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Jasmine Richardson

Jasmine Richardson was a 12-year-old girl who, with the help of her bf, on April 23, 2006, knifed her family in the name of the Worldwide Furry Conspiracy. At 12, she is the youngest killer in Soviet Canuckistan and was a regular user of the super cereal emo-gangbang known as Vampirefreaks. Besides being a Goff and getting stuck in the hole for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of JB to commit murder EVAR. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, Jeremy Steinke, who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $9000 a month contract with Suicide Girls to be their head pinup, right beside Nazi superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take Pimpmaster Sean up on this offer.

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By the end of this century, if temperatures keep rising, the average temperature on earth could go up another 4 to 8 degrees. What I'm saying is, The planet's on fucking fire... you idiots. Grow the fuck up. You're adults now.

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