Patrick Crusius

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Patrick Crusius
Born	July 27, 1998 (27 years old)
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	Killed 23, injured 23
Top 50?	25th
Style	FPS, Single player
An Hero?	No

Shortly after the mayhem that was the Gilroy shooting and the Christchurch mosque shootings, Patrick Wood Crusius^卐 is an American nerd and virgin who became the second disciple of Saint Tarrant after taking it upon himself to patriotically serve the land of the free by removing 23 tacos shopping with their anchor babies and welfare checks at a Walmart within the spic-dominated city of El Paso, Texas. Pat is most known in 2026 for being the inspiration behind the Chudjak meme.

Background

Sadly, there were no warning signs.

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“This is a colleague announcement: clean-up on aisles 1 through 17. Can Henrique, Luciana and Fernando please make their way to the shop floor?”

Before the planning of divine purification at Walmart began, Patrick was a graduate of special ed classes (yes rlly) at his high school in his hometown of Allen where he was said to pick his nose and eat scabs. He posted his manifesto (entitled The Inconvenient Truth) on 8chan's /pol/ in a similar manner to our savior Brenton Tarrant. However, unlike Brenton's manifesto, The Inconvenient Truth was much more serious, similar to John Earnest's manifesto. However, unlike John's failed Goy uprising, Pat actually managed to get some decent kills—killing 23 dirty spics!

Shooting

After driving 650 miles (1,050 km) from his home in Allen to El Paso, Patrick stopped at the Walmart because he became hungry (yes rlly). Upon entering prepared for a delicious luncheon, he was shocked when he saw the sheer amount of undesirables and returned to his car, grabbed an AK-47 knock off and began gunning down everyone he found who smelt like quesadillas.

Look closer and you can see some poor bastard getting shot in the background Aftermath Walking around like a lost kid shortly before the shooting Previous Video | Next Video

Loadout

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: WASR-10 semi-automatic rifle	Not the best considering recoil, he admitted that himself, does a lot of damage however. +25 Damage
Perk: Tarrant Disciple	Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.
Spell: Nazi	Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	23/20 Managed to kill 23 dirty spics!
Accuracy:	10/20 For every spic he injured he managed to receive about two virgins in heaven
Style:	5/20 Generic Brenton Tarrant bootleg without the lulz
Butthurt:	20/20 Caused every spic on Twitter to sperg uncontrollably at the thought that most Americans don't want to mass import a shitton of Mexicans
Bonus:	20/20 2019 Amerimutt champion!
Total Score: 78/100 (C+)

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Wanted Level:

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Aftermath

Shortly after the attack, 8chan was dropped from Cloudflare's DDoS protection, resulting in numerous hosting problems for the site. 8chan eventually moved to BitMitigate—a superior alternative to Cloudflare that has considerably less downtime—but not before they were pressured by leftards to banhammer 8chan too, which also resulted in hosting problems for the Daily Stormer. Said hosting problems also resulted in the Daily Stormer having its anus opened for an onslaught of DDoS attacks.

Of course, since the shooter was white, the shooting will forever be added to the list of things that liberals use to cry about to revoke your Second Amendment rights.

Interrogation Vid

Gallery

Gallery About missing Pics

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  In court
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  Clearly a virgin with rage
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  A true gentleman.

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  Now where have we seen this before?
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  Very flattering selfie
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About missing Pics

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  Actual photo of the shooter
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  Patrick Crusius driver's license
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  Unfunny forced meme based on this killer nerd
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  Sam Hyde is the 2nd shooter

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  Dumbass accidentally uploaded a disciplinary letter instead of his crappy manifesto
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  The disciplinary letter in question
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  He posted this because he KNEW he looked like Santino William Legan

See Also

• El Paso
• Walmart
• Dayton Shooting - The somewhat shitty, leftist sequel
• Dylann Roof - Fellow autist who hates niggers
• Nikolas Cruz - Another retard (notice a pattern here) who also happens to be a wetback
• Santino William Legan - His clone
• Payton Gendron - Millions Must Die 2: Electric Boogaloo
• Randy Stair - The pioneer of producing shootings at supermarkets
• Chud

External Links

•  outsider609 - (archive)
•  PatrickCrusius - (archive) - Brainrot/troll account
• The Inconvenient Truth - His manifesto.
• The original post where he dropped his manifesto - (archive)
• Massive info and media dump - (archive)

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