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On April 3, 2025, one of the most lulzy events in Brazilian educational facilities history occurred in the State University of Paraíba, when 47-year-old '''Flávio Medeiros''', aka '''''The Printer Cuck''''', armed with a pistol, shot and killed 40-year-old Keine Diniz dos Santos, a man who was having a sexual adventure with his ex in the printer room of the university, claiming the badge of The Printer Cuck after he found out that easter egg. He also shot another man, but he only managed to wound him before he tried to enter the school where his ex worked, earning a second badge: [[Door Cuck]]. After that, he head to the city's road and [[an hero|ragequits]] via brainwash, surviving but lately dying in the hospital, a day later. Apart from suspending all the classes in the university, he joined to the cuck list, along with [[Couch Cuck]], [[ | On April 3, 2025, one of the most lulzy events in Brazilian educational facilities history occurred in the State University of Paraíba, when 47-year-old '''Flávio Medeiros''', aka '''''The Printer Cuck''''', armed with a pistol, shot and killed 40-year-old Keine Diniz dos Santos, a man who was having a sexual adventure with his ex in the printer room of the university, claiming the badge of The Printer Cuck after he found out that easter egg. He also shot another man, but he only managed to wound him before he tried to enter the school where his ex worked, earning a second badge: [[Door Cuck]]. After that, he head to the city's road and [[an hero|ragequits]] via brainwash, surviving but lately dying in the hospital, a day later. Apart from suspending all the classes in the university, he joined to the cuck list, along with [[Couch Cuck]], [[Door Cuck]], [[Philip Manshaus|Ancient muslim Cuck]] and other cucks. | ||
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! Brazilian school attacks looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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Much like Brenton Tarrant, E&D, and Elliot Rodger, Suzano has spawned countless autistic fanatics that have carried out school attacks, both in their country of origin, Brazil, and in the rest of the world. However, the origin of all this was not Suzano, but decades ago in 2003 with a young man who suffered harassment and mockery in the past.
A lesson of history on Brazilian school attackers
At first you might think it was the retarded Guilherme Taucci Monteiro who started it all, but that's not the case. All of that happened in 2003, and the first shooter who became infamous was Edmar Aparecido Freitas. In fact it was in 1971 and 2002, but who got more lulz was our friend Edmar and his rampage.
the fat man of revenge
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On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our hero entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already graduated, armed with a .38 caliber revolver and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, without a word, began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.
He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar Anheroes in the head.
Edmar fired 14 shots and wounded eight people (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was left paraplegic.
Virginia Tech in Brazil
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On the morning of April 7, 2011, Wellington entered his former school and proudly introduced himself as a former student. He then made his way to a classroom and politely greeted the kiddies there, only to shout "YEEHAW!" and shoot at the kiddies with his cowboy guns.
When a polícia arrived, Wellington tried to run to the second floor, only to be shot by a cop. Because of this, Wellington had no choice but to become an hero.
The cowboy shootout ultimately left 13 people dead, including Wellington, and left 22 others injured. Ten of the victims were female. The shooting is currently the deadliest school shooting in Brazil's history. The shooting would cause massive butthurt in Brazil, but, because it took place in a non-English-speaking country outside of the USA, it was quickly forgotten.
Even younger than The Meximbiner
On September 22, 2011, just five months after the Tasso da Silveira school shooting perpetrated by Wellington Menezes de Oliveira, a boy with only 10-years-old, shot his teacher with some sort of handgun, then fled the classroom and fatally wounded himself by giving himself a brainwash.
On September 22, 2011, David Mota Nogueira shot his teacher Rosileide Queiros de Oliveira, then fled and committed suicide. The teacher suffered minor injuries, surviving but David died hours later in the hospital.
The motive is not entirely clear, not much is known about the relationship between David and his teacher, it is known that days before the boy told his friends that he would shoot his teacher, David got the gun thanks to his father who was a police officer that same day his father realized that someone had stolen his gun, the man went to school and asked David and his younger brother if one of them had grabbed his gun but they both denied it, hours later the shooting would happen, his father was dismissed from that position, it is also known that months before David asked his brother "Would you miss me if something happened to me?" Did a school shooting at 10 years old only...
Never let your enemy know your next move
On 2013, in Altamira, 16-year-old François Patrick Nogueira Gouveia, after his teacher called him a faggot, tooks out a pen knife and stabs him in the chest, wounding him before getting V& and serving 45 days in youth prison and six months on the nuthouse. Later, on August 17, 2016, after he moved to Spain and had several quarrels with his uncles, he killed them by the same method as he stabbed the teacher, but with more effectiveness and with a knife plus the 2 infant cousins in some detached house in Pioz, before dismembering the bodies and putting them in black trash bags. He was V& for second time in September 2016, after some DNA investigations in the crime scene, because he left one hair in the scene. Patrick along with a few high scorers are the only ones who played the game 2 times or more in their lives, using the same character.
The unknown one
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On day October 20, 2017,J.C.A.M , a bullied 14-year-old student, armed with a Taurus PT100 handgun, property from his father, a police officer, stormed in his classroom, killing 2 students and wounding 4 more before he wanted to an hero by brainwash, but a teacher convinced him not to do it, so he dropped the gun and was V&. Besides he's walking free since 2020, the 14-year-old was also inspired by Wellington and the martyrs of school doom. He explained that he was obsessed with die führer, Adolf Hitler and his ideologies.
First Columbiners in Brazil
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On September 28th, 2018, 2 15-year-old students, one being fat Eric Harris and the other being Dylan Harris (dressed in Black and White, being the secondary character), who both glorified columbine and tried to replicate the shooting using a brazilian Derringer named "Garrucha", several knives and using homemade explosives. They were victims of bullying being this the motive behind this unsurprising attack that only managed to wound 2 students, one in the leg and the other in the back until the military police came to V& them. Both of them, They resisted arrest and threw a few of his shitty explosives at them, wounding nobody before they put the hands up, surrendered and V&. Even the Suzano shooter, Guilherme, laughed at them before he committed the following incident.
Brazilian Columbine
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Realizing they both were going to die virgin wagecucks working in some shitty factory, Guilherme convinced his retarded friend Luiz they had to shoot up a school for a slim chance of obtaining some fangirls in the afterlife like his heroes Eric and Dylan. After having stolen his uncle's car with his friend, they both drove to a worthless deprecated school to shoot up to leave a lasting impression on the world. The cameras recorded our attackers entering the school at around 10:40 a.m. local time. Guilherme entered the building first, hiding his face from subhumans while grabbing a hidden gun. Then, he started shooting fucking everything, only downing two. He IRL banhammered staff members as well as several meatbags in front of him before entering the main patio in hunt of his victims. By this time, Luiz appeared on camera entering the building and hacking the injured with a hatchet. Somehow these retards only brought one .38 caliber revolver for two people so they resulted to punching random girls instead of shooting them. They brought Molotovs, a crossbow, and a bow and arrow but didn't use any of it. Just like their 1999 predecessors, they also had planted a bomb (that didn't go off). The lazy fucks couldn't even be bothered to make multiple. Eventually, they did what they should have done in the first place and an heroed. Their pea-sized brains were later scraped off the floor by Paulo the janitor. In the photo of Guilherme's body, you can see he was wearing the infamous SIEGE™ mask, which led to it becoming the KMFDM shirt for Brazilian school attackers.
How many did i scored? 5?
On May 4, 2021, 18-year-old Fabiano Kipper Mai stormed a early childhood school, amred with a Red Guardian Ninja Sword, killing 3 children, a teacher and a staff member and wounded a teacher before he slashed his throat, severely wounded himself. After his lame mass killing, he asked "How many did i kill? Did i kill 5?. His motive was the Misanthropy, because he was a loner at school and was moderately bullied.
Emo's chimpout
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On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a twinked-out 18-year-old Suzano fan, Otaku and edgelord from Portumexico, who decided to gear up with his leather jacket, crossbows (what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?), moLOLtovs, and knives to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police and beat his russian waifu Timur; spoiler warning, NOT EVEN CLOSE. After being told to fuck off by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a thieving nigger and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like Cho so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher's lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually MISSED. He then shot some other teacher in the foot with a crossbow before MISSING AGAIN when taking a shot at some squeaker. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn't get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn't a couch) before getting into a physical kerfuffle with staff and students alike, breaking one student's nose and scratching another. His “rampage” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who bravely responded by kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him (yeah seriously). The worst part was when a teacher subdued this faggot with her flip flops on. Henrique got cucked in so many ways that even William's ashes could roll in laugh in the jar.
Emo's chimpout 2: Electric Boogaloo
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On September 26, 2022, some 14-year-old Emo, Nazi and Sucksano fanboy by the name of Isaac Silva Chagas, broke into his school with a machete and a revolver from his dad, and cowardly killed a cripple student, before he received instant karma, when a man shot him in the back, seriously wounding him and crippled him. Isaac also took a shitton of photos with the infamous SIEGE mask™. Isaac is also another victim of retarded fangirls. So kids, don't kill cripples or you will receive a tablespoon of instant karma.
SIEGE™ Mask, again
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on November 25 2022, Fagriel, armed with a SIEGE™ Mask, edgy swastika armband, boonie hat, military clothes, and dual wielded revolvers stolen from his sleeping pig-faced dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary (his former school), and began the ethnic cleansing. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 (probably) Jewish teachers and a student before merely wounding 9 others. Instead of mopping up the survivors like the much more successful nazi Brenton Tarrant did, the scared little faggot bitched out and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets V& while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after his car plate was recorded.
Max Portão
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On March 27, 2023, our Aryan hero Guilherme Rice, armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... A FUCKING SIEGE™ MASK, like any Bruhzilian schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and nabbed the old teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero Max Porta, who's attack was similar (except Porta's chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and they successfully disarmed Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops. This wasn't a shooting, but still it is considered, because of the level of retardedness of the killer.
The elevator boxer
On April 5, 2023, 25-year-old Luiz Henrique de Lima, armed with a tomahawk axe and a butterfly knife, stormed inside a daycare in Blumenau, by jumping a wall before going into a killing spree, targeting toddlers and children, killing 4 and wounding 5 before he was V&. One CCTV video from an elevator captured Luiz, shadow-boxing, like a professional boxer. Luiz also, was a druggie, being arrested for possession of narcotics.
13-year-old edgelord
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On April 11, 2023, 6 days after Luiz's carnage, another 13-year-old edgelord by the name of Muryllo Martins, entered his school in Santa Tereza de Goiás, at 8:00 A.M., storming in his classroom and slashing 3 classmates, all being wounded, before he was V&. In Twitter X, Muryllo, by the name of BugadoNPC, posted edgy comments and also posted photos where he has knives and even a air rifle. This stabbing was almost forgotten, but didn't because apart from the name reveal and the edgy tweets made, he was allegedly a Sucksano copycat, like Guilherme, so it counts in this article.
Guilherme Eduardo Atchisson
On June 19, 2023, 21-year-old former student Marcos Vinícius da Silva Damas, armed with a .38 caliber revolver, stormed inside the Colégio Estadual Professora Helena Kolody, in Cambé, pwning 2 16-year-old students, one female and the other one male before he was V&. After being V&, just 2 days during his custody, he an heroed in his cell. He did it because he wanted a revenge on bullying and also wanted to copycat sucksano, making himself another William Atchison, being cucked this time by a physiotherapist, disarming him before he tried to fake being an officer.
Faggot with rage
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On October 23rd, 2023, a Femboy and gay 17-year-old e-celebrity, tired of being called a faggot, and with the desire to copycat sucksano, brought a -38 caliber revolver to school and wounded 2 classmates in his class before he went to the staircase and shot Giovanna Bezerra, a 17-year-old posh bitch in the back of the head, killing her before he was V&. Luluzinho, who was before the shootings, was recorded in the street, getting laid with another faggot. He also did several threats of committing a school shooting, in a group in Discord, catching the e-pigs off guard, not like other people who actually got a better score. Obviously, you will never become like Purdyfag, loser.
D88ploy
On May 14, 2024, in the shithole of Barcelos, Amazonia, a 14-year-old former student nicknamed online as D88Ploy, invaded the Padre João Badalotti State School carrying out a knife and a homemade bomb, harming none, killing none and only causing chaos, only to be V&, cause he made a shitty attack. On X, he posted several pictures with the infamous and cringy SIEGE mask™, being another Sucksano copycat, this one failed at last moment. The name, D88ploy, was inspired by the username of Guilherme Taucci on Youtube. This foiled attack was forgotten forever to the annals of brazilian school attack history due to being on Brazil, where this last years it became so common.
Motive remains unknown
On October 18, 2024, 14-year-old brainiac student Samuel Santana Andrade, took his father's .38 caliber revolver and stormed with it in class, killing 3 classmates, thus being 2 girls and a boy. After he committed the triple murder, he decided to sit down in a chair and an hero by Revolver mouthwash, ending all the shooting, similarly like Fede, but used a .38 and died at the spot, like his 3 victims. Samuel, who spawned from the nowhere to wreck havoc, didn't left a clear motive behind the shooting, and one hypothesis says that he supposedly committed it out of jealousy.
Women can't score
On December 17, 2024, some 19-year-old baddie from Natal, Lyedja Yasmin Silva Santos, armed with a .38 caliber revolver, shot her teacher, wounding a classmate, before she was V&. The shooter planned to kill 10 people, but her plan was ultimately failed because she pussied out. Yet another proof on why women can't score.
KING OF THE CUCKS (Brazil only)
On April 3, 2025, one of the most lulzy events in Brazilian educational facilities history occurred in the State University of Paraíba, when 47-year-old Flávio Medeiros, aka The Printer Cuck, armed with a pistol, shot and killed 40-year-old Keine Diniz dos Santos, a man who was having a sexual adventure with his ex in the printer room of the university, claiming the badge of The Printer Cuck after he found out that easter egg. He also shot another man, but he only managed to wound him before he tried to enter the school where his ex worked, earning a second badge: Door Cuck. After that, he head to the city's road and ragequits via brainwash, surviving but lately dying in the hospital, a day later. Apart from suspending all the classes in the university, he joined to the cuck list, along with Couch Cuck, Door Cuck, Ancient muslim Cuck and other cucks.
High Score List
Let's see who IRL Permabanned the most NPCs in one list.
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Wellington Menezes de Oliveira | 12 | 22 | Y | 2011 | FPS |
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Guilherme Taucci Monteiro, Luiz Henrique de Castro | 8 | 11 | Y, Y (suicide pact) | 2019 | FPS, Co-op |
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Fabiano Kipper Mai | 5 | 1 | N (Attempted) | 2021 | Hack'n'Slash |
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Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni | 4 | 11 | N | 2022 | FPS |
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Luiz Henrique de Lima | 4 | 5 | N | 2023 | Hack'n'Slash |
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Samuel Santana Andrade | 3 | 0 | Y | 2024 | FPS |
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J.C.A.M | 2 | 4 | N | 2017 | FPS |
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Marcos Vinícius da Silva Damas | 2 | 0 | Y (in custody) | 2023 | FPS |
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Guilherme Reis | 1 | 4 | N | 2023 | Hack'N'Slash |
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Luluzinho | 1 | 2 | N | 2023 | FPS |
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Isaac Silva Chagas | 1 | 0 | N | 2022 | FPS |
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Edmar Aparecido Freitas | 0 | 8 | Y | 2003 | FPS |
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Henrique Lira Trad | 0 | 3 | N | 2022 | FPS, Hack'n'Slash |
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Muryllo Martins | 0 | 3 | N | 2023 | Hack'n'Slash |
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Anonymous Students | 0 | 2 | N, N | 2018 | FPS, Hack'n'Slash, Bomberman |
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David Mota Nogueira | 0 | 1 | Y | 2011 | FPS |
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Patrick Nogueira | 0 | 1 | N | 2013 | Hack'n'Slash |
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Lyedja Yasmin Silva Santos | 0 | 1 | N | 2024 | FPS |
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Anonymous 14-year-old teenager | 0 | 0 | N | 2024 | Hack'n'Slash, Bomberman |
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