainment) CEO and President David McKillips resigned- most likely because his name was in the Epstein Files?
- ... that an AI animation named Amelia has become the waifu of every far-right user of the Internets? Sorry about the breakup, K-On! girls!
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